my sister never called brother

Although this Chinese-Western mixed language sounds tingling and lame, it's all for the sake of the foreigner's understanding.

"What do you want money for, all of a sudden?" The young foreign woman spoke a series of foreign words with a calm face.

(Note: What do you need money for, what sudden need?)

It seems that although Zhou Han's foreign language is very poor, the foreigner can still understand him with his mouth and gestures.

Zhou Han listened to English... with a confused face.

Except for a few words that I understood, I didn't understand the rest, and I didn't know what they meant. I only knew that it was related to money.

Zhou Han sighed, thinking that it would be better to learn more English, and only when he used it did he realize that his vocabulary was lacking.

He calmed down, and for the first time felt that the communication barrier was really difficult, thinking that all foreigners could speak Chinese like Miyazaki Airi.

"We, the thief is fucking poor, so we need a lot of money, do you understand?" Zhou Han said in a serious tone.

He didn't even know that he had just used three languages.

Besides the crappy Chinese-English mix, there's also the awkward Japanese translation.

After the young foreign woman heard this, her dignified face finally changed a little, as if she had reacted.

But this reaction was exactly the same as Zhou Han's just now, which almost made people laugh out loud.

The same is-

Confused.

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The blond-haired, blue-eyed young woman didn't understand what Zhou Han meant?

Even with vivid body language, it can be difficult to understand.

In addition, Zhou Han's English pronunciation is really embarrassing, just like the African natives forcefully speaking English.

The young woman's expression was stiff, and her eyebrows were slightly furrowed. It seemed that she couldn't understand and it made her very uncomfortable.

It is easy to understand how this foreigner feels at the moment.

It's the same as when we hear foreigners say "Nihao" as "Nihao", it's very weird.

Seeing that the young foreign woman was very confused, Zhou Han immediately felt extremely embarrassed, scratched his head, and thought cheekily - I'm going, it's so hard to communicate, my English is so good, and a man who can easily pass level 100, she can't listen Understand?

In order to conceal his scumbag nature, Zhou Han was shameless, and raised himself up in his heart, maybe he didn't know the exact level of English...

The blond-haired, blue-eyed young woman calmed down a bit, still maintaining her elegance and dignity, and asked patiently——

"Sorry, do you speak English?"

(Sorry, can you speak English?)

Zhou Han was confused, blinking his eyes, as if he didn't understand.

But he still figured out the meaning based on the words.

"You, can you speak Chinese?"

"???" The foreign young woman was full of question marks, as if she had eaten something inexplicable.

"Ah...it's just a girl, ah bah! Chinese... Is it OK?" Zhou Han kept making gestures in front of the young woman, trying to make her understand.

The blond foreign young woman understood the meaning, smiled and shook her head, "Sorry, I can't speak English."

(Sorry, I don't speak Chinese.)

"..." After Zhou Han understood the meaning, he felt dizzy for a while, and planned to try for the last time, using all the words he had learned in his life to form a sentence——

"We, need, many, money, please, give, me, you know?"

Zhou Han did not combine Chinese and Western for the first time this time. Instead, words popped out of his mouth one by one, extremely stiff, and even the expression of meaning was not very accurate, and it was a bit like robbery.

The blond young woman frowned, still very puzzled, desperately trying to understand Zhou Han's meaning in her head, probably knowing that the boy in front of her wanted money, and then she said——

"Why do you need money?"

Zhou Han's expression became tangled in an instant, and he scratched his hair. This was the first time he encountered such a thing, and he didn't know how to deal with it at all.

The parents next to them were watching the fun, and almost laughed out loud.

Zhou Han blushed, feeling as if countless feathers were teasing him all over his body, extremely itchy.

He also knows that this kind of thing is very embarrassing, it's better not to touch this obstinately.

After trying many times, he intends to get past the foreigner.

"Cough!" Zhou Han coughed lightly, pondered for a while, scratched his head and said, "Oh, there are too many illiterate foreigners, they are really speechless, they can't communicate at all~"

The cheeky Zhou Han in the later period was invincible. He directly blamed himself for being a scumbag on the head of the blond young woman without any hesitation.

Zhou Han shook his head helplessly, and turned around sanctimoniously.

But he saw Lilith with blond hair looking at him.

Lilith held a lot of snacks in her arms, colorful and dazzling.

She looked like she was going to buy snacks, and she just came back not long ago.

The dull hair on Lilith's head swayed from left to right, unable to stop at all.

Zhou Han looked surprised, and asked strangely, "Why are you here? Don't you know that students are not allowed to go to the third floor?"

Lilith didn't speak, but ate the lollipop by herself, spitting it back and forth in her mouth.

"Huh?" Zhou Han raised his eyebrows, thinking it was strange that Lilith was so quiet and silent.

Lilith came back for a while, and saw Zhou Han talking to her mother from a distance.

When she walked in, she heard Zhou Han's last words - "Too many foreigners are illiterate."

Lilith was very angry, she was talking about her mother, even the harmless little loli was depressed at the moment.

It's a bit like turning into the black-bellied loli in the movie "Hard Candy", who wants to tie Zhou Han up every minute and slowly torture her.

Zhou Han frowned, feeling a little wrong, logically speaking, this bear doll should be cute as soon as it came up, "Lilith?"

