Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

Last night, Yan Bai saw with his own eyes that Uchiha Madara pulled Orochimaru in like a son.

Seeing that the relationship between the two of them seemed to have eased, Yan Bai felt that there was no need to ask about the process.

I want to come to Madara and Orochimaru to get along pretty well.

As for the content of the drama...it doesn't matter, it's all a lie anyway.

Uchiha Madara looked at Yan Bai helplessly, "You always look like everything is under control, I rarely see you looking anxious."

Yan Bai smiled without saying a word, he turned around and stared at Uchiha Madara, just watching silently.

Just being stared at by Yan Bai, Uchiha Madara suddenly felt chills all over his body, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows, "staring at me for so long, I thought you were going to kiss me."

"That's not okay, you will hate it." Yan Bai chuckled, "Some things are better in imagination, aren't they?"

Uchiha Madara was speechless.

Yan Bai said this, tugged Uchiha Madara's sleeve, and said, "Let's go."

Uchiha Madara let Yan Bai pull him forward, but muttered with an unhappy face: "Where are you going?"

"Ying Mo said, Toshio Hyuga packed up the two great-grandchildren last night, and they will send them here today." Yan Bai continued walking forward.

Uchiha Madara's tension relaxed.

the other side.

Orochimaru has quickly come to the ninja school.

The first time he entered the school, Da Shemaru did not go to his classroom, but arrived at the principal's office first.

Qianshou Feijian said that he will live in the principal's office recently.

Like Orochimaru, Senshou Feima continues to use the shadow clone to work, and the physical load is actually very heavy.

But there is no way.

Orochimaru provides too much knowledge.

Qianshou Feijian is not only responsible for manufacturing, research and development, and agricultural affairs, but also for continuous learning.

Although he has a strong physique of the Qianshou clan, Qianshou Feijian has begun to age after all, and the long-term high-load work and study will not be able to bear the body.

Seeing Orochimaru enter the door carrying a food box, Senshou Fujian greeted him expressionlessly.

Orochimaru gave a portion of the three-person bento to Senshou Tomona, leaving two in the food box, and it seemed that he wanted to leave one for Tsunade as well.

It's not that Orochimaru forgot that Yan Bai told him that the extra portion was for Jiraiya.

It is really Orochimaru who feels that Jilai is not qualified to eat the food cooked by Yan Bai, but it is different in Senshoubeijian, he is qualified.

Qianshouban didn't know what Orochimaru was thinking at all, he was quite touched, he still felt in his heart that Yan Bai would indeed teach children, at least Orochimaru would not do anything to deceive teachers and exterminate ancestors in the future, he is very well-behaved obedient.

"Oshemaru, you suggested that the engineering department should improve the weapons, and the ninjas of various units have some feedback."

Seeing that Orochimaru was about to go to the classroom, Senshou Feijian recalled the new question he received yesterday, and couldn't help but stop Orochimaru.

Orochimaru looked at Senshou Feijian.

But I heard Senshou Banjian say: "You asked the engineering department to produce the improved bayonet, and some ninjas made comments. They didn't question our decision, but I hope you can explain your previous rule that "the bayonet cannot be sharpened too much." "The reason can be explained in words. "

Orochimaru smiled and looked at Qianshoubeijian, "It's very simple, the sharper the bayonet is sharpened, the faster you die..."

Next, Orochimaru explained four reasons to Senshou Feijian, which is the experience he summed up when he avoided Uchiha Madara's pursuit in the pupil art world.

After all, in that world, cold weapons and hot weapons coexist, and Orochimaru has used too many weapons.

Chapter 207 Let's Be an Elder with "Low EQ"

In the principal's office, face Senjubama.

As Orochimaru said, he used paper and pen to write down his thoughts.

In this way, Orochimaru blatantly skipped class,

Regarding why the bayonet cannot be sharpened too sharply, Orochimaru wrote a total of four reasons.

