Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

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Immediately afterwards, Yan Bai used the leftovers from the previous production of "General Thunder" to make a small figure.

Yan Bai made this figure based on Itachi Uchiha in his memory.

Young ferrets.

Xie was in a very good mood because he had just completed the puppet of "General Thunder and Lightning".

This small puppet gradually became more refined.

Yan Bai was also quite generous, giving Xie a red envelope as a thank you, and packed the small puppet in an exquisite gift box, and personally sent it to the Uchiha clan.

Uchiha Fugaku and Mikoto with a big belly sat opposite Yan Bai.

Fu Yue looked at the child's birth gift from his teacher. The delicate doll looked very nice.

But the greeting card above said: "To the Uchiha weasel who is about to be born."

Uchiha Fugaku: "????"

Chapter 343 Don't Name Your Child: Uchiha Buddha Room

"Teacher...ah this..." Uchiha Fugaku looked confused.

"Do you think weasels are ugly? It's right to be ugly."

Yan Bai waved his hands, smiling all over his face, "Everyone says cheap names are easy to make a living, but I don't know if it's true. You see, I always give my children easy names."

This world is very similar to the ancient times of Japan.

Ordinary civilians often had no surnames.

Through the name, you can know whether the person's identity is honorable or not.

Or through the name, let people know what industry this person is engaged in, or what things are near this person's house, such as Takahashi, Xiaokura, Kawada, and Noda...

Some daimyos and aristocrats have very long and strange names, and you can't call them by their full names without spending a lot of time.

Moreover, the surname of a special family also represents a special meaning.

For example, Hattori, the family was engaged in the clothing-related industry at the beginning

For example, Uchiha, which means "paper fan"...

The words of ordinary civilians are mostly "A" characters.

Why do you say "A"?

Because their names are just code names, which replace the modal particles such as "eh" and "hey" and become a unique code name for that person.

This is why in Yin Yang Shu, the name is also called a specific mantra.

Once you have a name, you will be bound by this "specific" vocabulary.

There is only one character in the name, but the character "A" is not allowed. A cat, a dog, a flower, a grass...

In order to distinguish themselves from the poor, rich businessmen will also give themselves a few more characters in their names.

However, usually the names they give are also related to the business they are doing, or the iconic buildings and properties where they live.

Generally, people with status will not change their names easily, because their names are signs.

The Uchiha clan is a ninja clan with a surname.

The family emblem also shows the meaning of the surname.

In fact, Yan Bai has always been unable to figure out why Fuyue gave his child such a strange name. Is it because the Japanese "Itachi" is easy to pronounce?

Just from the name "Weasel", in Japanese traditional culture, Weasel is not a symbol of auspiciousness, but a representative of bad luck.

Moreover, according to the original fate, Fugaku and Mikoto's second child was named "Sasuke" in honor of Sarutobi Sasuke's father, Sarutobi Sasuke.

Now Sarutobi Hiruzen is active in Konoha Ninja Village, but he is not the supreme Hokage.

Uchiha doesn't have to pay tribute to the Sarutobi clan.

Yan Bai was thinking, wouldn't Fuyue's second child be named Uchiha Buddhama?

In order to pay tribute to Yan Bai's father, just like in the original destiny, to pay tribute to Sarutobi Hiruzen's father...

Uchiha Sasuke becomes Uchiha Buddha Room?

Changing his body, he has the same name as the first Hokage's father?

When Yan Bai thought of this, he felt depressed all the time, it's best not to...

Therefore, Yan Bai first came to check Fuyue's tone. If the child is named Sasuke, Yan Bai does not care, but if "Sasuke" is named "Buddha", I am afraid that Yan Bai will not express his opinion, and has been lurking in the dark for Konoha. Senshou Feima, who continues to make contributions, will often appear in Fuyue's house.

Uchiha Fugaku looked at the greeting card with extremely complicated emotions.

What kind of animal is a weasel?

Uchiha Fugaku still knows it, its official name is Weasel.

And Mikoto did think of a name for the child, and it was Itachi.

Now... Uchiha Fugaku looked at the smiling Yan Bai, and really didn't know whether Yan Bai was satisfied or dissatisfied, and whether he had any opinions on their future child's name.

"Is it confirmed? Is the child's name Itachi?"

Yan Bai was still smiling.

Mikoto didn't seem to be as entangled as Fuyue. She stroked her stomach and said with a smile: "My lord, we have asked Dr. Hinata from Konoha Hospital to check it out. He is a son, so the name has also been decided."

Yan Bai has a "peeking habit", which is a legend handed down from the Uchiha clan since the Warring States Period.

It is said that because the "friendly" relationship between Yan Bai and Madara was not allowed by the patriarch Tajima at the time, Yan Bai was very angry and provocatively recorded the privacy of all members of the Uchiha clan, every detail.

As a result, many tribesmen became quite nervous at that time.

Even when eating and drinking, they felt that a pair of invisible eyes were staring at them.

There are still many Uchihas who have opened their eyes because of this, and of course there are more clansmen who have become bald because of this.

Therefore, Miqin didn't find it strange that Yan Bai would know the name they gave their child, and instead admitted it openly.

Miqin has always been a very assertive woman. She is neither humble nor overbearing, with a humble attitude, but she will not compromise easily.

