my sister never called brother

"Stop laughing! Introduce yourself!" Song Mingyuan wiped his sweat. This little apprentice of his offended everyone at the first meeting. What will he do in the future?

"My name is Lilith King Clodia, I'm from the UK, and I'm a first-year freshman. Half an hour ago, my dream was to travel around the world. Now my dream is to read Master's pornographic books. After that, I still have a dream. I didn't think about it, puff puff!" Lilith smiled with her small canine teeth, blinked at the crowd, and said loudly——

"Seniors! Please take care of me!"

It seems that Qingxue Office will not be peaceful in the future...

Chapter 42 I choose the one with big breasts

After Lilith introduced herself, no one said a word, and there was an inexplicable silence, because everyone was deeply hit by her nonsense and hadn't recovered yet.

Lin Nianwei was annoyed by Lilith's "sultry" sentence, and it was the first time that she was described by others with this word.

Although angry, Lilith is a school girl, young and ignorant, Lin Nianwei comforted herself in her heart, trying to suppress her anger.

Miyazaki Airi's face was pale, she looked at the ceiling, her soul was already out of her body, she was a senior at any rate, she was mocked by a loli, obviously she couldn't accept it...

Zhou Han's face was as dark as Bao Qingtian's, and he was obviously very angry. He thought, does the word stupid describe me?I am a cosmic handsome man with both wisdom and beauty, who said I am stupid?Are her eyes on her ass?

Song Mingyuan wiped off his sweat, looked at Lilith who was smiling beside him, and thought, sure enough, everyone was hit by her, can she correct the problem of her ignorant speech?I was hit harder than everyone else, and everyone's ability to withstand stress is unexpectedly weak...

Lilith once attacked Song Mingyuan and said, "Master, I have read many pornographic books about your wife, but every time the hero is not you? Do you really like psychopaths with green hair?"

Hearing these words, Song Mingyuan vomited three liters of blood on the spot.

Thinking about it now, the trauma in my heart still hurts.

Song Mingyuan stroked his chest helplessly, and said with a forced smile, "Lilith has finished introducing herself, please give me a warm welcome! Don't be so deserted, okay?"

"Puff puff!" Lilith laughed heartlessly.

"Oh." Lin Nianwei tilted her head, responded coldly, raised her eyebrows, and said, "Anyway, I'm boring, and being cold proves that I'm very welcome..."

"This..." Song Mingyuan had black lines all over his head, unable to refute.

"Is it because I have small breasts that I have no right to speak? Then I welcome her spiritually. After all, the 17-year-old me and the 12-year-old loli are the same...the same...the same..." Miyazaki Airi was miserable Smile, then continue to be in a daze.

"It's different! It's different!" Lilith waved her hands repeatedly.

"Eh!?" Miyazaki Airi was stunned.

very good!That's it!Stupid apprentice finally realizes that he should say something nice, hurry up and coax your Miyazaki-senpai!Song Mingyuan thought happily in his heart, he never expected Lilith to be enlightened!

"Just now I took a closer look. Miyazaki-senpai's breasts are sunken, and my boobs are protruding, so my breasts must be bigger than Miyazaki-senpai's! Puff puff!" Lilith smiled. explain.

Miyazaki Airi looked at her elementary school girl expressionlessly, and instantly petrified.

"Ah..." Miyazaki Airi lay down on the table and said hopelessly, "I really want to die..."

Zhou Han and Lin Nianwei looked at Miyazaki Airi lying on the table sympathetically, and they thought at the same time, it's really miserable...

Can Lilith say good things?I really think too much... Song Mingyuan has black lines all over his head.

"Miya... Miyazaki classmate?" Song Mingyuan wanted to comfort Miyazaki Airi.

"Can you shut your stinky mouth? Don't worry about me..." Miyazaki Airi said weakly as she lay on the table.

"Okay... okay..." Song Mingyuan was embarrassed.

Zhou Han withdrew his gaze from Miyazaki Airi, looked at Lilith, frowned and said, "Welcome newcomers, but let me stress one point, I'm not stupid."

"Among Lilith's words, this sentence seems to be correct..." Song Mingyuan looked serious.

"Lilith also thinks that she is right, puff puff!" Lilith giggled.

"You two..." Zhou Han's face darkened.

"Lilith just owed her a little bit. In fact, she didn't mean anything malicious..." Song Mingyuan also wanted to say something nice for Lilith so that she could integrate into this new society.

Although Song Mingyuan really wanted to turn the tide and change everyone's impression of Lilith, but everyone's cold reaction made him unable to find a good entry point.

Lilith looked at the reactions of Zhou Han and the other three, covered her mouth and laughed, "Puff, in Chinese, does senior Zhou Han think stupid is a derogatory term?"

"It's not derogatory, is it still a compliment? I don't read much, so don't lie to me..." Zhou Han raised his eyebrows.

