my sister never called brother
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"The answer is just two words..." Elizabeth held out two fingers.
"What?" Zhou Han frowned.
"**." Elizabeth paused, waved her hand, and projected dense data, and continued, "According to the data, the number of ** websites accounts for about 12% of the global websites, and the downloads of ** content account for the entire 35% of the Internet, you know what that means?"
"Ah..." Zhou Han just opened his mouth when Elizabeth interrupted him.
"It means that the sex market is huge!" Elizabeth paused, pointing to a projection data, and said, "The number of views of sex content is higher than that of video websites and BBC TV stations. What does this mean?"
"That..." Zhou Han wanted to interrupt Elizabeth, but he still failed.
"It shows that there is a huge demand in the market!" Elizabeth was very proud of her thorough analysis, and continued, "One-third of the browsing content is women, do you know what this means?"
Zhou Han remained expressionless and looked at Elizabeth calmly without saying a word.
"That's stupid! Explain that pornographic content is for men and women!" Elizabeth pinched her waist proudly and said with a smile, "So as long as you add pornographic content to the publication, it will be a matter of minutes to increase the popularity. Don't thank me, who told me to Blessed by the heavens, he is so smart, oh ho ho..."
"Are you finished?" Zhou Han asked.
"It's over, I now allow you to kiss my high heels to thank me..." Elizabeth raised her leg.
"I thank you for your ass..." Zhou Han said with a dark face, paused, "Your method will only make the publication be taken back for collection by a group of hungry boys. Although it can increase the popularity in a short time, it is a temporary solution. If it doesn’t cure the root cause, it will have a bad impact on our society’s reputation, and the most important point is that this is a campus publication, and all illegal content will be banned!”
Zhou Han directly used Lin Nianwei's remarks about himself to fight back against Elizabeth. This kind of verbal slander is simply not too happy.
"Why didn't you say it was a campus publication earlier?" Elizabeth was ashamed, "And what you said just now is very comprehensive. Who taught you?"
"Does this still need to be taught?" Zhou Han imitated Elizabeth's proud look just now, and said with a cheap smile, "Whoever let me be favored by the heavens is so smart, oh ho ho..."
"Evil master, don't learn from me!" Elizabeth pointed at Zhou Han and said angrily, looking very dissatisfied.
"Okay!" Zhou Han waved his hand, "Your method won't work, so go play and don't harass me."
"Wait a minute!" Elizabeth stood in front of the computer, attracting Zhou Han's attention, "I still have an idea..."
"Tsk!" Zhou Han gasped, and reluctantly dropped the mouse, hugged his head, lay down on the chair, and said, "Okay, you continue to talk, let me see what tricks you can play today?"
"Ahem!" Elizabeth coughed twice, and said, "If the content is not good, we will work hard on the headlines, which means we will become a headline party!"
"Title party?" Zhou Han was puzzled and asked, "What do you mean?"
"It is to attract attention with an attractive title. The popular point is that the text is not on the topic. For example..." Elizabeth thought for a while and said, "A certain female celebrity was kissed by a beast. After reading the article, it is actually a female celebrity kissing a puppy. It’s just a dog; or, if a girl hits a tire three times in a row, will it be okay? In fact, the content is that the girl has hit a tire three times; or, tell a vivid and beautiful story, but at the end it asks which excavator technology is better? or..."
"Enough..." Zhou Han covered his face and said, "I think if you do this, the news society will be beaten to death by the melon eaters."
"It doesn't matter." Elizabeth said bewitchingly, "Although this method is a bit nasty, many people in the press are using it, and it has been tried and tested."
"This..." Zhou Han hesitated, thought for a while, and nodded, "Okay, this headline party plan, let's take it as an alternative."
"Tch!" Elizabeth hugged her chest in dissatisfaction, and said, "I've spent a long time trying to make it an alternative."
"Okay! Get out of the way, I'll see if there's a more decent way to do it." Zhou Han waved his hand.
"I still have a way! I still have a way!" Elizabeth raised her little hand and kept waving it, "This is definitely not a dirty way."
"Then you continue." Zhou Han nodded.
"We follow the entertainment style." Elizabeth said mysteriously.
"Entertainment style?" Zhou Han was confused.
"Right now, the hot news is all about the entertainment industry. I've already thought up the gimmick, and it's called... In order to save the club, the girls decided to debut and become idols. How about it?" Elizabeth asked tentatively.
"Haha..." Zhou Han laughed out loud, imagined that Wang Linlin was dancing on the stage in fancy dress, no matter how I thought about it, I felt a great sense of disobedience.
"What are you laughing at?" Elizabeth didn't understand.
