Marvel: I have a serious mental illness

"In a place full of monkeys, such a group of people came. This is the alien. It is acceptable to treat the alien... Some monkeys think that the alien is a god, and the alien is a god. Some monkeys think that the alien is a devil. Then the alien It's the devil..."

"It's like those witches who were burned in the Middle Ages..."

"However, these are trivial things to me. The damage caused by mutants to this world is far less than the arms produced by Stark Industries Group in half a year..."

"At present, for human beings, the weapons made by human beings are the most terrifying monsters. I am thinking about how to reduce the proportion of arms revenue from 60.00% to below 50.00%..."

Hearing Zhou Ran's words, the black widow couldn't help being startled. Has this man's thoughts reached such a height?

Chapter 11 Damn, he can't really be a clown!

The black widow Natasha was shocked by the thought of the man in front of her in an instant!

There is absolutely no way this man is a clown!

The Joker is an S-class super criminal.

Evil and chaotic, crazy and aggressive, likes to laugh, has high IQ, unknown super power, has strong self-healing ability, is not afraid of pain, is good at all weapons, plays with the enemy's psychology, has caused many inhumane massacres, and killed without target , extremely dangerous!

And the man in front of him silently dedicated his youth to protect peace.

He is slowly changing and affecting the Stark Industries Group!

It took him ten years to reduce Stark Industries' arms production from 80.00% nine to 60.00% two!

This is equivalent to reducing the production of a thousand Jerick missiles a year!

A Jerick missile can easily blow up a small mountain range!

The Black Widow took a deep breath, stared at the man in front of her, and said slowly, "Boss, people in the future will remember you. Your deeds are worthy of being remembered by history!"

Zhou Ran smiled wryly, shook his head, and laughed at himself: "Miss Ellie, you have worked as a secretary in Osborne Industries and Hammer Industries, you should have seen their financial statements!"

"In their income structure, the proportion of arms is increasing rapidly!"

"This represents the arms orders abandoned by the Stark Industries Group and transferred to them."

"So! I haven't made much change to the world! The only change is probably that the production of Jerick missiles has decreased."

"After all, this is Tony's proud work. Osborne Industries and Hammer Industries haven't been able to research it yet!"

Black Widow nodded and said with a smile: "Boss, I always believe that most people like peace! Everything evolves bit by bit...One day humans will not need weapons!"

After listening to the black widow Natasha, Zhou Ran also nodded, then he picked up a document on the table, signed his name, reached out and knocked on the table, and said seriously: "Ai Li, it's time to work, Send this document to the president's office and give it to Chairman Tony, and if Chairman Tony is not here, you will give it to Miss Potts, and if Miss Potts is not there, you will put it in the red basket on the table."

Black Widow took the document and said with a smile, "Of order, my Boss!"

Then Natasha, the black widow, ushered in an extremely boring and busy life as a working worker!

"Ai Li, hurry up to the logistics management department and ask how the preparations for this month's employee surprise gift package are going!"

"As ordered!"

"Ai Li, call the five directors of the Finance Department, Project Engineering Department, Audit Department, Investment Development Department, and Production R&D Department! I want a meeting!"

"As ordered!"

"Fuck! What did you do with the investment and development department? Didn't I say not to invest in weapons, but to focus on environmental protection and energy? And chips and computers?"

"It's Director Obadiah..."

"Stupid! Really stupid! What does he think? Don't understand the future development direction? He can only be a warmonger! The earth is so big, where are there so many wars! Stop this quickly! How do you invest in development? Minister? Do you know what development is? He is stupid, so you should be stupid too?"

"But he is the second shareholder of the group!"

"Fuck! Remember that this group has only one owner, Tony Stark! All my ideas are approved by him in advance! If there is another time, you will go away!"

"Okay, I understand! I must pay more attention to continuous development than temporary profits!"

"Minister of Finance, I want to know why the number here is wrong? Why is there tax evasion? Who took this money? Don't you know that in the United States, the FBI does not have a tax office? Who gave you the courage? I need a reasonable explanation!"

