my sister never called brother

The beard trembled, seeing Zhou Han shivering, it was very cute.

"Why so big? It's too small..." Zhou Han was a little disappointed.

This lop-eared rabbit was at most as big as the palm of an adult male, and according to Zhou Han's understanding, it could be eaten in just two bites.

"How big do you want?" The boss explained with an ugly face, and wanted to bombard Zhou Han again.

"At least two people should eat, right?" Zhou Han spread his hands and told the truth.

The lop-eared rabbit trembled all over when he heard it, and immediately turned over, belly up, and began to play dead.

This rabbit may understand what Zhou Han said, and maybe he wants to escape in this way.

"Oh!" Zhou Han was startled, and pointed at the lop-eared rabbit in the cage, "Did the boss make a mistake? The sick rabbit is dead..."

The boss's face turned black, and the veins on his forehead twitched in anger. Who would shake a dead rabbit before?

"Are you going to buy it or not? If not, get out!"

"I'll buy it, how much?" Zhou Han took a closer look at the lop-eared rabbit, and found that there seemed to be no problem, but he didn't understand what he was trying to do by pretending to be dead?

As long as the rabbit is fine, he wants to pay quickly to prove that he is not lying and that he really came to buy the rabbit.

"Twenty dollars."

"..."

Zhou Han was stunned, then laughed.

"Not buying!"

"My mother..." The boss's anger was completely detonated. I have seen such a cheap one, but I have never seen such a cheap one!

From the very beginning, he tried his best to introduce it, and it took most of the day. In the end, Zhou Han replied with two words "don't buy", which made the boss very angry.

The boss turned around and picked up the mop, intending to use force to teach this annoying brat a lesson.

But when he looked up, he found that Zhou Han was running faster than a rabbit, and he disappeared in a flash.

The boss was messed up in the cold wind, stunned for a long time, threw the mop away, and muttered angrily——

"I fucking..."

Chapter 440 Conspiracy

After Zhou Han escaped from the pet shop, he ran all the way, still swearing——

"Fuck! F*ck! F*ck!"

It's not that Zhou Han doesn't want to buy that lop-eared rabbit, but that he doesn't have enough money in his pocket.

Buying a rabbit for 1000 yuan is like a joke to Zhou Han.

Wouldn't it be so expensive to ask for a roasted whole rabbit at a barbecue restaurant?

Zhou Han felt that he was defeated by poverty and couldn't afford it at all.

If you buy it, half a month's living expenses will be in vain...

Zhou Han looked back, seeing that the owner of the pet shop hadn't chased him out, he was immediately relieved.

He stopped slowly, took a few breaths, and took a rest.

Zhou Han thought that the furious owner of the pet shop would chase him out and beat him up.

He also felt embarrassed, obviously the uncle tried his best to introduce him, but he insisted on not wanting it, making it look like he was playing tricks on others.

"Ah..." Zhou Han sighed, it's not that he didn't want to buy it, it's just that...the money is too shy...

The style is light and the autumn is refreshing.

Remnant clouds wiped across the blue sky, rolling up layers of smoke.

On the day of Mid-Autumn Festival, I feel that everything is inappropriate.

Zhou Han thought about it and decided to ask Elizabeth.

"Little Yi..."

"Huh?" Elizabeth responded in her head.

"Can you swipe a few more zeros on my bank card?" Zhou Han asked shamelessly, a little excited.

If it is possible, every minute is as rich as an enemy, and the rhythm of beating Bill Gates.

Zhou Han felt very excited just thinking about it.

"Hmm..." Elizabeth seemed a little hesitant, and said casually, "But how many extra zeros are still zero? The amount will not increase."

"You..." Zhou Han's face darkened, and he became unhappy, "Don't play word games, you must understand what I mean, don't play tricks."

"Yes, yes, but my concealment ability is not very good. If I add a few more zeros to you today, there will definitely be investigators looking for you tomorrow." Elizabeth explained helplessly.

"Alas..." Zhou Han sighed, quite disappointed.

He thought to himself, what should we do?

It was Airi Miyazaki who bought the rabbit.

Zhou Han also hoped to use rabbits to repair the damaged long-term meal tickets.

If it's a rabbit thing, it's gone.

He might be despised by Miyazaki Airi, and she might even doubt his ability as an older brother.

Zhou Hanchao cares about his image as a brother.

Because there are only a few advantages that can be used all over the body, and if you are hacked, you have nothing.

Zhou Han was a little worried. This feeling was like losing his schoolbag when he was a child, and then he dared not go home for fear of being beaten by his mother.

"Why go back and explain to that dead girl?"

Zhou Han had already thought of what Miyazaki Airi would say when he returned home...

A small theater played out in my mind——

Zhou Han returned home empty-handed.

"No, rabbits are too expensive, I can't afford them..."

"Huh!?" Miyazaki Airi frowned, showing contemptuous eyes, "Are you an idiot?"

"Eh?" Zhou Han was stunned, his face full of innocence.

"You can't even do such a simple thing? It's really useless~" Miyazaki Airi smiled contemptuously, showing a look of rubbish.

"I..." Zhou Han was weeping, hesitant to speak.

