Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

Until after school, when Tsunade came over to have lunch with Orochimaru with a large bento box in his hand.

Looking at the brightly colored but unpalatable bento, Orochimaru couldn't help but think of "mom's cooking".

Orochimaru thought of "Mom's cooking" and naturally thought of Yan Bai.

then……

lying trough-

Orochimaru is not well!

Just now in the dense forest, because there are two idiots around, Orochimaru used the "projection ninjutsu" that will not disturb them.

Orochimaru subconsciously used what he thought was the most reliable "projection ninjutsu".

It is the "flower of thorns" that Yan Bai gave him.

It turns out that this is how anti-aircraft guns hit mosquitoes.

Use such a "reliable" projection ninjutsu to pierce a few clones!

The memory of the opponent's clone will return to the main body, which will definitely expose Orochimaru's "flower of thorns" technique.

"Flower of Thorns" is not some obscure technique.

This technique is famous in ninja world because of Uchiha Madara.

The bodies of those avatars will definitely... come up with a lot of strange plots in their minds.

……

Thinking of this, Orochimaru showed fear.

"Ninjutsu Projection Flower of Thorns" is not Oshemaru's own technique, so it is not an exaggeration to say that this technique is a one-time consumable for Oroshemaru.

If you want to use it again, you have to ask Yan Bai to save it for Dashewan again.

This is different from other C-level and even a large number of D-level ninjutsu that Orochimaru usually stores. He can save as many of these things as he wants.

But if he wanted to save the projection of "Flower of Thorns", Orochimaru had to find Yan Bai and Uchiha Madara.

But if Orochimaru bites the bullet and asks Yan Bai for it, according to Yan Bai's character, he will definitely give it to him, and Madara's father will definitely beat him up!

Orochimaru covered his face with a headache.

Recently, Papa Ban's tormenting methods have escalated.

Orochimaru thought to himself, feeling that Madara beating him is purely based on his mood, he should find a way to ease the relationship, just like when he was in the pupil art world...

If you can re-establish a good relationship with Madara, if you want to save "Blossom of Thorns" in the future, you don't have to find Yan Bai, and the same is true for Madara.

In Orochimaru's cognition, Uchiha Madara loves Yan Bai deeply, but Yan Bai just treats Uchiha Madara as his son.

Uchiha Madara may understand it in his heart, but he doesn't show it on his face.

The way the two get along is neither alienated nor close, and has always been maintained within a safe distance.

Perhaps, what does Orochimaru think he should do to promote the relationship between his parents?

This will ease the relationship between him and Uchiha Madara.

Orochimaru racked his brains thinking, he didn't know what to do.

afternoon.

After school, Orochimaru bid farewell to Tsunade in a hurry, and hurried back to the memorial monument.

The mountain wind blew a burst of food fragrance.

This made Orochimaru realize that Yan Bai should be making dinner.

Orochimaru accelerated the speed of travel, and returned to the princess mausoleum as soon as possible, just pushed the door open and entered.

Orochimaru heard the continuous meowing of cats filling the space.

That was the meowing sound of Orange like a repeater.

"Do you love me or not~ do you love me~ do you love~ do you love~ love or not~ love or not (×N)..."

"You don't love me, don't love, don't love, don't love, don't love, don't love me..."

Juzi's voice was sobbing, like a complaining cat, the syllables didn't change at all, it sounded like this sentence.

Because those words kept repeating, Orochimaru felt that he must have heard correctly.

Orochimaru:"????"

Orochimaru hurriedly changed his clothes and shoes, and rushed into the house.

But I saw Orange's cake-like cat face showing a look of contempt for anyone. The whole cat was nestled in its small cradle, looking at a certain direction with a resentful expression on its face.

Orange's mouth has been opening and closing, cursing and cursing, "Do you love me or not?"...

Orochimaru followed Tachibana's gaze, and then he saw Uchiha Madara sitting next to the cat's nest.

Tangerine is asking Uchiha Madara "Do you love it or not".