"Director Jake, this tax is not taken by me, but by Director Maria!"

"I think you should know what to do!"

"Yes, I'm going to the tax office to report Director Maria for abusing the company's power and threatening employees!"

"You know, I have always valued your ability, so I hope you can wipe your ass clean! After all, you also came out of New York University!"

"Do not worry!"

"Minister of the Audit Department, you disappointed me this time. Is this how you calculate the company's expenses? Don't you know that smartphones are now the core of the Stark Industries Group? How dare you reduce the budget for the smartphone project! You are fired!"

"Director Jake, it's been half a year since your smartphone project has not come out, I have the right to reduce the budget for your project, and I don't think we need smartphones! It's too much to transfer the functions of a computer to a mobile phone. It's unrealistic!"

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Get out! Get out of here today! I've never seen a head of the Audit Department who has no vision like you! Hehehe... You really made me feel stupid A new understanding!"

"Hmph! I've wanted to leave here a long time ago! You're just an Asian, a yellow-skinned monkey, how dare you be so arrogant?"

After hearing this, Zhou Ran was silent for three seconds, stood up, raised the chair he was sitting on, and slammed it down on the head of the head of the audit department.

The scalp of that minister was beaten to blood, and the bridge of the nose was broken!

Zhou Ran walked slowly in front of the audit minister, and stomped his leather shoes on the audit minister's face.

Then kick the head of the Auditor General!

"Ah! Ah! Ah..."

The room recalled the Minister's miserable scream.

Zhou Ran's eyes were fierce, and he said indifferently: "Miss Ai Li, call Mr. Happy, the Minister of Security, and ask him to throw this minister out!"

"Also call Matt Murdoch, the best lawyer in the United States! I want to sue the Minister for racial discrimination, which seriously hurt my spirit. I have a mental problem!"

"Call Dr. Cornell at Cornell Presbyterian Hospital and say I need a certificate of mental illness!"

"The meeting ends today!"

Except for the director of the audit department who fell to the ground, the remaining four directors of the finance department, project engineering department, investment development department, and production R&D department quickly escaped!

The black widow was also taken aback by Zhou Ran's vicious and tyrannical aura, and quickly made a phone call.

Three minutes later, the obese Happy dragged the fallen minister out with a cold face!

Looking at the scene in front of her, the black widow couldn't help frowning.

His face just now is completely different from before!

So tyrannical!

And the action is done in one go!

It's so coherent, it's perfect!

Especially the fierce look in his eyes just now, he really looks like a lunatic!

Damn!

He can't really be a clown!

Chapter 12 Tony Stark's Duplicity

Zhou Ran sighed, smiled at the black widow, and said, "Sorry, I lost my composure just now, didn't I scare Miss Ellie?"

Hearing the words, the black widow stretched out her hand and gestured casually, blinked her eyes, and said with a smile: "Boss was really not scary at all just now, he is really manly! He feels very safe!"

"Boss, have you practiced before? The movements just now seem very coherent? Could this be the legendary Chinese kong fu?"

Hearing what the black widow said, Zhou Ran couldn't help laughing.

He really couldn't help it.

Miss Allie, if someone in my week didn't know your real identity, I would still believe your nonsense!

But your real identity is Natasha, the Black Widow, a senior agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.!

You, Natasha, can beat twenty or thirty strong men alone!

Now I'm here to say that I'm good at it!

Isn't this a joke?

However, this is Chinese kong fu!

After all, I, Zhou, have practiced Jeet Kune Do for ten years since I knew this is the Marvel world.

But my little tricks are still incomparable to you, an old goblin who is 50 years old!

Zhou Ran coughed lightly, squatted his legs slightly, flicked his sleeves, stretched out both hands, one in front of the other, made a fist fist, and said with a smile: "I'm going to Wing Chun, Zhou Ran!"

