my sister never called brother

The bright moon hangs high, and the cool light brings a little comfort to the dark night.

Through the moonlight, you can see the edge of the sky, with a row of cirrocumulus clouds.

They are arranged neatly and tightly, like the thin scales of fish, and also like ripples.

Although the light at night was not very good, it was still recognized by Zhou Han.

"That..." Zhou Han looked at the sky and muttered to himself, "Remember to bring an umbrella in the near future."

"Eh!?" Miyazaki Airi was stunned.

Just when she was about to open her mouth to ask, her stomach growled inappropriately.

"Hey!" Miyazaki Airi let out a strange cry, her face turned red, and her face was as red as if she was about to bleed.

She quickly clutched her stomach tightly, her eyes flustered, and her tight lips seemed to have been wronged.

"..." Zhou Han blinked, looked at Miyazaki Airi in surprise, but didn't speak, thinking, did she have a stomach yell just now?

Miyazaki Airi's blush spread all the way to her ears, and her shame directly exploded the meter. She is in a bad mood now. She didn't expect her stomach to be so unsatisfactory, and she actually showed such an ugly face in front of Zhou Han, wanting to kill people to silence her. I have my heart.

"What..." Zhou Han licked his lips, and asked hesitantly, "Didn't you just say you weren't hungry? Why is your stomach still growling?"

"Hmm—" Miyazaki Airi got a little angry, puffing up her cheeks.

She turned around quickly and raised her small fist to hit Zhou Han fiercely.

"It's so noisy! It's so noisy! It's so noisy!" Miyazaki Airi hammered continuously, hitting Zhou Han with her small fist like a storm.

"Hey! Stop! Don't fight!" Zhou Han couldn't hold back, raised his arms to block, retreated and begged for mercy.

"Forget it! Forget it!"

"How did you forget this!?"

"I don't care! I don't care! If you don't forget, I will kill you!"

"Don't hit me yet! My arm is numb!"

"I don't care! Forget about it!"

"Hey! It's unreasonable..."

"I'm not being reasonable!"

"..."

evening.

Zhou Han's room.

The petite Elizabeth sat on the computer desk, her hair drooping like a waterfall on her face, and the golden cicada wings behind her were shining like stars.

Her dangling calf swayed back and forth, did she raise the hem of her pure white skirt?

Elizabeth was looking at Zhou Han with great interest, with a playful smile on her face.

Zhou Han rolled up the sleeves of his pajamas, and looked at his bruised and purple arms with a bitter face.

He thought to himself—tsk!Damn girl!It would be too ruthless to strike! ?

In order to vent her shame and anger, Miyazaki Airi hammered and pinched Zhou Han.

If it weren't for the bursts of hunger, it might be endless.

In fact, it's okay for Zhou Han to bark when he's hungry, who doesn't bark when he's hungry?Nothing to be ashamed of.

He felt that Miyazaki Airi had overreacted, which was a bit inexplicable.

The nervous Zhou Han, of course, would not guess the mood of the girls.

Even the embarrassing thing like someone farting, Zhou Han didn't think it was a big deal.

Most people will definitely feel very ashamed, and even if they are beaten to death, no one will know that they farted.

But if it was Zhou Han, he would definitely say - Fart is the breath of life!Is there any reason not to let go?

Zhou Han thinks that everyone is human, and they are all the same in the right places, so there is nothing to be embarrassed about.

He looked at his bruised arm, rubbed it vigorously, and sighed deeply.

Zhou Han murmured to himself like a dream——

"It's not easy being an older brother..."

Chapter 240 The Holy Light Under the Skirt

After hearing Zhou Han's complaints, Elizabeth felt a little disapproving.

She waved her little hand, and said old-fashionedly, "It's not that you are tired of being an older brother, but that you are tired of being your younger sister."

"Ah!?" Zhou Han's face darkened, his mouth crooked, "Why do you say that?"

