Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

That Date Yuzhi may have been depressed by now...

"You don't seem to be surprised at all, Madara."

Uchiha Tajima's voice continued to come from behind Uchiha Madara.

Uchiha Madara closed his eyes, even with his back to his father, it seemed difficult to hide his emotions in front of his father.

Suddenly, Uchiha Tajima appeared in front of Uchiha Madara with a teleportation technique.

The rain gradually became heavier, knocking on the eaves, making a noisy sound, and turning into a roaring waterfall under the sloping eaves.

Uchiha Madara's fists hidden under the sleeves were clenched and released. He didn't know what his father was thinking now, but he felt a lot of psychological pressure.

"She likes you very much, Madara." Uchiha Tajima had an inexplicable smile on his face.

Uchiha Madara knew that Yan Bai was not interested in him, so he couldn't help but said: "Father, she didn't..."

Before Uchiha Madara finished speaking, Uchiha Tajima narrowed his eyes slightly, and said leisurely: "Having great strength, but not killing the Uchiha clan you are facing, you just teased them, in order to avoid confronting us. Conflict, and change the course of travel, what is she trying to do? You must know, right?"

Uchiha Madara remained silent.

Of course he knew what Yan Bai wanted.

Both Yan Bai and Zhujian hope that the Senju Clan and the Uchiha Clan will reconcile.

but……

Uchiha Tajima: "She wants you, Madara."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

No, it's not...

Uchiha Madara is now so depressed that he wants to cover his face, and he is afraid that too many body movements will make his father see the clues, so he can only resort to facial paralysis.

Uchiha Tajima sneered, and said: "It seems that our intelligence is not in place. I thought that the oldest Senshou Longshu in that team was the leader. Now it seems that this princess is the one. If she is It's because of you that I show mercy to my subordinates, maybe I can consider ignoring her Qianshou clan's origin."

Hearing these words, Uchiha Madara was not optimistic.

Uchiha Tajima said that he didn't care about Yan Bai's Senshou clan's origin, but he was thinking about Yan Bai's heaven-defying recovery technique and other abilities.

Uchiha Madara remained silent.

But Uchiha Tajima said teasingly: "Of course, we are still enemies now. If she is willing to betray the Senju Clan, our Uchiha Clan will welcome her warmly."

Uchiha Madara was very speechless, Uchiha Tajima did not know Yan Bai's true thoughts.

Moreover, Yan Bai obviously would not betray the Thousand Hands Clan.

In Uchiha Madara's view, the Senju Clan cultivated Yan Bai into such a terrifying appearance, maybe they have the idea of ​​marrying Yan Bai to the enemy, and marrying Yan Bai to the enemy does not take ten years to make the enemy Genocide.

Yan Bai would use all kinds of underworld operations to eunuch all the males of the ethnicity he married on the grounds that "no man's heir is allowed to be born before my heir", and then Yan Bai himself returned do not have children.

Then find a way to kill all the living men of this ethnic group.

It's okay if Yan Bai himself is willing, but if Yan Bai is not willing, whoever marries and whoever dies is still the kind of family tree ascending to heaven.

As for Yan Bai himself, because of his beauty and ability, he did not worry about remarrying.

From knowing Yan Bai to now, Uchiha Madara has deeply realized that Yan Bai is often inappropriate.

Sometimes Uchiha Madara even suspected that Yan Bai came from the underworld, and what he did could be called an exhibition by the king of Hades, which was nothing but stuff from the underworld.

While speaking, Uchiha Tajima had been observing his son's reaction, but saw that Uchiha Madara remained expressionless and his brows were furrowed.

This performance really made Tajima unable to understand his son's thoughts.

Uchiha Tajima said lightly: "The matter has come to this, and we can only do our best to remedy it. The clansmen on the front line used illusions, pretending to be the female family members of the Date family, and hired ninjas to assassinate the Thousand Hands Princess."

Uchiha Madara couldn't help but glanced at his father, but he still didn't speak.

Uchiha Madara knew that Yan Bai would definitely not be recruited.