First, when fighting, the bayonet is polished and polished, and it is easy to expose one's position;

Orochimaru suffered from the triple torment of obsessive-compulsive disorder, persecution paranoia, and perfectionism in the early days of avoiding his father's pursuit.

Orochimaru keeps his weapons in superior condition at all times.

However, because the metal weapons on his body were polished to be extremely sharp, many times in the early stage, his position was exposed because of the cold light of the knives.

After that, Orochimaru learned a painful lesson, and all metal weapons were coated and matte.

But the current Konoha, perhaps the most developed place in the ninja world, is still not good at craftsmanship, mainly because the coating materials are not so easy to find.

Therefore, Orochimaru directly stipulated not to polish the weapons he designed indiscriminately.

Second, the sharper the bayonet, the easier it is to curl the blade.

When Orochimaru was hunted down, he fought a protracted war with his father. He was often in a harsh environment. The weapon had better be durable, so there would be no problems.

Under the same conditions, the sharper the knife, the thinner the blade is, and it is prone to curling. Once the edge is curled, it must be polished, which will also reduce the life of the weapon.

Third, when encountering face-to-face physical combat, any carelessness will be counter-killed by the enemy.

A bayonet is lighter than a katana sword and sharper than a kunai.

However, the bayonet is too sharp, and it is easy to penetrate deeply into the wound. In this way, it is easy for the blade to get stuck in the gap of the bone and cannot be pulled out.

Once faced with a one-to-many situation where people are besieged and beaten, if you can hold a weapon, hold a weapon.

Fourth, to break armor, it is best to use a conical weapon.

Ku Wu is too big, not as light and easy to use as a bayonet.

Stab & Slash is easier to kill with one hit from impact.

An awl can easily pierce through clothes and vital organs, but it will take a lot of effort to cut with a blade.

At the critical moment of life and death, it is very important to find the vital points as much as possible to kill with one blow.

Today's Konoha has been in peace for a long time. Before encountering a war, there were also "tall" to help. Many new generation ninjas lack actual combat experience.

The cruelty of war is hard to understand unless you experience it yourself.

It can be said that Yan Bai's original dream has come true.

Children were born in peaceful times and grew up in Konoha with their luck.

But because of the lack of experience in fighting on the battlefield, it is inevitable that the strength of one generation is not as good as that of the previous generation.

……

Orochimaru wrote very slowly, skipping two morning classes.

Because Senshou Feijian was too "concerned", he did not communicate with the head teacher of Dashewan in advance.

Almost all the first-grade teachers are from the Uchiha clan, and they work extremely hard.

Konoha Ninja School is very strict, but the teachers of the Uchiha clan are expressly prohibited from beating students, so once a student has any bad behavior, the teacher must write it down and "please the parents".

Orochimaru's current situation is very complicated. The biological parents recorded in his student file are civilians, and the teacher is the current principal of the ninja school.

Finding that Orochimaru didn't come and didn't ask for leave, the class teacher immediately noted that he was skipping class, Tsunade was very anxious, and took the teacher to the principal's office to find Orochimaru, which saved him a punishment.

Tsunade still doesn't know that the mother Orochimaru keeps calling is actually Yan Bai.

During lunch, Tsunade came to share with Orochimaru with a large box of bento.

After class at noon today, Zilai is still entangled.

So, Orochimaru persuaded Tsunade to give all her oversized and unpalatable bento to Jiraiya, and the two of them had lunch made by "mother".

Jiraiya was also very happy, resisting the pain, and ate up Tsunade's bento in a daze.

Tsunade was also very happy to be able to eat the meal cooked by Orochimaru's "mother", but after eating it, she suddenly realized that the taste of Orochimaru was different from hers.

In this way, the three of them were extremely harmonious, and the strange relationship yesterday suddenly eased up.

……

Uchiha Madara thought that Yan Bai was going to meet Toshio Hyuga at the entrance of the enchantment just like yesterday.

