my sister never called brother
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It's okay to cheat my dad, but it turned out that this is a move to fight cattle across the mountain, and I cheated myself by surpassing my dad!
Like an archer shooting an arrow straight at Dad.
But my dad dodged it with a very frenzied move, and then the arrow hit Zhou Han who was eating melons behind him with a confused face, and it happened to nail him on the forehead.
He seemed to think of his fiancée as an ugly girl who couldn't get married and forced it to himself.
Seeing his son's appearance, Zhou's father had no choice but to comfort him and said, "Why are you panicking?"
"Can I not panic? People are going to bring their daughter to kill..." Zhou Han said with a bitter face, complaining that his father would not help him push him away.
"They didn't say when they came to see you. Who knows the year of the monkey?" Father Zhou shrugged helplessly.
"Eh!?" Zhou Han was stunned, and said blankly, "Will you come to me soon?"
"No, what kind of director is your fiancée's father? I heard from him that he is out of town for filming, and he has no time for the time being. When he returns to Zhongqing City, he will take his daughter to find you. It seems to mean that." Zhou's father said Recalling, while saying, "I don't know which deep mountain and old forest their crew is filming in. The signal is very poor, the speech is not clear, and it is always interrupted."
Zhou Han remained silent, feeling that there was room for maneuver in the matter, and he could not hang himself on the body of his unknown fiancée.
He had a small calculation in his mind, whether he should find a way to cook raw rice with Lin Nianwei, so that his fiancée would not be able to get involved.
Presumably the feeling of being a light bulb is not very comfortable, and the fiancée or something should retreat in spite of the difficulties.
The question is, can Lin Nianwei agree to cook raw rice by herself?Will it be hated?
If the soft ones are not enough, how about hard ones?
push?
Aphrodisiac?
Threat?
It seems that they are too scumbags, and they can't do it by themselves...
Zhou's father saw that Zhou Han was still worried, so he had to say, "Don't worry, it takes a long time for filming and framing, don't worry about it in a short time, your fiancée will come to you, it may take a few years at most, ten years, you have already Went off to college."
"Then..." Zhou Han pondered for a while, then asked tentatively, "What about the shortest time?"
"Three months." Father Zhou replied mercilessly.
"Three... three months..." Zhou Han murmured again, feeling a little nervous.
Three months is too short, if the other party returns to Zhongqing City after three months, then Zhou Han will have to face this fiancée whom he has never met.
Zhou Han didn't intend to run away, seeing him was a must, after all he respected his grandfather very much.
But I'm afraid that the promise made by my fiancée's grandfather will suppress me and make me have to get married, which is very embarrassing.
Now I can only let Xiaowei save herself, so that the relationship between the two must make progress within three months, so that the fiancée can't do anything to him.
But Lin Nianwei is also very difficult, it is not easy to directly tell about her fiancée.
If you say it, Lin Nianwei will explode, right?
Zhou Han felt a chill in his neck and began to shiver.
He has already seen the scene after Lin Nianwei knew that he had a fiancée. He would definitely put a knife on his neck and ask in a cold voice with no expression on his face—"Speak, who are you going to marry, besides me and others?" Do you choose?"
Zhou Han couldn't imagine that Lin Nianwei would talk to him properly, and he would definitely put on an appearance of "If you don't marry me, you must die", putting overwhelming pressure on yourself.
He fell into the pain of being helpless, and suddenly a question arose in his heart-is it a girl if people say it is a girl?What if not?This era... right?Do you understand?A boy may look like a girl, and a girl may look like a big dick~
"Dad." Zhou Han raised his head with a serious face, feeling that he still had a chance to escape and ascend to heaven.
"Huh?" Zhou's father raised his eyelids, thinking that Zhou Han was about to confess.
"What if my fiancée is not a woman?" Zhou Han asked mysteriously.
"Everyone says she's a daughter, why are you guessing?" Father Zhou frowned.
"I mean just in case...Dad, do you understand?" Zhou Han asked meaningfully.
"You have to bear it if you're gay..." Father Zhou said with a suppressed smile.
"It's not fair!" Zhou Han patted the table angrily.
"Where is it unfair?" Father Zhou asked with interest.
"Because you were all boys and you couldn't get married, you could hide away. Why can't I!?" Zhou Han pointed at his home angrily.
