my sister never called brother

It's a bit like Huashan Lunmei, where "grass girl madmen" from all walks of life gather here, and there are even peerless masters who come here in wheelchairs and crutches!

"Brat, you..." Father Zhou spoke first, and made a feint first.

"I'm not!" Zhou Han raised his head suddenly, and retorted in a panic, with a righteous expression on his face, which was embarrassing.

Before the father finished his words, Zhou Han denied that there was no silver 300 taels.

Although Zhou Han didn't know what Dad was going to say?

But he felt that it must be a bad thing!

"Han-jun..." Aunt Miyazaki interjected, insinuating. Under that gentle appearance, there are definitely cold fangs hidden, extremely sinister!

"I don't have one!" Zhou Han used the magic skill of "Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen, bastard chant the scriptures!"

"That..." Father Zhou.

"I'm not!" Zhou Han said.

"I can hear..." Aunt Miyazaki.

"I do not have!"

……

"I'm not!"

"I do not have!"

"..." Father Zhou.

"..." Aunt Miyazaki.

Chapter 480 Misunderstanding

Zhou Han seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit, his head shook like a rattle.

"I'm not! I'm not!"

……

Zhou Han thought that what Father Zhou and Aunt Miyazaki asked were nothing more than two——

"Brat, are you a sister-in-law?"

"Han Jun, have you ever thought about forcing your sister?"

Zhou Han simply didn't listen, and simply put on an attitude of refraining from anything, in case his father and Aunt Miyazaki launched a frenzied battle against him.

Aunt Miyazaki looked embarrassed and a little helpless.

"Cough!" Zhou's father coughed lightly, and tapped the table with his fingers, the meaning was obvious.

Zhou Han stopped his rattle-like head, secretly swallowed his saliva, and fell silent.

Zhou Han was quite naughty when he was a child, and he would often be hit by his parents' mixed doubles, and his father tapped his finger on the table as a warning signal.

Although Zhou's father is far above the sky and the emperor is far away, he can't control Zhou Han.

But this habit of knocking on the table still has some effect.

"Are you a sister control?" Dad Zhou asked.

"I'm not." Zhou Han shook his head, thinking sure enough, hehe...

"Han-jun, do you want to force Airi?" Aunt Miyazaki asked.

"I didn't." Zhou Han shook his head, feeling bitter.

"But I think you look like a sister-in-law, don't you think about Qiqi too?" Dad Zhou asked tentatively.

"Dad, am I your own?" Zhou Han didn't answer directly, but asked a rhetorical question.

"Yes..." Father Zhou nodded.

"Then do you think I look like the person who pushed my sister?" Zhou Han asked helplessly.

"Like!" Dad Zhou insisted.

"I..." Zhou Han frowned, hesitated to speak.

"But you have no guts, I will discount your legs~" Father Zhou said with a smile, half-truth and half-fake.

"..." Zhou Han shut his mouth shut, his heart was in a mess—it's over, has my image of "Grass Girl Mad Demon" been deeply rooted in people's hearts?

"Then Mr. Han means..." Aunt Miyazaki deliberately paused, and then continued, "You won't attack your own sister?"

"Of course! Aunt Miyazaki, I'm not such a ghost, am I? Why do you miss Qiqi! It's Qiqi who misses me, right?" Zhou Han actually revealed the truth in a hurry.

"Is that so..." Aunt Miyazaki nodded.

Tears welled up in Zhou Han's eyes, and he was moved in his heart—Aunt Miyazaki was still understanding, unlike my father, who would pierce my glass heart!

Facts proved that Zhou Han thought too much, and before Miyazaki finished speaking, he immediately added a knife.

"Is that why you want to force Airi?"

"Uh..." Zhou Han clutched his chest, daring to accept being stabbed severely, even more vicious than his father, "I..."

"It really is like this..." Aunt Miyazaki interrupted Zhou Han, and continued, "I can't do anything to my own sister, so I have to do something to my righteous sister. It seems that you are premeditated."

