Marvel: I have a serious mental illness

Deadpool smiled and continued: "Oh, Punisher, why are you so angry? Am I really right?"

"No way! No way! Do you really like a man? This is really a little secret, a little secret that has never been seen before!"

After hearing this, Frank sighed, put the pistol back in his arms, and gave Deadpool a hard look. He stopped talking and started the car with all his heart.

Frank doesn't intend to continue arguing with Deadpool about these things. With his mouth, he can turn black into yellow, and white into yellow.

There are only two ways to deal with a bitch like Deadpool who is full of pornography, the first is to blow his head off and eliminate him; the second is to ignore him.

The first solution is definitely not going to work. With Deadpool's powerful vitality, Frank feels that even if Deadpool's head explodes, he can still tenaciously survive.Therefore, Frank can only adopt the second method, ignore Deadpool, and use cold violence against Deadpool.

Deadpool chattered for a few minutes, seeing that Frank still had no intention of responding, he sighed and said, "Boring, this is really boring enough, Punisher, you are really boring!"

"Okay, I really can't do anything about you, let's talk about something else, something serious!"

Hearing this, Frank chuckled, glanced at Deadpool, and taunted, "Talk about something serious? Deadpool, what serious things can you do? To be honest, I really can't see how serious you can be." thing!"

Deadpool patted his chest with his hands, and smiled proudly: "Last night, I met Wolverine Logan at the Versailles strip club. It was sold online for $200 million!"

When Frank heard this, he couldn't help being stunned, his whole face was full of disbelief, and he questioned: "Deadpool, stop making such jokes, can you defeat Wolverine? This thing is simply too unreliable ?”

"If your sword skills were put in a few years ago, coupled with your current self-healing ability, it is still possible to defeat Wolverine Logan!"

"But now that your knife has cut bullets, you can only catch bullets physically, and Wolverine Logan has always had a very good fighting power!"

After hearing this, Deadpool took out his mobile phone from his arms, found the photo with Wolverine Logan, shook it in front of Frank the Punisher, and said with a smile: "Haha... how about the Punisher? I didn't lie to you Bar!"

Seeing this, Frank was taken aback for a moment, and sighed, "I didn't expect Deadpool to do it! This is really unrealistic. No matter how you look at it, you don't look like you can beat Wolverine." !"

As Frank was talking, he suddenly frowned. He seemed to have thought of something, and slammed on the brakes. The huge inertia pushed Deadpool against the window.

Deadpool slowly got down from the car window, rubbed his head, and said plaintively: "Punisher, why didn't you warn me when you brake? I'm not even wearing a seat belt!"

Frank took a deep breath, looked at Deadpool, and asked with a very serious expression: "So, Deadpool, did you really sell Wolverine Logan? Who did you sell Wolverine Logan to?"

Deadpool spread his hands forward, smiled, and said casually: "Punisher, I don't know who I sold Wolverine to? You know, in the dark net of the underground world, both parties to the transaction are anonymous."

"It's all anonymous. I don't know who I sold it to? But the person who took Wolverine looked a little familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere. He was wearing a black leather jacket and a black hat on his head. , with silver earrings on her ears, and a string of necklaces around her neck..."

Frank sighed, stepped on the accelerator, restarted the car, and said: "Deadpool, you are really brave, Wolverine sold it as soon as he said it, aren't you afraid that all the X-Men will be dispatched? "

"I have a hunch that you seem to have caused a big mess this time..."

Chapter 130 Press conference scene

Hearing Frank's worried words, Deadpool smiled, his tone was very relaxed, and he said casually: "Hahaha... Punisher, it's okay, don't worry about me. My Deadpool is not afraid of the X-Men, if they want to come Find me, then just let them come!"

"Well, it's best to let all the X-Men come over together and shoot together. It's best to let me die successfully."

"Punisher, do you know? I really want to die! I have tried 350 ways to commit suicide so far, but I haven't successfully committed suicide once!"

"No matter how I try to die, I just can't die..."

After hearing this, Frank frowned and asked, "I have indeed heard about your suicide many times, because there is always an interesting news coming out of the underground world's website."

"A pervert wearing red tights, hired a killer to kill himself with a lot of dollars, and he never resisted this pervert..."

"Wade, I've always been curious why you wear a red tights and give yourself the name Deadpool! And what is the reason why you have been actively seeking death?"

