Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

Orochimaru couldn't help blurting out, "Mom, why don't you stay with Dad at home?"

Due to the fact that there was an outsider next to him, Orochimaru didn't dare to ask directly, "Why did you use illusion on Madara?" "Are you going to abandon Madara..." and so on.

Orochimaru is still more cautious, he thinks he should be thinking too much, but he needs Yan Bai's confirmation.

While eating ice cream, Yan Bai looked at Orochimaru inexplicably, "He wants to stay at home and play games. I think it's too boring, so I came out for a stroll."

This response caught Orochimaru by surprise, and he said in surprise, "Playing... a game?"

Although Orochimaru really wants to make computers and mobile phones, when he thinks about making hardware, he still needs to have a network signal. When he thinks of network signals, he thinks of satellites, and when he thinks of satellites, he thinks of the moon...

Then, Orochimaru felt very troublesome, and the matter was shelved.

Yan Bai said solemnly: "That...in my eyes..."

Because Uchiha Cheng is here, it's hard for Yan Bai to explain too clearly.

"Oh..." Orochimaru understood.

After all, having received 63 years of compulsory education, Dashewan certainly understood what Yan Bai meant.

No wonder Uchiha Madara had a dull expression on his face when he just went to the princess mausoleum. It turned out that he was immersed in the "Adventure to Other Worlds" in the pupil art world.

After thinking about it carefully, Orochimaru felt that Yan Bai was not lying.

Letting Uchiha Madara go shopping idly is a kind of torture, and letting him go to another world to fight non-stop is his pursuit.

Orochimaru sighed, and then explained to Uchiha Cheng who was sitting opposite: "My parents don't usually go out, I'm really sorry for causing you trouble."

Uchiha Cheng smiled wryly, and hurriedly explained that because in recent years, Konoha Ninja Village has been opened to the outside world, and everyone is very wary of spies from other villages.

Strangers like Yan Bai who are too eye-catching in appearance will definitely be noticed. In fact, everyone has no malicious intentions. This is all a misunderstanding, just explain it.

In the end, Yan Bai paid the bill, and Orochimaru said goodbye to Uchiha Cheng.

Uchiha Sumori wanted to talk more with Orochimaru, but Konoha Police Department is too busy with work. Now that he has explained it clearly, Uchiha Cheng has to go back and report the situation.

So, walking out of the dessert shop, Uchiha Cheng left in a hurry.

Uchiha Cheng left, but Orochimaru did not, and walked with Yan Bai on the old but warm street of Konoha, Orochimaru suddenly said: "Mom...can you tell me why you don't grow old?"

Yan Bai knew very well that Orochimaru would be interested in immortality, this was his natural character.

Yan Bai smiled and said, "I was born with it."

"Will you feel uncomfortable?" Orochimaru looked at Yan Bai seriously.

Yan Bai looked at Orochimaru strangely, "What?"

Orochimaru's tone became extremely serious, "When you meet an outsider, once you feel nostalgic, you will have a thousand-year lifespan, or even immortality, and you will definitely experience a hundred years of loneliness. You will witness your loved one's life, old age, sickness, and death, powerless. This kind of lonely pain, will live with you forever."

Chapter 222 Madara: Can I switch to another cosplay?

"Mom, the pain of loneliness will accompany you forever."

"Mom, if your father and uncle die again, you must be in great pain, right? In order not to live in depression, you will come out to hang out and ease the depression, right?"

"Mom, the longer you live, the lower the desire to reproduce in your genes. You have almost no desire to reproduce because of immortality, so you haven't had children until now?"

"Mom, don't worry, I'm already researching, even if everyone leaves you, I will find a way to achieve the goal of eternal life, I will always respect you and be your child forever..."

……

Yan Bai wandered the street alone again, Dashemaru said a lot to Yan Bai, and he found an excuse to keep working again: "In order to live forever with my mother".

It's just... terribly bad.

Who wants you to accompany me?brat!asshole!

Today's Konoha Ninja Village is much stronger than its original destiny at the same time, and its population has reached an unprecedented height.

Not only Konoha, but the entire Fire Kingdom is developing rapidly.

If there is something new in Konoha, the Land of Fire will definitely get it as soon as possible.

Senshou Feima and Orochimaru became the great names of the Land of Fire, and the important reason why Konoha could not be moved no matter what.

We are already a community of interests.

But if Orochimaru starts human research.

There are some irrelevant people missing in Konoha Ninja Village or the Fire Country, this is not acceptable.

Even if the population of Fire Country and Konoha Ninja Village has been increasing rapidly, this kind of behavior against humanity is absolutely not allowed.

It's the first time to be a human being, so why should you dedicate your life to science?Whose life is not life?

Yan Bai knew that Dashewan had been very assertive since he was a child, and if you told him not to do anything, he agreed with his lips, but he had the final say on what actually happened.

Therefore, just before parting, Yan Bai made a request to Orochimaru, not to let people from the country of fire, including people from Konoha Ninja Village.

Yan Bai could only make this request, and if he asked for more, I am afraid Dashewan would not even be able to do this.

Orochimaru has followed Senshou Feijian for many years, but he still hasn't learned the art of flying thunder.

Not to mention Orochimaru, Konoha has been developing for decades, and there is really no new generation who can learn the art of flying thunder.

But Orochimaru can still use Hiraishinjutsu, and store Hiraishinjutsu in "Ninjutsu Projection". It is used as a one-time consumable, but it is... very painful to use, and he doesn't know where he will be teleported. in one coordinate.

The technique of Flying Thunder God is copied by "ninjutsu projection", and then used, it should be called "the technique of getting lost".

Yan Bai rubbed his temples with his mind full of things about Dashewan's "rebellious son".

Ah ah ah ah ah……

do not care!

You're already old, why do you care so much?

