girly traversal system

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"Ah, there are remains here... Also, these are clothes..." After calming down the imbalance in his heart, Urahara Kisuke once again put on a profiteer's appearance, took out a humanoid remains from the cabinet, and a set of clothes. ... I don't know if Kisuke Urahara did it on purpose or because he has a special hobby, but what he brought out was a gothic maid outfit... "Don't look at me like that, this is the only dress in this store, and it's my treasure for many years!" ...Hey, did you say it?Did you just say treasure it?You dead house manager!

"..." Seeing Kisuke Urahara holding a fan to cover his mouth, Bai Zai stared at Kisuke Urahara for a moment, then turned to a certain black cat and said, "Breaking up with him is the most correct decision of your life... ..."

"Ooh~#!"*2

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"Hey, I want to change clothes, shouldn't you go out?" Picking up the clothes, Bai Zai glanced at a certain store manager who was not conscious at all, and issued an expulsion order...

"What's the matter~, anyway, I also want to study the changing structure of your body~~well~, you just treat me as air, it doesn't matter if it doesn't exist..." Urahara Kisuke said cheerfully, his eyes flickered from time to time. In the ballroom, there are expectations that men understand...

"Think of you as air...doesn't exist...do you..." Saying this, Byakuya raised his hand and aimed at Kisuke Urahara, "It's enough to blow you into ashes... blue fire drop!"

"Uh, wait...wait! Got it! I got it, Miss Kuchiki! I'm going out! I'm going out now..."

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After watching Kisuke Urahara stumbled out, Byakuya looked at a certain black cat...

"What are you doing? I'm a woman..." said a certain black cat, licking its meat pad and brushing its beard.

"..." Speechless, Bai Zai picked up his clothes and spread a layer of ghost barrier in the room, and began to wear the remains and... that 'strange' clothes...

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End of this chapter

I don’t know why, I’m no longer in the state... I can’t write the feeling, alas... It’s time to recharge my batteries...

106 night one

Plain silver and iron.

The contract of the earth stone.

My ancestor and my teacher Xiubainaogu.

The surging wind is blocked by four walls.

Close the gates of the four directions, release from the crown, and wander at the three forks leading to the kingdom.

Declare—you are under me, entrust my fate to your sword, obey the name of the Holy Grail, if you obey this will, respond.

I swear here, I am the one who accomplishes all good deeds in the world, and Wu is the one who clears up all the evils in the world, making your eyes dim and your heart violent.A prisoner held by the Threshold of Madness.

I am the manipulator of this chain, stalking your three great speech spirits for seven days, come through the theory of restraint, guardian of the balance!

——The time has come, there are seven magicians participating, and they respectively drive the servants divided into one class, Saber, Lancer, Archer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, Berserker, to kill each other for the only one Holy Grail, this is... Xinhai War!

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"Beep~!"

"Hey! I'm seeing a wonderful place!" Lying on the large and comfortable double bed in the hotel, watching the TV in front of him suddenly turn off, a certain black cat angrily turned around and shouted at a long-haired 'maid', Trying to get up and get back the remote control machine in the hands of the 'maid'.

Dodging the black cat's pounce, Bai Zai reached out and grabbed the black cat's back, then decisively threw it back on the bed, saying, "By the way, why are you here?"

Not to mention, after wearing the gothic maid outfit given by Urahara Kisuke, Byakuya is really an unexpected match in a certain way~ (Is the head maid strong?)

With a smooth roll, the black cat landed on the bed safely, and muttered: "What's the matter? I've never enjoyed such a high-end treatment. Anyway, the room is so big. I'm afraid you will be lonely living alone. I will accompany you." You..." As if I was doing my best for you, the black cat walked lightly to the snack cabinet next to it, took out a pack of dried fish, and came to Bai Zai: "Hey, help me take this apart... ..."

"Take it apart yourself!" Facing the thick skin of a certain cat demon, Bai Zai sneered coldly, threw the remote control and the clothes he just bought from the hotel waiter on the bed, and walked to the next bathroom by himself...