"Of course it's a compliment!" Lilith insisted, "My Chinese teacher once said that great wisdom is like a fool, which refers to people who are truly talented. They will look stupid and won't show their sharpness. Your great wisdom, that's why I call you stupid."

"That's it...haha..." Zhou Han scratched his head awkwardly and smiled, "If you are stupid, be stupid, think about it, it suits me..."

"Pfft!" Song Mingyuan spat out, thinking in disbelief, this is accepted?

"It's a compliment to say Miyazaki-senpai has a flat chest." Lilith said with her small canine teeth showing.

Miyazaki Airi, who was lying on the table, moved her ears, obviously listening carefully.

"Sleeping with a flat chest will not feel oppressive, wearing clothes will not look pornographic, and running will not be choppy. I heard that there is an American athlete who broke his ribs while running because his chest was too big. And there is a country that regards flat chest as beautiful. , called Peru, is a famous tourist destination, Miyazaki-senpai went there, she is definitely a national idol, puff puff!" Lilith smiled.

Miyazaki Airi, who was lying on the table, sat up straight, swept away the unhappiness before, and said, "It sounds weird, but it feels good."

Song Mingyuan blushed and thought, no way?Miyazaki actually accepted the fact that he has a flat chest! ?

"There is also Senior Lin." Lilith looked at Lin Nianwei and said, "Lilith said that Senior Lin is boring, but she just wanted to say that although Senior Lin is calm on the outside, she is full of rational thinking and profound connotations inside, she is an out-and-out perfect Strong woman!"

Lin Nianwei pinned her hair to her ears, and said calmly, "Although there is suspicion of changing the concept, but the words are okay..."

real or fake! ?Lin Nianwei also compromised?Song Mingyuan was out of his mind.

"I just showed my sense of humor before, but the seniors didn't seem to notice it." Lilith shrugged helplessly.

"I know." Lin Nianwei said so, but there was something wrong with her eyes.

"I...Of course I know too! The flat chest joke is quite funny, haha..." Miyazaki Airi laughed dryly.

"A stupid person like me has already seen through everything..." Zhou Han blushed.

"You can see it too? Are you lying to ghosts?" Song Mingyuan complained about Zhou Han.

"Do I have to say it when I see it? Do you have to be low-key and don't understand? You don't have great wisdom like me." Zhou Han complained back cheekily.

Song Mingyuan's black hair was as disgusting as eating a fly, and secretly sighed that Zhou Han was shameless.

He looked at Lilith, who was baring her canine teeth and smiling, and couldn't help feeling that Lilith's jumping thinking was really confusing. One second she mocked everyone, but the next second her thinking changed, and the ridicule instantly turned into a compliment. , Maybe until the last moment, no one knows what she is thinking, and does not know whether it is a good thing or a bad thing for her to join the firm?

"Puff puff puff!" Lilith looked at Song Mingyuan, bared her little canine teeth, and smiled. The golden hair against her lovely face made people feel a little dazzling.

Song Mingyuan was stunned, smiled, and thought to himself, forget it, whether it is good or bad, Lilith should have her own ideas. Maybe when the society is in an impasse, only she, as an unstable factor, can break it...

"Ah... that's right!" Song Mingyuan thought of something and asked wonderingly, "Why did you come to school? I remember that the military training is still a week away, right?"

"Stare—" Everyone stared at Lilith.

"Uh... this..." Lilith was a little embarrassed to be stared at by everyone, she was sweating coldly, thinking, wouldn't it be embarrassing to say that she was dismissed by the instructor and sent back?

Lilith rolled her eyeballs, thinking about it.

"Cough...cough cough cough..." Lilith coughed as if she was seriously ill, and said hoarsely, "I am seriously ill, my legs are paralyzed, and I also suffer from acute heart disease, stomach cancer, advanced Parkinson's, and the most fatal Yes, I still have the double blessing of cerebral palsy and tumor, and I am almost mentally retarded! Hey..."

Lilith took out a handkerchief and covered her mouth, coughing non-stop, sitting on the ground, looking at her leg in disbelief, and said tearfully, "My leg! What's wrong with it? Why am I unconscious..."

"You are really a living inspirational film..." Song Mingyuan raised his forehead.

Lilith frowned.

"They are all life-threatening diseases. Are you still alive to fight poison with poison?" Lin Nianwei looked at the book without looking up.

"This..." Lilith blushed.

"The acting skills are not good, it's too exaggerated." Miyazaki Airi had a black line.

"Hmm..." Lilith trembled all over.

"My God!" Zhou Han looked serious, and it seemed that he was the only one who believed it, "This is so pitiful! It's a miracle that you can come to school, tell me! How much money do you want to donate? Although it's not much, I will try my best... ..."

Zhou Han couldn't help but take out his wallet, everyone looked at him with dark faces, no one thought that he was so straightforward!

