my sister never called brother

Why do couple-themed dessert shops have to have gay clerks?

After thinking about it, Zhou Han only got one answer.

That is... This is indeed a couple-themed dessert shop.

However, it is for same-sex couples.

This feature is extremely hidden, and it cannot be discovered without careful consideration.

So Zhou Han changed his strategy at the last moment, falsely claiming that there are many gays in Jinteng Academy, so as to arouse the interest of the store manager.

It is an undeniable fact that there are few lovers on campus.

But there are many homosexuals, but it is a mystery that no one knows.

"This should be..." The store manager jumped excitedly with a scorpion tattoo on his face, "Really!"

"Yeah!" Zhou Han nodded frequently, and said without blushing or panting, "Really! Absolutely true!"

The store manager quickly sat back in his seat, put his hands on the table, and regained his composure.

It is indeed inappropriate to use "swift smoke" to describe the store manager who has the figure of a Hollywood superstar.

But just a moment ago, the hulking store manager, just like that, slipped back a little excited.

"Let's talk about the sponsorship in detail, oh well~" The store manager's way of speaking became normal and excited, and his thick eyebrows were raised very cheerfully.

Zhou Han's face was very dark, as if he had been shocked by a hundred thousand volts of electricity.

He thought speechlessly—seeing the store manager’s reaction like a gorilla seeing a banana, he must have guessed it right, so let’s call all the boys in the school gay. Let Jinteng Academy change its name today. It's called... gay Vine Academy.

"If I sponsor you, will the number of customers in my store really increase?" the store manager asked dully.

"Absolutely, there are a lot of gays in our school! The bathroom after class is full of men and boys cuddling together and having sex..." Zhou Han was talking nonsense, but in fact he felt disgusted enough in his heart.

If Zhou Han revealed that all the boys in the school were accused of being gay, surely he would become a public enemy figure in the school, right?

"Not bad, not bad..." The store manager and Zhou Han chatted more and more speculatively, and became a little excited, even rubbing their hands on their own.

Zhou Han smacked his mouth, feeling a bit bitter in his heart for some reason.

There is a hint of understanding in his heart.

There are many things that you don't have to do if you don't want to do them.

There are often many reasons that prompt people to do things against their will.

This feeling is like being a slave, and someone is holding a bloody long whip behind him, and he keeps beating himself.

Don't dare to look back, dare not complain.

You can only move forward step by step towards the fiery furnace.

Until he fell into it and struggled in the fiery red molten iron.

Shedding skin, burning flesh, burning bones.

Ashes are left at the end, waiting to be reborn.

Reborn as the person I hated the most.

It was as if the wheel of fate was rolling over violently.

Everyone is like this.

The store manager just rubbed his hands, but didn't express his opinion.

Obviously he hesitated because he didn't know whether Zhou Han's words were true or not.

It is definitely not a mature businessman to do business at a loss.

The store manager needs someone to push him behind his back before making a final decision.

Zhou Han frowned, thinking that he should give the store manager a chance to trust him.

So how to gain a gay's trust?

The method is simple.

Just be gay yourself.

Because people with the same hobbies are attracted to each other and have many common topics.

Not to mention the special group of gays.

"Uncle, just don't worry too much about sponsoring us, you don't need to think too much, you have to believe in our propaganda strength." Zhou Han couldn't help but encourage him.

"No... I always feel like something is missing..." The store manager hesitated to speak, and stroked his beard.

Zhou Han gulped his saliva with a "gudong", and thought cruelly——fuck, I'm going all out today!

He took a deep breath and pretended to be extremely serious.

"That...that...that I am...I'm gay!"

"Didn't you just say you weren't?" The store manager was very surprised.

"I... I am! I'm really gay! I'm old gay!" Zhou Han said with a forced smile, now he was bleeding, and it was the first time he blew himself up so hard.

Originally, Zhou Han didn't have much integrity left.

That said.

The lower limit of morality is directly lowered to the ground.

"Then why didn't you admit it just now?" the store manager asked suspiciously.

"How dare you say such a thing?" Zhou Han scratched his head in embarrassment, and began to talk nonsense in a serious manner, "In this era of rampant heterosexuality, I can't show it, and I will be despised by them. So I had to hide myself."

The store manager remained silent, not telling the truth, the scorpion on his forehead jumped.

"Uncle, are you gay too? I've seen it for a long time, you and I are of the same kind." Zhou Han talked nonsense while getting closer to the store manager.

"I..." The store manager was speechless.

This tall and thick guy was actually embarrassed at this moment.

