I, Hikigu, are contained by the evil god

Anyway, his pockets are bulging, he is richer than Qigu, and he is in a good mood now, he wants to reward himself after working all night, and he also wants to see Komachi's surprise when he brings things home... So he Decided to have a richer breakfast today and go to a few more places to buy more things.

As I said just now, there are very few breakfast shops in Japan. Even in the streets with heavy traffic, except for the breakfast shops that specialize in tourists, most of the other breakfast shops open after ten o'clock; so young people, People living alone who can't cook will go to convenience stores to buy breakfast, where rice balls, sushi, sandwiches, oden, fried chicken, croquettes, steamed buns, instant noodles and other foods are provided.

However, after all, Chiba is a small city with a slower pace of life, and the aging population is very serious. In addition, this is an old city, and the neighbors in the neighborhood know the basics and everyone’s eating habits, so the breakfast spots nearby open relatively early, although not Many, but there are still a few.

Biqigu strolled to the convenience store first, and went to the convenience store to get a box of sushi, which contained six small sushi sandwiches with ham and cucumber, and bought a box of steaming Kanto cooking, which was not too much, Biqigu I picked a few pieces of white radish, one or two pieces each of shrimp dumplings, fish balls, and bamboo wheels, for a taste.

Biqigu wandered around to buy meat buns again. It was the same meat buns I bought before. It had been well received by the Biqigu brothers and sisters and the five Nakano sisters. Things, Biqigu only bought five meat buns.

After buying meat buns, Biqigu already has two plastic straps in his hand, but this is just the beginning.

He wandered around to buy other things.

Walking in Biqigu, I saw a pickle shop. The shop selling pickled vegetables just opened. Biqigu bought some radish pickles. As the first customer of the shop today, the shop gave Biqigu a cheaper price at the checkout. It was 100 yen.

Some people say that eating pickled vegetables in the morning is not good for your health, because there may be dangerous substances in the pickled food - nitrosamines, which can cause some esophageal and liver diseases.

——But who cares, since you like the enjoyment on the tip of your tongue, you can't pay too much attention to it, otherwise you can't eat this, and you can't eat that, just become a monk and become a monk.

After buying pickled vegetables, Bi Qigu thought about whether to buy anything else next.

... I have enough to eat, and I almost drink

Hikigu found out that miso paste is always available at home. It is very simple to make miso soup at home... But there must be a reason why Bikigu is still willing to come out to buy miso soup.

The miso soup here is really delicious, the sauce is rich but not too salty, and it doesn't even affect the original taste of the various ingredients in it.

This miso soup does not use complicated ingredients, but only puts very traditional small pieces of tofu, green onions and a little seafood...but I don't know why it tastes so good.

Being able to drink some steaming miso soup early in the morning not only warms the stomach but also whets the appetite. It is really the highest enjoyment in the world.

"……Hey?"

When buying miso soup, Hikigu saw a familiar tall and thin figure among the dine-in people in the store. It was obviously summer but he was wearing a suit, and there was a briefcase by the table. It should be after breakfast. go to work.

Bi Qigu had seen this person before, the middle-aged man he saw when he was out drinking with his uncle last time, enjoying a big table alone.

He was the same as what he had seen back then. In addition to miso soup, there were several snacks in front of him. At first glance, he seemed to be a person who paid great attention to the quality of life and enjoyed delicious food.

When he inadvertently looked up and saw Bi Qigu, he also felt that this person looked familiar.

Because Hikigaya happened to be looking at him, the eyes of the two met...the two smiled politely at each other at the same time to show their friendship.

Biqigu saw two fried sesame balls among the things placed on the other party's table. He was picking up a crispy and delicious sesame ball and delivering it to his mouth. Biqigu seemed to hear a crisp crackling sound from far away. There are also sesame seeds sticking to the mouth.

The uncle had a look of enjoyment on his face.

Hikigu blinked, and then remembered that this store sells other than the signature miso soup... It's just that Hikigu's used to only buy miso soup, and didn't try other things .

How about... Try it?

Hikigu thought that since the uncle who is very good at enjoying food bought them all, then maybe the sesame balls in this store are really good, so he followed suit and bought two sesame balls. Of course, two servings are indispensable Miso soup is a must buy.

In fact, Biqigu still wants to hang around and buy something else, but now Biqigu seems to have too many things in his hands. If he can’t finish it, he will definitely not be able to finish it. ,

... So, Hikigu returned home with big bags and small bags.

When Hikigu walked to the door with six or seven plastic belts, he stood there silent.

He realized that it would be very laborious for him to open the door like this,

He had to hang bags of pickles, sesame balls, and sushi from the doorknob and struggled to open the door.

After entering the house and putting all kinds of bags into the kitchen, and pouring all the contents into the corresponding dishes, Hikigu brought them to the dining table.

——So the dining table was filled to the brim, looking extremely rich.

