Marvel: I have a serious mental illness

"..."

After thinking for a while, the clown still didn't think of giving anything. He stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, conjured up a bottle of red wine, and drank it.

The clown drank and frowned suddenly, he thought of a question, and said with a very serious expression: "Oh, damn, will Jake hate me?"

"That bitch of Superman is right. Crazy people like us are the most dangerous. Would Jake want to kill me..."

"Hahaha... I didn't expect that the joker who is not afraid of anything will become nervous. This is really a big joke!"

"Why so serious?"

The clown laughed again.

Chapter 140: Immortal Features

The clown blinked his eyes, and a very strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, as if he had an idea in his heart, a whimsical idea.

The clown stretched out his fingers and made a gesture of shooting, and murmured in a low voice: "Boom, it's fun, it's getting more and more fun."

……

Meanwhile, the outside world.

Seeing Zhou Ran's headshot, Deadpool laughed out loud, and while laughing, Deadpool praised: "Hahaha... Oh, I really didn't expect that you, a little boy, would actually dare to kill people, tsk Tsk tsk, you're pretty good at shooting!"

Zhou Ran nodded. This time, he has successfully connected with Deadpool. With Deadpool and his bodyguard, he must be safe now.

Zhou Ran is very clear about how famous Deadpool's name is. There are many versions of Deadpool in the Marvel universe, but no matter which version of Deadpool has a common characteristic, this characteristic is the characteristic of immortality.

Deadpool has never died, he is an immortal existence, and the characteristic of immortality is really enviable!

Why Deadpool can live such a happy life, why he can run the train with his mouth full every day, and why he can do whatever he wants, this largely depends on the characteristic of Deadpool's immortality.

The characteristic of immortality is the biggest capital for Deadpool to be unscrupulous, able to spend every day, and to be happy every day. Zhou Ran likes Deadpool, a popular character in the Marvel Universe, very much.

He pays close attention to the role of Deadpool, and has read many stories about Deadpool.

The role of Deadpool is very down-to-earth. Although Deadpool usually likes to talk, is cheap, likes to drive and play pornography, he is one of the best chatterboxes, but in fact Deadpool is more complicated than other characters in essence. Samurai is also much more complicated than those superheroes and supervillains in terms of setting. He is a character that is difficult to describe.

Deadpool lives soberly and transparently. Deadpool's self-healing ability is terrifying, and he is an immortal existence in the true sense.

There are many theories about why Deadpool wants to die. The most romantic one is that Deadpool fell in love with Death, the creator god, so he chose to die. He wanted to accompany death all the time.

Deadpool, Deadpool, Death's Guard.

Another kind is that after the Deadpool acquired the ability of self-healing, because he could not die, he had lived enough, and wanted to experience what it was like to die, so he wanted to die. After thinking about it carefully, there are many refutations Argument.

Before Deadpool became Deadpool, he was still a Canadian special soldier at that time. At that time, Wade Wilson was terminally ill. He didn't want to die just like that. In order to cure terminal illness, to get himself out of cancer and regain a new life , can continue to live, Wade chose to participate in the X weapon program.

The x-weapon project is an amazing plan. This is a very important plan in the Marvel universe. The x-weapon project is closely related to mutants and has created many powerful mutants. The deadpool bug is also part of the x-weapon project. product.

In every version of the Deadpool story, there is a x-weapon plan. The x-weapon plan has the same causal theorem as Deadpool. According to the plan, Deadpool thinks that he is probably a mutant, and often finds trouble with the X-Men.

The founder of the x-weapon program is a senior officer of the American military, General William Stryker. Because Stryker's mutant son, Master Illusion, killed his wife, Stryker's own incomparable He hates mutants, he is committed to studying the abilities of mutants and extracting them for his own use, and making mutant weapons to fight against mutants and kill all mutants.

Stryker's name is very famous in the circle of mutants, and he is the nightmare of countless mutants. Although he is an ordinary person with no ability, he can eat mutants to death with his own ability.

Wolverine Logan, Deadpool Wade, the female version of Wolverine, and the sentinel robot that hunts down mutants are all closely related to Stryker, and they all come from the x-weapon project, or an extension of the x-weapon project There is a relationship.

Wolverine Logan and Deadpool Wade were both Stryker's capable men. They have served Stryker for many years, and they were both sharp knives in Stryker's hands.