"Hey, stingy!" He murmured secretly, scratched a hole in the package of dried fish with his paw, and then pressed the button of the remote control with his paw, and began to enjoy it lazily... Hearing the sound of water running in the bathroom, the black cat He took a bite of the dried fish, glanced at the TV and said, "The matter about Haiyan...I know..."

"..." In the bathroom, Bai Zai paused slightly for the hand holding the water knob, then got up as if nothing had happened and slowly took off his clothes, and said in a calm tone, "Is that so..."

Swallowing the dried fish in his mouth, although the black cat was watching TV, there was a trace of lament in his eyes, "What was his expression when he died? Sadness, pain...or a smile..."

"..." Lying down in the bathtub filled with warm water, feeling the shower on his face, remembering that rainy night, Bai Zai remained silent.

"Well, I can probably guess that he left with a smile, right? That idiot..."

"..."

Facing the still silence in the bathroom, the black cat lying on the bed slowly waved its tail and switched the channels on the TV: "Well, I don't want to blame you, after all, after I understand the situation, I also know that you didn't have a choice ...But, at the very least, he should apologize to his family, Sorazuru...she has been waiting for these years..."

"Have you been in touch with each other in recent years?"

"..." Hearing the question in the bathroom, the black cat sighed and said, "Ah, yes, we will contact sometimes... don't change the topic, please? Find a chance to apologize, I don't think Haiyan wants to see it either. To you..."

"..." Turn off the rain, apply shampoo on the head, the long wet hair and white foam covered Bai Zai's eyes,

Listening to the silence in the bathroom, the black cat lying on the bed changed its posture, sighed softly, and changed the subject: "The Expeditionary Army... the little girl Broken Bee also participated with you, right?"

"...Ah, we are together..." In response, hearing the sound of water being poured in the bathroom, the black cat was relieved when he thought of the broken bee, but Bai Zai's next words made the black cat frowned, "At the same time, there are three Division Captain Ichimaru Gin, Fifth Division Captain Aizen Kusuke, and Ninth Division Captain Tosen Kaname, the five of us participated together..."

"Aizen..." Hearing the name of the source of all the incidents, the black cat yelled towards the bathroom: "Hey, Byakuya... What do you think of Aizen Kuyousuke...?"

"Lan Ran Hu You Jie..." Wei Wei stopped the cotton towel in her hand to wash her body, but said without pause: "He has a gentle temper, is considerate to his subordinates, and is very popular in Jingling Court..."

The stylized answer made the black cat in the bedroom understand the meaning, turned around and said, "It seems that your evaluation of him... is very good..."

"..." Rinse off the foam on his body with water, reach out and take a towel to wipe off the water droplets on his body, Bai Zai murmured: "It's not bad..." Whether it's an enemy or an opponent...

……

"Squeaky" the bathroom door opened, Bai Zai walked out with a towel covering his head, wearing a large bathrobe, went to the cabinet, took out a goblet and a bottle of red wine, and sat on the sofa...

"Hey, don't patronize yourself, pour me a glass too~"

Hearing that the thinness of the woman behind her was not as low as that of the man before, and feeling the breath hugging him behind him, Bai Zai poured the red wine into the glass and shook it lightly: "...Put on your clothes first, you Don’t you know that the fat on your stomach is ugly?”

"Hey! What fat! How many men with my mother's body will drool when I go out! You ignorant brat!"

As he spoke, Bai Zai felt the person behind him loosen his arms, and a black shadow flashed in front of his eyes. He saw a wild lady with a purple hair ponytail and a naked wheat complexion lying in his arms. The red wine that was still swaying in her hand had already been swallowed into her stomach by this hot and beautiful sister Yu...

"..." Looking at the woman in his arms drinking like a cow, Bai Zai said in a low voice: "Sure enough, it's too wasteful to drink red wine for you. Do you think it's sake from a small roadside shop? Yeichi Sifengyuan ..."

