my sister never called brother
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"I don't like it." Lin Nianwei retorted without thinking.
"Eh!?" Zhou Han froze for a moment, "Didn't you leave a copy in the club activity room before?"
"That's not mine." Lin Nianwei raised her beautiful eyebrows with a stiff expression.
"That's it~" Zhou Han smiled brightly, and added, "I always thought you liked watching romance, but the title of the book "Childhood Friend Falls in Love with Me" is really embarrassing, haha..."
Lin Nianwei couldn't bear it anymore, she raised her head suddenly, her hair twitched lightly, her eyes were as sharp as a knife, piercing people's hearts.
She caressed her hair with her fingers, lifted it up suddenly, and said sharply, "I want to emphasize again, that book is not mine, and I don't like childish books like romance at all."
Zhou Han tightly shut his mouth, cold sweat dripped down his back, his little heart was shaking, "I remember, I remembered wrong just now, I'm sorry..."
Lin Nianwei looked at Zhou Han's timid look, looked away, and sighed softly, feeling a little bit angry in her heart - what's the reaction?Am I that scary?
"What, what!? What are the seniors secretly talking about? Do you mind if Lilith listens? Puff puff ~" Lilith suddenly found her senior sister, why did she suddenly start chatting?
She was so curious that she couldn't help but leaned over, unceremoniously lying on Lin Nianwei's lap, shaking the dull hair on her head, little stars were shining in her blue eyes.
Just like golden retrievers like to pounce on people and wag their tails to please.
Zhou Han and Lin Nianwei blushed at the same time when they heard the "love talk", feeling very embarrassed.
"What nonsense are you talking about!?" Zhou Han quickly retorted, explaining in a panic, "We're just...discussing literary masterpieces! Yes! That's right! Literary masterpieces."
"Eh—?" Lilith said in a long voice, with a strange expression and a look of complete disbelief, "Senior Zhou still reads literary classics?"
"Wh...how!? Don't I need to cultivate my sentiments? It's not bad to raise my style once in a while, pretending to be a young man~" Zhou Han frowned, and put the sticker on his face without blushing or panting. Jin, he thought depressingly in his heart, what expression does this little loli have?Is there anything strange in my reading of literary classics?
"How much did the senior see that week?" Lilith asked with her teeth bared.
"Uh... not many." Zhou Han scratched his head in embarrassment, and said without shame, "It's only a hundred and eighty books~"
Lin Nianwei was expressionless and didn't respond, she wouldn't believe it even if she was beaten to death, Zhou Han went back and read the book honestly.
Obviously, when he was a child, he had the cheek to copy all kinds of homework from Lin Nianwei, and he had never written homework or read books.
"Senior Zhou, can I test you with a very simple question?" Lilith smiled and showed her small white teeth.
Zhou Han showed an expression as if he had eaten shit, and looked at Lilith, thinking that this little girl was trying to embarrass herself?
How much ink he has in his stomach, he knows best in his heart that he hasn't memorized the Three Character Classic yet.
But now Zhou Han is forced to ride a tiger by Lilith, he doesn't want to lose face in front of the elementary school girl at all.
I am a senior!You must maintain your majesty, or you will be ridden on the head by this blond little loli in the future?
Zhou Han was a little nervous, with a "gudong", he secretly swallowed his saliva.
Seriously said——
"Come on! Little girl!"
Chapter 210 Nine Senior Zhou is wicked!
"Oh!!!" Lilith interlocked her fingers and put them on her chest. There was a small light of hope in her eyes, and the hair on her head swayed from side to side. "Senior Zhou, can I really ask you a question?"
Zhou Han squinted his eyes, raised his eyebrows, straightened his back suddenly, folded his hands, and turned his nose to the sky, accepting the challenge imposingly.
"Come on! Little girl! Let me show you Senior Zhou's talent today, hehe—"
Zhou Han's self-confidence is completely faked. In fact, he is strong on the outside and strong on the inside, and his liver trembles with fright. He hopes that Lilith can take the simple test, such as how many miles Sun Wukong can turn in a somersault.
"Cough!" Lilith closed her eyes, coughed lightly, made herself more formal, opened her eyes secretly, glanced at Zhou Han, and asked, "May I ask Senior Zhou—who is the author of "How Steel Was Tempered"?" ?”
Zhou Han trembled with fright, his face was pale, and his confident expression froze.
That's right.
Faced with this topic that elementary school students know, Zhou Han, as a high school student, doesn't know it at all. It's really shameful.
He knew this famous book, but he had never read it at all, and he didn't pay attention to who wrote it. He only knew that the author was a revolutionary man from the former Soviet Union.
Zhou Han's eyes trembled unconsciously, and he thought embarrassingly - what should I do?I do not know!Who knows who wrote it?What am I, a proud Chinese person, remembering the names of foreigners?It's over!It's over!I'm going to be despised by elementary school girls!No ~ want ~ ah!