After hearing this, Deadpool took off his hood, revealing his ugly face full of scars, and said with a smile: "Hey, Frank, that's why I've been wearing tights... I've lost my handsome face. Face, I have such scars all over my body now, I am an ugly ghost, I have no face to face people..."

"As for why I am called Deadpool? Why have I been actively seeking death? Frank, my friend, I advise you not to be curious about this matter. Too curious, it is not good for you."

"This matter is a secret, a secret that cannot be told..."

After all, Deadpool put on the hood again.

Frank took a deep breath and asked, "Wade, who made you like this?"

Deadpool heard the words, smiled, and said angrily: "A beast, I will find that beast! He made me lose my handsome face, made me look like this, I will definitely find that beast, Make his life worse than death!"

……

After half an hour.

Luke Cage drove Zhou Ran's car to Times Square. The journey was very safe, without any accidents.

After Luke Cage stopped the car, he slowly turned off the engine and said with a smile: "Mr. Jake, it seems that we are safe now, and there is no danger along the way!"

"Mr. Jake, I think you may be worrying too much. With your character, no one in New York will assassinate you... and no one will dare to assassinate you..."

Hearing this, Zhou Ran shook his head, smiled self-deprecatingly, and said, "Luke, you can't say that. Everything in the world is conserved to some extent. As many people love me, so many people will hate me." I……"

"It is impossible for a good person to be well liked by everyone, because there are not only good people but also bad people in the world. When bad people also praise you for being a good person, then you must not be a good person!"

"So, Luke, I am not only liked by good people, but also hated by bad people...Luke, maybe the assassination is about to start, maybe when I walk into the venue, the real danger will happen..."

After hearing this, Luke Cage nodded, patted his chest, and said with a serious expression: "Don't worry, Mr. Jake, as long as I, Luke Cage, are here, you will be absolutely safe, and I will protect you!"

Zhou Ran smiled and said, "Then Luke will leave everything to you..."

After finishing speaking, the two slowly got out of the car and walked towards the press conference. Zhou Ran was holding a bag in his hand. This bag was handed over to him by Pepper Potts.

The things in the bag were also made by Zhou Ran to Potts yesterday. For safety, Zhou Ran deliberately didn't go anywhere and stayed in the Stark Industrial Building, so he had to ask Potts to do it.

What was contained in that bag was none other than those dozen or so smartphones. These dozen or so smartphones were the protagonists of today's press conference, and they were about to conduct a live demonstration operation for people all over the United States.

One of the smartphones contained Jarvis' avatar, which was a gift Zhou Ran wanted to give to Jin Bing. And sent to the soon-to-be-built Arkham Asylum.

This is also the political capital for Zhou Ran to become the mayor of New York in the future, and the top priority of all Zhou Ran's follow-up plans.

Times Square is not the kind of square that is used to play, it is extremely prosperous, and it is one of the landmark buildings in New York.

New York Times Square is located at the intersection of Midtown West and Broadway Avenue in Manhattan. It is surrounded by high-rise buildings and numerous shopping malls and theaters. It is a prosperous entertainment and shopping center.

The site of Zhou Randing's press conference was in the busiest center of Times Square, and the surrounding streets had been barricaded by the New York Police Department, and passing vehicles could only choose to detour.

On the huge display screens outside all the office buildings, Stark Industries' promotional videos for smartphones are playing.

As soon as Zhou Ran got out of the car, countless reporters shot him randomly with long guns and short cannons. The sign on the chest of the reporter crowded in the front was the Bugle Daily.

For a grand event like today, if there is no inside information, it is impossible to know where the protagonist will come from today. At every intersection, a group of reporters will sprint with long guns in their hands, waiting in advance.

But the reporters are not fools, they will just wait quietly at the intersection, they have gained experience over the years, wherever the Bugle Daily appears, they will stay there!

After all, everyone in New York knows that the Daily Bugle has the best relationship with Stark Industries. The boss of the Daily Bugle, the gold medal editor Mr. James is a good friend of Mr. Jake of Stark Industries.

The gold medal editor James can always receive the latest news from Stark Industries first-hand, and he also reported some inside stories in advance. James has done several exclusive interviews for Mr. Jake, and he gave Stark Industries a few days ago Miss Potts did an exclusive interview.

