Marvel: I have a serious mental illness

18 Black Street is not a Sichuan restaurant at all, but an ice cream shop!

Yes, that's right, that's it!

This is something not to be forgotten!

I want to report to Director Nick!

"Miss Allie, what's wrong with you? You look very uncomfortable."

Seeing that something was wrong with the state of the black widow, Zhou Ran turned his head and smiled, and asked with some concern.

The black widow Natasha smirked, and said, "Boss, you know that women suffer for a few days every month! The food I ate just now was too spicy, so I might have to come earlier... Oh, damn it, my That relative, she might be on her way..."

Should I say it or not, it's really a skill for a woman to tell a lie.

When a beautiful woman tells a lie, that's even better.

And if a beautiful senior female agent who has undergone special training tells a lie, it's like a mother who has opened the door for her to come home!

It is simply that no male creature on earth can tell the truth from the fake.

Women have unparalleled talent in lying, and beautiful women are even more talented.

Well, of course, there are exceptions to everything. For example, a bald professor who has been sitting in a wheelchair for a long time and has been wearing a helmet. He is especially afraid that his head will be smashed by his good friend Magneto. He can still tell the difference.

For example, a lunatic who is mentally abnormal and loves to laugh can also tell the difference.

For example, a doctor who is full of psychological points and likes to use census investigator's liver and broad beans with red wine can also tell the difference.

For example, a middle-aged man who is merciful and fond of Buddhism can also tell the difference.

And Zhou Ran is obviously not in this list.

Hearing the black widow's answer, Zhou Ran only felt a little embarrassed, which somewhat involved the black widow's privacy.

He coughed lightly and asked, "Well, Miss Ellie, what size do you usually use...not..."

"What I mean is...there is a 24-hour adult convenience store downstairs...you can..."

Before Zhou Ran finished speaking, he quickly shut his mouth.

He loosened his tie and took two deep breaths!

Oh!

Damn!

Fuck!

What was I talking about just now?

Why does it feel so strange?

A bit wretched and obscene, not a gentleman at all!

The black widow saw Zhou Ran who was at ease and fidgeting, she couldn't hold back, she chuckled, and joked: "Boss, Ellie found that you are not as serious and aloof as you imagined, and you are not a completely ascetic man... ...Aren't you pretty good at it?"

Zhou Ran slowly stopped the car and turned off the engine, coughed lightly, handed an umbrella to the black widow, and said, "Ai Li, you're home, turn left ten meters across and there is an adult convenience store...there should be what you need ...I think as a relatively independent woman, you probably don't need my company!"

Natasha took the umbrella, nodded with a smile, and then gave Zhou Ran a wink, straightened her proud chest, and said very charmingly: "Boss, wait for me on the bed...... Ai Li Will be back!"

After speaking, Natasha opened the car door and walked towards the adult convenience store.

Zhou Ran looked at Natasha's back, shook his head, sighed, picked up the umbrella and got out of the car.

Hey, I'm so tired!

Acting is so tiring!

How tiring it is to pretend not to know Black Widow, to pretend not to know this female agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

No way, he has to continue to act!

I can only hope that Black Widow can find what she wants sooner and leave sooner!

Anyway, I, Zhou, really couldn't drive him away.

It can only be said that the acting of Black Widow is still not in place. A delicate girl who is afraid of thunder and lightning can go to the convenience store alone in the dark night, under the heavy rain, against the lightning and thunder.

This is so out of character for her!

Zhou Ran has already raised a middle finger of contempt for the black widow in his heart, sister widow, your acting is so bad!

Natasha, who was walking towards the convenience store, couldn't help but sneezed.

She raised her head and looked at the laser lightning that spanned the entire sky, as well as the howling wind from time to time, the pouring rain, and felt the cold air rising from the ground.

Natasha walked on the street that had already reached the end of her calf and was about to become a river.

Suddenly, I felt a little regretful, regretting that I was like the bad idea proposed by the director general.

No, my idea was not wrong, it was Director Nick who was wrong, he misunderstood the meaning of my black widow!

Fuck!

This damn black marinated egg!

Why are you so honest?

Aren't you usually the most hypocritical and treacherous person?

Nick, you idiot!

Letting you arrange for it to rain is such a trivial matter, it won't rain!

Can it still rain?

All I need is an excuse to get closer to the mission objective!

Won't you pretend to be raining next time?

And don't all the X-Men have brains?

Even if you act really well!Work harder!

Will that black stewed egg pay you wages?

Will he give you overtime pay?

Please, please remember your identities!

You are the X-Men, the vigilantes, not in our S.H.I.E.L.D. agent establishment!

You are not paid!

Damn!

What a bunch of asses!

What a bunch of idiots!

At this moment, Black Widow's heart is full of resentment towards Black Pork and X-Men.

They are really stupid, otherwise I wouldn't be angry!

I, Black Widow, Natasha, but a senior female agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., can control my emotions very well.

I won't lose my temper just because I sprained my ankle!

Fuck!Damn black marinated eggs!

Chapter 21 Director, what is 18 Black Street?

Inside an adult convenience store.