"I don't think it will work to make a senior from the news agency debut as an idol. That senior is a very traditional person." Zhou Han explained.
"Becoming an idol is just a metaphor. What I mean is to package the school's celebrities and use the popularity of celebrity effects to increase the popularity of the publication itself." Elizabeth said seriously.
"Is there a celebrity in our school?" Zhou Han wondered.
"As long as the school is well-known, Gu Bai is fine, and Lin Nianwei and Miyazaki are also good." Elizabeth thought for a while.
"Miyazaki?" Zhou Han smiled, "Stop making trouble..."
"Don't equate your aesthetics with others..." Elizabeth said helplessly.
Zhou Han thought about it carefully, and after a while, he asked, "This method may be feasible, how can I do it?"
"Hee hee!" Elizabeth smiled happily, flew to Zhou Han's ear, and whispered, "This way...then..."
The two whispered.
The next day, four people from Qingxue's office gathered together for a meeting——
"Then..." Song Mingyuan said in a low voice, "Now bring out your plans."
The three of Zhou Han stared at Song Mingyuan, but no one spoke first.
"What do you think I'm doing? Make a plan!" Song Mingyuan's head was full of black lines.
"What about your plan? As the team leader, shouldn't you say it first?" Zhou Han said with a dark face.
"I... this..." Song Mingyuan said awkwardly.
"Forget it, I'll come first." Lin Nianwei sighed, and said slowly, "I read the publications of the news agency yesterday, and I found that they have a big problem with the audience, and they should make timely adjustments to make the publications more Get close to ordinary high school students..."
Lin Nianwei talked about the plan for almost half an hour. From the overall problems of the publication to the details, she made a very comprehensive explanation, and proposed her own improvement methods, and provided suggestions for the future direction of the publication.
Zhou Han was dumbfounded when he heard it, he didn't know when the pen in his hand fell to the ground, he thought to himself, I stayed up all night trying to plan, what is it for? !
"This is my written plan." Lin Nianwei handed Song Mingyuan a thick stack of documents.
Song Mingyuan took it with both hands sincerely, and said, "You are worthy of being the gold medal consultant of our association, you really think comprehensively."
"I don't think so much, but what I think about is some suggestions for entertainment facilities, dining and travel in and around the school..." Miyazaki Airi said implicitly.
In the next ten minutes or so, Miyazaki Airi spoke out her plan. Basically, her plan was closely related to the lives of the students, making the publication more friendly to the people and serving all students.
Zhou Han looked at Miyazaki Airi and thought to herself, it seems that she did enough homework last night. I feel that Miyazaki's plan is closer to the reality of the group. It will turn the publication into a life guide, and Lin Nianwei's plan Faintly matching...
"This is my plan." Miyazaki Airi handed Song Mingyuan her folder.
Song Mingyuan took it with both hands, and said with a smile, "As expected of Miyazaki, he can always play an important role at critical moments."
Miyazaki Airi smiled.
"Ah..." Song Mingyuan looked at Zhou Han, pondered for a while, and said, "Okay! That's it! I'll go find Wang Linlin."
"Hey! Don't even ask me!" Zhou Han stood up, "Isn't the difference in treatment too obvious?! I protest!!!"
"Uh, you made a plan too?" Song Mingyuan was stunned.
"Of course! I stayed up all night to make plans!" Zhou Han said depressingly.
"Okay, tell me." Song Mingyuan said lightly.
"This is my written plan." Zhou Han took out a crumpled manuscript and handed it over. Compared with the previous two, it looked a little shabby.
Song Mingyuan adjusted his glasses and looked at Zhou Han's written plan.
"In order to save the club, the girls decided to debut and become idols?"
Song Mianyuan looked up in bewilderment, raised his head and said——
"What kind of nonsense is this?"
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"What kind of plan is this..." Miyazaki Airi complained, "Are you filming an inspirational drama?"
"It's the celebrity packaging plan." Zhou Han paused and continued, "Set up an interview column in the publication, package the popular figures on campus as idols, and use their popularity to increase the popularity of the publication itself, so that both It adds to the entertainment and adds to the fun.”
Song Mingyuan rubbed his chin and said quietly, "It's interesting, let's continue..."
"How should I put it..." Zhou Han scratched his head and said, "Celebrities on campus are too mysterious in the eyes of ordinary students, and they have even reached the point of being demonized. With this column, I think more people I know that these so-called campus celebrities, like everyone else, have joys, sorrows, sorrows, and joys, so that these mavericks can better integrate into campus life."
Song Mingyuan thought for a while, but he had other plans in his heart. He nodded and said, "This plan has been adopted..."
"But where can I find celebrities on campus?" Miyazaki Airi frowned.