"This time is not that time, brat..." Zhou's father twisted his mouth and laughed, "Homosexuals were not allowed to marry in my era, but now many places recognize homosexuality as legal, isn't it the United States? So your fiancée is considered a King Billy, you have to go abroad to get the certificate with your butt pouted~"
"Oh. No!!!" Zhou Han grabbed his hair and was tortured by his father.
He felt that his life was coming to an end, and his family had already frantically forced him to have sex!
"No, no, no, I'm not talking about gays. I'm not talking about muscular men, but men disguised as women!" Zhou Hanan swallowed her saliva and said emphatically, "It's not legal to marry transvestites now, right?"
"Marrying a ladyboy, isn't that gay? It doesn't matter..." Zhou's father waved his hand, no matter how hard Zhou Han tried, he just couldn't be shaken.
"I..." Zhou Han hesitated to speak, and wanted to scold "Fuck you, uncle!", but he would get retribution for scolding his own father, so think about it.
"Besides, if it's really a fake mother..." Father Zhou paused, then said with a smile, "Wouldn't it be more enjoyable?"
Zhou Han's face darkened, and he thought embarrassingly in his heart——Did my dad reveal his extreme sexual fetishes?Aunt Miyazaki scolded him!Don't just watch!This old disrespectful person doesn't want any face!
Aunt Miyazaki was smiling and not speaking the whole time, playing the role of a vase in a sunny manner.
"Dad, do you want to arrange a marriage for me that much? How old am I, is it too early? I don't want to get married so early!" Zhou Han hesitated for a moment and continued, "Besides, I don't even know the information of my fiancée. , what if it is a very old woman? Dad, do you want an old woman to be your daughter-in-law?"
"It's just an engagement, and I didn't force you to get married as soon as possible. Let's talk about it in college." Father Zhou paused, and said with a half-smile, "I don't care if you have a baby in college. Not a lot."
"I..." Zhou Han's face darkened immediately, and he thought to himself——Dad, my three views have been refreshed by you again!It is good to keep pace with the times, but there is no need to advance in a shameless direction, right?Hurry up and pick up your integrity!Asshole dad! ! !
"As for the old woman becoming a daughter-in-law, you don't have to worry about it, she must be about the same age as you, because your fiancée's father said..." Zhou's father raised the corner of his mouth, and said lightly——
"His daughter goes to the same school as you."
"Eh!?"
Zhou Han was stunned, a little unresponsive, and then he thought about this sentence a little bit, and then his whole person became bad.
"puff--!"
Zhou Han sprayed it out directly, and all the spitting stars flew to the computer screen. He reacted extremely strongly to his father's answer.
"Jin...Jin Teng Academy!?"
"That's right, I'm in the same school as you." Dad Zhou nodded, showing a very playful smile, which made people want to hit him a little.
Zhou Han frowned, with a hint of fear in his eyes.
All of this is really too coincidental, it doesn't matter if it is my fiancée, but they are still in the same school, maybe the two of them have actually met or even talked.
If we continue to speculate, we can make a bold guess—among the girls whose names Zhou Han knows, is there a fiancée he has never met? ! !
Zhou Han swallowed abruptly, unable to calm down——
Oh my God!
This must be too coincidental, right?
That fiancée is still in the same school as me?
Who is it?
There are so many girls in the school, and my fiancée is actually hiding among them.
If you want to find her, it will be more difficult than finding a needle in a haystack.
Could it be a girl I know?
Lin Nianwei, Miyazaki Airi, and foreigners like Lilith can be directly excluded.
So……
Wang Qianqian, Liu Yue, Yao Xiaorui, Wang Linlin, and Su Xiaoyu could all be my fiancées!
Zhou Han thought for a long time, but couldn't figure out who it was, so he sighed in his heart, "Oh, I have so many wives..."
However, Zhou Han guessed that the probability of his fiancée not knowing the girl is high. After all, there is a huge base of girls. It is impossible to really be the girl he knows. Then this coincidence will break through the sky, and he should buy lottery tickets early to make a fortune. get rich.
Zhou Han was a little crazy, and really wanted to know who his fiancée was?It is really torturous to guess like this.
"Aren't you excited? Your fiancée and you go to the same school. It feels like you're close to the water, right?"
Zhou's father saw that Zhou Han fell into silence, showing a playful smile, and couldn't help but tease him.
"Who's excited? I feel terrible, okay?" Zhou Han licked his dry lips, "It's fine if you have a fiancee, and you'll go to school with me. I think I'm not far from death!"