"Whispering! You can only drink when you drink! How can there be so many rules! Come on! You have a sip too! I will have a good drink with you today!" He refilled the empty glass in his hand and handed it to Bai Zai...

Looking at the lip marks on the mouth of the cup in front of him, Bai Zai frowned slightly and pushed it away, and then put on an expression as if he saw the evil in this world... "Hey!"

"#!" Hey, brat!What does your expression mean?Am I dirty?

"No, you're not dirty at all..." As if seeing what Ye Yi was thinking, Bai Zai looked at Ye Yi's naked body and said lightly: "...It's just because it hasn't been washed for a long time."

"...my skin color is natural, it doesn't matter whether I wash it or not...#!" Sure enough, I still want to bully you...Holding back the muttering in my heart, Yeyi imitated Bai Zai's previous appearance, shaking the wine glass in his hand, face A proud smile appeared on the face and said: "Hey, little brother Baizai... no, it should be called little sister Baizai..."

"Please swallow this strange name..." Bai Zai expressed his displeasure at Ye Yiyang's nickname, and responded casually, "Auntie..."

"..." Although the timeline freezes for a moment, if there is no twitching at the corner of Yeyi's mouth and the "cracking" fist in his hand, it will make people suspect that the author deliberately used ellipsis to make up words (you already I'm making up words...)

"Ah~ ah~, it's really boring. Sure enough, you have changed a lot in the past few years, both physically and mentally..."

As if he didn't hear Ye Yi's deep sigh, Bai Zai leaned over to look at the amber eyes of the man in his arms and said, "Ah, so what if it's changed? Isn't it good? At least I'm no longer the one who just wants to be with you." Bullying brat..."

"...But I still like you in the past, impulsive, conceited, and very stinky noble boy, remember? When you used to train your Shunpo, you looked silly...hahaha, sure enough... No matter how talented you are, you are still no different from ordinary people at the beginning~"

"..." Looking at Ye Yi who was laughing heartily, Bai Zai squeezed the corners of his eyes and said, "Except for that barbarian's proud beating in vain, I don't remember such a meaningless thing happening. If you come to test me, it should be fine, right? The demon cat who is an idiot in cutting skills..."

"Did you really find out, the little brother Bai Zai who beat the idiot for nothing?" As Bai Zai pointed it out, Ye Yi stretched his waist pretending to be relaxed, and said: "Well, don't be angry, the soul fusion happens to anyone. It is worthy of doubt, after all, this is not the domain known to the god of death, but it is a bit..."

"Is it Xiangxu's ability?" Interrupting Ye Yi, Bai Zai blurred his eyes, and said as if he was thinking about something: "You are afraid that I am pretended by someone else, and then I have plans for the Soul World or you ?”

"...Uh, are you really angry?"

"No, if it's okay, can you go?"

"Let's go?" Looking at Bai Zai's indifferent expression, Ye Yi swallowed his lipstick and said, "No way! You are so comfortable here, since I came to this world with Urahara, I haven't enjoyed the life of a rich man in this world so much... High bed Warm pillow, fine wine, ah~~ It makes me intoxicated just thinking about it, by the way, when is dinner?"

"What do you think of me? A rich man? Find your man..."

"I told you that Urahara is not my man! By the way, little sister Baizai..." Suddenly thinking of something funny, Yeyi shook his wine glass and said with a smile: "I've heard that women in this world seem to have a kind of 'nurture'. Occupation, what do you think of me?"

"What do you want to say?" With raised eyebrows, Bai Zai really doubted whether she really knew the meaning of "encouragement"... Well, she should know from her eyes full of conspiracy...

"Hey~, I'm the one asking you to take care of me. Look at me, I want to have a good figure, a temperament and a temperament, and a good appearance...I won't lose money if you take care of me~"

"I'm not..." Bai Zai just wanted to say 'I'm not a lily', but he stopped abruptly before halfway through...

