Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

With a sound of "Bo--", the sound of a sphere rolling down the haystack sounded.

"Okay! Chunyu is awesome." Yan Bai said happily.

Qianshou Tobirama: "..."

Qianshou Feijian was a little skeptical about life, so Yan Bai stayed up most of the night and came to the chicken coop to "delivery" the hen?

It's not over yet, Yan Bai's voice continues to come.

"Look at your dirty nest, let me clean it up for you, come..." Yan Bai seemed to have done something, he said: "Don't kill me first, Chunyu, I brought you a Gift."

Hearing these words, Qianshou Feijian narrowed his eyes.

But I heard Yan Bai continue to say: "Look, these are the cabbage worms I caught under the eaves, there are a total of twenty worms, I put them into a worm necklace, look, they are still moving, the freshest There are no more bugs, rest assured that it is safe and non-toxic food..."

Among the thousand-handed doors in the corner of the listening wall: "..."

So before going to bed, Yan Bai jumped up and down in the courtyard in order to make bug necklaces for the hens?

Is this what Yan Bai said about self-healing?

And set up Yan Bai with a smirk, "I'll put it on for you, oh, Chunyu, you have such a good temperament, wear this necklace, you will be the nobleman of the chicken, the princess of the chicken coop, oh, this bug, hungry It can also be eaten as a meal."

At this moment, Qianshou Feijian really wanted to leave, but he still held back.

Qianshoufei deeply doubts whether Yan Bai is also fooling him like a hen.

Unfortunately there is no evidence.

"Okay, it's time for me to go to supper, Chun Yu, look... I have no problem borrowing two eggs, right?" Yan Bai's voice remained the same as before.

The hen made a "clack, cluck, cluck" sound.

Listening to that tune, Qianshou Feijian even heard the meaning of "no problem, take it away".

A string of twenty meat worm necklaces, in exchange for two eggs, is still a good deal.

"Then I'm leaving, good night..." Yan Bai said goodbye to the hen.

"Cuckoo..."

Holding an egg in each hand, Yan Bai walked out of the chicken coop with a smile on his face, and ran into Qianshoufei, who was wearing pajamas with his hands wrapped around his arms, standing in the moonlight and looking at him indifferently. .

"Second brother, I also brought one for you, you must be starving too, let's go and have supper together..."

Yan Bai happily took Qianshoufei's arm, and pulled him towards the edge of the clan.

Qian Shou Fan sighed, and he didn't know what to say.

So, Qianshou Feijian followed behind Yan Bai.

In the middle of the night, the scent of egg fried rice lingered in the sky above the Qianshou Clan's clan. Some clansmen were woken up by the fragrance of the food, but they didn't know where the source of the smell was.

really fragrant...

……

After that incident, Yan Bai was not grounded.

Thousand Hands Buddha didn't control Yan Bai much.

Yan Bai tends to think that this is the calm before the storm.

In order to prevent Senjujuma and Uchiha Madara's tryst from being discovered, Yan Bai took most of the attention in the clan.

Yan Bai wandered around the livestock pen every day, singing to put the puppies and cats to sleep, or entering the hen house to give birth to the hens, and even taking the cats to catch and release small fish by the creek in the clan farm.

Days seemed uneventful.

And Senjujuma once again saw Uchiha Madara by the river.

After exchanging pleasantries, the two began to chat about business matters naturally.

"We are ninjas, we don't know when we are going to die."

Uchiha Madara picked up the stones on the ground and floated in the water on his own. He said: "If there is any way to ensure that we will not die, it is only to meet the enemy honestly, not to hide each other, and then sworn brothers with different surnames. ...But this is impossible, because people's hearts are unpredictable, and no one can see through the hearts of others..."

Before Madara finished speaking, he had already hit the stone to the opposite bank.

However, Senju Bashima's fate was different from the original one. He didn't wait for Uchiha Madara to finish speaking, but he smiled wryly.

"Pfft-"

This smile made Uchiha Madara upset, "Is there anything wrong with my words? You think it's funny."

"No, it's not funny." Senju Zhuma quickly put away his smile, "It's just that I thought of my sister."

Hearing Zhuma mentioned his sister, Uchiha Madara's eyes flashed. Ever since he met the silver-haired child, Uchiha Madara's hidden wounds have healed up. More than that, he felt that his physical fitness seemed to have improved.

Uchiha Madara listened calmly, for fear that Senju Bashima would stop talking.

"Madara, my sister also raised your idea, but her idea is different from yours." Senju Bashima said, and couldn't help showing a funny expression.

"What did she say?" Uchiha Madara narrowed his eyes.

"She said that we must first make ourselves stronger than anyone else, and then lead the entire group to surrender to the enemy. If the enemy does not accept the surrender, we will beat them until they accept our surrender." Qianshou Zhujian couldn't laugh or cry, said:

"She also said that we are prisoners, and the other party has to pay for food and shelter. If the food and housing given are not good enough, then beat the other party again... The other party is forced to accept our surrender and is forced to support us. We don't want to fight , they can’t kill us.”

"In this way, after more than ten or twenty years, there is me in you, and you in me, and you are all one family."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Shameless...

Is this Nima surrendering?This is a robbery under the banner of surrender, right?

Chapter 010 Let me fix it for you

"Emmm... But becoming stronger than anyone else is very difficult."