Dashewan said that he couldn't understand. Today is his first day of school. After a few hours, what happened at home?

Yan Bai should be cooking, so there are only Uchiha Madara and the kitten in the living room.

Orochimaru kept thinking about what he thought when he came back, he obediently stepped forward, and said to Madara: "Dad, I'm back..."

Uchiha Madara was flipping through the book casually. Of course he knew that Orochimaru was back, but he didn't take it seriously.

But Orochimaru's words made Uchiha Madara's movements involuntarily paused.

Uchiha Madara slowly raised his eyes, looking at Orochimaru who was sitting opposite him holding a cushion.

Although the furniture and environment are different, even the clothes are different.

Today's Orochimaru is what he looked like when he was 6 years old, and gradually overlaps with the son Uchiha Madara saw in the pupil art world.

As if going back in time, Orochimaru is still the obedient and sensible son, and Uchiha Madara is not the runaway father.

It's just that, fighting all the year round, Uchiha Madara lost the habit of normal communication with Orochimaru.

For a while, Uchiha Madara didn't know what to say.

Of course Orochimaru knew what was going on with Madara Uchiha, he couldn't wait any longer, he said softly, "Dad, would you like to come with me to Konoha tonight, there is a drama appreciation in the Konoha Auditorium today."

Uchiha Madara narrowed his eyes. He habitually thought that Orochimaru's invitation had some kind of purpose, but he still asked blankly, "Oh? What kind of story is it?"

Orochimaru twitched the corners of his lips, not daring to look directly into Uchiha Madara's eyes, and said in a calm voice as much as possible: "The name of that play is "I am Ninja World Shura Uchiha Madara", this play is played in Konoha Ninja The village is extremely popular, there are at least eight performances every month, tickets are hard to come by..."

Hearing that name, Uchiha Madara's expression froze obviously.

Having accepted too many modern things in Yan Bai's pupil art world, it is impossible for Uchiha Madara not to know what drama is, and even more to know what Dashemaru is talking about now.

Uchiha Madara wondered, who dares to play him in Konoha?

Seeing that Uchiha Madara was going to run away, Orochimaru hurriedly took out the ticket and made a brief introduction to Uchiha Madara, claiming that the play was about the emotional entanglement between Madara and Princess Senju, because the love described in the play was too touching. That's why the audience liked it so much that they repeated the show so many times.

When Orochimaru said this, Uchiha Madara struggled for a while before saying: "Okay, I'll go with you."

Hearing that Madara agreed, Orochimaru finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It was Oshemaru's impromptu idea to invite Madara to the theater, just to enhance the friendship between father and son.

When school was over, Tsunade asked Orochimaru for a date and gave him two tickets.

Seeing the name of the play above, Orochimaru excitedly gave Tsunade a hug, then snatched away the two tickets, left Tsunade behind, and ran back home in a hurry.

Being invited, Uchiha Madara's mood is complicated. This is really the first time to watch someone else play himself...

Chapter 203 Madara: This screenwriter wants to dance

The kitchen was set up outside, because Yan Bai didn't like his mausoleum to be full of oily fumes.

Under normal circumstances, Yan Bai would not let Uchiha Madara into the kitchen to help.

Madara Uchiha was not happy at first, but after Yan Bai casually said a few nice words, Madara Uchiha happily accepted this setting.

At this moment, the kitchen was filled with smoke.

Yan Bai's avatar was busy, and ninjutsu was flying around the kitchen.

But Yan Bai himself sat on the threshold with Ying Mo in his arms.

While stroking Ying Mo's white beard, Yan Bai said earnestly, "Ying Mo, you teach Orange to say that, and Madara will find out sooner or later."

Hearing this sentence, Ying Mo arched into Yan Bai's arms. Originally, it was used to stepping on milk, but Yan Bai's skin was so hard that it hurt all over its body. The place with the most cloth settled down.

Rat life is important, Yan Bai is not something that can be touched.

