Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

Senshou Bashima watched intently.

Senju Hashima narrowed his eyes when Uchiha Madara threw the stone.

this gesture...

As expected...it was shuriken.

Senshou Bashima thought so, but saw the stone thrown by Uchiha Madara, making another "crack, bang, bang..." sound.

Ah ~

failed~

This is the heartfelt voice of Qianshou Zhujian.

Uchiha Madara maintained his previous throwing posture, and Senju Bashima maintained a wait-and-see posture.

Between heaven and earth... surrounded by quiet silence.

Senshou Zhuma knew the result and was organizing words of comfort...

At that moment!

"Bastard, I just said it, you bastard, it's too distracting! Did you dress like this on purpose?"

Uchiha Madara felt the evil spirit in his body wake up, and used his body to let out an angry roar.

"Well……"

Qianshou Zhujian's expression instantly collapsed.

Woow, this guy in front of me looks pretty, and his angry look is terrifying!

Before there was any sound from Qianshou Zhujian.

Uchiha Madara continued to accuse: "I am very sensitive, the kind who can't urinate when someone stands behind him!"

What should I do if I encounter this kind of thing?

Of course it is... Hurry up and apologize!

No matter who is right or who is wrong, it is right to apologize, apology!Apologize!

"Yes... I'm sorry..." Senshou Zhujian suddenly slumped on the ground, looking quite depressed, as pitiful as an abandoned puppy.

Senjujuma's appearance looked too pitiful.

The roaring Uchiha Madara felt inexplicably guilty.

"Let me tell you...you don't have to lose your mind like this, do you?" Uchiha Madara felt that the devil who had just awakened in his heart fell asleep again.

Qianshou Zhujian was silent, extremely depressed.

Uchiha Madara covered his face, and finally couldn't help but said: "Sorry, I shouldn't..."

However, what Uchiha Madara didn't expect was that he hadn't finished speaking.

Senshou Zhujian hugged his knees with both hands, as if he had been greatly wronged, but the words that came out of his mouth were: "It's unbelievable, you still have such a terrible obsessive-compulsive disorder, it's too pitiful, I told you Tell me, you must change your certificate."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

I really want to... cry him!

Uchiha Madara's left hand under the sleeve clenched and let go, clenched and let go, and would punch Senjujuma's face at any time.

Just when Uchiha Madara was about to brew his next complaint.

But Senshou Zhuma said solemnly: "Let me tell you, this really needs to be changed, otherwise it's easy to be suffocated to death by feces."

"Suffocate...death?" Uchiha Madara chewed the word, not quite understanding what Senju Zhuma wanted to express for a while.

Just find a place where no one is peeing?

Can people still be suffocated to death by urine?

Qianshou Zhujian seemed to have thought of some horrible experience, and said quickly: "Yes, let me tell you, my sister..."

Senshou Zhuma began to tell about the tragic experience of being chased by a mentally ill sister at home in the past six months.

Senshou Zhuma was terrified and told how her sister always appeared from inexplicable places like an evil spirit after her mother passed away.

His sister, literally everywhere.

Sometimes it's a hut, sometimes it's a room, sometimes it's a beam... There is no place my sister can't go.

Sometimes, after casually staring in a daze, and then looking up, you will find that beautiful and lovely younger sister showing him a terrifying smile behind her back somewhere above her head.

Senju Zhuma said that if he was like Uchiha Madara, he would have been suffocated to death because he couldn't urinate.

While saying "bad things" about his sister, Senju Hashima looked around like a frightened bird.

Senju Bashima breathed a sigh of relief when he couldn't find his sister.

"...You mean, since your mother died of illness, your sister is afraid that you will leave her like your mother, and follow you wherever you go, in case you die in an accident, and follow you regardless of the occasion. When you go to the bathroom, you have to confirm your existence through the door and ask you to chat with her? Use your voice to confirm that you are still alive?"

Uchiha Madara folded his arms and looked at Senju Hashirama with a strange expression.

This is the first time I've heard of such a strange thing.

After listening to the description, Uchiha Madara suspects that the younger sister of Senju Zhuma has a mental problem after her mother died, right?

Qianshou Zhujian sighed and said, "Yes..."

Uchiha Madara snorted, and said, "It's so pitiful, but fortunately my brother is not like this." Otherwise, he would really suffocate to death.

No, Uchiha Madara felt that if Quanna was so nervous, he would turn around and piss directly on the child.

But Senju Zhuma obviously couldn't do that, because the one behind him was his younger sister.

You are afraid of my death, but you let me suffocate to death, what's the matter?

Immediately, Uchiha Madara lowered his voice very low, and said cautiously: "You...wouldn't be hiding from your sister, so..."

Senshou Zhujian made a silent gesture with horror on his face, "I finally came out to let the wind go, I asked my brother to watch her, come out to take a breath."

Uchiha Madara looked complicated.

Although Senshou Zhuma described his sister as a terrible stalker, she was her own sister after all.

Uchiha Madara frowned, and said: "So you still have a younger brother? Why doesn't your sister follow your younger brother, and must follow you?"

