The Pursuit Story of the Passerby Male Protagonist

Daisuke breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the other party didn't deliberately want to see his appearance clearly, so he didn't notice any strangeness at all when he lowered his head. .

and……

While pressing the elevator switch, Daisuke felt in his heart that the police lady just now really didn't have the observation ability to be a policeman. Maybe it was because of that that she was sent to be the front desk during the internship.

Think about it, is there a suspicious person who claims to be a cleaner without a tool but just wearing a cleaner's clothes?You can see what's wrong at a glance, but the natural dull police lady just didn't notice it at all. If it was Yukinoshita, I'm afraid you only need to look at yourself a little, and you should Report it as a "suspicious pervert".

After all, the behavior of that police lady just now really made me feel both lucky and a little frustrated...

There is no trace of challenge,

Daisuke shook his head with a sneer, and the elevator slowly opened at the moment when he laughed at the police lady who only had such an IQ.

He took a cleaning mop leaning in the corner, walked into the elevator, looked at the natural lady who was still writing and drawing at the front desk and eating snacks from time to time, Daisuke made a silent mouth .

For the IQ of a person like you, you should sit at the front desk for the rest of your life. Goodbye...

"Wait, sir, as a cleaning staff, you haven't registered yet, can you come here and sign your name."

The Fool will always be enlightened for a while sometimes, but in the eyes of Daisuke who stretched out his hand to press the elevator button on the top floor, everything is too late, he lowered his hat, the kind of villain who is a villain A sinister smile slid across the corner of his mouth, he held on to the mop with one hand, and waved his other hand in the direction of the front desk.

While the elevator doors were slowly closing and going up, Daisuke, who was the victor, seemed to be able to hear the somewhat surprised voice of the police lady on the other side of the door.

"Sir, wait, wait, no, is it possible that this gentleman is not a cleaning staff, but a teenager who came to surrender himself? It seems that it is because of embarrassment, that's why he dressed like that and said that, no Well, if I did something wrong just now, the director will say that I am not doing well, oh...it's not good!"

"..."

The smile from before was still frozen at the corner of his mouth, and Daisuke's expression suddenly became awkward.

At that moment, even Daisuke himself began to doubt his purpose of coming here.

Could it be that I really came here to surrender?

Weird! ! !

While thinking this way, he felt that the elevator stopped on the fourth floor.

Daisuke, who originally thought that the elevator stopped only when someone pressed the button on the fourth floor, heard such a serious voice through the loudspeaker in the elevator.

The sound was secondary, but the content of the sound made Daisuke feel flustered.

"Listen, people in the elevator, listen, people in the elevator, you are surrounded, you are surrounded, please put down your weapon immediately, please put down your weapon immediately, surrender yourself, fight for me, our police The lenient treatment of the police, did the people inside hear that, you are already surrounded by us, please immediately put down the weapons in your hands, surrender, surrender, and ask for the leniency of our police. Say it again, the people inside—"

Silently listening to the middle-aged uncle's voice coming from the loudspeaker, Daisuke pulled the corner of his mouth stiffly, took a deep breath, and ignored the exposure of his own voice, directly tapped the loudspeaker The instrument scolded angrily.

"Speaking of your uncle, can you stop making me laugh at the police station!!! Do I look like a person who wants to surrender!!!!!! And, and!"

Looking at the things in his hands that are weapons in the eyes of the other party, Daisuke angrily threw the mop in his hand to the ground for a long while,

"Am I the kind of idiot criminal who likes to talk about mops as weapons? You are the police, can you be serious about me! I'm here at the police station, are you sure I'm not here at the Deyun Society!!! Damn, A bunch of retarded people!!!"

Daisuke was so annoyed by the voice from the loudspeaker that he almost choked,

How did these emotional people catch Xiao Ren, mentally retarded versus mentally retarded!

And at this time, Daisuke also noticed that although the elevator showed that it was stopping on the fourth floor, the strange thing is that the elevator door has not been opened for a long time, but it is still closed. Immediately afterwards, Daisuke Fu then saw the red light showing the fourth floor, jumped a bit, and then it turned gray.

Immediately afterwards, the lights in the elevator also went dark with a swish, and the entire space in the elevator suddenly darkened.

Although, very slightly,

However, Daisuke heard rustling sounds coming from outside the elevator, accompanied by the voice of a rather mature middle-aged uncle.

"At a critical time, there was a power outage here. I'll go over there first to see. You people are here for me, and you are not allowed to leave, you know? By the way, be careful of the dangerous weapons in the other party's hands. It is not a last resort. , don’t act rashly, you know?”

"understand!"

A series of tidy and funny answers.