"Isn't this obvious?" Elizabeth shook her calf and grinned, "Miyazaki Airi is more reliable than you~"

"Tsk!" Zhou Han was speechless with dissatisfaction, unconvinced, "How can you see that?"

"At least she won't throw her fist in a hurry, unlike you... tsk tsk tsk!" Elizabeth looked contemptuous.

"Don't shake your fist?" Zhou Han was surprised, then frowned, and raised his bruised and purple arm, "Can you explain to me what's going on? Ang?"

"This..." Elizabeth's eyes dodged, and her own words were a little untenable, "I don't think she usually shakes her fist at others, but she chases you hard..."

"Am I a cockroach? Do you have to hit me?" Zhou Han curled his lips, obviously not accepting Elizabeth's tricks.

"I think... I think it is..." Elizabeth paused, before saying, "Because of love..."

"Pfft!" Zhou Han shivered in fright, and immediately retreated, "I'm convinced! I'm completely convinced by your head~"

"Tch!" Elizabeth sat up straight, raised her little head, "What I said is true, Miyazaki's little rascal just hit you, which means—"

She deliberately punctuated the sentence to tantalize people's appetite.

"You are very special~" Elizabeth raised her eyebrows and said in the tone of someone who has experienced it.

"Ha..." Zhou Han laughed dryly, not taking it seriously at all.

He thought to himself mockingly in his heart——

Miyazaki Airi likes me?

how is it possible~

I think that dead girl is always looking for a chance to send me to drink tea with Lord Yan.

Zhou Han did not believe Elizabeth's nonsense in his heart.

He believed that Lilith liked him, but Miyazaki Airi...it was absolutely impossible.

"Hey, hey, what's that expression on your face? You don't believe me?" Elizabeth flew up from the table with a flick, hovering in front of Zhou Han with her hands pinching her waist.

"Hehe." Zhou Han sneered blankly, "How could you believe it? Anyway, you are looking for a few words out of context on the Internet, right?"

"How could it be!?" Elizabeth blinked her innocent eyes and said innocently, "I'm also a girl, and girls know girls best~"

"You!?" Zhou Han tilted his mouth, showing a look of disbelief, and couldn't help complaining, "Do you have a gender? Didn't you change back and forth from male to female at the beginning? After all, it's just a bunch of people lodged in the phone. Data, right? Like a phone virus."

"What!?" Elizabeth stared wide-eyed, stretched her body in the air, and chirped, "Mobile virus or something is really rude!"

"Ha..." Zhou Han smiled but didn't refute. It was interesting to see Elizabeth, who was as big as a palm, jumping wildly in front of him.

"I'm a girl now, and my mentality is no different from a girl." Elizabeth talked eloquently, trying to reverse Zhou Han's thoughts.

"Really?" Zhou Han raised the corners of his mouth and said casually, half-jokingly, "Since you're a girl, then lift up your skirt and let me have a look~"

"Eh!?" Elizabeth was stunned, landed on the table from mid-air, raised her head and looked at Zhou Han, "Are you serious?"

"Yeah, super-serious!" Zhou Han bared his teeth and grinned. He felt that Elizabeth would not show it to him. He was usually strict and self-disciplined. How could he lift his skirt just because of a word he said?

"Well——" Elizabeth covered her mouth, turned her head away, and showed a very coy and shy expression, "The evil master finally couldn't bear the loneliness, and stretched out his demon palm to me. It's so fucking, the best among perverts!"

"Do you want to blackmail me like this?" Zhou Han said gloomily, he thought in a speechless way, he was really tired of getting blackmailed even if he made a joke.

"Forget it, since the evil master wants to see it..." Elizabeth twisted her body unnaturally, rubbing her buttocks, "It's not impossible..."

"Hey, hey, can you listen to me..." Zhou Han thought in embarrassment, why can't this little slut be stopped once he gets mad?

Elizabeth began to slowly lift her gorgeous skirt up, revealing white lace stockings and evocative suspenders.

