Marvel: I have a serious mental illness

This is definitely the backhand set by the director. Once Zhou Ran tears off his disguise and turns into a clown, the X-Men will catch him.

I have to say that the director is really an old coin with no plans!

In confusion of thoughts, Natasha fell asleep.

……

At four o'clock in the morning, Zhou Ran, who was sleeping soundly, had a smile on the corner of his mouth, a huge smile, an extremely exaggerated smile, an extremely crazy smile.

Deep in Zhou Ran's soul.

It's pitch black here, and there's no sun.

Suddenly, a crazy loud laugh sounded!

"Hahaha...haha...ha..."

"Sorry, my throat is a little sore, I'm really sorry, I can't make everyone laugh, I'm really an unqualified clown."

“I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one…I'd just do things.”

"Gentlemen, the worst thing about being mentally ill is that you're expected to pretend you're not!"

“I believe…whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you…stranger.”

"Put a smile on your face!"

"Why so serious?"

A clown with messy paint on his face, a red nose and a purple suit came out of the darkness.

He showed an exaggerated smile, his eyes were scarlet, and he said nervously: "Hey, hey, my dear friends, I really want to kill this woman! She is really annoying!"

"Look, she's been here several times. She didn't find anything, and she insisted on lying on our beds!"

"She is obviously a bitch who is ridden by thousands of people, but she pretends to be pure! Fuck! She is like my wife, you know, she gave me a cuckold..."

"A very nice hat, green is my favorite color, like these paints on my face..."

"Hey, in order to repay her for such a thoughtful gift, I dressed up as a clown to make her laugh. You know, everyone will laugh when they see a clown in a circus..."

"Because that's really funny! Haha...haha...hahaha..."

"But she didn't laugh! I was so sad, I cut her face with a knife... and she started laughing, laughing like I did..."

"Why so serious..."

"Let me see whose position she slept in? Oh, it's Little monkey!"

"The bitch she's sleeping in our great little monkey's place!"

"What should I do? The little monkey will be very angry when he wakes up!"

A doctor in a white coat and glasses smiled and said in agreement:

"Then Mr. Joker, let's eat her! How about this proposal?"

"A census officer once tried to test me, and I ate his liver with fava beans and a delicious red wine."

"She looks delicious, like a sleeping lamb..."

A middle-aged man with a pale and sickly face pushed his glasses, chuckled lightly, and said, "You can only think here, and that's why you can never get out."

The clown yelled, "Oh, one patient laughed at another patient! Oops, forgot I was a patient too!"

Chapter 7 Little monkey

The clown had just finished speaking.

A muffled and forceful voice suddenly sounded: "Joker, you did too much last time, you have already brought the agents here, so don't go out this month!"

The clown grinned loudly, and said seriously: "Hahaha... NO! Now it's the home of chaos! It's also my home! At worst, just expose it? Hee hee hee... I don't care!"

The dull and powerful voice cursed angrily: "Damn it! You are really a pervert! What a lunatic! Do you want to be Jake's ration?"

The clown rolled his eyes and laughed loudly: "I am Jake, and you are also Jake. Hugging with Jake is our final destination!"

With an angry roar: "Then you can die now! You can hug now!"

"Crack..."

The clown was directly pinched by the neck by a figure in a tight battle suit and a red cloak!

The hand was slowly exerting force like pliers, as if it was about to pinch the clown's neck.

"Ha... ha... ha... You bitch, you have the darkest heart, but you pretend to be righteous... What a hypocritical bitch! Oh, is this the feeling of death? It's so wonderful!"

"I'm about to hug my little Jake, I'm going to kiss him on the cheek, he's my God! My light!"

"Hee hee hee...it's a pity you bitch...can't kill me...hahaha..."

"I believe...whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger."

The clown blushed and let out intermittent laughter and mocking words.

Hearing this, the figure let go of his hand, smiled, looked at the few people, and said slowly: "Joker, doctor, Xiao, we are not enemies! You must know that we are all crippled people, we are all created by heaven. deformed creatures."

"We all suffer from serious illness."

"How miserable we are who can only wake up at night!"

"We must kill those few who are alive during the day as soon as possible!"

"Otherwise, we will die sooner or later! After all, our existence is too dangerous for this society!"

"Jake will kill us for sure!"

"It can't be helped, who made us sick the most?"

The clown blinked and laughed wildly: "Yo Yo Yo, you are so dark and scary, do you want to go out in the daytime? I think you can pretend, after all, you look decent, after all, you look like a bitch who can pretend .”

"Just need to cover up the darkness in your heart..."

Hearing that, the figure frowned, and asked gracefully: "Mr. Joker, do you have any good ideas?"

The clown stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, a light suddenly lit up and hit a stone.

Like a pious believer, his face was full of excitement, he walked to the stone step by step, knelt down and kissed.

Laughing wildly: "Hahaha... Look, this is how we can go out during the day!"

The figure in tight clothes frowned, thought for a moment, and asked curiously: "What is this? Why is there a stone here?"