"I don't want money, I'm a strong girl, donating money is an insult to me!" Lilith said pitifully, she paused, and added, "Just tell me the bank card password..."

"Hey! Enough is enough, idiot!" Miyazaki Airi covered her face and said to Zhou Han, "If this continues, you will be cheated out of all your belongings..."

"Fake!?" Zhou Han was startled, looked at Lilith, and said dissatisfiedly, "Give me back my sympathy..."

"Tch~" Lilith pouted.

"Why did you come back so early? Tell the truth." Song Mingyuan said helplessly.

"I was sent back by the instructor, hehe..." Lilith stuck out her little tongue.

"I've never heard of military training and being sent back..." Song Mingyuan was puzzled.

"Yes~" Lilith's eyes dodged, "They all said that I was the first in Jinteng Academy's history..."

Zhou Han looked at Lilith and didn't know what to say, this loli is simply amazing...

"Why don't others send you back?" Song Mingyuan couldn't figure it out.

"Isn't it because my military drills are so bad that the instructor regarded me as an undercover agent sent by the opposite phalanx..." Lilith said nonsense, and then smiled, "But I'm quite happy, puff..."

"You still have the face to smile..." Song Mingyuan held his forehead and kept shaking his head, "Find a chair and sit down first, I have something to say."

"Okay! Okay!" Lilith nodded like a chicken pecking rice, moved a chair, and then hesitated where to sit.

"Lilith is here." Miyazaki Airi waved at her.

"Okay!" Lilith nodded frequently, and then...

She sat beside Lin Nianwei.

Miyazaki Airi's expression froze, thinking to herself, this brat's words and deeds are inconsistent! ?

Lilith smiled and said——

"Miyazaki-san, I'm sorry, I choose the one with big breasts, boo boo boo!"

Miyazaki Airi raised her eyebrows angrily.

Lin Nianwei raised her eyes and sighed...

Chapter 43 Clubs are not buddy games

"What's the matter?" Zhou Han asked Song Mingyuan strangely.

"About the expansion of entrustment channels..." Song Mingyuan pulled up a chair and sat in front of everyone.

"Channel expansion?" Miyazaki Airi thought for a while, "What do you mean?"

"The method we are using now is just a single entrustment method of face-to-face detailed discussions. Although this method is good, there are not many tasks that can be received, because..." Song Mingyuan paused, "Many issues may be private. Like Yao Xiaorui's relationship problem, if I hadn't had to, I'm afraid I wouldn't have found our club, but I was inspired by Yao Xiaorui's letter entrustment..."

"Master! I know what you want to do?" Lilith raised her hand like a student.

"Ah!?" Song Mingyuan was stunned, "Tell me about it."

"Master's inspiration is...refusing to accept all love problems!" When he left, he bared his teeth and said seriously, "Because Master himself is a single dog, I want these heterosexuals to taste the wrath of single dogs!"

"Is this true!?" Zhou Han believed it again.

"Shut up, don't believe a word of Lilith's words from now on." Song Mingyuan's face darkened.

"Pfft puff!" Lilith smiled happily.

"The inspiration I got is that the way we accept commissions needs to be expanded while retaining the tradition, so..." Song Mingyuan paused, and continued, "I plan to open two ways of entrusting by letter and e-mail, and Anonymous commissions are allowed, I have bought the inbox..."

Song Mingyuan took out two inboxes from the bag he was carrying, and said, "One is responsible for receiving letters, and the other is responsible for replying letters."

"What's the difference between entrusting by letter and entrusting by e-mail? Obviously, e-mail is more convenient, right?" Miyazaki Airi asked her own question.

"This issue involves anonymity. Our face-to-face and letter commissions do not accept anonymity because it involves the return of letters, but email accepts anonymous commissions because it is easy to return." Song Mingyuan replied.

"I have a problem with anonymity." Lin Nianwei said suddenly.

"What's your opinion?" Song Mingyuan asked.

"What if the anonymous commission is a bad thing?" Lin Nianwei asked.

"Sternly refuse!" Song Mingyuan replied resolutely.

"What if the incident threatens the safety of others? Do you want to stop it?" Lin Nianwei asked.

"Don't worry about it," Song Mingyuan replied.

"Ah!? Does it mean that we know that the client is going to do bad things, but we don't stop him?" Zhou Han was stunned.

"Yes! Don't worry about it." Song Mingyuan emphasized again.

"Why!?" Zhou Han couldn't understand Song Mingyuan's reaction, "It's fine if we don't have the ability, but we have the ability, but we have to watch other people's evil deeds from the other side? Did you make a mistake?"

"It was you who made the mistake, right?" Song Mingyuan glanced at Zhou Han, his eyes suddenly became sharp, "Did I ever say from the beginning how much our society is a society with a sense of justice?"

"What!?" Zhou Han was stunned, and after thinking about it, Song Mingyuan had never said it, but he couldn't accept it, "You never said it, but doesn't it feel strange?"