Bi Qigu looked down at the sumptuous "big meal" on the table, couldn't help but put his hands on his hips, his heart was filled with a sense of accomplishment.

He looked up at the time on the clock on the wall. It was 6:45 in the morning, and it was [-]:[-] in the morning by fifteen minutes. He was worried that the breakfast would be cold, and considering that Komachi went to bed early yesterday, Bi Qigu felt that it would be okay now Call Komachi to wake up.

...Shouldn't you be angry about getting up?

While thinking so, Hikigaya walked to Komachi's bedroom door and knocked on the door.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Wake up Komachi, I bought you breakfast, it's all you like!"

"..."

"Bang bang bang!"

"Komachi?"

Hikigaya knocked on the door for a long time before the sound of footsteps came from the door. Komachi opened the door sleepily, and was very surprised to see Hikigaya looking very energetic outside the door.

"Brother? Why did you get up so early?"

"Well... various reasons." Bi Qigu was vague.

——How could he get up early?

He didn't sleep at all,

His head still hurts a bit,

He was busy all night.

However, he didn't say anything to Komachi, he just greeted Komachi and said, "Let's go, go and look at the dining table, and see what delicious food your brother bought for you."

——Who made him an agent?

——Who made him Komachi's older brother?

Chapter 13 New appointment!Albatron straight up! (Two in one!)

Komachi didn't even wash his face before Hachiman dragged him to the dining table by the cuff of his pajamas to watch breakfast. ,

"Hey hey?"

Komachi's eyes widened, his surprised expression filled with unstoppable surprise.

"What day is it today, why did you buy so many delicious foods?"

"How can there be a day, just eat something delicious and improve the food."

Hikigaya shrugged, Komachi's expression of surprise made his heart almost overflow with a sense of accomplishment.

"Okay, let's go take a shower."

Hikiya rubbed Komachi's head, messing up her already messy hair from sleeping.

"Hurry up and have breakfast after eating, I'll wait for you."

"Yeah." Komachi raised his hand and slapped Hikigaya's big hand rubbing on top of his head away, rolled his eyes, and said angrily, "Got it!"

……

……

The noisy breakfast came to an end, and Bi Qigu planned to go to bed after breakfast.

He told Komachi about going back to the bedroom to play, but he didn't say that he was going back to the bedroom to sleep.

On the one hand, if he said that he fell asleep, Komachi would subconsciously keep quiet and dare not do anything... But Bi Qigu's staying up at night is his own business, not something that was originally established. It sounds a little too selfish to let this kind of thing affect Komachi's normal daily life.

On the other hand, he couldn't explain why he didn't sleep all night.

...What's more, even if Komachi doesn't make any movement, she won't be able to catch Hikigu falling asleep.

As an agent, it is necessary to be able to overcome corresponding difficulties under various conditions, quickly fall asleep, and regain energy in the shortest possible time.

Hikigu returned to the bedroom, took off the Patek Philippe on his wrist, took off the pistol and dagger, changed back into loose pajamas, fell on the bed, closed his eyes, and relaxed his muscles.

He began to take regular deep breaths.Relaxing the brow and scalp, and naturally opening the jaw slightly...then he let all the muscles of the face relax, including the tongue and lips.Continue to breathe slowly and deeply.Now, relax the eight muscles that control the eyeball.Don't give the eyes any focus, let them relax completely.Continue to breathe deeply.

Then he let his shoulders relax and sag as naturally as possible, and his brain could clearly feel the muscles of his back and neck becoming soft, and enjoyed the feeling of gradually losing strength; then he relaxed his chest.Take a deep breath and hold it, and finally exhale all the tension in your body together with the exhaust gas, letting your chest cavity gradually "collapse".

At this moment, Hikigaya imagined himself as a loose piece of flesh, like a stranded jellyfish, he imagined himself communicating with his arms or legs, starting from the right or left upper arm, then to the forearm, and then to the hand , tell each muscle to relax, and do the same in the other arm and both legs.Finally, he gradually felt his arms and legs turned into weightless flesh, and he slumped loosely on the bed.

At this time, Hikigu was more relaxed... So, he fell into a deep sleep at the fastest speed.

——Of course, he has not relaxed the most basic vigilance bottom line of the agent. If there is any sign of danger, he will wake up immediately, and subconsciously turn on the "real thing", and take out the M1911 alignment sound in the bedside table source.

In other words, after special training, his deep sleep may not be the same as that of ordinary people.

... This method is one of the skills that Hikigu mastered to sleep quickly. It was the second lieutenant of the US Navy, Bud Winter. The consequence is that pilots often make many fatal mistakes in battle, such as accidentally injuring friendly troops, or easily exposing themselves to local firepower. That's why they were ordered to research the sleep method for American pilots, and later gradually spread to all major Special forces, very useful, listed as one of the must-learn skills by the association.

Applying Kaguya's oral habit - being able to fall asleep within 2 minutes when needed is the basic quality of an agent.