The reporters who follow the Bugle Daily are always right. Of course, there are also many ambitious reporters who guard the rest of the intersection. They sincerely hope that they are the lucky ones who can wait until Mr. Jake arrives.

This kind of people are not fools, they are just gamblers. There are serious gamblers in their hearts. They also understand that Zhou Ran will most likely appear at the intersection guarded by the Bugle Daily, but they still do not give up. They expect Zhou Ran to appear in their hearts. The intersection they guarded.

In this way, they will suddenly become the most famous reporters in New York, and directly become the top of the reporter circle... Creating a headline by hand is very attractive to a reporter.

But obviously they miscalculated today, completely miscalculated, there are not so many lucky people in the world, more are ordinary people, now they can only rush to the crowded crowd with all their strength, and they will not get the first place. First-hand and second-hand information, always get fourth-hand information.

……

Zhou Ran was under the protection of Luke Cage, under the protection of Luke Cage's powerful force, no reporter could rush to his side.

But there is no way to avoid those voices, there will always be loud questions coming into his ears.

"Hello, Mr. Jake, I am Williams, a reporter from the Daily Bugle. May I ask if we can see smartphones this time? Mr. Jake, you have said many times that the emergence of smartphones will have countless impacts on the world... ..."

"Hello, Mr. Jake, I'm Henry, a reporter from the New York Times. I'm very curious about this smartphone conference. Can you tell me what the smartphone looks like? Does it really achieve the concept you mentioned? "

"Hello, Mr. Jake, I am Raymond, a reporter from the Wall Street Journal. Mr. Jake, as a Ph.D. in finance, I remember that you talked about the use of smartphones in a class invited by New York University a few months ago. The emergence will bring a new chapter in the financial field, a big change, what will this change be? Is it time to reveal this secret?"

"Mr. Jake, I am..."

"..."

"..."

Hearing the question with an extremely loud voice, Zhou Ran stopped in his tracks, snatched the microphone from Williams, a reporter from the Bugle Daily, with a smile on his face, and said loudly: "I know everyone is The most well-known media worker in New York, your question is not just your own question, but also the question of the people of New York... I will tell you everything you want to know in a while..."

"Now, it's time for me to go to the stage. Thank you for coming. A new era is coming soon. At this critical moment, I don't hope that I can't get on that stage..."

"I'll be on stage, and I'll introduce the smartphone to everyone! Don't worry, everyone will definitely have something to reveal tomorrow..."

After all, Zhou Ran smiled and returned the microphone in his hand to Williams of the Daily Bugle.

When the reporters heard this, they also dispersed.

Under the protection of Luke Cage, a strong bodyguard, Zhou Ran walked into the press conference.

At the door, Zhou Ran met George Stacey, the police chief who was maintaining order. George Stacey showed a smile on his face, reached out and patted Zhou Ran on the shoulder, and said, "Jake, Mayor John Old John has approved me. The submitted proposals were approved very quickly, and freedom and democracy are really good things to deal with him."

"The Arkham Asylum is already being remodeled. Although it has been abandoned for a long time, the infrastructure and everything are there. It only needs to install some hard iron fences."

"Jake, I'm really happy now. I'm looking forward to the future of New York more and more. I'm looking forward to the day when the Arkham Asylum will be completed."

Hearing this, Zhou Ran nodded with a smile, reached out and patted Director George on the shoulder, and said, "Director George, I am also looking forward to the day when the Arkham Asylum will be completed, the first patient is waiting for us..."

"Director George, I will leave the order of today's venue to you. Don't let those excited people rush in. There will be a serious stampede. Wait for the announcement. It's really explosive..."

"I've been looking forward to this day for a long time!"

After hearing this, George nodded and said with a smile, "I've been looking forward to this day for a long time. You have been promoting smartphones for a long time...Jake, don't worry, I will maintain order!"

Zhou Ran smiled, walked into the venue, and walked onto the stage. He was the only one on stage today, and he was the protagonist of this press conference.

Sitting under the stage were many of Zhou Ran's old acquaintances.

Norman Osborne, chairman of Osborne Industries, Justin Hammer, chairman of Hanmo Industries, and Peter Rockson, chairman of Roxon Energy.

Winston Frost, chairman of Frost Technologies, Bill Ford, chairman of Ford Motor Group, and King Wilson Fisk, emperor of the underground world.