The clown clapped his hands, laughed and introduced: "Oh, damn, you blind trash! This is not a stone, this is a chaos, a great chaos, a miracle, a great miracle, it's a little monkey !"

A look of confusion appeared in the eyes of the figure in tight clothes: "Monkey? What is that? I have slaughtered countless planets and countless powerful people who traverse the universe, and I have never seen any powerful monkeys!"

The clown smiled helplessly, and said: "Hahaha... This is a monkey that exists in mythology, a conceptual creature, and it is very great. Xiao must have heard of it."

The middle-aged man called Xiao pushed his glasses, clasped his hands together, exuded compassion, and said with scarlet eyes, "It's a monkey! It's a heinous man-eating monster! The Great Sage! It is a Buddha who bestows compassion and merit! It is both good and evil, and it does whatever it wants!"

"I think I can find the answer I want here."

"Find the meaning of my life, can I become a Buddha with my hands full of blood donation?"

"Namo Amitabha……"

The doctor opened his eyes wide when he heard this, and said with a strange smile: "It seems that I have found the same kind... I didn't expect that there is a brother who eats people like me! I often think that I am a god, and people are like lambs. It is me. food."

"That's true! Such a great existence, such a god can eat people, oh no, what we eat is not people, but silent lambs..."

"And there are not only lambs in this world, but also mutant lambs... and alien lambs..."

"Wait a minute, is this brother pregnant? Can I eat him then? I'm so hungry..."

"Since the moment I was born, I haven't opened my mouth to eat..."

Hearing the doctor's words, the clown grinned loudly, sighed, and said slowly: "Dude, you really don't want to go out. If you go out, it will cause an uproar!"

The figure in the tight clothes walked slowly to the side of the stone, and looked over with super vision, but saw nothing.

He turned his head sideways, frowned at the clown, and asked a little angrily, "Are you lying to me?"

The clown shook his head, and said contemptuously, "You shameful and hypocritical bitch, do you also want to see that great existence?"

"Only those who are sincere can pry into that great existence...I am a sincere chaos...and Xiao is a sincere compassion...The doctor is a sincere gourmet..."

"And you dress up as a superman, sometimes righteous and sometimes evil, sometimes kind and sometimes evil... you can't admit your heart...so you can't see Little monkey..."

"Jie Jie Jie... Hurry up and make your choice! Light or darkness, or come to my chaos."

Hearing this, the figure in the tight clothes smiled and said, "Of course I choose darkness. I am pure darkness myself. This dress is just to better rule the earth..."

"I am here to rule the earth!"

"But clown, how do you go out during the day?"

The clown laughed wildly, and said, "Of course Jake chose you, a superman, to take over his body when he was most vulnerable, when he was most dangerous, when he needed strength the most!"

"Remember you are Superman now!"

"You have to know that before the monkey became a Buddha, its favorite thing was to mess around..."

"It's a restless spirit, and it will help you."

"However, you have to be careful, once it's daytime, you must hide it well!"

"Although those few have been sleeping, they are really scary."

After finishing speaking, the clown stretched out his hand and gently pushed the tight-fitting figure, and the tight-fitting figure disappeared.

He smiled, looked at the only two people around him, and asked, "What do you two think? Get out? Or hug Jake like me...or choose darkness like that fake Superman, and kill him?" Jake!"

The doctor shook his head and said: "You know, clown, I'm just a gourmet, after a full meal, maybe it will disappear, my choice is meaningless..."

The middle-aged man wearing glasses smiled, clasped his hands together, and read: "I only protect Zhou Ran's compassionate heart and prevent him from falling into evil. It doesn't matter what the end result is..."

"Namo Amitabha……"

The clown took out a bottle of red wine out of nowhere, and said with a smile, "Man, do you want to drink some together?"

Chapter 8 Ellie, I'm going to fire you

At noon the next day, Zhou Ran suddenly woke up from his sleep.

He had a terrible nightmare.

In the dream, he became the vice chairman of Stark Industries Group, and truly became an indispensable figure in Tony Stark's life.

Naturally, it has become the key protection object of Iron Man.

Zhou Ran began to enjoy life.

One holiday, he and Tony went to a pool party.

He got out of the pool and started swimming, only to be suddenly entangled in the tentacles, which strangled his neck and made him unable to breathe.

He felt a great sense of suffocation.

He is going to die.

Well, he woke up.

Zhou Ran woke up and found that he was tightly hugged by two arms as white as jade.

Zhou Ran was stunned suddenly, when was there a woman in my bed?

After a while, he regained his composure and woke up.

Oh, what the hell!This is not a woman!

This is a female agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.!

This is Natasha the Black Widow!

Zhou Ran stretched out his hand and pushed the Black Widow, trying to break free from the female agent's arms.

But how could the poor man break free from Natasha's arms?

Natasha is a superhero who can beat twenty or thirty strong men by herself.

This physical quality is far better than him.

He has no strength over this woman.