……

Daisuke, who was in the elevator, also understood his current situation at this moment.

First, although I don't know how he was discovered, he seems to be in a wanted state at the moment, but fortunately, the police on Toyosaki's side seem to be out of their minds.

Second, at this moment, here, I don't know if it was accidental or someone did it on purpose. This building is in a state of power outage.

Third, the other party seems to be very careful about the mop in my hand, and keeps repeating what kind of dangerous weapon it is...

amount……

Daisuke covered his head with some headache,

Are you sure these people are not invited by monkeys to make me laugh?

I'm really helpless,

By the way, I heard that Araragi's parents seem to be policemen...

Thinking of this, Daisuke frowned even tighter.

(ps: Well, one-third of today, I will send it first, it can be regarded as a promise to update the [-] words, by the way, if you think these few pictures are a bit too funny, you can take it as a side story written on April Fool’s Day, But I think this is the daily life of Two-dimensional. (laughs)

April is your lie, and it is also my April Fool's Day, so no matter what you say about me being ugly or sb today, I won't take it to heart, but I only allow this day (tears - self-deception Prophet qwq)

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But it seemed that it would be impossible for the current self to leave from the elevator at the main entrance, so he had to think of another way to leave here.

However, just like what is shown in the police and gangster dramas, if you encounter this kind of situation, at this moment, there must be a second exit, and it is a very conspicuous one, so...

Daisuke glanced at the surrounding terrain environment,

The tip of the nose moved slightly twice, and a cool breath could not help coming over, as if the surrounding space knew Daisuke's inner thoughts, but after a moment of silence, Daisuke spit out two words quickly.

"Export."

vent,

Specifically——

While sucking on the wall, Daisuke looked at the rather conspicuous iron railing above his head, and just smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth.

Although the iron railing is completely welded in, ordinary people cannot open it with their own strength.

But this is only for normal people.

I saw that Daisuke's hands holding the iron railings exerted a little strength, and at the next moment, a rattling sound was heard, and immediately after, the row of iron railings had been completely removed by Daisuke.

It seems that this should be one of the air vents in this building, Daisuke turned around, jumped in, and got in.

Although the passage is a bit narrow, it is only for one person to move forward. While crawling forward, through some gaps, Daisuke can still see a group of figures in uniforms walking around in a hurry, but at this time, Daisuke also He was not in a hurry to disturb them. What he had to do at this moment was not only to not be discovered by anyone in this building, but more importantly, to find the exact location of the heart under the blade.

But it seems that if the IQ of the policemen here has been kept in the same state as before, Daisuke doesn't think there will be any surprises at all if he can be here.

Not long after crawling forward, Daisuke saw a vent that was almost the same as before, his face was happy, and his speed increased a lot.

click,

Accompanied by the sound of a piece of iron breaking, Daisuke looked left and right, and jumped down from a high place again, landing on the flat ground.

Looking around, there are simple and elegant decorations, two rows of sofas, a few potted plants on the balcony, and two calligraphy copybooks hanging on the wall. The faint fragrance wafts in the air, which looks low-key but full of book fragrance.

Glancing at the half-hidden wooden door to the north, I heard the voice of conversation inside again.

Only then did Daisuke realize that he might have come to a room similar to a meeting room, and he listened with all his ears. One of the clear female voices seemed to say something, and he heard a burst of light footsteps walking towards him. come over.

The footsteps were getting closer and closer to Daisuke, and accompanied by that coquettish laughter, it was too late for Daisuke to rush out of the meeting room.

Now if you want to avoid being discovered, there may be only one way.

Daisuke gritted his teeth, ran over in a hurry, and stuck to the wall next to the door.

"I will forward your greetings to my father, please rest assured."

The voice inside was inexplicably familiar, but it was not Daisuke's turn to think carefully at this moment, because Daisuke had already seen a frivolous figure appearing in his perspective.

With half-length short hair, although she can't see the face of the woman in front of her clearly, judging from the relatively fashionable casual women's clothes on the other side, she shouldn't be too old.

However, the other party's vigilance seemed to be quite strong. Although Daisuke had such a weak sense of presence, at the moment he just walked out the door, he seemed to notice that there were people around him, and couldn't help turning his head.

Looking at the profile of the other party who was about to turn around, Daisuke was full of apologies.

Sorry, I have to.

Pausing again in his heart, Daisuke's hand was lightly held in the shape of a gun, and pressed against the woman's waist.

"Don't move, don't make a sound."

Daisuke tried his best to keep his voice from shaking, and also kept the "pistol" from shaking.