Lin Nianwei watched Zhou Han's weird reaction from the side, feeling helpless and didn't know what to say.
"Huh?" Lilith glanced suspiciously at Zhou Han. She lay on Lin Nianwei's lap, showing her cute canine teeth and asked, "What's the matter? What's the matter? Senior Zhou doesn't know? Didn't he read a hundred and eighty worlds?" A famous book?"
Zhou Han was sweating profusely, licked his dry lips, and said forcefully, "Who says I don't know?"
"Senior Zhou, you should hurry up, puff puff~" Lilith shook her hair and covered her mouth with a smile, full of provocation.
"Ah..." Zhou Han opened his mouth, it seemed that he couldn't escape, so he could only answer lightly, "The author...is from the former Soviet Union..."
"That's right, but—" Lilith smiled brightly, not wanting to let Zhou Han go, and continued to ask, "What about the name? What about Senior Zhou's name?"
Cold sweat trickled down Zhou Han's forehead, and he stared blankly at the ground. He couldn't figure out who the author was, so he began to say nonsense, "The name is... Chadschowski."
Both Lin Nianwei and Lilith were stunned, they didn't recognize the name at all.
"Puff puff puff~" Lilith shook the stupid hair on her head, and said happily, "Senior Zhou is so stupid, I don't know this, did I never go to school? Too weak, too weak, puff puff~"
Lin Nianwei sighed secretly, thinking that Zhou Han can't just read more books?
Zhou Han covered his face, really wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in, but he was not reconciled, as a senior, he was ridiculed by a junior, it was too embarrassing.
"Wait...wait a minute!" Zhou Han raised his hand, unconvinced by Lilith's ridicule, and vowed to save face, "Give me another chance! I was too anxious just now..."
"Hmm..." Lilith thought about it for a while, and felt that Zhou Han would never think of giving him 100 chances, and then she smiled with canine teeth, "Okay, Lilith will give the senior a chance~"
Zhou Han rubbed his chin, pretending to be thinking hard, but he was actually asking Elizabeth for help in his mind——
"Xiao Yi~"
"What are you doing~" Elizabeth said with a long voice.
"Help me~" Zhou Han also catered to Elizabeth with a long tone.
"Hmm...let me think about it~" Elizabeth replied with a smile.
"Please don't refuse, it's really embarrassing to be looked down upon by a school girl, help me, this is my lifelong request..." Zhou Han anxiously scratched his head.
"Your life's request is really worthless~" Elizabeth's tone was a little helpless.
"A person has a face, but a tree has a skin~" Zhou Han said in an old-fashioned tone,
"Oh, it's so troublesome~" Elizabeth complained, and told Zhou Han the author of "How the Steel Was Tempered".
"Cough!" Zhou Han coughed lightly, his expression was calm and composed, his eyes were full of vigor, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he said confidently, "Nikolai Ostrovsky."
Zhou Han's deliberately controlled nasal voice made his accent very similar to that of a Muscovite.
He just put on a leather jacket, with a red wine-grooved nose, holding vodka in his left hand, and a thick fishing rod in his right hand, and sat on the ice of Lake Baikal in winter to fish.
Zhou Han knows a little bit of weird ventriloquism, which he used to make his younger sister happy when he was a child.
Sometimes Zhou Qiqi would cry and make noise endlessly, Zhou Han could only learn to make strange and bitter sounds to coax her.
But that was when I was very young, and I almost forgot all about it when I grew up.
"Eh!?" Lilith widened her blue eyes when she heard Zhou Han's answer. She thought it was incredible. She thought Zhou Han was too stupid to answer. The jug is right.
Lin Nianwei was a little surprised, looked at the triumphant Zhou Han, and thought—could he have read in private?Hmm...impossible?
"Hmm...you're being stupid! You're being stupid!" Lilith's hair stretched straight, her cheeks puffed up angrily, and she raised her fist in protest, "Senior Zhou definitely cheated just now!"
"Hmph!" Zhou Han folded his arms, with his nose facing the sky, and said cheekily, "My uncle is the most knowledgeable in the past and present, how could he be troubled by a little doll like you?"
"Yah!!! So angry! So angry! Lilith is so angry!" Lilith held her small pink fist in both hands, shaking it up and down frequently, baring her sharp little canine teeth,
"Humph~ Did you get the answer right?" Zhou Han rubbed his chin, looking at the angry Lilith with great interest.
"No! No! Lilith is not convinced! Come again! Come again!" Lilith was depressed and wanted to continue to challenge Zhou Han.
But she doesn't know that Zhou Han is a big fucker, if he can't play it, he cheats, it's very shameless~
"Wait a minute~" Zhou Han interrupted Lilith, and licked his lips, "You can just ask, I'll test you too~"
"Oh--!" Lilith was like a golden retriever whose tail had been stepped on, her whole body trembled, her dull hair twitched listlessly, and her face was also very bitter.
