Marvel: I have a serious mental illness

"..."

"Namo Amitabha!"

He suddenly opened his eyes, they were a pair of scarlet, devil-like eyes, and half of his eyes were compassion!Half is killing!

He smiled, and his face was instantly divided into two halves, one half was a Buddha!Half of them are demons!

In front of him was a pitch-black stone that was shining brightly!It seems to be breathing!

Behind him are two lunatics who are discussing the issues of humanity and divinity while drinking red wine.

This is Zhou Ran's sea of ​​consciousness!

It's his spiritual space!

Chapter 15 Lao Mo (Jia Geng, thank you Boss Nie for sending out the first monthly pass!!!)

"squeak……"

The tires of the Rolls-Royce made an extremely sexy rubbing sound against the ground. Zhou Ran slammed the steering wheel in his hand, and with a handsome drift, he parked the car steadily in the parking space in front of No. 18 Black Street.

He stopped the car and turned off the car, pulled out the key, smiled at Natasha, and explained: "Miss Ellie, we are here, and this is the Sichuan restaurant! The Sichuan cuisine at his house is very authentic! Although the owner is Asian like me, But I have always insisted on cooking with Chinese methods, and have not improved for the tastes of foreigners."

"So you should feel very choked and punchy when you eat it! But it will definitely be addictive. This is an extremely hot taste, like a fire, blooming from your mouth, burning your entire stomach, and then a smear on your forehead. With a layer of sweat, the whole person will be greatly satisfied from the inside out."

After praising the charm of Sichuan cuisine, Zhou Ran got out of the car.

Natasha, the black widow, also got out of the car. Under the orange street lights, in the silent night, Natasha's eyes were full of shock!

This is actually a Sichuan restaurant!

At this moment, the senior agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., the Black Widow who can complete various tasks excellently, couldn't help but tremble from the inside out.

She felt like her hairs were bursting and her whole body was creeping.

She cast her eyes on Black Street, her eyes widened involuntarily, and she felt her scalp go numb for a while!

How is this going?

Fuck!

The ice cream parlor at 18 Black Street has been turned into a Sichuan restaurant!

17 Black Street bakery turned martial arts gym!

Jewelry store at 16 Black Street turned bar!

Zhou Ran didn't notice Natasha's expression at this time, and walked into the Sichuan restaurant first. He was already very hungry after a busy afternoon, and now it was time to have a big meal.

Natasha took a deep breath, reached out and patted her face, encouraging herself from the bottom of her heart!

Don't be afraid of Black Widow!do not be afraid!

You are a senior agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.!

You dare to fight even mutant criminals!

Nothing to be afraid of!

After encouraging herself, Natasha walked into the store with big strides.

He quickly sat beside Zhou Ran.

Only by sitting next to Zhou Ran can she feel a sense of reality!

After all, everything in front of me is too strange.

It's not the same as she came to the ice cream shop before.

Zhou Ran smiled, handed over the menu in his hand, and asked Natasha, "Miss Ellie, what would you like to eat?"

Natasha suppressed the complex and indescribable feeling in her heart, forced a smile on her face, and said, "What does Boss usually eat? Then just order something! You must be familiar with this Sichuan restaurant! I Stop ordering!"

Hearing this, Zhou Ran nodded, put down the menu, and shouted with a smile: "Old Mo, what are you doing? Why don't you come out to receive the reception! Could it be that I don't have enough coffee seats?"

"It's probably only you, a busy person, who came so late!"

A somewhat lazy middle-aged Asian, lifted the curtain covering the back kitchen, yawned, walked over, and sat in front of Zhou Ran.

Zhou Ran couldn't help but shook his head and said, "Old Mo, I don't know what kind of enmity you have with that green Franklin? You have such a good shop, but you're still so lazy! You're still so sloppy?"

The middle-aged Asian named Lao Mo yawned, glanced at the black widow, smiled at Zhou Ran, and asked, "Brother Zhou, why did you bring such a beautiful lady with you this time? Does it suit you? Could it be that this is the younger brother and sister? Then I should give her a red envelope!"

Zhou Ran coughed lightly, shook his head, and said: "Miss Ellie, she is my personal assistant. She has no place to live at the moment. She lives with me and just got off work. Don't you want to bring her here to visit your shop? After all, your business here is really bleak!"

Hearing this, Lao Mo sighed softly, and said with a smile: "Hey, brother Zhou, you are really the strangest person I have ever seen! Such a beautiful woman can't get into your heart, I really don't know what kind of person you like woman?"

Zhou Ran smiled and said: "Old Mo, you really asked me this question, and I don't know what kind of woman I like! Just now, I had a strange feeling in my heart. At that moment, a woman is like a skeleton to me, a pink skeleton! You should understand what I mean!"

Lao Mo nodded and said with a smile: "Indeed, I loved women to death in the first part of my life, but now I don't like women at all in this part of my life. There are too many interesting things in the world, and women have already made me lose my interest." Yes! You may have passed through the previous part earlier and came to this part of me. Of course, it is also possible that you have not met a woman who makes your whole soul beat, and you want to become a moth, ruthlessly Pounce hard on the burning fire!"