"No!!!" Zhou Han's hands couldn't help trembling, and he said frantically, "Whether it's my own sister or my adopted sister, I never thought of pushing them down!!!"

"Huh?" Aunt Miyazaki's eyes sparkled, and she said with a smile, "Are you shy? It's interesting..."

"..." Zhou Han didn't want to talk anymore, thinking distractedly - who is shy?Please listen to me carefully!Is my Mandarin so substandard?

"Look, I've been hit by auntie, it's hard to refute, so just admit it obediently, haha..." Aunt Miyazaki smiled happily, wishing she could put on a brown windbreaker and top hat, hold a cigarette butt and a magnifying glass, and pretend to be Sherlock Holmes .

"I..." Zhou Han really wanted to swear, and cursed, "I admit it!"

"Dayao, dayao~" Aunt Miyazaki signaled Zhou Han not to explain too much with a straight face, "Remember to be nicer to Airi in the future, if possible, find a chance to go to Japan with Airi to visit her grandfather, tell Stubborn old men, you are going to get married."

"Pfft!" Zhou Han almost spat blood on the screen, and he couldn't help complaining in his heart - damn it!Make no mistake, even this is planned! ?I have nothing to do with that dead girl!Why does it feel like the whole world is matching us up?Why is it so difficult for me not to be a grass sister?

"I see you're excited, aren't you excited to have Auntie's support?" Aunt Miyazaki asked furiously.

"No..." Zhou Han wanted to explain.

"You must be very excited? To be able to marry your younger sister, isn't it the ultimate dream of all siscons?" Aunt Miyazaki spoke surprisingly, seeming to understand the inner thoughts of all siscons.

"Crack!" A crisp sound.

Zhou Han slapped himself on the forehead, covered his face and stopped talking, and he didn't want to explain any more, since no one wanted to listen to him anyway.

But Zhou Han still felt that Aunt Miyazaki's words were full of flaws——

Who's excited?

I'm feeling terrified, okay?

I like the **** eh, not the washboard.

In this day and age, everyone uses washing machines, who is so stupid to use washboards?Looking for guilt?

Finally, I want to emphasize one more point, I am not a sister-con! ! !

What do I have to do to believe me?

Do I have to... chop up ** Mingzhi! ?

"Yeah!" Dad Zhou couldn't help jumping out and interjected, "I think he's excited too, just now, he almost performed a harmonious content live between the two of us..."

"Yes, although I understand that you are in adolescence and it is normal to have fantasies about the opposite sex, but both of you are still underage, I don't recommend you to do it too early, I hope you will restrain yourself, especially your... sister-in-law Plot." Aunt Miyazaki thought for a while, and emphasized, "I don't mean to despise you as a sister-in-law pervert~"

"Oh my god..." Zhou Han's face was livid, and his heart was in a mess—the content of harmony was all a misunderstanding, right? ?Don't take it for granted that some adult things ah!And what does Aunt Miyazaki's final emphasis mean?Obviously, you really despise the perverted sister, don't you?

"Actually, I have a question?" Zhou's father looked at Zhou Han with a strange expression and said.

Zhou Han felt that this was a trap, not a good thing, so he didn't answer the conversation in a rude manner, but looked at his father indifferently.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward——

Zhou's father raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect Zhou Han to be smart.

Zhou Han's face was ugly, and he said, "Dad, do you think I would say something like, "What is the question, please tell me?"? "

"Good question~" Zhou's father nodded knowingly, his skin is thick enough, compared to Zhou Han's reluctance.

"Who asked!? Please don't talk to yourself! I really don't want to hear it!" Zhou Han had an expression of "囧" on his face. It's all bad!

"I found you..." Zhou's father narrowed his eyes and asked tentatively, "The action of pushing my sister down just now is quite skillful~"

Zhou Han licked his dry lips, feeling bad, "Dad, what do you mean?"

"Have you already..." Father Zhou hesitated for a moment, and asked a little embarrassedly, "Sneaking with Aili in the dead of night..."

"You see what I mean?"

Chapter 480 Monthly Pass Addition

Looking at Dad's meaningful expression, he looks a bit like a kidnapper on the street, no matter how you look at it, he has a wretched taste.