Facts have proved that the effect of three hours of deep sleep can be much better than six hours of dreaming. Bi Qigu woke up naturally after only four and a half hours of sleep, and even felt refreshed.

Hikigaya turned his head to look at the time on the clock hanging on the wall. It was 10:52, which was not too late at all. He even had time to prepare lunch for Komachi and himself... Although both brothers and sisters were worried because they ate too much in the morning. I was so overwhelmed that I wasn't hungry at all until now.

Body sore and limp, Bi Qigu was too lazy to get up, so he turned over, took the phone from the bedside table and slowly refreshed it.

The Chiba news on the mobile phone looks nothing unusual, and today's Chiba is as harmonious and comfortable as ever.

Bi Qigu flipped through the pages, and there was a "ding dong" of an email on the phone, and the caller did not specify the name.

Bi Qigu raised his eyebrows and opened it casually. After seeing the content on it, his expression became serious, and his upper body lying on the bed immediately sat up. "

——"Hikigu Hachiman, please go to the Chiba City Association Branch with Yukinoshita Yukino, Yukinoshita Yono, Kasumigaoka Shiwa, Shinomiya Kaguya, and Shana at five o'clock in the afternoon. I have the latest job arrangements convey."

"..." Bi Qigu blinked his eyes and suddenly realized.It was only then that I realized that after secretly arranging my new job, other people's jobs should be almost arranged as well.

Smash it down, Bi Qigu first smashed and deleted this email to prevent it from being seen by people who shouldn't read it, and then started thinking about what to wear in the afternoon.

He knew in his heart that he probably had nothing to do with his afternoon arrangements, but other people's arrangements were also very important to him, and he even began to think about whether he should dress more solemnly to show that he valued and respected his companion's promotion. celebrate.

...To be honest, he was really curious about how Sakasky would arrange for Yukino and the others when he was going to hell.

With something on his mind, he couldn't lie down on the bed, so Bi Qigu simply got up and changed his pajamas back to his normal clothes. As for what to wear in the afternoon, we'll talk about it in the afternoon.

At noon, Hikigu Hachiman and Komachi were not very hungry, so they simply ate a little bit, boiled a small pot of egg drop soup, each with a bowl, and ate it with sweet and crispy radish mustard.

... Time came to the afternoon in a blink of an eye, Bi Qigu thought it over and over again, and finally decided to keep it simple, wearing the detective's standard trench coat and going to the association.

——Although this thing is called a windbreaker, it is made of a special material. The material used is related to the mysterious world. It is warm in winter and cool in summer, and it only has a thin layer. It looks a bit like a sunscreen coat, and it does not make people feel uncomfortable even if it is worn in summer. It's against harmony, and it doesn't look fat and fluffy like other sun protection jackets at all, but it is very handsome and cold.

Even Bi Qigu felt that wearing this thing made people feel chilly and very comfortable.

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, when the sun was scorching and the weather was hot, Hikigaya arrived at the branch of the Chiba City Association amidst the respectful and enthusiastic greetings of all the agents and civil servants.

He thought he had come early enough, but when he arrived, he found that, except for himself, Xue Nai and the others were all present, and they were all gathered together in the conference room specially vacated for them by the branch.

——It seems that they have long been looking forward to their new positions, otherwise how could they be so active.

"When did you guys arrive?" Bi Qigu smacked his lower lip, "I thought I would be the first to arrive."

Xue Nai shrugged, "We also just arrived."

She was even wearing her school uniform, apparently rushing over after school.

"Well, indeed." Yang Nai seconded.

Shiwa Kaguya and Shana nodded one after another.

Hikigu: "..."

Hikigu originally thought that "just arrived" was a gentle lie that only belonged to men when they faced girls, but he didn't expect that he could be treated like this himself.

There is no need to delve into this question, Bi Qigu looked at the school uniform on Xue Nai, and his eyes were in a daze for a few times.

He thought of the first time he and Yukino met in that abandoned classroom, and thought of his high school life in Sobu High.

Hikigu found that Yukino's pure and cold temperament was fully demonstrated because of this school uniform of Sobu High School. She seemed to be born suitable for this school uniform, which made Hikigu's heart tremble even more than when wearing many normal clothes.

——All in all, when Yukino is wearing a school uniform, the originally vague concept of high school beauty takes on a unified look.

What a terrible woman... Bi Qigu couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

He opened his mouth, paused, and asked Xue Nai:

"...When is Zong Wu Gao going to be on summer vacation?"

'Tomorrow is the final exam, three days of exams and then a holiday,'"

"That's it." Hikigu nodded, "...Anyway, you should manage your time well, don't force yourself."

Yukino raised her head to look at Hikigu, and met Hikigu's gaze.

"..." She blinked, and the corners of her mouth curled up in an inexplicable arc: "Well, don't worry."

Yukinoshita Haruno, who was watching coldly, felt that the atmosphere was a bit wrong: "..."