Lilith didn't speak, she had a lollipop in her mouth, she didn't look changed.

But the dull hair on the head is straighter than straight, like an antenna, maybe it is already full of mysterious energy at this time, and it is about to explode! ?

Lilith bowed slightly, holding snacks in her arms and reluctant to put them down, looking like an athlete starting a run.

"Damn it!?" Zhou Han was taken aback, not knowing what kind of fool Lilith was going to play.

Lilith's momentum changed, and Xiao Baisi kicked her short legs.

Layers of fly ash splashed in a trance under the feet, like special effects in a movie.

Like a swift cheetah (feeding a cub), Lilith suddenly became a junior, and aimed at Zhou Han's loneliness, with a blow - little loli's head hammer!

"Idiot senior has a thick skin!"

"Pfft!" Zhou Han's eyeballs protruded.

Feeling stuffy in the abdomen, all internal organs will be pushed out of the body by this head hammer.

Zhou Han spun around in circles, dizzy, his eyes were full of little stars.

He was dazzled for a while, his feet were unsteady, and he fell unconsciously into the arms of the blond young woman.

Coincidentally, Zhou Han's face was also buried in the young woman's breasts, tightly wrapped by the soft, slippery breasts.

While panting, he felt it was difficult to breathe, and subconsciously sniffed an unknown perfume.

Zhou Han only felt that it smelled good, but he felt dizzy.

It turned out that due to the strong breathing, my nose was like a thin plate, which was close to the skin of my chest, and I couldn't breathe, resulting in hypoxia.

Zhou Han was flustered and breathed with his mouth, but because he was buried in his chest and the space was narrow, his mouth involuntarily became like a suction cup, and it took a sharp hit.

He actually sucked the plump jade rabbit of a young foreign woman! ?

Zhou Han's body froze, his face turned pale, and his brain seemed to have received a world-shattering shock - what the hell!Fuck!Fuck!

The surrounding melon-eating parents were stunned, unable to speak out in astonishment.

Lilith also looked shocked, as if her soul had come out of her body, and turned into a piece of white paper in a blink of an eye, messing up in the wind.

Zhou Han only felt that he was riding a mud horse, galloping in the vast Mahele Gobi under the setting sun!

The blond-haired young woman blinked her big blue eyes, her eyelashes flickered, and then a faint blush appeared on her face, feeling very embarrassed.

She frowned, shaking her chest in a strange way.

The plump breasts of mature women are full of elasticity, and European women are really strong.

Just as Zhou Han buried himself in his chest, he directly——

Bounced up by the chest.

It bounced.

coming.

……

In a hurry, Zhou Han quickly stabilized his figure, his face flushed.

Shock was written all over his eyes, and the smell of perfume was still lingering on the tip of his nose.

Zhou Han was stunned for a long time, not knowing what to say.

He stammered and said only one sentence incoherently——

"My, my, my... oh my god!"

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Zhou Han's mind is like a blank sheet of paper.

Looking straight at the chest of the blond young woman, her face was filled with disbelief.

If you ask him now, what does it feel like to be bounced by the big sister's chest?

Perhaps Zhou Han would smile strangely, give a thumbs up, and say without hesitation—do you still need to ask?Of course it's cool~

But although Zhou Han thought so in his heart, he didn't show it, otherwise it would be too embarrassing.

Zhou Han thought about it for a while, his eyes were full of flesh color.

He felt his nose heat up and had the urge to spurt blood.

The blond-haired and blue-eyed young woman, although her face was embarrassed, was someone who had experienced it anyway, and she was very self-restraining. She didn't say much, but smiled slightly, and adjusted her purple evening dress by the way.

Zhou Han breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this foreigner was going to get mad?

He looked away, scratched his scalp, and apologized in broken English.

"I...I'm sorry..."

"It's okay." The blond young woman smiled and shook her head. It was a misunderstanding, and the foreigner didn't intend to care about it.

Zhou Han nodded, and smiled kindly with his mouth crooked, as a response.

Then he turned his head and glared at Lilith, and said angrily, "Lilith! What are you doing!?"

Lilith came back to her senses, the stupid hair on her head swayed again, showing her sharp canine teeth, and said hostilely, "Senior Zhou deserves it! Who told you that my mother is illiterate, she just hasn't learned Chinese!"

This beautiful blond woman is Claudia, Lilith's mother, from England, her family is a hereditary nobleman, but in modern times, these things left over from history are difficult for people to accept.

The old aristocrats kept the rules and habits of the last century, behaved strangely and arrogantly, which was out of tune with the rhythm of modern people.

But Zhou Han felt that Lilith's mother had a good personality and was very amiable.

"What!?" Zhou Han was stunned, three question marks flashed above his head, "Your mother?"

"Yeah~!" Lilith placed the snacks, unable to akimbo, her small chin raised high.

Zhou Han blinked his eyes, looked at Claudia's plump breasts, then at Lilith's small breasts, and then opened his mouth—oh my god!It's unbelievable!

He felt that Lilith hadn't inherited good genes from her mother.

If Lilith hadn't admitted it herself, I'm afraid Zhou Han wouldn't even believe this fact.

But Lilith is still young, so she can't grow slowly...

"Baby~" Claudia smiled and opened her arms to Lilith.