"'I'm not' what?" Ye Yi, who was like Du Niang grasping the key words for a moment, hooked the corner of his mouth to Bai Zai's neck, and smiled maliciously... "Hey, say, 'I'm not' what ?”

"Hey... Long-winded! I hate women like you who babble! And what strange things are you talking about! What can a woman do to take care of a woman!? Hurry up and go back after eating!" Yoruichi opened his eyes and turned his head to the side...

"A lot~" Stretching out his hand to turn Bai Zai's head around, Ye Yi changed from lying down to sitting, approaching Bai Zai whose cheeks were starting to turn slightly rosy, and said with a smile, "I'll tell you, little sister Bai Zai... In fact, women and Sometimes there is more fun between women than between men and women~, just like this..."

"Crack~!" Patting Ye Yi's hand away, Bai Zai said angrily, "I don't want to know! By the way, get away from me! You perverted lily cat demon!"

"Hey~, you're quite stubborn~, if you look closely at this face, it's really pretty..." Ye Yi was sitting on Bai Zai's lap, blowing on the slightly red and swollen back of his hand that was patted, and said with a smile: " Or... Miss Bai Zai, don't you have the guts? That's right, after all, this kind of thing can only be experienced by adults, and you are still young, Miss Bai Zai..."

"Hmph, meaningless provocation!" Bai Zai sneered and sarcastically said, "It doesn't matter how sophisticated you say it, it can't hide the fact that you are a thousand-year-old magic lady!"

"Heh, what a big tone, little girl..." Maybe it was the phrase 'Magical Auntie' that stimulated Ye Yi. Byakuya press to...

"Wait... you want to... Gudu... Gudu..."

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End of this chapter

I really can't find inspiration, I don't know what to write...

Hesitated, should I continue to write what I shouldn’t write... I’m afraid that my mother will summon the beast to eat it. After years of summarization, the H text is meat, the GL text is vegetarian, and the BL text is rot, and the beast is an omnivorous animal. ...

107 The Mythical Beast Has Been Fat Recently...

“Tuk Tuk Tuk~”

Hearing the orderly knocking on the door, he opened his eyelids which were obviously not so heavy at ordinary times, lifted himself up, and looked at the clutter in the room and the imaginative traces on the quilt, but was so tired that his vision was blurred I didn't care about these things, I subconsciously pushed away the feet that were pressing on me, and fell to the ground...

I don't know if it's because I just woke up, but when I landed, my feet felt numb unconsciously, and I knelt and sat on the ground weakly... What's going on?Why do I feel light in the lower body and have no strength at all?

He frowned insignificantly, maybe because he was sitting on the ground, he always felt chilly, but when he took a closer look... Strange, why am I not wearing any clothes?what about clothes...

Holding on to the table and chair at the foot of the bed, he stood up with difficulty, saw the bathrobe thrown not far away, walked over, picked up the bathrobe and wrapped himself around his body, slumped on the chair, stretched out his hand and brushed his forehead, Looking at the empty wine bottles on the table, I was stunned... My head hurts, why are there so many red wine bottles?

and many more!

All of a sudden, some intermittent dreamlike scenes flashed in my mind from time to time, and Bai Zai couldn't help but stare blankly on the chair... I was drunk a lot last night, and then I was... made to cry by that demon cat?

Although he didn't want to admit it, he still reached out to wipe his dry eyes, and slowly turned his head away...

“Zizzizi~~~”

Looking at the hot body lying naked on the quilt sucking the saliva, my body unconsciously felt a little hot... Now I will seriously recall... the traces on the quilt, the emptiness of the lower body, and the mess on the ground The clothes, the naked bodies of the two, the empty bottles on the table and the intermittent ambiguous images in the brain, from the whole 'crime scene', it can be proved that there was a violent incident in this room last night 'Conflict'...commonly known as drunken sex...

"Ha~!" Looking at Ye Yi who was sleeping soundly on the bed, Bai Zai couldn't help sighing in frustration with both hands, feeling very depressed... He was good with everyone, but why did he have a relationship with this demon cat and almost died... How can I meet people after being found out...