William Stryker is the creator of Wolverine, the creator of Deadpool, the godfather of acquired mutants, the succubus of mutants, and the sworn enemy of all mutants.

However, the current William Stryker is still in prison and has been imprisoned permanently, because William Stryker not only conducts various human experiments on mutants, but also conducts various human experiments on ordinary people.

Originally, Stryker only studied mutants, and conducted human experiments on mutants. This is not a big deal, it was secretly approved by the military.

After all, the military can't just keep looking at mutants, this kind of existence with great power, acquiescing to this kind of power without any control or defense.

Power can only be supervised by power, and it is impossible to put everything on the kindness of each mutant. Powerful mutants are like nuclear weapons that walk on their own in human form, but they are not easy to control with nuclear weapons. They have their own thinking and emotions.

A nuclear weapon has its own consciousness, which is definitely a danger to human society. It is too dangerous. Only nuclear weapons can defeat nuclear weapons. The only ones that can deal with mutants are brave American soldiers who have undergone countless brainwashing and transformation. This is why the Weapon X program is allowed.

But how can the heroic fighters of the United States be transformed directly? Of course, human experiments must be carried out first, and the heroic fighters of the United States can be transformed only after a sure-fire success is guaranteed.

Therefore, it is also possible to conduct human experiments on ordinary people, and it is also an act that is tacitly tolerated, but these people cannot be citizens of the United States. The people of the United States are all Tianlong people, how can Tianlong people be transformed.

Especially the white-skinned Draconians among the Draconians, every white-skinned Draco is an existence illuminated by the Statue of Liberty, every white-skinned Draco is protected by the sacred constitution of the United States, and every white-skinned Dracon is God of the people.

However, William Stryker conducted human experiments on the white-skinned Tianlong people, which committed a taboo and did something that should not be done.

After Wolverine Logan defected, he joined the X-Men, and together with the X-Men and his team destroyed the X-weapon program, sent the evidence of William Stryker's human experimentation to the court, and sued William Stryker, the scourge of mutants the devil.

William Stryker was also imprisoned because of the experiment on the white-skinned Tianlong people, and was sentenced to life imprisonment and permanent imprisonment.

It’s okay if this kind of thing doesn’t come out, William Stryker can only become an abandoned child if it comes out, William Stryker has been imprisoned in the island prison, and it has been five years now.

Although Deadpool was healed of cancer and regained his new life after being injected with Wolverine Logan's gene, it also caused excessive growth of brain cells, and Deadpool began to become crazy.

Deadpool has acquired a self-healing ability stronger than that of Wolverine Logan, no matter how serious the injury is, he can regenerate as before, even if he is beheaded, dismembered, or destroys the spine and other important organs, he will completely recover after a period of time. recovery.

In addition to trauma, the self-healing factor also makes Deadpool's body completely immune to all diseases, infections, and external chemicals, including cancer.Of course, the price of this ability is that every inch of skin on his body is left with scars like acid corrosion or burns, which makes him only wear a mask to cover his disfigured face.

In addition to the powerful self-healing ability, what is more attractive about Deadpool is his character, Deadpool's unscrupulous words, and his super rant and illogical way of speaking.

Deadpool's expression is also very rich, and more importantly, what he does.

For example, although Deadpool has a belt that can teleport, the belt often causes him trouble, even in critical moments.

For example, if you encounter a strong enemy chasing you, you need to use the teleportation device to escape, but you are suddenly transferred to the enemy instead.

For example, Deadpool's chattering at the dying moment and all kinds of super complaints that have nothing to do with the plot, etc., all of which constitute this lovely Deadpool.

Deadpool has such a cheerful personality, such an optimistic character, if he keeps committing suicide because he has never died and is too tired to live, he can't wait to die quickly.

This reason is somewhat far-fetched.

In this case, the reason for falling in love with death, committing suicide desperately, and wanting to pursue death is more reliable.

In the X-weapon project, Deadpool's body was injected with Wolverine Logan's gene, which gave him hope of rebirth, but Wolverine Logan's self-healing factor is not so easy to activate and requires a lot of adrenal glands hormones to stimulate.