"I know it's not easy for us, we need to hide and hide, but I think we are right!" Zhou Han's tone was lively, and he started to play, it seemed that it was time to show real acting skills, "I always thought that love is There is no gender! As long as you like it, you can be together. Don’t care about the secular perspective. They don’t know what true love is? Many opposite sexes are together to continue the incense and pass on the family line, but we are gay! In addition to explaining with true love, there are others Explain? Uncle, do you see what I said?!"

The store manager's face slowly darkened, and his brows were furrowed.

Zhou Han silently covered his mouth, feeling a little disgusted in his heart - if he wasn't really gay, even his own body would be extremely repelled!Forget it...for the sake of my dead girl, just bear with it...

I don't know how Miyazaki Airi will feel when she knows this.

move?nausea?Contempt? ...

It's hard to predict.

Zhou Han secretly swallowed his saliva nervously. Seeing the store manager's face turned dark, his heart was pounding. Wouldn't this flattery be slapped on the horse's leg?

but--

The store manager raised the corner of his mouth, feeling gay.

He pointed at Zhou Han with very thick fingers, as if he thought he was a domineering president.

"Young people have ideas! Insights! Guts! I love it!"

Zhou Han's face was pale, he felt his body was hollowed out, and he felt that being liked by a gay store manager was a very terrifying thing.

"Don't worry! I will sponsor you!" the store manager said decisively and domineeringly.

"Oh...oh!" Seeing that the matter was settled, Zhou Han wanted to run away, "That's great, uncle, it's getting late, so I'll withdraw first, just call us the money tomorrow morning, what's the matter?" Extra request to email, never see you again!"

As soon as the words fell, Zhou Han couldn't wait to pull the doorknob open.

"Wait!" came the manager's voice.

"What...what's the matter, uncle?" Zhou Han had a bad premonition.

"For a part-time job, come as soon as possible after the Mid-Autumn Festival, after all, it's hard to find gay shop assistants." The store manager stroked his beard and smiled meaningfully.

"Uh!" Zhou Han's expression was dull, and the movement of pulling the doorknob froze there, his mood was like a tour from heaven to hell——

I fuck dad!

Chapter 310 The Starting Point of the Second Transformation

Silent night.

Scattered pedestrians staggered past.

The high-hanging full moon pulled a dark cloud to hide her shame.

The stars tonight have no light, as if they are hidden in the shimmering clouds.

The tall buildings in the forest are lit with lights, like frightened fireflies / hazy and ethereal.

A street lamp shines on the silent brother and sister.

The two have been away from the dessert shop for some time.

Miyazaki Airi tilted her head, looking at the red bricks.

There was faint moisture seeping out, and it looked miserable and wet.

Zhou Han was beside her, muffled and silent, his brows were locked together tightly.

It seemed that there were some troubles entangled in his heart, which made him feel bad.

She has absolutely no interest in chatting with Miyazaki Airi next to her.

Before leaving, Zhou Han was praised by the gay store manager.

Said that his butt line is good and has potential.

Hearing this kind of praise, Zhou Han's whole body was in a bad mood, and he was in a state of wanting to curse.

But because the store manager is the big sponsor after all, he can't afford to offend him.

So Zhou Han just smiled very ugly, as a response.

Then, like a deserter who had abandoned his helmet and armor on the battlefield, he escaped in despair.

It was the first time for Zhou Han to be praised for his good-looking butt after growing so big.

But Zhou Han would not accept this kind of speechless praise.

Because gay.

He's not gay, and he's obviously unmoved by the store manager's praise, and even has the urge to punch the store manager's sunglasses off.

Zhou Han felt that this sponsorship was a shameful exchange.

You actually need to disguise yourself as a gay to succeed.

If possible, Zhou Han didn't want to put his ass in danger.

Because what happened to the store manager completely frightened Zhou Han.

Being fucked, even the sexual orientation has changed.

It's simply poisonous.

It seems that Zhou Han didn't think about it...

What if the store manager is actually gay, but after being raped, he discovered the true self in his heart, so maybe he started to face up to his true sexual orientation.

But Zhou Han doesn't think so much, God knows what gay people think like?

He doesn't stare at boys' butts all day, or have the idea of ​​hugging and kissing, it's really disgusting.

However, if it was Lin Nianwei, Zhou Han would be more than happy to lust for a while.

Hugging Lin Nianwei in his arms, kissing her forehead and so on, just thinking about it will not satisfy her.

But every time he finished brainstorming, Zhou Han felt miserable.

I feel as uncomfortable as a boudoir who stays alone in an empty room.

So try not to obsess about some strange things, so as not to make yourself more empty.

But this time is an exception.

In order to prove that I was not poisoned by gay.

Zhou Han planned to go back and make good use of his brain cells.