Zhou Ran gave a thumbs up and said with a smile: "Old Mo, it's really comfortable to talk to you. You are like an elder, and you can always teach me a lot of knowledge! It's like a family with an old man, like a treasure!"

Lao Mo patted his head suddenly, and asked: "By the way, brother Zhou, your headache should have been gone for many years! The last time I had a headache, it should be the first time we met, when you fell on top of me in front of the shop!"

After Zhou Ran heard this, he gave a wry smile and said, "I thought it was fine, but just now I made another mistake. It feels like a big watermelon has been stuffed into my head, as if it's about to explode!"

Lao Mo frowned, and said in a doubtful tone: "That's really weird!"

Zhou Ran rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Old Mo, you say you are a cook, why do you care about what a doctor should do? Have you forgotten your job! I'm a little hungry!"

Lao Mo scratched his head in embarrassment, and said, "Indeed, I'm just a cook!"

Lao Mo smiled and said, "By the way, would you like to try a new dish I developed recently, the name of this dish is: Hell's Feast!"

Zhou Ran nodded and said with a smile, "Okay! This name sounds better, and it's much more domineering than Lu Xifa's mournful cry last time!"

After hearing this, Lao Mo bowed to the two of them, snapped his fingers, and said very gracefully: "Please wait a moment!"

After that, he turned and walked towards the back kitchen.

When Lao Mo walked into the back kitchen, the Black Widow took a deep breath and asked nervously: "Boss, don't you think that Lao Mo's eyes were so scary just now! And this shop is also very strange! It's very quiet, Too quiet!"

Zhou Ran shook his head and said, "Is it scary? I think it's okay! Is it strange? Why don't I think so?"

"Miss Allie, you may be the reason for coming here for the first time, it should be fine if you come a few more times!"

"As for the horror, Lao Mo told me the reason. He said that he used to be a mercenary for a while and killed many people. He said that he was on the road at the time, and he had a very domineering nickname: Hell King. host!"

"However, I don't believe it. Who will hire a cook to kill people? He must have killed a lot of pigs!"

"Oh, this is a very joking cook!"

Chapter No.16 The Feast of Hell

Natasha frowned, silently remembering the name of the Lord of Hell that Zhou Ran said in her heart.

She was going to ask Mr. Chief, is there such a mercenary in the world?

That terrifying look is definitely not what a cook should have!

Natasha smirked, and echoed, "According to Boss, he is really an interesting cook!"

Zhou Ran nodded and said with a smile: "You will know after a few times, Lao Mo is a very interesting person? And he has extremely profound wisdom, he is a good teacher and helpful friend! He also has a unique temperament, which is very attractive people!"

Natasha nodded after hearing the words, and said, "Well, that's true. His manner is very elegant. The one who bowed and snapped his fingers just now has the feeling of a British gentleman! It seems that for a moment, he didn't No longer a lazy and sloppy middle-aged man, but an ancient noble!"

The two chatted for a few words.

Lao Mo smiled and opened the curtain of the back kitchen, and came in front of the two with a plate of dishes in his hand.

He gently placed the dish on the table, and said with a smile, "Brother Zhou, come and try it! This is a dish I've been thinking about for a long time!"

Looking at the dish, Zhou Ran couldn't help giving Lao Mo a thumbs up.

That's not a dish.

but a work of art.

A stunningly beautiful, stunning work of art.

What kind of artwork is that?

In a piece of fiery red magma, a female angel with six-winged white wings was tied to the dining table by countless dark chains, but what is surprising is that this angel's face is covered with scars. Mercy and mercy, without fear and panic!

There are 10 big devils sitting around the dining table. The 10 big devils have different expressions, some are laughing, some are gloomy, some are sad, some are excited, some are in pain, and some are proud... …

Looking at the dish in front of her, the black widow felt creepy all over her body, and her whole body fell into a wonderful feeling. That wonderful feeling was fear and admiration!

Her eyes were fixed on the dish in front of her, and she gradually lost consciousness and was stunned.

……

Among the 10 great demons, the only one Zhou Ran could recognize was the fallen angel Lucifer with six black wings. After all, there should be only one demon with angel wings in western mythology!

Lao Mo smiled, sat across from Zhou Ran, and asked, "Brother Zhou, how about this dish? This is a work that I have thought hard and searched all my memories to complete!"

Zhou Ran nodded, and replied with a smile: "Old Mo, should I say that you are a bit inferior to being a cook, and you should be a great artist! If this is a sculpture, it feels like selling for tens of millions of dollars, isn't it? What a difficult thing!"

Old Mo heard the words, with a happy smile on his face, he blinked and asked, "I'm a little curious, who will the chopsticks in your hand pick first!"

Zhou Ran frowned, thought for a while, and said with a smile: "Let's eat the one I know first! Just the fallen angel Lucifer with six wings! And last time you made a scream of Lucifer!"