Dr. Cornell of Cornell Presbyterian Hospital, Pepper Potts of Stark Industries and many directors...

Some of these people were his friends, some were his competitors, all of them were celebrities in the New York business world, and they were all watching him now.

Zhou Ran smiled, raised the bag in his hand and shook it lightly, and said, "Welcome to the press conference of Stark Industries' latest product smartphone. I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to all of you for coming. Everyone can get richer and richer.”

"Next, I will show you the smartphone, the result of two and a half years of brewing for Stark Industries..."

After all, Zhou Ran smiled and took out a smartphone from his bag, and connected it to the huge display screen at the conference site, and at the same time, it was also connected to the screens outside the huge office buildings outside the conference site.

At this moment, the operation interface of the smartphone and the voice of Zhou Ran's introduction appeared on every electronic display screen in the entire Times Square.

Zhou Ran smiled and said: "The emergence of smart phones is to facilitate people's life and work. After all, it is too troublesome to carry a computer every day, so we designed a smart phone through technology. It has the functions of a computer. Most of the functions."

"Someone once said that it is too unrealistic to transfer the functions of a computer to a mobile phone. That is because everyone's thinking is still stuck on the previous smart phones. Although the names of the previous smart phones are also called smart phones, But they're really rudimentary..."

"The one they developed is not called a smartphone at all. The one developed by Stark Industries is a real smartphone. When a new thing appears, more people will always imitate it. After all, imitation is better than creation. Keep it simple."

"We can't just let Stark Industries sell smartphones. After all, the anti-monopoly law is there, and Stark Industries can't do monopoly things."

"We Stark Industries encourage more people to develop smart phones, and joint competition will also promote economic development."

"I dare to assert that the emergence of the smartphone developed by Stark Industries will also allow more industries to emerge in the future and promote more employment. This is something that will affect the future."

"Okay, let's get to the point. First, let me explain the concept of smart phones to everyone. This is also a summary of my research and development of smart phones. A smart phone refers to a personal computer that has an independent operating system and operates independently. Space is a general term for the types of mobile phones that users can install programs provided by third-party service providers such as software, games, and navigation, and can realize wireless network access through mobile communication networks."

Chapter 130 Eve

Zhou Ran paused, and continued: "After the concept is explained, everyone should be able to guess what the core of the smartphone is. It has an excellent operating system and can freely install various software, and our Stark Industries also adopts The operation feeling of the full touch screen mode has been improved."

"I'm very confident that these three types are added together, which is enough to defeat those ridiculous smartphones on the market, but I don't think they are enough together, and I don't think they are smart enough."

Zhou Ran paused, and continued: "Yes, all of these are not smart enough. Our Smartphone R&D Department of Stark Industries has added some smarter things to the Yindianyuan operating system of smartphones. Something even more wonderful."

"Those wonderful things constitute the soul of the Inden system, and those wonderful things constitute the two elves, whose names are Adam and Eve."

"In myths and stories, in God's Garden of Yinden, the first man is Adam, and the first woman is Eve. We also assume this way. In the Yindenian system, if there are two elves, then these two elves can only It's Adam and Eve."

"This is the most satisfactory setting of our Stark Industries Smartphone R&D Department, and it is also the greatest work of our Stark Industries Smartphone R&D Department in the past two and a half years!"

A smile appeared on the corner of Zhou Ran's mouth, and he said softly, "Let an elf from the Yindianyuan system come out and say hello to everyone now!"

"Hello, Eve!"

Zhou Ran's voice fell.

A bunch of white light particles appeared on the huge display screen connected to the smart phone placed in the scene. These light particles shook slightly, and slowly gathered together, turning into a very beautiful blonde beauty.

This blond beauty is perfect, without any flaws in her body, as if the Creator God had made it with his own hands.

Her skin is as white and tender as milk, her hair is as thick as seaweed, slightly curly, the shiny golden color shines like the sun, her white face, pale eyebrows, straight nose bridge, and pale red lips , the eyes are as deep as sapphires, always blooming with dreamlike blue, very moving, very spiritual.

This blonde beauty, she satisfies the aesthetics of all European and American men, and attracted the attention of the men at the press conference!

This blond beauty is the elf in the Yindian Garden system, and the AI ​​assistant in the smartphone, Eve.