At this moment, Fu Yue and Mei Qin are thinking about how to prevaricate if Yan Bai forces them to give their children strange names.

Yan Bai nodded, "Are you sure? Itachi seems to be an unlucky name~"

As soon as this remark came out, Mikoto's hands gripping the fabric tightened.

But I heard Yan Bai say: "A person's future achievements and crimes will be half of the responsibility of the parents who brought him into this world without authorization. Therefore, if you really like this name, I will not say anything more."

Hearing this, Mikoto's hands relaxed slightly.

However, Yan Bai said: "I heard that your child was going to be born before, and I was still very nervous."

"Hinata has its own set of rules for naming children, and you Uchihas are different."

As soon as this remark came out, both Fugaku and Mikoto stiffened.

"Among the four disciples, Fu Yue respects me the most." Yan Bai smiled, "I'm really afraid that you will name your child Uchiha Yan Bai."

Uchiha Fugaku couldn't help but blurted out: "That can't be done, teacher, you think too much."

Mikoto also covered her lips and smiled lightly.

Yan Bai is still alive, without Yan Bai's strength, who would dare to use his name?

However, Yan Bai jokingly said again, "I'm still afraid that you will name the child my father and brother in order to pay tribute to me, what are they called Uchiha Buddha Room, Uchiha Column Room, Uchiha Gate Room..."

After all, Yan Bai's father and brother both passed away.

"Ahahaha, no, no, teacher, you are worrying too much." Fu Yue foolishly scratched his head.

"That would be great." Yan Bai continued to smile, "Then when you have a second child, you have to remember your words, don't insist on naming my father just to pay tribute to me, according to the character of your Uchiha clan , you name the second child Uchiha Hiten, Uchiha Aoten, or Uchiha Megatron."

Uchiha Fuyue: "..."

Uchiha Mikoto: "..."

Looking at Yan Bai with a bright smile, Fuyue felt that apart from his appearance, Yan Bai's personality was similar to those old guys who were about to die, and he loved to tease juniors...

However, with Yan Bai's reminder, it is impossible for Fuyue to "pay tribute" to Yan Bai's father like the original fate to pay tribute to Sasuke Sarutobi.

Chapter 344 Scorpion: Can't Sell

During Yan Bai's absence from the office.

Nara Shika didn't go out for a long time, he stared at Scorpion while dealing with the affairs at hand.

Because after Yan Bai left the office, Xie did not leave.

Shikahisa Nara is obliged to watch Scorpio's movements.

After all, the expensive puppet is still here, and no one knows what accidents will happen.

At this moment.

Xie took "General Thunder and Lightning" out of his exclusive coffin, and let him sit on the cushion in the reception room in a kneeling posture.

Scorpion was sitting opposite this puppet, carefully using the cosmetics prepared by Yan Bai to put on a suitable makeup bit by bit.

Scorpion's movements are light and careful, as if he is protecting his own child.

Scorpio has also been here for half a year.

Shikahisa Nara knew quite well about Scorpion, he knew that Scorpion was a very serious puppeteer, and he had some admiration for the young Scorpion in his heart.

Although Shikahisa Nara still feels that Xie has unreasonable thoughts about Yan Bai, but when facing the work, Xie will forget the whole world.

This point made Nara Shikahisa think that at least when he was working, Xie didn't have Yan Bai in his mind.

After Xie meticulously put on makeup for the puppet, he went around behind the puppet and began to carefully comb the puppet's hair with a comb.

And from this angle, Scorpion inadvertently caught Nara Shikahisa's sight.

While carefully braiding the puppet's hair, Xie asked expressionlessly: "Mr. Shikahisa, when Hokage was still here just now, the "San Kidney Pill" you mentioned... what was that? "

This is nothing more than routine small talk.

"Oh...it's like this, Sanshen Pill, it's..."

Nara Lujiu didn't think there was anything to hide, so he told Xie that two of Yan Bai's disciples came to ask for a child, and then Yan Bai prescribed "kidney tonifying" medicine to help them.

Because the effect is good and the price is affordable, it is very popular with the villagers of Konoha Ninja Village.

Whether it is a commoner or a ninja, there are many people rushing to buy it.

As a result, every month, the "San Kidney Pill" was quickly sold out as soon as it hit the shelves.

This situation has been going on for a long time, and this is the case when Yan Bai has already restricted purchases.

If it weren't for the purchase restriction, this tonic would sell out faster.

This is a very normal thing, the key is men, almost all of them are like that.

In fact, this medicine is for tonic. Taking it may not make them last longer, but taking it will give them comfort.

Nara Shikahisa didn't think there was any problem with what he said.

What Nara Shikajiu didn't expect was that Scorpio, who had been brushing and dressing up the puppet, had an increasingly gloomy expression.

hours later.

After Fuyue repeatedly assured that he would never pay tribute to Yan Bai's father.

Yan Baicai left the Uchiha clan's clan with satisfaction.

Back at Hokage's office, Yan Bai found that Xie hadn't left yet, but Xie's behavior became very strange.

As soon as he entered the door, Yan Bai saw Xie blocking the newly made puppet behind him, as if protecting his child.

"Can't sell!"

Xie looked at Yan Bai seriously.

Yan Bai: "????"

That night, Yan Bai couldn't go home because Xie... went crazy.