Zhou Han was expressionless and a little speechless. He didn't know how to answer his father. Such a dirty question made him feel very embarrassed.

He couldn't imagine what kind of mood his father was asking this question?

Besides, Aunt Miyazaki was right next to her, so Zhou Han was too embarrassed to speak when asked such a question.

Leaving aside the fact that I had sex with Miyazaki Airi, Miyazaki Airi did not exist at all.

Even if there was a relationship, it was impossible for Zhou Han to tell the truth if he asked such a straightforward question.

Dad didn't seem to consider Zhou Han's feeling of being misunderstood, and it made people uncomfortable to be straightforward.

If Zhou Han hadn't known that his father was remarried, he might suspect that his father was suffocated, so his mouth was full of fluff, and he was peeking at some unhealthy blockbuster movies.

Speaking of which, the first time Zhou Han saw a blockbuster movie was on his father's computer when he was in elementary school.

That time when I got out of school early, I secretly ran to my parents' room to play on the computer.

Originally, the appointment was good, and he wanted to play CS with his classmates, and divided into two teams to fight civil wars. Zhou Han asked his friends to build a password room on the LAN and wait for him, saying that they would start playing soon when they got home.

Zhou Han was very playful when he was a child. In order to fight the CS civil war, he secretly dumped Lin Nianwei after school.

Usually, when school was over, Lin Nianwei would run up to Zhou Han with a small schoolbag on her back, with a stern face and not saying a word, she lowered her head and patted her little skirt.

For Zhou Han, this kind of thing is common, Lin Nianwei's intention is to let him accompany her home.

When did you develop this habit?

Zhou Han didn't know either.

I just remember that after becoming friends, Lin Nianwei was always clinging to herself.

After a long time, it became like this inexplicably. When school was over, Zhou Han would accompany Lin Nianwei home and listen to her talk about many things.

Although she hardly spoke at school, in private, Lin Nianwei talked quite hilariously. She talked non-stop on the way after school, and seemed to regard Zhou Han as an object of venting.

Before I knew it, sending Lin Nianwei home became an established task, and I had to do it every day.

but--

This time it was different, Zhou Han didn't say hello to Lin Nianwei, and ran away after school, feeling very anxious to go home.

Lin Nianwei didn't respond on the surface, but her face was a bit ugly, she knew without thinking that she was in a bad mood, and was very dissatisfied that Zhou Han didn't accompany her home.

At that time, Zhou Han didn't even think about throwing his wife away just to play games. I'm afraid this matter will become his dark history, and he will never mention it again.

This civil war is very important. It concerns Zhou Han's dignity in the class. As a man, he can't back down. This is a battle for honor.

A few little friends were too jumpy and wanted to challenge his title of "White House Sniper God", so he decided to teach these little girls to be human again and establish the prestige of the king of children.

Even though Zhou Han is living well now, the next day he experienced the most unforgettable event in his life - early in the morning, he was attacked by Lin Nianwei's cold eyes and poisonous tongue, and viciously cursed him that he would be single for the rest of his life. It took more than a month for the Cold War to be over.

In fact, Zhou Han felt that he had lost a lot, not only suffered Lin Nianwei's full of resentment, but also lost the title of "White House Sniper God".

This time Zhou Han failed in the civil war, but it wasn't that he couldn't win, but his classmate built the house and waited for more than two hours, but he still didn't come, so... he was defeated without a fight~

All the failures were attributed to the evil boss, who put the game and his private collection of acrobatic films on a computer disk.

Zhou Han returned home, turned on the computer excitedly, found the storage location of CS, and then his eyes dazzled, he clicked the wrong one! ?Open the next folder.

Then, as a primary school student, Zhou Han, who didn't know anything, happily opened the door to a new world.

From then on, Zhou Han completed his sexual enlightenment, and drifted away towards the unpredictable world.

Zhou Han couldn't stop watching this, and watched for more than two hours, various acrobatic movies of island country uniforms, investigators, nurses, teachers, sailor uniforms...