Uchiha Madara looked at the front expressionlessly, but he said with some relief: "Your sister is right, the opinions of weak people are like barking. If you have no strength, you can only be forced to accept the opinions of strong people." Customized rules."

Qianshouzhuma smiled unconsciously, recalling what Yan Bai had done in the clan land recently.

Sing to animals, take kittens free...

Although it looks silly, it can make people laugh every time, as if the depression can be relieved.

"It's unbelievable. I thought my sister was the only one in the world who understood my thoughts. Unexpectedly, you too..." Senshou Zhujian said with emotion: "As my sister said, we... want to change Stupid child in troubled times."

"Are you really born with the same parents?" Uchiha Madara pondered for a while, "Your clothes are of good taste, but you said it was made by your sister, and your hairstyle is really dusty."

Senshou Zhuma scratched his head foolishly, and said: "Sister said that only by having such a stupid hairstyle can I be as approachable as a fool. Look at you, don't you just play with me?"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Sure enough, I really want to...cry him...

……

"Brother Jue~ Come out quickly~ Come out quickly~"

Yan Bai sang to the plants in the vegetable field.

Qianshou Feijian stood behind Yan Bai speechlessly.

As long as Yan Bai didn't take the initiative to talk to him, Qian Shou Fei Jian didn't want to talk to him.

Yan Bai's actions, in the eyes of the commoners who help with farming in the clan's land, are what children often do when they are learning to speak, either singing or talking to themselves non-stop.

In fact, because Yan Bai's appearance is very online, and the melody he sings is also very pleasant, everyone has a high tolerance for his behavior.

However, Qianshou Feijian felt that Yan Bai's behavior was quite mentally retarded.

If it weren't for the close surveillance of Yan Bai, Qianshou Feijian would not want anyone to know that this mentally handicapped is his sister.

Qian Shou Fei thought that Yan Bai was trying to force him to leave voluntarily with those embarrassing actions.

As long as he doesn't leave, it won't be long before Yan Bai will disgust him in another way.

as predicted……

In the afternoon, Yan Bai stopped singing. He stared at the thousand-handed door for a full quarter of an hour, touched his face, and looked at his teeth.

Then, Yan Bai said seriously: "Brother Feijian, I know why you can't laugh anymore."

Qianshou twitched his eyebrows and stared at Yan Bai without saying a word.

He knew that Yan Bai was going to use a new trick to disgust him.

Yan Bai continued: "You have a facial nerve problem on one side of your face."

Hearing this, Qianshou frowned, he didn't understand what he heard, he knew that when faced with an unfamiliar theory, he had better not pick up on it, otherwise he would be led by the nose by Yan Bai.

"Second brother, don't you eat with your left tooth?" Yan Bai asked with his head tilted.

Qianshou Feijian finally couldn't help but said, "How do you know?"

Yan Bai said very seriously: "Your upper and lower teeth on the left side are asymmetrical, there is no way to bite them together."

Qian Shoufan rolled his eyes, so it was so.

Qianshou Feijian didn't want to continue this topic, so what if they couldn't bite?It's fine if you can't die.

However, Yan Bai didn't stop there, he continued: "If you don't use your left teeth all the time, your left and right faces will be asymmetrical, which will affect your facial bones, and then affect your facial nerves, and you will find that, You can't open your mouth, you can't smile, you even lose your expression."

Qianshou Tobirama: "..."

So what?It's fine if you can't die.

As a ninja, why do you need so many expressions?

Yan Bai continued: "More than that, your bones are affected, and other parts of your body will also be affected by the bones in this place. Your talents will be limited, and your physical strength will also have some side effects."

Just when Qianshou Feijian was about to speak to stop Yan Bai.

"Second brother, don't worry, I'll correct it for you." A bright smile appeared on Yan Bai's childish face.

Qianshou Feijian's eyes widened, and he said, "I, no..."

"Bang -" a sound.

Before Qianshou Feijian finished speaking, he saw Yan Bai's eyes flashing blue, he quickly reached out his hand, and punched him hard.

There was no sound in the whole courtyard.

Caught off guard, Qian Shou Fei felt his whole body floating in the air, and the surrounding scenery was moving forward.

His figure cast a thick black shadow on the ground scorched by the scorching sun.

At that moment, Thousand Hands tasted the sweet taste of blood.

A few hard objects flew out of Qianshoubei's mouth, and they were several blood-red teeth, leaving him as if trying to escape from his mouth.

"what--"

Sensing the pain coming from his mouth, Qianshou covered the left side of his face.

Qianshou Feijian raised his eyes in shock.

But found that Yan Bai came to him with even steps.

In an instant, he healed the injury on his left face, and the knocked out teeth grew back.

In this way, the uneven teeth between Qianshoubei were corrected by Yan Bai.

"why?"

Although the injury healed instantly, Qianshou Feijian still felt the sharp pain that was late and hadn't left yet.

Incredible.

Thousands of hands were in chaos.

No way?

That is not true, is it?

Next, is Yan Bai going to beat him up, heal him, beat him up, heal him again?

"Did you feel it? Brother Feima, the left and right sides are symmetrical."

Yan Bai smiled very warmly, but at this moment, Qianshou Feijian was deeply aware of the strength gap between himself and this young sister.

That's right, being able to easily avoid his father's attack, how could Yan Bai be really weak, pitiful and helpless?