“Tuk Tuk Tuk~”

Just when someone was depressed because of the fact that he was 'eaten' by the person he hated the most last night, there was another knock on the door, Bai Zai adjusted his emotions, slowly lifted his weak body, Staggering along the wall towards the door...

"Hello, are you cleaning the room?"

When I opened the door, I saw a cute-looking girl wearing the uniform of a hotel waiter. Seeing Bai Zai, she was taken aback for a moment, a look of surprise flashed in her eyes, and then she held the vacuum cleaner and smiled politely...

"Uh, cleaning... um... I don't need it for now, I'll call you when I need it..." Thinking of the scene in the room, an unnatural blush flashed on Bai Zai's cold face, leaning against the wall, his eyes drifting road

"Oh...that's it..." The waiter looked at the ruddy face of Bai Zai, and saw that Bai Zai's legs were trembling unnaturally when he was not wearing clothes in his bathrobe and leaning against the wall, and he blushed immediately. Zhong automatically completed some things in the room, and hurriedly bowed: "Yes... sorry for disturbing you! I'm really sorry..."

"No, if it's okay, I'll close the door..."

"Oh well…"

Avoiding the embarrassing eyes of the little girl in front of him, Bai Zai closed the door, leaning against the door and sighing helplessly like an elementary school student who was found out for doing something bad... At this time, the other party also woke up. the...

Ye Yi opened his eyes, rolled over and stretched, lay on the bed and looked at Bai Zai standing at the door, slightly recalling something that happened last night, a playful smile flashed from the corner of his mouth and said: "Yo , so early in the morning, why are you sighing~, little sister Baizai?"

Facing Ye Yi with a hippie smile in front of him, Bai Zai pursed his lips and leaned against the wall with ugly eyes, and said coldly to Ye Yi on the bed: "Last night..."

"I slept really well last night, little sister Bai Zai..." interrupted Bai Zai's words first, seeing Bai Zai's slightly trembling legs supporting the wall, Ye Yi raised his hand to his mouth intentionally or unintentionally , licked his fingers like a stealing wild cat, and said: "It tastes good~"

"...You, are you provocative?" With a cold face, she tried her best to hold back the trembling of her legs, but the pink color on her face betrayed her uneasy mood at the moment... It was fine if she was eaten, but after being eaten Seeing the other party pretending to be a winner and being provoked made Bai Zai secretly hate himself for not being able to live up to his expectations... If I had worked harder last night, maybe... (hard work? Which aspect...)

"Hahahaha... I suddenly realized that you are quite cute like this, no! It should be said that you are much cuter and more interesting than before! Sure enough, you should still be a girl~~" Judging by Bai Zai's 'cute' expression, Ye Yi couldn't help being amused, put his hands on his body and stood up and said, "I'm telling you...I..."

Just when Ye Yi was about to say something, he suddenly felt the front leaning forward... What's going on?Why can't you feel the strength of your hands?

"Pfft~!"

Seeing Ye Yi lose his balance and dragged the quilt and rolled to the ground, Bai Zai was taken aback for a moment, then a smile appeared on his icy face, and he took the proud and trembling Queen's steps, and walked slowly in front of Ye Yi, with Looking down at Ye Yidao on the ground: "You're so naive, Yoichi Sifengin! Do you think that you can get out of your body after making me like this?... What's wrong? Why are you lying on the ground with your hands in your hands? Are you out of strength? Your physical strength has really dropped a lot in the past few years, could it be that it has begun to age? Huh la~, how about the momentum just now?"

Half-squatting on the ground, he stretched out his hand to pinch Yeyi's chin. Now that Yeyi's hands can't move, it means he's half useless. It's such a good opportunity, how could Bai Zai not seize it and vent the depression accumulated in his heart all year round? ?

In Bai Zai's hands, Ye Yi was like a tiger that had been trained to lose its sharp claws, staring angrily at a certain queen-like person pinching his chin casually, and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his eyebrows.