The first thing he thought of was Lin Nianwei, and he was in a relationship with her. It was not easy to fall in love secretly, but in the end, a fiancée came in abruptly, and she was still in his school. Really embarrassing.
Besides, in a school, the risk of being noticed by Lin Nianwei would be greatly increased, putting herself in danger.
With Lin Nianwei's cleverness, if there is any trouble, she will easily be caught by her tricks, and Zhou Han's result... will definitely be quite tragic.
Zhou Han couldn't explain it to Lin Nianwei, maybe he would be regarded as a philandering man looking for excuses.
"What do you mean not far from death? You just have a fiancée, so it's not so serious, right?" Father Zhou said easily.
"Why isn't it serious..." Zhou Han covered his face, thinking in his heart - Dad, I have a girlfriend, she is the girl who pulled her face when you were young, she is beautiful now, but she just likes to think too much I'm always jealous, give me a fiancée, she will put a knife on my neck every minute, even if I kneel down and sing conquest, it's impossible to save my life~
Now he feels that it is really difficult to have an underground relationship. It is obviously a relationship, but he hides from others everywhere, like a thief.
Zhou Han thought of the skit "Superborn Guerrillas", he had to be sneaky to give birth to a child, avoiding the encirclement and suppression of the Superbirth team.
And now, Lin Nianwei and I have to avoid the eyes of friends and classmates, and have a secret tryst, which is similar to "Super Life Guerrilla".
"You're not worried that your fiancée is a dinosaur, are you?"
Father Zhou speculated for a long time, thinking that Zhou Han was worried about his appearance.
"This... a little bit." Zhou Han hesitated for a moment, and said in a firm tone, "Seeing that the other party wants to meet me so anxiously, and still thinks about such a long-term engagement, I feel very problematic..."
"What's the problem?" Father Zhou raised one of his eyebrows, looking a little sexy.
"If you are so passionate about marrying your daughter, it's either rape or stealing!" Zhou Han said with a serious expression, "Their daughter must not be good-looking, so I want to find a backup for her in advance, so the fiancé is The best choice, because of the marriage contract that grandpa made, I can't go back on my word, and then I became the most unlucky one..."
"Stinky boy, what you said is too harsh, isn't it?" Zhou's father felt a little embarrassed when he heard his son's complaints.
"What's ugly? Beautiful girl, who cares about getting married?" Zhou Han said confidently.
"That beautiful girl, no one is looking for you..." Zhou's father couldn't laugh or cry.
"Pfft~" Aunt Miyazaki couldn't help laughing beside her, thinking it was funny that their father and son blackmailed each other.
"I..." Zhou Han was speechless. There are many beautiful girls who like her, but they just can't say.
He waved his hand and said angrily——
"Since my fiancée shares the same school as me, tell me her name! I want to talk to her alone!"
PS
Lin Nianwei's summer school uniform design.
Babes, let's get some monthly tickets. I've already spent more than 1200 yuan on the person set.
Fifty cents per monthly ticket, it would be good to relieve me a little bit of pressure.
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Chapter 480 Eight Monthly Ticket Addition
Zhou Han couldn't bear it anymore, and asked straight to the point.
Since my father can't help me, I can only save myself.
In the final analysis, marriage with fingertips is a bad habit left over from the times, not only Zhou Han, but also young people should be disgusted.
So Zhou Han thought of a solution, that is - young people's affairs, young people should solve it by themselves.
As long as you know who this fiancée you have never met, many problems can be solved.
Zhou Han intends to find this unknown fiancée, and then sit down calmly and have a good talk about marriage with his fingertips.
He believed that the fiancée would hate the absurd thing of marrying with his fingertips.
After all, he is a person who is similar to his own age, so he should have a sniff at some old customs.
Being arranged by the elders to marry and planning one's own destiny, if it were something like this, everyone would try their best to resist it, right?
Because now is not the ancient feudal period, just relying on the orders of parents and the words of matchmakers can play with children between applause.
Thinking about the women in ancient times, with the idea of marrying a chicken and following a chicken, marrying a dog and following a dog, marrying a man who may have never even met, and spending a lifetime doing nothing, it is really terrible.
Zhou Han believes that there will never be the kind of girl in ancient times. As long as he can meet with the above, discuss the countermeasures in advance, and then the two of them will fight together. I was with Lin Nianwei without any pressure.
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