Ajax, who was in charge of activating the self-healing factor in Deadpool, tortured Deadpool inhumanely. Deadpool struggled frantically on the edge of death every day, and felt that life was worse than death every day. Facing the danger of death, he also saw death and fell in love with this death.

Therefore, Deadpool does not wish to die only when he is tired of living, but only seeks death because he misses death and loves death. Only when he is dead can he see death.

And death actually likes Deadpool, this love is still very beautiful and sacred.

Regarding why Deadpool does not die, apart from the ability of self-healing factors in the body, there is also a question about love disputes.

Because Deadpool was admired by Death among the four creation gods, he was informed by Thanos who also likes death. Thanos was jealous and cursed that Deadpool would never die with each other, so Deadpool gained immortality. Nor can I conceive of death.

But this story also has a very contradictory point, why Thanos can have such a powerful curse power, this curse is too outrageous, the person he cursed can escape the death of the creation god.

Why is Thanos so powerful?There are too many contradictions here.

In Avengers IV Infinity War, there is another theory about Thanos snapping his fingers and destroying half of the life in the universe.

This behavior of Thanos is not at all because of that great dream, it is not for the future of the universe, and it is not for the better development of the universe.

This is a gift from Thanos to death, a grand marriage proposal ceremony.

Of course, Zhou Ran didn't know why Deadpool acquired the characteristic of immortality. In his heart, he must be more inclined to be immortal because Wolverine Logan's self-healing factor has mutated.

If it is really the reason for the curse of Thanos, and Deadpool is not dead, then the purple-skinned king on Titan, that Thanos, that Thanos must have terrifying strength, or is it that kind of inestimable power? of terror.

In the future, the ultimate battle with Thanos will definitely undergo more unpredictable changes. It is definitely possible to win, but it will definitely not be so easy.

Zhou Ran has lived here for ten years, and the more he lives, the more terrifying he feels here. Just knowing the existence of mutants for the first time, it took Zhou Ran a long time to recover. Fortunately, Zhou Ran has not yet Met the mutants wreaking havoc, yet the X-Men, yet the perverts.

There is still a reason for Zhou Ran to choose Tony Stark. Tony is really very kind to his friends, he is really a good buddy and brother.

Tony Stark's talent is really powerful, no matter how strong the opponent is, Tony can develop the armor to deal with it.

Anti-Hulk armor, anti-Phoenix armor, anti-Magneto armor, anti-Thor armor, no matter how strong the opponent is, Tony Stark can develop an anti-armor.

Thanos said, "Tony Stark is a man cursed with knowledge!"

Doctor Strange also said, "We have a one in four million chance of winning, and you're the only one!"

Tony is an unrepeatable legend, as long as Tony Stark thinks of it, he will be able to do it.

This is Zhou Ran's trust in Tony Stark, Tony Stark will always be trustworthy.

Now that Zhou Ran has become good friends with Tony Stark, Tony is enough to protect him, but why not be able to meet a few more bug-level characters and become good friends with bug characters?

Deadpool, Zhou Ran is determined to win, but Deadpool's favorability is not so easy to conquer. No one can explain how Deadpool's brain thinks and operates.

Deadpool is a very complicated existence.

But Deadpool also has a big problem. Deadpool himself likes to enjoy himself very much, so he likes money very much, and he keeps saying "just give money" on his lips.

With this purpose in mind, Deadpool has also become a "both righteous and evil", whoever gives more money will work for whomever, so Deadpool's reputation is very bad in the entire hero world, but this does not seem to affect him continuing to do so. Zigan.

For this habit of Deadpool, Zhou Ran still quite likes it. There is a saying that is right, things that can be solved with money are not things.

Zhou Ran is somewhat capable of making money. Before, the money might have been a little low, but now that the money sucker, the smart phone, has appeared. Coupled with the various steps after that, Zhou Ran will soon be short of money.

……

Another version about Deadpool who wants to die is that Deadpool knows more things, he knows that this world is fake, not as simple as ordinary people think, everyone's fate is arranged in advance, Even the fate of Deadpool was arranged in advance.

In this version, Deadpool destroyed the entire Marvel universe, slaughtered all superheroes, and finally broke the fourth wall, broke into the Marvel editorial department, took a pistol, and collapsed all the Marvel editors up.

(ps: Deadpool is really a bug, last night I dreamed that Deadpool broke me...)