Zhou Han raised his eyebrows, and was seduced by Elizabeth before he knew it. He thought to himself, it doesn't matter if you take a look, right?

Elizabeth's originally shy expression suddenly changed, showing a smirk, and immediately lifted up all her skirts with lightning speed!

"Look! Look!"

A dazzling white light comparable to a flash bomb emanated from under Elizabeth's skirt, the intensity of which could not be indicated with the naked eye.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh—!" Zhou Han covered his dog eyes and rolled all over the ground, "My eyes! My eyes!"

Originally, Zhou Han's eyes widened just now, and there was still a little expectation in his heart.

But he didn't see the expected scene at all, instead, the white light under the skirt hurt his eyes.

Zhou Han felt deep malice, this is definitely a naked trap.

"Oh ho ho ho ho~!" Elizabeth covered her mouth and smiled happily. She seemed to have known that the bottom of her skirt would emit flash bombs. Just watching? Oh ho ho ho ho~!"

Zhou Han felt his eyes slow down, and stood up from the ground with a "crack".

He didn't know when he was holding an electric drill in his hand, and it kept "buzzing", and the drill bit was spinning violently, as if trying to tear everything apart.

"Hey! Did you do it on purpose?" Zhou Han's face was gloomy and terrifying, his teeth were gnashing, and his face was ferocious.

"Hey --!!!" Elizabeth was frightened, covering her cheeks with her hands, her face pale.

She flew to the phone in a hurry, protecting it with her body, crying and looking pitiful.

"Ugh!" Zhou Han's heart softened a bit, he felt like the foreman of the demolition team, while Elizabeth was like a poor household who refused to move.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Elizabeth said, wiping her nose and choking up, "I... I didn't do it on purpose, woo woo woo..."

Zhou Han sighed and put down the electric drill, "You said it wasn't intentional? Did you plan to rebel for a long time?"

"How could it be!?" Elizabeth said pitifully, "I'm jealous of my master! The world can learn from it, the sun and the moon can shine, and the holy light under the skirt is a setting, and it has nothing to do with me!"

"What... what setting?" Zhou Han couldn't understand.

"That's it...that's it..." Elizabeth raised her skirt again.

The dazzling white light shot out again.

"Hey! Stop, stop, stop!" Zhou Han covered his eyes and complained.

Elizabeth drooped her head and said helplessly——

"Trust me now?"

Chapter 240 Dialysis

Zhou Han looked at Elizabeth blankly.

He thought to himself—really? !Isn't it too strange to have flash bombs at the bottom of the skirt?wrong!Elizabeth's existence is strange enough in itself.

It was not her own fault that Elizabeth had tears in her eyes, but she had to take the blame, and she felt very helpless in her heart.

Zhou Han rubbed his chin with his hands, thinking.

"Huh?" Elizabeth frowned, "Evil master, what the hell are you planning?"

"Yes!" Zhou Han hammered his palm with his fist, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.

He came to the cabinet and squatted down, rummaging around, looking for something.

After a while, Zhou Han stood up, holding a pair of sunglasses in his hand.

"Qiangqiang!"

"Eh!?" Elizabeth tilted her head, stupidly unable to figure out what was going on.

"Sunglasses!" Zhou Han grinned nonsense, put it on without hesitation, bared his teeth and said, "I'll wear this, so I won't be afraid of being attacked by flash bombs under your skirt."

Elizabeth said with a blank face, "Do you really want to see the bottom of my skirt that much? Isn't it too persistent?"

"No, no, no, don't get me wrong, I'm a decent person." Zhou Han imitated Song Mingyuan's example, and adjusted his sunglasses, "We need to use a decent and eye-catching attitude to analyze your underwear scientifically and comprehensively, ah No! It's underskirt flash bombs!"

He was talking nonsense in a serious manner, but in fact he just wanted to see the bottom of Elizabeth's skirt.