Maybe Yan Bai will build a highway for the Uchiha clan to go to Huangquan, so that their family tree can ascend to heaven faster...

Sure enough, Uchiha Tajima said again: "But in the afternoon, the third-rate ninja was thrown near the hiding place of our people. The girl was also very ruthless. She didn't kill her, but the person's throat was full of fishbone. I tried to trick him into speaking with illusions, but he couldn't say a word, not only that, his hands and feet were broken, and he couldn't write..."

However, Uchiha Madara did not ask about the fate and situation of the assassin, but frowned and asked another question, "Are the clansmen who received this assassin okay?"

Hearing this, Uchiha Tajima looked at Uchiha Madara with a strange face, "Not good..."

Chapter 057 Poisoning the Uchiha Clan

Thousand Hands dragged the assassin to intimidate and lure Zhixing, the Patriarch of Date.

Zhixing is a lord after all, he may not have strength, but he is a "smart man".

Knowing that Xiyuan Temple actually wanted to alienate the cooperation between the Senshou Clan and Date by framing.

Zhixing immediately agreed to the "price increase" requested by Qianshou Feijian, and at the same time, according to Qianshou Feijian's proposal, asked Qianshou Longshu to throw the assassin in a specific place.

Yi Da is so rich that he doesn't care about the money increase.

Spend some money to buy peace of mind, and you can live to continue spending money. The asking price of the thousand-handed clan is not too much, Zhixing is still very happy.

then……

The three brothers Yan Bai entered the days of eating and drinking again.

Sitting on the highest stand, in front of Yan Bai and his two elder brothers is the brightly colored Matsunokuni Japanese food.

Below the stands is a kabuki performance.

Yan Bai can still appreciate those performances as acrobatics.

But after watching it for a while, I lost interest.

A group of actors dressed up on the stage and painted their faces pale with powder. The content of the performance was probably some interesting stories in today’s society, but their attire gave people a mysterious and scary feeling. Weird, with an exaggerated expression.

The spiritual connotation expressed by this kind of performance is also exaggerated, red represents blood, black represents dirty and evil.

Well, red and black, the Uchiha clan are all hit...

"Yan Bai, when are you going to cook? The food in the Pine Kingdom is terrible." Senshou Zhujian beeped softly.

Despite being treated to the highest standard, sashimi is also the freshest fish.

However, Yan Bai didn't like to eat raw food, which caused the whole family to be infected by him and didn't like to eat raw food.

Yan Bai looked depressed, "Brother, wait until I'm not tired..."

Thousands of hands on the side were thinking about another thing, "You asked Uncle Longshu to throw that person near the place where Uchiha was lurking, and let the Uchiha clan pick up that person in order to know the identity of the Uchiha clan. Location? What did you do?"

Yan Bai picked up the teacup and said casually: "Oh, it's nothing, I let the bird stare at the guy with the fishbone in his throat."

Hearing this, both Qianshou Feijian and Qianshou Zhujian looked at Yan Bai.

Yan Bai looked at Qianshou Fanjian, then at Qianshouzhujian, and said: "When they pick someone up, the birds will follow quietly, and then..."

Having said this, Yan Bai paused, as if he was thinking about how to say it, but he seemed to be having trouble opening his mouth.

Qianshou Feijian almost blurted out, and asked tentatively, "Then...shit?"

Yan Bai stared at Qianshoufeijian for a long time, feeling puzzled.

Finally, Yan Bai said with a headache: "No, just let the bird confirm the location, and then sent Yingmo's family to put magnesium sulfate in the drinking water near where they stayed..."

"Sulphur...acid...magnesium..." Qianshou Feijian chewed the word word by word.

This novel vocabulary, in Qian Shou Fei Jian's cognition, was created by Yan Bai.

The production process is rough, and it only needs to be heated and concentrated with bittern, crystallized and separated.

And bittern is the residual liquid of seawater sun-dried salt, dark yellow in color, bitter and salty in taste, and is a kind of unpalatable salt.