Zhou Han thought for a while and said helplessly, "No matter what I think about it, I can only think of Gu Bai. That guy is not only very popular in the second grade, but also popular in the first and third grades. I just don't know if he can Can't help?"
"Tsk!" Song Mingyuan gasped, and said dissatisfiedly, "It's not that there are no idol-level people in the family, why do you have to ask outsiders, don't you have two national-level beauties in front of you?"
Lin Nianwei looked down at the book, as if she didn't hear it.
"Eh!?" Miyazaki Airi was stunned, pointing to herself, "Me?"
"That's right! It's you." Song Mingyuan nodded.
"No! No! I'm not a beautiful girl..." Miyazaki Airi unexpectedly became a little shy.
"Wow, it's the first time I've seen you so self-aware..." Zhou Han sighed.
"Tch!" Miyazaki Airi's face darkened, and she elbowed Zhou Han on the stomach.
"Pfft!" Zhou Han clutched his stomach in pain, lying on the table trembling.
"Yeah~" Song Mingyuan adjusted his glasses and said flatteringly, "Student Miyazaki doesn't need to belittle himself, except for his small breasts, everything else is great..."
"Senior, can I kill you?" Miyazaki Airi stared at Song Mingyuan with a dark face, full of murderous aura.
Song Mingyuan whistled, pretending that nothing happened just now.
"I refuse the idol packaging." Lin Nianwei said suddenly.
"Why? This is a good thing..." Song Mingyuan was puzzled.
"Idols are nothing more than satisfying other people's fantasies, and maybe your photos will be used as material for some people's sexual fantasies at night." Lin Nianwei said blankly.
"What Wei-chan said makes sense, and it's really disgusting to think about it." Miyazaki Airi frowned, looking very disgusted.
"Even if you don't become idols, you can't stop others from fantasizing about you. It's not illegal to make up your mind..." Zhou Han interjected.
"That makes sense!" Song Mingyuan nodded.
Miyazaki Airi and Lin Nianwei both looked at Zhou Han with the expression of looking at a fly, disgusting.
"Cough! I won't talk..." Zhou Han coughed lightly and covered his mouth.
"Anyway, let's forget about the interview..." Miyazaki Airi said seriously.
Song Mingyuan thumped, knelt on the ground, and said with snot and tears, "Don't! The revival of the club depends on you..."
"Here we go again..." Miyazaki Airi had black lines all over her head.
Zhou Han looked at Song Mingyuan on the ground and rolled his eyes, thinking, kneel down if things go wrong, are your knees so heavy?
"You two young ladies, please help me, okay? I'm an old man, and I can't stand the trouble. The club belongs to everyone, and it's not good to put all the burden on me alone, right?" Song Mingyuan said succinctly Emotional.
"If it's possible..." Zhou Han stroked his hair and said narcissistically, "It's also possible to interview me! I'm also very famous..."
"Go play in the mud!" Song Mingyuan raised his eyebrows, thinking, it's a critical moment, why is this guy making trouble?
"I...that's what I said, you...do you think I really want to be interviewed by others? Who cares, hum!" Zhou Han curled his lips.
Miyazaki Airi looked at Zhou Han helplessly, and thought, this arrogant speech, in fact, really wants to be on the celebrity column, right?
Lin Nianwei closed the book and sighed, "It is possible, but I have a condition."
"Say what you say." Song Mingyuan smiled happily.
"The questions of the interview should not be too private, and must be moderate."
"Yes!" Song Mingyuan nodded, then turned to ask Miyazaki Airi, "Does Miyazaki have any requests?"
"Hmm...no." Miyazaki Airi thought about it, and said with a smile, "If Wei-chan agrees, I'll join in too. It sounds interesting!"
"Okay, so do you have any opinions on the reform of the news agency's publications?" Song Mingyuan asked.
The three of Zhou Han glanced at each other, and they had nothing to say.
"If you have no objections, then the news agency's reform plan is finalized!" Song Mingyuan clapped his hands and stood up. "I'll go to Wang Linlin and give her these plans."
Zhou Han looked at Song Mingyuan whose body was a little stiff, and thought to himself, it seems that he is a bit reluctant...
"Senior, if you don't want to go, let me go." Zhou Han suggested.
"No... there's no need." Song Mingyuan wiped his sweat and said, "I'll take care of this..."
"You look so reluctant..." Miyazaki Airi looked with black lines all over her head.
"I... Am I nervous?" Song Mingyuan said with a bitter face.
"If you don't go, the club will be closed. I also suggest that you give up this commission, because..." Lin Nianwei paused and said, "People's ideas are hard to change."
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