I, Hikigu, are contained by the evil god

Chapter 85 cowards; West Asians (5k)

Hikigu walked into the airport.

He went straight to the security checkpoint without even going to the ticket office.

For Biqigu, who has no taboos in performing official duties, an ID card is enough, and it is impossible to buy a ticket.

As General Sakalski said, he can go with his ID card instead of a ticket, and someone will teach him how to do it.

To put it bluntly, even this morning's flight was temporarily opened for him alone, Bi Qigu. It's like his private plane, and there is no need to buy a ticket?

——According to Sakalski, from the day Hikigu decided to go to Iraq, Kansai International Airport will send additional flights to the Iraqi capital every day. For the sake of safety and caution, the duration of the flight is one week

…Before that, there were very few flights from Kansai International Airport to Iraq, because the market demand was really not high.

That is to say, everyone who catches this flight every day during this period should thank Biqigu, without Biqigu, there would be no convenience for them.

Bi Qigu dragged the handle of the suitcase to a random security check passage, and instead of sending it over to salute, he handed over an ID card.

On the ID card is Bi Qigu's listless and unattractive headshot - Bi Qigu always feels that his ID photo is his dark history, and it can't truly reflect his true appearance at all.

...But the strange thing is that every time Biqigu handed over the ID photo that didn't seem to be his own, the people who saw it would not question and ask "why does the person in the photo look like you?", but They all nodded and returned their ID cards.

The staff member of the case was a sweet-looking girl in uniform. She frowned and took the ID card. When she saw the name on it, she seemed to be suddenly enlightened. She handed the ID card back to Hikigu, bent slightly and stretched out her hand, pointing to the other side. .

When you bow your head, the fragrance is tangy.

"My distinguished guest, welcome to come, please go to the special passage over there."

"Ok."

Bi Qigu nodded kindly, wondering why this person didn't complain that the person on his ID card was not as handsome as himself,

Following the guidance of the steady middle-aged man, he walked to the entrance of the passage, which was far away from that passage. Bi Qigu didn't know what this passage usually does. He only saw that there was no tourist in this passage, only a steady and reliable Pu's middle-aged lady waited there for a long time.

Seeing Hikigu walking towards him, the middle-aged man hurried up to meet him.

When the man was about to reach the money, Biqigu handed over his ID card. The man took it carefully with both hands, looked at the name and photo on the ID card, and compared it with Biqigu himself.

——He didn't complain about the difference between Bi Qigu himself and the ugly ID photo.

After confirming Shibi Qigu himself, the steady and reliable middle-aged man returned his ID card, handed over his right hand, and lowered his voice:

"Agent Biqigu, you have worked hard all the way, welcome aboard."

"This time I'm here to serve you."

The title of "Bikigu Detective" made Biqigu agitated, but fortunately, the following words made Biqigu calm down again... It turned out that it was a related person sent by the association on a business trip.

Hikigu switched to his left hand to carry the suitcase, and passed the right hand that was originally dragging the towbar to the middle-aged man, and his two palms intersected to make a "snap" sound: "Then I will trouble you."

"Agent Biqigu, this is a safe passage for you. You can give me the salute, and I will consign it to Iraq for you."

While talking about the middle-aged man, he sensiblely handed over his ID card and small black notebook,

"As for the valuables such as guns, daggers and contents, please take them with you. There will be no security checks here, so you can rest assured."

Guns and ammunition, daggers and ammunition, containment... It's hard to imagine that such high-risk words would be said by the airport service staff, "Please take it with you."

But this is also something that can't be helped. The agents cannot do without the guy in their hands every second, and they must always be ready to fully arm themselves within one minute.

...Bi Qigu took the ID card and the small black notebook, and saw at first glance that the person in the passport photo was more rustic and fatter than himself, and there was a similar photo on the small black notebook, and it also wrote "Kyoto Association Detective" typeface.

The appearance in the photo is not important, but the words on the certificate are important.Bi Qigu was immediately relieved.

Passed the suitcase over to the middle-aged and stable man, "I have already brought all the important things with me, and there are some clothes in this suitcase, please check it in for me."

By the way, Bi Qigu also complained, "Is that you in the photo?"