But after a few birds came and chirped, Yan Bai pulled Uchiha Madara back the same way.

Yan Bai didn't speak until he returned to the underground palace.

In the living room.

Yan Bai carried the wilting orange out of the cradle, and the orange let out the characteristic sound that cats would make when they were motion sick.

Uchiha Madara couldn't help asking: "What happened?"

Yan Bai reached out and used the "healing technique" on the orange, and the orange's hair grew back at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Yan Bai said in a low voice: "The trouble Hinata Toshio has caused can only be resolved by himself."

"What?" Uchiha Madara narrowed his eyes.

"He's too high-profile. Those two children are still at the age of wearing diapers." After Yan Bai cured the orange, he began to smooth the orange, and said casually: "The two children who are still wearing diapers need something. A lot, you should know."

As soon as this remark came out, Uchiha Madara's mind showed how troublesome it is to watch others take care of young children in the pupil art world, and he suddenly understood what it was.

Toshio Hinata wants to send the two children who are still at the age of wearing diapers, but he is afraid that Yan Bai will repent, so he will definitely send all the necessities.

However, Toshio Hinata obviously prepared too hastily, leading to leaked rumors, which should have brought many people to comfort the monument.

This startled the others.

Izuna from the Uchiha clan and Mito from the Senju clan seemed to have gotten wind of it yesterday.

Seeing that Toshio Hinata brought two great-grandchildren to comfort the memorial monument for the second time, he immediately picked two children of the same age from the clan and brought them over.

When he heard this, Uchiha Madara looked at Yan Bai with a strange face: "Why are Quanna and Mito joining in the fun?"

Yan Bai said helplessly: "Niaoque relayed Quanna's original words. He said that since my brother wants a child, he can only adopt a child from the Uchiha clan or the Senju clan. Why should he adopt a child from the Hyuga clan?"

"Adoption..." Uchiha Madara chewed on this word, and knew that Quanna had misunderstood something.

I don't know how Toshio Hinata explained to them.

Even if he begged Yan Bai to accept two Hyuga's children as his disciples, the Senju Clan and Uchiha Clan would definitely ask for a piece of the pie.

"Then what should we do now? Just... leave them alone?"

Uchiha Madara suddenly felt that it is really troublesome to be a sophisticated parent, and it is better to be an elder with "low EQ".

"This is the resting place of the dead, not a kindergarten." Yan Bai stroked Tangerine's neck, "I asked the animals to block them out of the barrier and not let them approach."

After growing hair again, Tangerine was energetic again, but she still looked at Uchiha Madara with resentment.

Madara Uchiha raised his eyebrows, snatched the terrified orange from Yan Bai's arms, stroked the hair on the orange's head, and said, "That's okay..."

Chapter 208 Parents are wild monsters that the head teacher often brushes

Yan Bai did what he said, one or two children would be fine, for the sake of boredom, he made a bond with the two children.

If a bunch of people want to take advantage, then no one has a chance.

Blocked by the sea of ​​animals, the three clans all knew what Yan Bai meant.

Mito came to see Yan Bai during Chinese New Year, so of course he knew that Yan Bai was still alive.

Toshio Hyuga had supercilious eyes, and many Hyuga clansmen patrolling outside should know that there is a terrifying existence in the princess mausoleum.

And now, the Uchiha clan also knows.

Everyone didn't dare to offend Yan Bai, so they all left voluntarily.

The days of Yan Bai and Uchiha Madara have returned to cleanliness.

However, this kind of cleanliness did not last for a few days, and their days became lively again, because Orochimaru...

Orochimaru has been in school for two months, and the school routinely holds midterm exams for each grade.

The first grade subjects are literacy, mathematics and physical fitness in various items.

From the second grade onwards, the homework will become onerous.

After literacy, Konoha Ninja School added new subjects such as ninja history, ninja geography, ninja blood theory, and ninja foundation to students.