my sister never called brother
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But now Zhou Han is not in the mood to appreciate it at all.
No matter how beautiful Miyazaki Airi's figure is, anyway, at this moment, his heart is not in this aspect at all.
Because he felt that he was about to face disaster.
The most stupid thing is...he sold himself.
"Uh!" Zhou Han covered his mouth, facing Miyazaki Airi's questioning, he didn't dare to speak.
He thought depressingly in his heart - damn it!How do I show my mouth?What can I do?Continue to be cheeky and deny it?It seems that I can't say it...
Zhou Han felt that he had been tricked by Miyazaki Airi, thinking that she was tricking her from the beginning, but now that she succeeded, revenge was about to begin.
"Hmph!" Miyazaki Airi snorted softly, her face was ugly, "Why didn't you talk? Continue to speak forcefully?!"
Zhou Han glanced at Miyazaki Airi, then hurriedly looked away, and thought awkwardly—I used to think that this dead girl was a real person, but I didn't expect...to use urban routines?Learning to be bad~ Learning to be bad~
"If you don't speak, you admit it?" Miyazaki Airi said with a dark face, snapped her fingers, and gritted her teeth, "Then... how should I punish you?"
"Wait a minute!" Zhou Han raised his hand.
"What are you doing?" Miyazaki Airi said angrily, thinking that he would continue to find excuses to fool the past.
"I have something to say!" Zhou Han said seriously.
"Last words?" Miyazaki Airi asked.
"No!!!" Zhou Han was taken aback, and quickly retorted, "I haven't lived enough! I don't want to die yet!"
"Then tell me something quickly, I want to see, what kind of ivory can you spit out from your dog's mouth?" Miyazaki Airi looked down at Zhou Han with a gloomy expression, as if she was looking at an ant.
"I didn't look at your...that chest..." Zhou Han said solemnly.
"Huh—!?" Miyazaki Airi's expression seemed to be looking at something disgusting, and she said impatiently, "Are you going to use strong words again!?"
"It's not irrational, I really didn't look at your breasts, but..." Zhou Han glanced at Miyazaki Airi, and said, "I was looking at your white underwear."
"Tch!" Miyazaki Airi's vigilance rose, and she shrank back while protecting her chest, "Put down your obscene eyes! Perverted underwear! It's disgusting!"
"Only the word 'disgusting' is not acceptable to me! "Zhou Han said righteously, full of confidence.
"What... what!" Miyazaki Airi said angrily, "What's wrong with saying you're disgusting? You're obviously a pervert in underwear, yet you still dare to have an opinion!?"
"I just saw your underwear and remembered some things from the past." Zhou Han said leisurely, with a serious look.
"What happened in the past!?" Miyazaki Airi was a little puzzled, always feeling that Zhou Han was going to do something wrong again.
"Good question! That's right, it's from the past!" Zhou Han cheekily climbed up the pole.
"Who asked you?" Miyazaki Airi was slightly ashamed.
"That underwear of yours reminds me of my own sister..." Zhou Han ignored Miyazaki Airi's complaints and began to narrate, "She also likes to wear this style."
"Eh!?" Miyazaki Airi was stunned, and always felt that Zhou Han was such a nonsense, where had he seen it?
"I also forgot the exact year, anyway, it was her birthday, and I gave this style of underwear." Zhou Han paused, and continued to talk nonsense, "So I was just feeling the situation, and it has nothing to do with obscenity or disgusting at all. "
"Huh?" Miyazaki Airi looked at Zhou Han suspiciously, and asked, "You gave me a birthday present...but underwear?"
She was quite skeptical about Zhou Han's words, because giving underwear or something always felt weird.
"Is there... is there a problem?" Zhou Han broke into a cold sweat. Now that the words have been said, he had no choice but to continue to pretend, "This is our Chinese custom. Brothers and sisters send underwear to each other to show that they are very close."
"Eh!?" Miyazaki Airi frowned, still surprised, "Really? Does this custom feel abnormal?"
"Ah... Anyway, don't care about these details." Zhou Han waved his hand casually, his face was hot, and he felt sorry for his ancestors, "You haven't been in China for long, and you don't understand some local customs."
Miyazaki Airi thought about it, and it made sense, she felt that she needed to catch up on knowledge.
"When I saw your underwear just now, I remembered that when my sister blew out the candles, the smiling face and dimples always made my memory fresh." Zhou Han posed sadly at a 45° angle, Serious nonsense, "When I gave her the underwear, she smiled even more happily, saying that it was the best gift she had ever received, and she would never take it off for the rest of her life, and because the underwear had I didn't intend to wash my remaining temperature, I was really touched at that time~"
Miyazaki Airi had a complicated expression and didn't speak.