After all, he put the chopsticks on Lucifer's wings and yanked them hard, tore off the fallen angel's wings, put them in his mouth and ate them, Zhou Ran asked with a smile while eating, "Old Mo , what do you think the real Lucifer's wings would taste like?"

A strange light flashed in Lao Mo's eyes, he clapped his hands, and laughed loudly: "Brother Zhou, you really dare to think! Lucifer is the lord of hell, who can eat his wings?"

After Zhou Ran finished eating Lucifer, he put his chopsticks on the wings of the female angel and asked, "Old Mo, who is this female angel?"

Lao Mo smiled and replied, "Do you still remember the story I told you last time?"

"Lucifer's mournful cry, Lucifer in heaven fell into an evil fallen angel for love! Could this be his lover?"

"Yes, this female angel is Archangel Gabriel, and Lucifer's most beloved woman!"

"Isn't that right? Since it's true love, why did you eat it? And in your painting, Lucifer isn't even sad, but smiling all over his face!"

"Oh, this is a complicated issue, about divinity, humanity, and demonic nature. At this moment, Lucifer is no longer a poor angel crying for love, but a demon in hell. Whatever the demon does, he will not Strange! Because all the demons have brain problems, and none of them are normal!"

Hearing this, Zhou Ran was stunned for a moment, then fixed his eyes on Lao Mo who was talking, with a very exaggerated smile on his face, and said: "Oh! Demons have problems with their brains, are they like me? "

Old Mo was stunned for a moment, and laughed loudly: "Hahaha... we met last time, Mr. Clown! That should be the night seven years ago! However, I don't really want to see you, I prefer to see the one who can truly A doctor who tastes good food, whose mind is as high as hell, and who calls mankind the silent lamb!"

The clown twisted his neck, made a creaking sound, and said with a smile: "Mr. Devil, you should be glad that it is night now, if it were day, you should be crushed into scum by now! After all, this dish is full of depraved taste ! And I'm a kinder person who loves to laugh, everyone will like me! Because I'm a Joker!"

Lao Mo smiled and asked: "Mr. Clown, I really want to know what kind of existence is that brother who gave Zhou a headache today? So far, I should have only seen three different Zhou, one is You clown, one is a doctor, and the other is a great existence that I dare not approach!"

"I saw that great existence just before sunset! He should be Zhou during the day!"

The clown raised his eyebrows, and put his chopsticks on a female demon. This is a very good-looking demon. He put the female demon in his mouth, chewed it hard, and laughed loudly: "Great existence? This is really a difficult question to answer! Because in my heart, there is only one great existence, and that is my creator, my god, Jake, that ordinary person who spoke to you just now!"

"As for the others, they're all shit to me! They're all bitches! They don't deserve the word great at all! Of course there is half a great one, and it's a monkey! It's a Little monkey ! A little monkey who will bring a very interesting picture to this world!"

"However, the brother who gave Jake a headache today can still tell you. After all, you haven't done any dangerous actions until now! You really are a weird devil, by the way, you little devil , want to be Satan?"

Hearing this, Lao Mo was stunned for a moment, his black eyes turned white, shining brightly, and said excitedly: "Satan! Which devil doesn't want to be Satan! Satan who rules all hell! Mr. Clown, can you tell me How can I be a Satan? If I can really succeed, I am willing to share the whole hell with you! I want to be a real Satan!"

The clown snapped his fingers and said with a smile: "Jie Jie... This is very simple. The brother who caused Jake a headache today is a very powerful existence. He is the result of the darkness in Jake's heart. He wants to rule the earth! For the time being, he should Call Superman!"

"When he announced Superman to the world for the first time, before he fully revealed his vast and magical power, you began to encourage those hell lords to invade the earth. He helped you kill other hell lords and establish a bright and stalwart image! And you Then those hells can be annexed!"

After listening to the clown's words, Lao Mo felt a little unbelievable, and asked very curiously: "Superman? Is he really that strong?"

"He is not very strong, he is super strong! So far, no one has survived his two punches!"

"He can smash the earth with one punch, and punch through dimensions with one punch!"

"Little devil, why do you only have food and no red wine here? To know delicious food, you need to pair it with a little red wine! It tastes better this way!"

No.17 Chapter Ancient One: Once it comes, it will be safe!

Lao Mo smiled, stretched out his finger and swiped lightly in mid-air, a round red wormhole appeared.

Then he reached in and took out a bottle of blood-red liquid, and the red wormhole disappeared in an instant.

Lao Mo put the bottle of blood-red liquid on the table, yawned, and asked, "Mr. Clown, do you want to try this bottle of blood from hell? So far, no demon can resist its taste." ! So far, no devil can drink a whole bottle!"

"Oh, yes, me too!"

The little scandal said that he picked up the blood of hell, his eyes were full of madness, he grinned exaggeratedly, and said, "Hehe...it sounds good...let me try..."

The clown unscrewed the bottle of Hell's Blood and drank it "gudong gudong".