However, the woman with her back to her in front of her just moved her shoulders slightly when her "pistol" was pointed at her. Although she couldn't see her expression clearly, Daisuke clearly saw that her back was facing her The woman nodded silently.

But as if curious about who was behind her, just when the woman wanted to turn her face away again, Daisuke's "pistol" increased its strength again.

"Don't look back, don't think I don't know, women's photography and selfie skills are simply against the sky, just in case, please temporarily leave the mobile phone in your pocket to me for safekeeping, when I go out, It will be returned to you."

The woman was silent for a while, and finally took out her hand from her pocket, holding a delicate mobile phone.

Daisuke gently took the phone from the opponent's hand with one hand, put it in front of him, and saw that there was a decoration hanging on the end of the phone, and Daisuke was quite familiar with this decoration.

A bad panda doll named Mr. Pan,

"Hehe, your eyes look very similar to a friend of mine, but I really don't understand, do you girls like this kind of doll that makes people feel bad? I can't see how cute this kind of doll is. ah……"

"That's right, because my younger sister likes it, so naturally my older sister will like it too."

For some reason, the woman's voice always made Daisuke feel as if he had heard it somewhere before, but Daisuke couldn't remember it for a while.

"Tch, you still have a younger sister." Daisuke clicked his tongue, and just when he was about to tell the other party that the ending of having a younger sister can only be a tragedy, when he recalled that he was being kidnapped, he immediately coughed twice pretendingly, and didn't stop. To answer the woman in front of me, gently

"Thank you for your cooperation, please believe me, I will never hurt you, as long as you do what I say, you will be unscathed, otherwise, hehe, you know..."

I feel more and more that my speech has a villain flavor in it...

"Don't worry, I won't say anything. But I think your voice seems to have been heard somewhere, Mr. Kidnapper, have we met somewhere?"

"I haven't seen it before. I don't know any friends who work in the police station. I know that police officers like you all have a characteristic. When fighting against villains, they like to talk nonsense as much as possible to delay the time, and then drag it until the companions come to catch me. It’s too sweet, and don’t call me Mr. Kidnapper, I’m just a righteous thief at best.”

"Okay, Mr. Righteous Thief."

"...Forget it, let's get rid of the righteous thief, this name is also not very pleasant."

"Pfft-"

"Don't laugh, be serious, you are the kidnapper, don't give me a hippie smile."

"Yes, yes, I understand, this familiar gentleman, I just don't laugh,—cough, hehe."

"I can't even laugh at it!" Daisuke angrily pushed the "pistol" forward one more point. The funny laughter from the other party made him feel that the positions of the two had been reversed, so he couldn't help but took out his own pistol. majesty.

"It's not a joke, I just think the gentleman behind him seems to be asking the wrong person."

"Wrong question?"

"That's right, first of all, I'm not a police officer. To be more precise, I'm just a student, so if you want to ask me about this place, I'm afraid I don't know everything about it."

"Not a policeman?" Daisuke was a little annoyed and puzzled, "Not a policeman, what are you doing here? I don't know that the primary job of a student is to study. How can you get into college if you don't study? Where did you come from if you didn't go to college Work?"

"I have already passed the university entrance examination, so Mr. Kidnapper, you don't have to worry about such problems at all, and you don't think that you, as the sophomore student party of Toyosaki High School, are teaching the problems in the study room by a senior sister who is several years older than you, Don't you think it's against the law?"

"...How do you know I'm a high school student?" Daisuke realized that his pistol was a little unsteady.

"So you guessed right? It's our first time meeting, Takami-kun."

After saying this sentence, the woman in front of her no longer cared about the "pistol" on her waist, and at the moment when Daisuke was dazed, she turned around with a charming laugh.

Charming beauty, a sunny face, short black and smooth hair, and the exquisite facial features reminded Daisuke of a certain Yukino minister in the service department.

"Yukoshita? No, no, not Yukinoshita? Are you, Yukinoshita's older sister?"

"Yes."

Yukinoshita Yoshino's smile deepened a bit, looked around, and then lowered her voice.

"It seems that Takami-kun is in some trouble, and it's my turn to help—" Looking around, Yukinoshita Haruno shook his head and said, "Well, this is not the right place to talk , go with me to a quieter place first."

"Ah, oh--" Yukinoshita Yonoo pulled his cuffs, Daisuke thought for a while, now he can only believe that Yukinoshita's sister will not harm him.

Although I complained about my bad luck, no matter what the situation, Daisuke would always meet one or two acquaintances in such embarrassing situations.

But I have to say that the first impression Yukinoshita Yokino gave him was that he was much more cheerful than Yukinoshita Yukino who was always cold and rarely spoke.

Like a cheerful big sister...