Although listening to Zhou Han's words, the picture in my mind is too weird.
But Miyazaki Airi listened very seriously, she really regarded giving underwear as a local custom.
But Miyazaki Airi still couldn't help complaining in her heart - what the hell is it that the underwear is not washed or taken off for a lifetime!Is such an unhygienic habit also a local custom! ?
"Now my younger sister has left, and I am the only one left in this family, but the underwear that has never been taken off has become the connection between us. I hope she will remember me as a brother. Don't Wash that underwear, or else I'll be really sad..." Zhou Han pretended to have a choked voice, getting into the scene too deeply, with tears in his eyes, and said to Miyazaki Airi, "I'm sorry, I'm so excited ..."
Zhou Qiqi, who is far away in Australia, if she knew that she was so blacked out by her elder brother, she would definitely pick up the hatchet and have a long talk.
"Uh! It's okay..." Miyazaki Airi's expression was a little embarrassed. Seeing Zhou Han's sad look, she was too embarrassed to mention that he was peeking at her just now.
Miyazaki Airi's sympathy began to flood again, and she thought to herself—so the relationship between him and her sister is so deep?Said he was disgusting... I really blamed him wrongly.
Because she didn't know much about Huaxia, Miyazaki Airi was actually deceived by Zhou Han.
Although Zhou Han is also embarrassed to deceive a foreign friend, he can't control so much in order to get away with it.
"That..." Airi Miyazaki said hesitantly, "Can I ask something?"
"You ask." Zhou Han wiped away the tears that he had finally squeezed out.
"Is it true that you don't wash or take off your underwear all your life?"
"Uh... this..." Zhou Han thought for a while, then said casually, "It's true, this is also a local custom."
"Then if I give you a piece of underwear..." Airi Miyazaki paused, and asked tentatively, "Would you never wash or take it off for the rest of your life?"
"puff--!"
Zhou Han sprayed it out, he played off again~
Chapter 270 Zhou Han and Miyazaki unexpectedly...
Zhou Han's face "brushed", and it darkened.
Since he was bragging about being awesome, he had to come back with tears in his eyes.
"Yeah!" Zhou Han's expression was stiff and dull, he nodded heavily, "That's right! To show that I have a close relationship with you, I won't take it off..."
"Eh?" Miyazaki Airi showed a very disgusted look, and said in a strange tone, "It's really disgusting..."
"Evil... Disgusting or something..." Zhou Han blushed, and said awkwardly, "Isn't it too much?"
"Why do you have such...weird customs here?" Miyazaki Airi spoke very hard, it was hard to say.
"This...is all passed down from the ancestors." Zhou Han said brazen nonsense, and in order to avoid extra complications, he added, "However, these customs are all from the old calendar, and no one has followed them for a long time..."
"Let me just say... How could someone not change their underwear all their lives?" Miyazaki Airi breathed a sigh of relief.
She was really frightened by this "custom" just now.
If this "custom" is true, wouldn't the underwear shops in those shopping streets all go bankrupt?
Zhou Han secretly let out a sigh of relief, thinking that he had made it through.
But Miyazaki Airi seemed to have turned on some switch, and asked like a curious baby.
"Your sister is not a traditional person, is she?"
"What do you mean?" Zhou Han raised his eyebrows and asked tentatively.
"It's just..." Miyazaki Airi dodged her eyes, hesitated to speak, "Your sister doesn't know...she is still wearing the underwear you gave her?"
She was very curious about this matter, and it was hard to imagine that a girl would wear a piece of underwear for so long.
Miyazaki Airi felt in her heart that the Chinese culture is extensive and profound, but Zhou Han was talking nonsense in order to excuse herself. How could there be such a weird custom?
Zhou Han pursed his lips in a complicated mood, he wanted to redeem it.
Because he felt that he blacked out his sister, which was a bit ruthless.
"I don't think it's such an exaggeration..." Zhou Han muttered.
"Huh? Didn't you just say that your sister will always wear it?" Miyazaki Airi looked at Zhou Han suspiciously, "Could it be that from the beginning to the end...you are talking nonsense?"
"Uh... this..." Zhou Han was sweating coldly from Miyazaki Airi's stare, as if he had been stripped naked, leaving only a fig leaf, so he had to try his best to get back, "I mean...it shouldn't be. I will not take it off all the time, no matter what... I have to wash it once a month..."
"Eh?" Miyazaki Airi was stunned, and thought about it secretly, she felt that this explanation was much more reasonable.
But according to Zhou Han's dictation, Miyazaki Airi already regards Zhou Qiqi as a slob like Zhou Han.