Zhou Han sat up straight, like a bad uncle, condescendingly looking down on Lilith, his heart was already overwhelmed!
No wonder young people are so good at being teachers. It’s not unreasonable. This kind of feeling from people who have come here is simply amazing~
"Primary school girl~ is it cracking?" Zhou Han showed a look like a ghost, which put a lot of pressure on Lilith.
"Oh--!" Lilith trembled, her face turned pale, startled by Zhou Han's expression.
But she was unwilling to give in, she closed her eyes tightly, and pretended to have a tough tone——
"Who... who is afraid? Senior Zhou is a bad-hearted person! He deliberately threatened Lilith!"
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Zhou Han was a little confused by Lilith's reaction.
Zhou Han didn't intentionally scare Lilith, he was just playing with his prestige as a senior.
Lilith's face was livid with shock, and she looked timid.
Zhou Han looked at Lilith who was trembling, and smiled at her sinisterly, with an ugly expression!
"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!"
The laughter of an old monster made Lilith's face even paler.
"Hey --!!!" Lilith screamed, biting her hand in fear and shaking her head desperately.
Zhou Han's face was embarrassing, and he thought with shame in his heart - as for it?I look so scary?This brat won't be playing any tricks in his mind again, will he?
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... so scary~" Lilith cried and hugged Lin Nianwei, hid in her arms, her hands imperceptibly touched the breasts of the senior sister, and rubbed them, "It's so scary~ Sister Lin! Zhou Senior deliberately scares Lilith~"
Lilith's hands were very dishonest, she kept rubbing Lin Nianwei's chest lightly, secretly showing her canine teeth, and smirked.
She seemed to have exposed some of her strange intentions, and her hands were fumbling around.
Normally, this kind of Lilith would never have the chance to get close to Lin Nianwei, let alone satisfy her curiosity.
Rubbing and rubbing, Lilith's face turned red, her expression was in disbelief, and she was startled——Wow!It feels far better than it looks!Amazing!I usually can't tell it through the clothes. I didn't expect Senior Lin to be a potential stock. I really envy Lilith~ How angry!Very angry!
Lilith blinked her big glasses, shook her stupid hair, thought of Miyazaki Airi, slowly lowered her eyes, and thought helplessly—poor Miyazaki-senpai~ Although I want to encourage you to keep working hard, but... ...It's useless at all~ Sister Lin has more potential, puff puff puff!so soft~ so soft~
Lin Nianwei looked down at Lilith in her arms, but didn't notice her evil intentions. She frowned and looked at Zhou Han, "Why are you scaring her?"
"Me!" Zhou Han's face changed, his eyebrows were twisted together, "I don't have..."
He looked down at Lilith, and found that she was looking at him with her teeth bared and a smirk on her face.
"Huh?" Zhou Han was stunned, and suddenly realized, pointing at Lilith, "She's just pretending!"
Lin Nianwei looked at Lilith again in doubt, still crying, and turned to Zhou Han with some dissatisfaction, "What are you talking about? It's really puzzling."
Zhou Han was so choked that he peeked at Lilith with that annoying smirk.
He secretly swallowed his saliva, a little helpless.
Lilith's behavior reminded Zhou Han of his own sister.
Every time Zhou Qiqi makes a small report to her parents, it's like this. It's the same in front of the elders, and it's another in front of her.
Parents are still willing to listen to Zhou Qiqi's slander, and as a result, many blames are all their own.
Zhou Han didn't say much anymore. Lin Nianwei probably wouldn't believe what he said now, so he said calmly, "Come on, Lilith, it's time for me to test you."
"Then... don't scare Lilith that week senior." Lilith said pitifully, her big glasses were watery.
"Yes, yes." Zhou Han nodded frequently, thinking to himself, he is really good at acting, three points better than Qiqi's acting skills.
"Okay~" Lilith took advantage enough, let go of Lin Nianwei, raised her stupid hair, and accepted the challenge.
"Cough!" Zhou Han coughed lightly, with the corners of his mouth turned up, intending to embarrass Lilith, "Who is the author of Jin Ping Mei?"
Lin Nianwei was stunned, and then frowned in disgust, feeling that Zhou Han's question was a little low-key.
Zhou Han wanted to take some enlightenment books from ancient China to embarrass Lilith. To be honest, he didn't know who the author was.
"It's not difficult~" Lilith shook her little head twice, baring her small canine teeth, and said, "Lan Ling smiled and laughed! Pupupu~"
"Eh!?" Zhou Han was taken aback, but Lilith replied without thinking.
He himself didn't know if Lilith's answer was right or not, so he looked at Lin Nianwei, wanting to ask, but he was a little embarrassed.
After all, "Jin Ping Mei" is a pornographic book, asking a girl, some people can't open their mouths.
Feeling Zhou Han's fiery gaze, Lin Nianwei looked a little unnatural, and said in a low voice, "Don't ask me, I don't know who the author is."
Zhou Han had no choice but to ask Elizabeth in his mind.
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