Chapter 140 The Imminent War

After Deadpool, Punisher launched a frantic and bloody counterattack, Iron Fist and Jessica also began to counterattack.

Iron Fist clenched the fist in his hand, and an incomparably bright orange light lit up on the fist. He swung forward fiercely, and a huge wave of air hit out, directly overturning a large group of gun-wielding killers.

Then, Iron Fist rushed towards the killer. His speed was very fast. Facing the hail of bullets, Iron Fist's body lit up with an orange light. It was the power that Iron Fist had cultivated in the Kunlun Secret Realm, and it was the blessing of God Longshou Lao in the Kunlun Secret Realm. .

Iron Fist easily dodged the opposite bullet in an instant and came to the enemy. His invincible fist also exerted its greatest power at this moment. With every punch, a large number of enemies would fall down and lose their resistance.

Iron Fist dealt with these gun-wielding killers, it was like opening Wushuang, like mowing grass, the speed of clearing soldiers was very fast.

With both hands, Jessica directly pulled out the street lamps one after another and threw them at the killer viciously. Every time a street lamp went down, some miscellaneous soldiers would fall down.

With the excellent cooperation of several people, these terrorists armed with guns were soon eliminated.

"Tread, step, step..."

Countless footsteps sounded in Daredevil's ears, and Daredevil couldn't help frowning. The owner of these footsteps was very weak, and he didn't look like a killer at all.

Daredevil took a deep breath and reminded loudly: "There is a situation. Many people have come, but they are weak, have no strength, and do not hold weapons in their hands."

Frank looked at those ordinary people who were walking slowly from afar, with fierce faces and all kinds of strange weapons in their hands.

Frank couldn't help but frowned. There were four or five-year-old children in the crowd that kept coming.

Seeing this, Frank took a deep breath, looked at Zhou Ran, and asked, "Jake, who did you offend? Such a big battle, this will definitely put you to death!"

Zhou Ran saw those zombie-like crowds, the red-eyed crowd, as if they had been infected by a virus, and Zhou Ran couldn't help but have doubts in his heart, is this really something Obadiah can do?

Zhou Ran shook his head, sighed, and said, "Sorry, Punisher, I don't know who is going to kill me now. I thought it might be Obadiah before, but now it's probably not Obadiah." Obadiah, this kind of power is definitely not what Obadiah can do."

Luke Cage took a deep breath and asked, "What should we do now? This place is completely surrounded. If we don't knock them down, we probably won't be able to get out, but these people are ordinary people."

"Moreover, there is a high probability that there should be hidden killers among these ordinary people..."

Deadpool smiled, raised the big pineapple in his hand, and said: "Oh, please remember your identities, our mission this time is to protect Mr. Jake, in order to successfully protect Mr. Jake, I think we should kill them It's not impossible..."

"Of course, I'm just saying..."

Frank frowned, and said: "Deadpool, no, absolutely not, absolutely not, although I am decisive and merciless to gangsters, I am a vengeful ghost, but I consider myself a punisher and a hero , will definitely not act like ordinary people."

"This is the bottom line! The bottom line that must never be touched!"

Jessica nodded, looked at Daredevil, the captain of the Defenders, and asked, "Daredevil, is there any way out here? Let's retreat first!"

Daredevil shook his head, clenched his fists, and said: "We have no way to retreat now. In my radar, there are countless people coming on every road. We have only one way, defeat them!"

Daredevil paused, looked at Iron Fist Danny Rand, and said, "Iron Fist, I remember you said that you have a trick that can awaken people's hearts..."

Iron Fist heard the words, a wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said: "I do have this trick, but I may not be able to use it. This trick is very difficult for me. I have only learned it, but I have never used it."

"I can try it, but it will take a little time to prepare...I need everyone to help me buy this time, it will take about half an hour..."

After all, Iron Fist slowly closed his eyes, released the Qi in his body, and began to communicate with those hypnotized people.

Seeing this, Daredevil nodded, took a deep breath, and looked extremely serious. Daredevil raised his intact arm high and said loudly: "Okay, for the next half an hour, let's all stand together for Iron Fist. Fight for it, Luke Cage, you continue to protect Mr. Jake, Jessica, the Punisher and Mr. Deadpool, let's attack!"

After all, Daredevil clenched his right fist, took a big step, and rushed out.