"—the photo on your ID card is far worse than yourself,"

"Yes, I was still fat back then."

The middle-aged man smiled,

"You too, you are much more handsome than the one on your ID photo."

——Bi Qigu felt comfortable listening to these words, as if his long-cherished wish had been fulfilled all of a sudden.

"Then do you have any orders?"

...the steady middle-aged man asked again.

"It seems to be nothing." Bi Qigu scratched his head, "Tell me, what do I need to do?"

Hikigu suddenly felt like a bit of a coward.

The middle-aged man quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and after a few operations, a page appeared,

The man handed the phone to Hikigu to see,

"Then you choose where to sit. This is a vacant seat. If you are not comfortable doing it, or you are in need of some tasks, you can temporarily change seats on the plane. Just check your ID card with the waiter."

This is like saying Qigu as if you can go to the sky as long as you have an ID card. "For the sake of my identity" is almost the same as "give me a face".

"Hey? Can I choose or change it?" Bi Qigu was a little surprised.

He knows that the seat on the plane can be selected in advance, but in some places it is not allowed, and he really does not know that it can be changed on the plane.

Bi Qigu finally looked at his phone, and there were only a few seats on the whole plane that could not be taken by people. Although this was expected, after all, the flight opening time was there, but it was still surprising when it happened.

...It's really like his private plane.

But as far as he knows, because the center of gravity of the aircraft will change with the arrangement of passengers' seats, the flight attendants must always monitor the selection of the seats on the aircraft, and constantly lock and release the seats in the front and rear rows of the aircraft.

Therefore, when flying, passengers should sit in designated seats and do not change seats at will, especially changing seats in a large area will change the load balance of the aircraft, change the position of the aircraft's center of gravity, and seriously affect flight safety.

Regarding this issue, the reason why Hikiya knew it was because he had seen this kind of news: because a crocodile suddenly appeared in the cabin, the frightened passengers flocked to the cockpit at the same time, causing the plane to lose its balance and die. crashed.

Therefore, under normal circumstances, seats will be randomly and automatically allocated according to vacancies.When passengers go through the check-in procedures, the principle of the check-in staff assigning seats is to carry out the seat layout and balance requirements of the aircraft level by level.

What this man said...

"Others can't, you can."

The middle-aged man's answer was simple and messy, and he played the privilege so confidently.

One sentence solved all of Hikigu's doubts, and also made Hikigu's vanity explode in an instant, and his mood suddenly cleared up.

"Then I have to choose carefully... Do you have any recommendations?"

Although I heard the shouting on the radio just now, it can be seen that after seeing this calm man, he felt much more at ease than Qigu. He looked down at the seat on the phone and asked the middle-aged man at the same time.

——I have already seen the specially arranged airport receptionist, how can I prevent him from getting on the specially arranged plane?This allows him to choose a suitable seat carefully.

"So, which cabin do you want to take?"

The middle-aged man asked,

Hikigaya: "It must be business class."

The shabby poor man Bi Qigu has never sat in first class in his life, nor did he in his previous life.

Now traveling at public expense, and it happens to be a plane that is almost a private plane, so it’s not too much to be a business class, right?

"Okay, no problem. There are only two people in the business class who have bought tickets. The seat is very vacant. You can choose as much as you want."

"Ah, wait," Bi Qigu raised his eyebrows, and suddenly thought of issues other than money.

He asked, "Which cabin is safer?"

It’s true that he has the real thing, and he’s an agent, but even if he has the powerful real thing of the fourth stage, if something happens, he doesn’t think he can survive from an accident on the plane at an altitude of [-] meters... ...Anyway, the probability is slim.

Bi Qigu cherishes the protection of his own life more than the desire for all other thoughts.

Middle-aged man: "In terms of safety, a British aircraft seat report pointed out that passenger planes generally have the characteristics of less turbulence in the front cabin, less noise in the rear cabin, and a slightly higher safety index in the middle cabin. It will be more secure."

Hikigu raised his eyebrows: "Which one is the middle cabin?"

"For the middle class, generally speaking, I recommend the super economy class. Rows 31-37 of the plane are super economy class, and the fare is 110% of the full price of the ordinary class ticket..."