When the black widow heard it, her eyes were full of little stars, and she said coquettishly: "Wow, where did you practice Boss? Ellie, I'm very curious! Can you tell me? I beg Boss!"

Of course she was pretending. According to the information, Zhou Ran had never been to any martial arts gym.

So she was very curious, where did she learn this kung fu?

Zhou Ran smiled and said, "That martial arts gym is at No. 17 Black Street, Queens! If you are interested, I can take you to see it!"

Black Widow couldn't help but frowned when she heard the words, No. 17 Black Street, Queens?

It's obviously a bakery there, right?

There is obviously a time-honored bakery that has been open for more than 60 years!

She went there to buy bread last month!

And the owner of that bakery is a purebred Frenchman!

Monopoly baguette!

That French boss is a fat man weighing more than 300 kilograms!

How could it be possible?

How could it be possible to know Chinese Kung Fu?

Black Widow Natasha suppressed the doubts in her heart, showed a very sweet smile, and said slowly: "Then Boss, can you take me to see it?"

Zhou Ran nodded and said with a smile: "Of course! If you are interested, I can take you there today!"

Although he was very reluctant, there was nothing he could do.

This black widow, Natasha, seems to be inseparable, and she is dependent on him!

Even if he doesn't agree, the black widow will try her best to force him to agree!

"Boom, boom, boom..."

There was a knock on the door.

Tony Stark came in from the door in a personable manner, grinned, and said: "HI, Jake, this incident is really my fault, I never expected such a thing to happen in the company, that damn it The head of the audit department, I have asked the company's legal department to sue him!"

"Fuck! I never imagined that such a person existed in the Stark Industrial Building! Not only is it very stupid and has no vision, but it is also fucking inferior!"

Zhou Ran sighed, and asked, "Who is he? It won't be your good uncle Obadiah, right?"

Tony Stark smiled awkwardly, scratched his head, and said in embarrassment: "Ahem, he is left by my father, he is equivalent to the big housekeeper. Well, according to the words of the East, he is the Minister of Tuogu and the assistant government Minister."

Hearing this, Zhou Ran was silent for ten seconds, and scolded angrily, "Fuck! This damned old bastard! Why didn't he guard against Obadiah? Instead, he kept staring at me?"

"Why did your father leave you with such a person? He is really a fool. He is so stupid!"

Tony Stark smiled bitterly, and said: "Because he is loyal enough! In his eyes, you, who are not from the Stark family, have obtained shares in the company and become a director. He cannot accept this matter!"

"In his eyes, you are worse than my uncle Obadiah, after all, you don't have Stark's blood on you..."

"But Jake, I really don't understand why you can't see my uncle Obadiah, although he is indeed an old fool, and his brain hasn't turned around yet, and he can't understand what you said!"

"But he is really doing things for the company, and everything is for Stark Industries to have a better tomorrow!"

"I hope you can treat this old man better, after all, he is my uncle and part of the Stark Group!"

Hearing Tony Stark's extremely affectionate words, Zhou Ran sighed, and said something extremely against his will: "Okay Tony, I will listen to you, and I am not targeting your uncle, but if a company wants to develop well , there are always some old guys who need to be eliminated!"

"If I were your Uncle Obadiah, I would not stay in the company long ago. I just lie at home every day, and there is a steady stream of green Franklin growing. How comfortable it is!"

Tony Stark laughed loudly after hearing this, and said proudly: "Maybe this is the style that Stark Industries has always passed down. Uncle Obadiah, as my father's ally, was more or less influenced by my father." .Our Stark family are all geniuses, are they geniuses? You can’t always accept other people’s opinions, except of course me, Tony!”

Zhou Ran nodded and said, "Indeed, I always thought that the members of the Stark family were all geniuses, and you, Tony, are geniuses among geniuses!"

"But you said that you can accept other people's opinions, but I don't agree. After all, I advise you not to be merciful outside, and get married and have children with Xiaojiali."

"You've never heard of it."