"I advise you not to call yourself a big brother in the future, because you can't even buy a rabbit, so what face is there to be a big brother?" Miyazaki Airi covered her mouth and said with a very mocking laugh, "It really makes people laugh out loud , oh hehehe~!"

……

Zhou Han shuddered and regained his senses.

He secretly swallowed his saliva, feeling that the brain supplement just now was really terrifying.

Zhou Han didn't want to fail, and being dominated by his sister's disgusted eyes, that feeling was worse than death.

He felt that it was necessary to shed his own blood in order to protect his brother's tall image.

Even if 1000 yuan is equivalent to half a month's living expenses, compared to the great image of the single-core brother, it is just a drizzle.

Zhou Han turned around stiffly, showing the expression of a death squad, and walked towards the pet shop step by step.

It was as if a sandbag weighing a thousand catties was tied to his body. Every time he took a step forward, he seemed to be full of strength, making it hard for people to watch.

In fact, every time Zhou Han took a step closer to the pet store, his heart was bleeding—my money...

Zhou Han has already seen the hard life that he is about to eat dirt.

"Does it have to cost money to buy a rabbit?"

Elizabeth's voice rang in her head.

"Ah!?" Zhou Han stopped and asked in surprise, "What do you mean?"

"Don't you have new abilities now? What are you keeping them for? Use them!" Elizabeth said confidently.

"You mean..." Zhou Han was a little confused, and then a flash of inspiration came to his mind, and he suddenly realized, "Let me pretend to be a hooligan to snatch rabbits?"

"Tsk!" Elizabeth was speechless, as if very dissatisfied.

"Isn't that bad? A local ruffian snatches a lop-eared rabbit, this picture is a bit weird..." Zhou Han frowned.

He thought for a while about a rogue with a fleshy face, and went to a pet store to snatch a rabbit. No matter how you look at it, it's a bit cute, and you can even say... a little too girly.

"Didn't I ask you to grab it, don't you know how to seduce?" Elizabeth said angrily.

"You mean..." Zhou Han thought for a while, then tentatively said, "Make me a sexy beauty, then seduce that pet shop owner, and finally get that stupid rabbit for free?"

"That's right!" Elizabeth agreed.

"But can it be successful? If the boss finds my big dick, won't he be scared to death? Or maybe the boss became very excited when he found out my big dick, and my asshole failed or something... ..." Zhou Han was very worried.

The world is so big, full of wonders, God knows if the owner of the pet shop will have a different kind of excitement, that is, he likes sexy beauties with big tits?

Zhou Han didn't want to be fucked. Although he hadn't tried it, he heard it was super painful.

"It seems that you don't understand the essence of seduction~" Elizabeth said very mysteriously, like an experienced sex hunter.

"I hope sister Xiaoyi can enlighten me..." Zhou Han was very puzzled, so he could only humbly ask Elizabeth for advice.

Maybe Elizabeth has a unique way to break the deadlock.

Zhou Han thinks that a dead horse can be treated as a living horse doctor, and it won't hurt to try it.

"The highest state of seduction is to live among thousands of flowers without a single leaf touching your body." Elizabeth mused like an expert in the world.

"Let's put it in a simple way." Zhou Han frowned, dissatisfied that Elizabeth still likes to keep secrets at this time.

"Even if many people are tempted by you and are willing to pay for you, and you leave indifferently, they have nothing to do with you." Elizabeth explained in plain language.

Zhou Han thought about it for a while, and thought it made sense.

But how to seduce successfully without making yourself suffer?

Zhou Han thought about it, and suddenly a memory came to his mind.

Not only can he get out of his body, but he can also get the rabbit.

This strategy of killing two birds with one stone is a bit shameless and embarrassing.

It takes Zhou Han to face an uncle who cheats on him.

Zhou Han felt a little disgusted thinking about it, and he didn't want to do it, but for the sake of Miyazaki Airi's rabbit, he could only let go of his shame first.

"Evil master, is there a solution?" Elizabeth asked in her mind.

"Yes..." Zhou Han and Elizabeth secretly planned the white rabbit with empty gloves——

"We do this... this... and this..."

"As expected of the master of all evil, tall, really tall~"

PS:

This month's monthly pass should be stable, so let's release Lin Nianwei's character in advance, and hope everyone can continue to support me next month.

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Chapter 440 Six Rewards and Changes

Zhou Han planned to go back to the door of the pet shop, but he needed to change his posture.

He thought for a while that if he wanted to seduce the owner of the pet shop, maybe it would be useless to become a little girl, he could only become a slightly more mature woman, and then he couldn't help but start the offensive.

There are not many mature women who can impress Zhou Han, my mother, Lilith's mother Claudia, and a teacher Dong Yingxue.

Zhou Han can't do it to seduce others with the attitude of a mother, it is really too rebellious, and I feel sorry.

As for Lilith's mother...

Zhou Han's face was a little red, and he still remembered that he buried his head in Claudia's plump breasts, and then was bounced up abruptly.

Although Claudia is very suitable, but that elegant image is really not suitable to appear in the downtown area of ​​this city, it seems out of place and full of sense of disobedience.

Then only teacher Dong Yingxue is left, she looks like a big sister, very good, especially the hot body that has been exercised all the year round, it is really the first choice to use the art of seduction.