Hikigu waved his hand, "The ticket price is not a matter, that is not important."

With a bold appearance, he doesn't need to pay the money anyway. .

"Okay, let me continue. The super economy class will have more space and more services than the rear seats. The disadvantage is that the armrest of the middle seat cannot be lifted up like the rear ordinary class. Lie down and rest."

"In the super economy class, sitting in the middle emergency exit position should be safer and more in line with your requirements, but because that position is usually close to the wings and engines, the noise is relatively loud."

"—Then do it in the middle cabin, where the emergency exit is located!"

Biqigu made a decision immediately.

"Then which row do you sit in?"

The middle-aged man is very patient and knowledgeable, and he looks like a serious airport worker. It's hard to imagine that this is a detective.

Does this agent usually work at Kansai International Airport?

Bi Qigu raised his eyebrows: "Is there any particularity to this?"

"The first row of each cabin is the emergency exit. As far as I know, the emergency exit seat seems to be an additional [-] yen, and the middle seat in the first row also seems to be an additional fee-of course, I know you don't care money."

"The advantage of that location is that there is a lot of space, it is easy to move around, it's not so crowded, and you can sit comfortably. The disadvantage is that you can't put luggage in front of the emergency exit and the first row; it's close to the kitchen or toilet, so you can't take a good rest. The first row is because you can Many passengers with babies will apply for the installation of baby cradles, which will also affect rest.”

"It's a good place if you like kids."

"I like kids and don't like bears." Hikigu shook his head, "I don't know if the one who appeared in front of me is a bear or not,"

"You are so right."

The middle-aged man nodded deeply and sympathetically,

"What do you mean?"

"...Even so, I'd still choose this place—that's all,"

"Row 31, the first one on the left, next to the window."

Bi Qigu shrugged, ordered the seat on the phone, and returned the phone with the confirmed location to the calm and reliable middle-aged man,

"I'm more concerned about safety than the troubles of bear children and the disturbance of noise."

As for why it is necessary to specify that the location needs to be by the window?

First, looking at the scenery through the window on the plane, especially the sunset and sunrise in the sky is really shocking and spectacular.

Second, the position next to the window is the position of the protagonist, which is very cool. If the eyes looking out of the window are a little melancholy, maybe you can attract cute girls.

The only pity is that there are other people sitting next to the seat. I don't know whether it's a man or a woman. Even if there are so few people and such an empty flight, I can't stay alone quietly. This somewhat makes Hikigu who wants to be alone feel a little regretful.

... There is no way, the seat on the far right of the first row by the window is already occupied, only this side is vacant.

The middle-aged man blinked his eyes, and felt that the detective in front of him was really worried about dying in an air crash, so he said a few more words:

"... If you really pay attention to safety, then I will give you a few more tips: don't open your mobile phone during the whole process, take out the water cup on the side of the schoolbag or put it in the zipper, and open a small gap before opening the luggage rack. Turn it on slowly, go to the kitchen to get hot water, don't touch the water heater yourself,

Do not use the bathroom during turbulence, do not stand during taxiing, do not ring the call bell 20 minutes before takeoff and 30 minutes before landing... these small details can make you extra safe. "

Bi Qigu felt dizzy after hearing the name of the dish, but Bi Qigu still remembered this passage, after all, he is such a timid person.

——It’s probably hard to imagine that such a safe-mouthed coward has actually saved the world three times as a savior.

……

"correct."

At almost the end, the man said to Bi Qigu,

"With your luggage checked into Iraq, there is an extra suitcase."

"There's something in there that you need."

Hikigu immediately understood what it was.

——In fact, Hikigu guessed that it is very likely that the man himself does not know what the so-called "needed thing" is. Anyway, he is just a custodian and transporter.

……

One minute later, Biqigu leisurely walked through the aisle empty-handed, holding high-risk items such as knives, guns and ammunition, and was a living terrorist.

——If a passenger sitting next to Hikigu accidentally saw this, he would be scared to death.

The middle-aged man nodded contentedly and breathed a sigh of relief.

He knew that he was serving a hero, the famous and legendary detective Mr. Hikigu,