When he said these words, Uchiha Madara's eyes wandered up and down between Senjuzhu.

I always feel that Senjujuma is showing off...but Uchiha Madara has no evidence.

"I don't know either!" Senshou Zhuma frantically scratched his hair, stood up from the ground with a frantic face, and shouted: "Don't mention my sister, it's a waste of time, I am better than you. "

Hearing this sentence, Uchiha Madara directly complained angrily: "You guy must be too sloppy, so God sent your sister to clean up you, right?"

Senshou Zhuma said solemnly: "Anyway, I'm better than you, that's clear."

In a word, Uchiha Madara was so angry that he pointed at his nose and yelled: "Shut up! Believe it or not, I'll throw you in the water!"

Hearing this, Senshou Zhujian sat slumped on the ground again, hugging his legs in depression, trembling.

This state seemed to have been cultivated for a long time, and he entered that state in an instant.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Come again?

Senshou Zhuma's dejected appearance is very similar to that. This is some kind of weird stunt, right?

Make people lazy to hit him.

Chapter 006 Spot, I'll Help You Cure

"I didn't want to make you angry. My sister often said that I always hurt others unintentionally with silly and sweet words." Senshou Zhuma looked lonely, and while he was choking, he said vigorously: "As an apology, I'm still mentally prepared to be thrown into the river, Sa...you throw it."

Uchiha Madara's face twitched, and there were faint veins on his forehead, "Your sister is right, you bastard, do you know how annoying your own problems are?"

However, Senshou Zhujian showed an ugly smile, "I hope...you can float me to the other side of the river."

That ugly, wry smile.

Words that are like a miasma.

Uchiha Madara was so angry that he roared: "Bastard - go away!"

"...Okay, okay, I'm leaving." Senshou Bashirama made a gesture to leave.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Hey!

Seeing that Senju Bashirama was about to leave, Uchiha Madara felt inexplicably irritable, "Wait a minute, stop—"

He's obviously a stranger, so he just left, right?

But Uchiha Madara didn't know why, but there was a trace of unwillingness in his heart, what was he unwilling to do?He himself couldn't tell for a while.

Qianshou Zhujian laughed secretly in his heart, sure enough, Yan Bai used to use this trick on Feijian before, and Feijian couldn't do anything against Yan Bai, but now using it, this strange boy behaved exactly the same as Feijian at that time...

Thinking this way in his heart, Senshou Zhujian said lazily: "What's the matter? Didn't you let me go? You won't let me go. Can you think it through before you talk?"

These words made Uchiha Madara fall into a state of bewilderment, he "I...I..." for a long time, but he couldn't say a complete sentence.

Senshou Zhujian smiled and was about to say something.

Suddenly, something contrary to harmony came into sight, and the smile on Senju Bashima's face gradually disappeared.

Uchiha Madara also noticed something, and followed Senju Bashima's line of sight.

Among the rivers in sight, in the crystal-clear river ahead, something floated along the water and appeared on the surface of the water.

Senshou Zhuma immediately ran over by treading water to check the condition of the corpse.

However, such a move made Uchiha Madara vigilant.

Uchiha Madara hesitated for a moment and asked, "Are you a ninja?"

"This place is about to become a battlefield, go back quickly." Senshou Hashirama didn't turn his head, and put his hand on the body's armor.

verified……

This is the pattern of the clan emblem of the Yuyi clan.

The Yuyi clan joined forces with the Uchiha clan and is the enemy of the Senju clan.

"Sorry, I have to go." Senshou Zhujian thought a lot in an instant, he still didn't look back, jumped out of the water a few times, and stood directly on the other side of the river. He turned sideways and said softly: " goodbye……"

However, after saying goodbye, Senshou Zhujian quickly turned around and said, "By the way, you..."

"My name is Madara." Uchiha Madara looked at Senju Hashirama firmly, without moving.

A trace of helplessness suddenly appeared on Senshou Zhuma's face, "Madara, don't tell strangers your last name..."

Uchiha Madara took up his next words, "It's the ninja's rule, I know."

Senju Zhuma said melancholy: "Sure enough, you are also a ninja."

Despite the very different personalities, Senju Hashima strangely sensed something familiar from Uchiha Madara.

Moreover, Senju Hashima seemed to be able to understand why Shiro came to the river.

The two met for the first time, exchanged names, and then hurriedly bid farewell to each other.

……

Yan Bai just saw the corpse that was about to float down from upstream.

It was the remains of a ninja from the Yuyi clan.

Seeing this, Yan Bai immediately understood that today was the day when Hashirama and Madara met for the first time.

Because of the corpse, they saw it in a hurry, and they parted.

When Yan Bai came to the river in his memory, he saw Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara waving goodbye from a distance.

Wait for the figure of Qianshou Zhujian to disappear into the shadow of the forest ahead.

Uchiha Madara also turned around, ready to leave.

however……

Uchiha Madara suddenly picked up a stone from the ground and threw it in Yan Bai's direction.