The black widow Natasha took off her red high-heeled shoes, revealing a pair of feet as white as jade, so white that even the capillaries under the skin can be seen clearly, and the toenails are still painted with red nail polish.

This is really a sexy woman to the bone, full of temptation.

Someone wants to drink her bath water, and try to understand, at least.

It's understandable to understand, but the black widow's foot, the person who wants to drink the bath water, probably won't be able to survive.

Natasha stretched out her hand and rubbed her blue ankle, then broke it hard.

With a "click", she snapped back the sprained foot just now.

This woman is really ruthless, don't be fooled by her beautiful and sexy appearance, she is the title of senior female agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., Black Widow.

Natasha took a deep breath and calmed down, her eyes were extremely serious.

She reached into her bosom, groped for a while, took out a button, stretched out her hand and pressed it three times in a row, and sent a communication request.

Hidden high above the aircraft carrier.

In S.H.I.E.L.D.

Inside the Director's Office.

Nick Fury, who has been reading Time Magazine all day, has already looked at the red-eyed black marinated egg, and the director who received the communication application from Black Widow Natasha slammed Time Magazine on the table !

Angrily cursed a Fuck!

This damn black widow actually earned [-] million US dollars!Still hiding it, I don't know how to hand it in!

Damn it!She really doesn't have the basic qualities of an agent at all!

Nick Fury has a dark face, sorry I really can't see that he has a dark face, because he is already very dark.

Nick Fury took a deep breath, calmed down, picked up Black Widow's communication application, and directly reprimanded: "Black Widow, haven't I already told you? During this month of lurking, Don't use communication equipment casually! We only use Morse code to communicate with each other!"

"And don't take the initiative to contact me every now and then, you will be easily exposed like this!"

"If you can apply for a newsletter, then you must have found some important news!"

Natasha nodded, took a deep breath, and said seriously: "Director Nick, I do have a relatively important discovery, but you need to confirm it first!"

Nick Fury suddenly opened the only remaining eye, and hurriedly asked: "Black Widow, you mean that Jake Zhou and the clown are the same person? Have you found the commonality between the two of them?"

Natasha coughed lightly, and said: "Sorry, it's not this discovery, but my discovery is more important than the one the director just said!"

Nick Fury was taken aback when he heard the words, and his eyebrows were all wrinkled together.

Discover?Bigger discovery?

What discovery could be more significant than confirming that Jake Zhou is the Joker?

Could it be that the Black Widow discovered Hydra?

Nick Fury's only remaining one eye erupted with murderous aura, with an expression of holding a wisdom pearl, and asked in a very indifferent voice: "Black Widow, have you discovered Hydra?"

Natasha just feels that there is no way to talk to this black stewed director. Please, director, can you wait for me to speak!

Natasha sighed helplessly, and said, "Director Nick, I have something to ask you! Wait until I finish speaking, ok?"

Nick Fury nodded and said, "OK!"

Natasha calmed down, but still asked nervously: "Director Nick, what are No. 16, No. 17, and No. 18, Black Street, Queens, New York?"

Nick Fury frowned, lowered his head and thought for a while, and gave the answer: "No. 16 Black Street is a jewelry store owned by an Englishman, No. 17 Black Street is a bakery owned by a Frenchman, No. 18 Black Street is a An ice cream shop owned by a German!"

After hearing this, Natasha had a serious expression and solemn eyes, and asked again: "Director, are you sure?"

Nick Fury nodded confidently, chuckled, and replied: "Sure! I can remember that the entire United States is not an American-owned store! Why are the three bosses all spies? What big things are they going to do? They are better than clowns. Is there something more terrifying? Or are they all super criminals?"

Natasha shook her head, and said quietly: "My lord, I went to Black Street today. No. 16 is not a jewelry store but a bar! No. 17 is not a bakery but a martial art shop! No. 18 is not an ice cream shop but a bar." Sichuan restaurant!"

"And I just bought baguettes in that bakery last month! It is an old shop that has been open for 60 years! A shop with heritage like this will never be relocated! So, Director, it must be It is a major discovery!"

After hearing what Black Widow said, Nick Fury's pupils shrank suddenly, his face was full of shock, he took a deep breath, and said: "Black Widow is indeed an amazing discovery, because Coulson was on duty this morning. At that time, he passed by there and bought baguettes in that bakery! And he also ate two creamy ice creams!"

"Now I still have the baguettes brought by Coulson on my table, the leftover baguettes, and the wrapping paper of the baguettes still has the address written on it, 17 Black Street, Queens!"

"Damn! Mother Fcuk! This is really an extremely important discovery!"

"This matter is more serious than clowns! There must be superpowers involved!"

"Be careful, if you feel dangerous, get out quickly!"

"By the way, I saw that in Time Magazine, you made 9000 million US dollars! You can hand in [-] million US dollars! The director will find some powerful foreign aid for you! Black Widow, you must know that money must be paid first. You can only spend your life! And, as the director, I have the right to seal all your account funds!"

"Well, Black Widow has decided so, I will transfer 9000 million US dollars from your account!"

"Beep! Beep! Beep..."

Natasha listened to the "beep" sound from the communicator, took a deep breath, and cursed: "Damn it! Black stewed egg! Fuck!"