Zhou Han was sweating in a panic, and thought guiltily in his heart—Qiqi~ I didn't mean to blackmail you, because my brother is in trouble now, so I have no choice but to block the gun.
"Okay..." Miyazaki Airi lowered her eyes and said reluctantly, "I blamed you, but I won't apologize. You were the one who peeked first, hum~!"
"Okay, it's fair now, you're not allowed to trouble me any more." Zhou Han said his conditions first, but he was very happy in his heart. Fortunately, he got through without any danger.
"I know." Miyazaki Airi responded angrily. She knelt down slowly, patted the sofa with her hands, and said with a frown, "Sit down quickly, the wound will be treated soon."
"I'm sorry..." Zhou Han raised his palm to express his resistance, "I refuse!"
"Why!?" Miyazaki Airi's tone was dissatisfied, and she said arrogantly, "I am so merciful to help you apply the medicine, but you still don't accept it with gratitude? Do you think I have nothing to do, so I don't care about it?" Did you apply the medicine for you?"
"No, no, no." Zhou Han waved his hands again and again, explaining, "I just can't trust you, what if you do something wrong and poke me with a cotton swab again?"
"No, yes, yes!" Miyazaki Airi said word by word, thinking depressingly in her heart——Is the impression of violence in his eyes...won't it be erased?As for guarding me like a thief? !
"No, I choose to wipe it myself..." Zhou Han responded forcefully.
"Okay..." Miyazaki Airi put the potion and cotton swabs on the coffee table, and said intentionally or unintentionally, "I'd better cook first, I didn't buy any ingredients today, and the refrigerator probably only has enough for me alone. "
Zhou Han raised his own brows, and was startled when he heard it—this dead girl doesn't follow her feelings...you're going to starve me to death?
Miyazaki Airi made a gesture to stand up, but just as she stood up, she heard Zhou Han say.
"Why stand up, sit down, if I don't believe you, who else can you trust?"
At some point, Zhou Han was already sitting next to Miyazaki Airi, patted the sofa, and signaled Miyazaki Airi to sit down.
Miyazaki Airi glanced down at Zhou Han disdainfully, and snorted coldly, "Hmph~!"
She picked up the potion and a cotton swab, and sat down slowly.
Miyazaki Airi no longer kneels, because she is afraid that Zhou Han's eyes will be dishonest.
Now when she thinks about what happened just now, Zhou Han has seen all her underwear, and she feels very angry and a little bit shy.
Although Miyazaki Airi's underwear was seen, which made her feel very ashamed, but as long as she was not cut off naked, she could write it off.
Miyazaki Airi is still wary of Zhou Han, God knows if he will have strange thoughts about his step-sister in the future.
Therefore, as soon as Miyazaki Airi finds out that Zhou Han has weird signs, she will quickly take precautions against him.
Miyazaki Airi understands that Zhou Han and Lin Nianwei like each other.
So much so that she felt a bit of grudge in her heart, and she didn't want to have any misunderstanding with Zhou Han.
"I warn you!" Miyazaki Airi stared fiercely at Zhou Han, "Don't peek at me with obscene eyes! Otherwise, you will die!"
"Okay, okay! I will never open my eyes secretly." Zhou Han closed his eyes and said in a serious tone, he didn't want to be poked in the wound with a cotton swab again.
Miyazaki Airi looked at Zhou Han with her eyes, but she was still not at ease.
She put down the potion and cotton swab, and first tightened her shirt tie.
Then he began to treat the wound on Zhou Han's forehead.
After Zhou Han made such a fuss, the atmosphere was not as rigid as before, and everything seemed to return to normal.
"That..." Miyazaki Airi said hesitantly while applying the medicine, "You bought that style of underwear for your sister... Didn't she say anything?"
Zhou Han frowned, and thought to himself—so this damn girl knows sexy styles, so it's not suitable for little girls?
"Are you trying to say that such a sexy style is not suitable for younger people?"
"Eh!?" Miyazaki Airi was startled, but Zhou Han guessed what was in her heart.
"You can wear it, what can my sister not wear? Besides..." Zhou Han paused, and said something from his heart, "My sister is not an airport, so she must be very nice to wear."
"Fly...to the airport..." Miyazaki Airi muttered to herself, her face darkening gloomyly.
The cotton swab in her hand trembled, and it seemed that her anger had flared up again.
Miyazaki Airi poked the wound on Zhou Han's forehead with a cotton swab again.
"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-!" what are you doing?!"
"I... trembled a bit."
"Nonsense! You definitely did it on purpose!"
"Humph~!"
"Look! Look! I guess you have no good intentions!"
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