Let's deal with it after it happens.

Isn't it because of depression that you go shopping?

Go shopping.

Thinking of this, Yan Bai got better again.

Then raise your eyes and look at the densely populated area ahead, the blue sky, the fresh air, and the clean streets.

What a beautiful world of peace.

There are Konohas to help resist the war, and the common people only need to live and work in peace and contentment and have more children...

After the other four countries experienced the pain of war, they began to follow in Konoha's footsteps and worked hard to develop people's livelihood. The whole world is developing towards a beautiful involution.

Yan Bai opened his arms, took a deep breath with a smile on his face, and let the new generation show a bright future in front of them.

Suddenly, a white shadow rushed out from the dark alley and surrounded Yan Bai's feet.

Yan Bai looked down and saw that it was a white cat.

Mao Mao raised her small face to look at Yan Bai, showing a candid expression.

"Dreaming about the moon?" Yan Bai blinked.

The white cat in front of him is the younger brother of the gray raccoon cat Yingyue.

"Did Madara ask you to come to me?" Yan Bai asked tentatively.

Meng Mengyue looked around to confirm that there was no one there, then meowed, "I'm cold..."

"How cold can it be in summer?"

The corners of Yan Bai's lips twitched, and while talking, he hugged Meng Yue.

This kid can come running, no matter what it says, Yan Bai has to go home, if all the furry kids around Madara run away, Madara will be in danger.

"Cold feet..." Dreaming of Yue Meow Meow.

Yan Bai hugged the cat and walked towards the memorial tablet, looking at the air distorted by the high temperature on the stone-paved road in front of him.

Yan Bai muttered for a while before he said, "Is this hot feet? You're not talking about the cold in the street, are you?"

Dreaming of Yuewo meowing in Yan Bai's arms: "It's cold at home... oh..."

"It should be okay. Our house is warm in winter and cool in summer. It's a place to escape the heat. Aren't you afraid of the heat? Madara told you to come and find me?"

Yan Bai smiled and stroked Mengyue's furry back, and quickened his pace.

But I heard Mengyue meowing in a mysterious way: "There are ghosts... so many..."

Yan Bai was speechless for a while, before he said: "Yesterday you said it was on fire, isn't it scary? You said, you were so angry that your father Ban hanged you up and beat you in the middle of the night, how dare you do it today?"

Meng Mengyue immediately meowed: "I'm old..."

puff……

This little cat means "spotted old".

Alas, Yan Bai was quite depressed at first, but these cats really heal people's hearts.

Yan Bai patted the little kitty's neck playfully, and said, "Do you dare to say this in front of Papa Ban?"

"I don't care..." After the kitty meowed, it turned its face forward coldly, leaving Yan Bai with a disdainful look on the back of his head.

"a ha ha ha……"

Yan Bai laughed like a silver bell, and the passers-by nearby all looked sideways.

Hurriedly holding Mengyue back home.

Walking into the entrance of the underground palace, dreaming that Yue started nagging, "Mom... I'm hungry... I want Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu..."

Yan Bai sneered, "Isn't it enough to eat the cat food I made for you? Your own father cried for a long time because of the death of his little friend Yu."

At this time, Uchiha Madara's deep voice came from the living room in front of the entrance, "Are you hungry? Why are you hungry? I just had a meal before going out, you can't be hungry!"

Hearing Madara's voice, Yan Bai held Mengyue in his arms, quickly changed his shoes and walked in.

At this time, the cats had already got off Uchiha Madara's body and made various poses around, and some cats had already gone out for a walk.

Yan Bai showed a puzzled expression, and Uchiha Madara took the initiative to withdraw from the pupil art world. Did something happen again?

Last time it was because of a language barrier. After Yan Bai told him to enshrine the statue, the language problem was solved. With Uchiha Madara's experience, he should be able to explore by himself next.

Uchiha Madara looked at Yan Bai, and said: "After logging into that world today, based on the information you provided and my perception of your breath, I can probably lock the direction of your incarnation in that world."

Hearing the good news, Yan Bai smiled.

however……

Uchiha Madara frowned and said, "Can I change to another cosplay?"

"Madara, the world takes the initiative to let you fall on the person who fits you. If your character and strength are not suitable, you will easily go wrong." Yan Bai looked at Uchiha Madara carefully.

Madara Uchiha looked arrogant, folded his arms, and said with lowered eyes: "Yes, my personality and strength match me, but the appearance is too incompatible, right? They all call me "Desert Dwarf" behind my back. "

puff--

Desert... dwarf?

Ah ha ha ha ha ha……

No, can't laugh!

Yan Bai pinched his palm desperately with his fingernails, he maintained a serious face, and said with a straight face: "Madara, it's okay, my avatar is also a dwarf in that world." It's just that they dare not call me that... …

Hearing this sentence, Uchiha Madara looked disbelieving, "Really?"

"Really, the very short one." Yan Bai nodded.

Uchiha Madara looked at Yan Bai seriously for a while, and felt that Yan Bai was not lying, so he was relieved, "Then I can rest assured..."

Chapter 223 The wallet is so small, it can't go anywhere

Uchiha Madara told Yan Bai about his experience again.

His consciousness entered another world through Yan Bai's pupil technique. At the beginning, he needed to adapt to the environment and the affairs that the original character had to deal with. After he was fully familiar with another life, he began to look for Yan Bai's incarnation in that world.

As a result, today Uchiha Madara just "logged in the game" to go out and wander around, and met someone who was chased and killed by a "monster". After saving that person, Uchiha Madara abandoned that person in the desert and came back by himself.

Because that guy couldn't speak very well, and he started yelling like "desert dwarf" and "Master Jackal Head" as soon as he opened his mouth.

Uchiha Madara thought to himself, it's better to let that guy fend for himself.