At that time, Qianshou Feijian only thought that Yan Bai liked to play, so he fiddled with everything.

It was not until recently that Qianshou Feijian knew that Yan Bai's intention to produce a large amount of magnesium sulfate by heating bittern.

While eating, Senshou Zhujian asked stupidly, "What is magnesium sulfate?"

"Magnesium sulfate, that is, a laxative..." Qian Shoufei gave his elder brother a sideways glance.

Thousands of Hands: "..."

But Yan Bai explained maliciously: "Brother, this is a fair endorsement. The moment it is eaten into the stomach, no matter whether it is a man at the top of the ninja world or a commoner who digs shit and pits, all of them are treated equally. Intestinal dehydration rapidly."

Qianshou Zhujian suddenly didn't want to listen anymore.

But Yan Bai didn't let him go, "I gave enough to this group of Uchiha chasers, um... the tailed beast can't even stand up after eating it?"

Thousands of Hands: "..."

Qianshou Tobirama: "..."

That was the dose of medicine that Yan Bai had saved up for a year, and the donkeys in the production team couldn't stand up after drinking it.

Yan Bai recalled the message from the birds: "The voices of the group of people in the forest gradually faded away, leaving only the moaning of a gust of wind."

Yan Bai also kindly asked the animals to send corn cobs, which were filled with the names of the Uchiha clan.

Corn cob wicks are super absorbent, and diarrhea stops as soon as it stops.

Yan Bai praised his thoughtfulness.

Now the Uchiha clan is much more neurotic than before, and they dare not open their mouths when they go out in the morning to stretch, for fear that a bubble of bird droppings will fall from the sky.

Not only did they stretch their waists and dare not open their mouths, but no one dared to look up to the sky and howl like before.

The Uchiha clan who have experienced ass carnival has spread Yan Bai's underworld methods to the whole clan.

It's no longer a question of being human.

Yan Bai's underworld manipulates ghosts and animals to the point of fascination.

Therefore, this group of Uchiha clan has become a pyromaniac, setting fire there every day, for fear that countless animals with strange eyes will follow closely.

When going to the toilet, use fire to "purify" the surrounding area in advance;

Taking a bath also needs to "purify" the environment in advance with fire;

"Purify" the environment before playing poker;

"Cleanse" the environment before doing anything...

Originally, the Uchiha tribe was immersed in the curse of red and black, and now half of the tribe is bright at night.

The wall of the Uchiha clan was baked to the point of deformity, Yan Bai's reputation as a madman is not in vain.

Many Uchiha clans haven't seen Yan Bai himself, but they have already started to lose their hair because of him.

……

Yan Bai enthusiastically recounted the Uchiha "interesting facts" recently collected by the animals.

That content is much more exciting than the kabuki performance under the stands.

Yan Bai has even started to sing offerings of love for the Uchiha clan.

But both Senju Bashirama and Senju Tobema felt like the group of ghost-like kabuki performances on the stage, and they were not as bad as what Yan Bai did to the Uchiha clan.

The two brothers looked at each other several times.

They all saw the helplessness and joy in each other's eyes.

Recalling that I can live for so long, it is really the credit of my mother.

After his mother died, Yan Bai started to go crazy.

Fortunately, before Yan Bai finished speaking, Yuzhi came to visit cautiously, interrupting the topic of the underworld.

After some pleasantries and greetings.

Only then did Yan Bai know that the largest brothel in the Pine Country was actually opened by the Date family. It was called "Songshan Town" and was owned by the Date family. In terms of scale, food, girls and Kabuki performances, it was the number one in the Pine Country. wait.

Yuzhi, who had been groomed for a day, looked handsome and humble.

"It's still early, Mr. Zhujian still needs to go out for a stroll, right? Just take the jade card from the room to prove your identity, and everyone will know that you are my friends. I guarantee the three of you can get the best hospitality."

Qianshou Zhujian frowned in thought.

Qianshou secretly glanced at Yan Bai.

Yan Bai smiled innocently at Yuzhi, coming, right?Hashirama's Gambling Addiction...