Sakura Mo suddenly sympathized with Uchiha Madara.

It's too awful!No wonder they are not together.

Thinking of this in her heart, Ying Mo still responded with a squeak: "It won't be discovered, Ju Zi is so stupid."

Yan Bai shook his head, "Juzi is still a child, don't teach it badly, it will find a wife in the future and have many children."

Speaking of this, Yan Bai couldn't help but recall that Tangerine provoked Uchiha Madara head-on today.

It caused Uchiha Madara to use the pupil technique on a cat.

Yan Bai also said at the time: Tangerine is just a kitten, forget it...

That is to say a few more human words, Tangerine is just acting cute, but this little cat's words are really annoying.

However, Uchiha Madara said to Yan Bai, "I am an adult, of course I don't care about children", and after hypnotizing Tangerine, he shaved two-thirds of its hair.

Except for the head, there is only a huge heart-shaped hair left on the back of the orange, and most of the hair on its body has been shaved off.

After Tachibana woke up, Uchiha Madara put it directly in front of the full-length mirror in the entrance before scolding.

Orange Maoyan stared at himself in the mirror in shock and daze for an hour, his expression was as if he hadn't had a tuba in three days, his expression was stiff and stuck.

Uchiha Madara often bathes Tangerine, because it always walks outside and wants to climb Yan Bai's coffin.

Other cats have been bathed, and it can be seen that the rich fur makes the cat puffy.

After taking a bath, Tangerine can see that puffiness is a self-deception cat, and he is still so fat.

Now, except for the cat face on the front of the orange, all its fur has fallen off, but it is still very cute and fleshy. If you don’t look carefully, you may think its fur is still there.

At that time, Yan Bai called Tangerine beside him for at least 3 minutes, before the boy Juzi nestled into Yan Bai's arms with an aggrieved face and begged for comfort for a while.

Afterwards, it may be that Tangerine thought it was painful to be hugged by Yan Bai without the cat's fur, so she silently burrowed into its little cradle, remembering to cover her body with her own quilt.

From then on, when Tangerine saw Uchiha Madara, she would nag "Do you love me, do you love me?" full of resentment.

Yan Bai touched Ying Mo's head, watched Ying Mo hold a nut in his arms and gnawed, with a loving smile on his face, "Where did this fruit come from? Are you sure it's not poisonous?"

Yingmo Zhizhizhi: "Ham~ There are many strange squirrels in the forest, they always hide food for themselves, and store it in various places. I checked it, and it doesn't remember where it hid food. I let the child They emptied out the warehouses it had forgotten."

Yan Bai smiled without saying a word.

Ying Mo is always surprisingly reassuring, living a wretched and long life...

Meals were prepared quickly.

while having dinner.

The restaurant was unusually quiet, and Tangerine was "coaxed" to sleep by Uchiha Madara because it was too noisy. When Orochimaru saw Yan Bai, he first said hello, and then he seemed to think of something and fell into entanglement.

Orochimaru was too excited just now, and what he said was "I hope my father will accompany me to see it".

There are only two tickets, which obviously excludes Yan Bai from the beginning.

So much so that when he saw Yan Bai, Orochimaru didn't know how to explain it. If he had known him, he would have let Madara and Yan Bai go.

It's like a child clumsily buying two movie tickets in order to match his parents, but it turned out that the son went out on a date with the father, and the mother was an accident.

Instead, Madara saw Dashewan's entanglement, and took the initiative to explain to Yan Bai: "This kid wants to ease the relationship, so he invited me to accompany him to the theater at night."

Yan Bai was surprised for a moment, then said with a smile: "That's really great, be careful on the road."

Hearing this sentence, Orochimaru heaved a sigh of relief, just like in the pupil art world, he couldn't help complaining: "Where will I encounter any danger with my father here?"

This is a flattering remark, said in order to please the old father.

However, Yan Bai said without changing his expression: "No, I told you to be careful not to hurt passers-by..."

Orochimaru:"……"