my sister never called brother

The students sneered, which stimulated Zhou Han's eardrums.

This is a big shame, Zhou Han thought depressingly.

Miyazaki Airi's face collapsed, and she thought to herself, so he was such a scumbag at school... It's really disgusting...

"Okay, everyone stop laughing." Zhang Qiang, the head teacher, stabilized the restless class, "Everyone has similar ideals at the same table, but there is no way to arrange seats in this way, so I decided to draw lots. Every time two names are drawn, then these two people are at the same table, do you have any objections?"

There was a burst of booing from the students, who seemed very dissatisfied.

"I know you are dissatisfied, but this is the only way to go..." Zhang Qiang, the class teacher, said awkwardly, "Then let's begin!"

The head teacher began to draw lots, and there were screams from time to time. There were many people who were not satisfied with the same table, and there were also boys and boys who were sitting at the same table. The girls are okay, and they look very happy, but their hearts are separated, who knows what they really think?It might happen that-

"Hmph! Female dinosaur, you will be my girl's foil for the next time, oh hehe!"

"Hmph! You coquettish bastard, just laugh. After knowing your embarrassment, my mother will add more details and say it out. Let's see if you can still become coquettish again!?"

After a while, most of the seats were allocated...

Gu Bai and Lin Nianwei were sitting at the same table. The two of them radiated idol-level brilliance, attracting the attention of the whole class. The chemical reaction between the two of them was so great. It was as if a man and a woman were made for each other. look.

There are not a few boys and girls who suddenly feel ashamed.

"It's an honor to be at the same table with classmate Lin Nianwei!" Gu Bai scratched his head and smiled awkwardly, "I hope you can help me a lot in the future."

Lin Nianwei nodded expressionlessly, and turned a page of "Jane Eyre" in her hand.

Gu Baigan laughed, he had heard about Lin Nianwei's cold personality, but he was still a little uncomfortable with such a close feeling.

Miyazaki Airi was at the same table with that annoying little yellow hair.

The little yellow hair who didn't know Miyazaki Airi's nature, thought he had picked up a treasure, and chattered non-stop.

"I'm really lucky. I heard from my mother that when I was born, my birth date accounted for four six sons. I was born at six o'clock on June [-]th. How about it? Am I very six? And..."

Facing the little yellow hair's chatter, Miyazaki Airi had a polite smile on her face, and was actually a little ashamed.

This guy's chattering problem is really... so annoying!Miyazaki Airi complained in her heart.

The fiery music girl is at the same table as the red-haired girl who knows how to dress up.

"Tch! It's really unpleasant." The red-haired girl looked at Gu Bai in the distance expectantly, "Why isn't Gu Bai's deskmate me?"

"Tsk!" The fiery girl gasped, looking a little unhappy, "Can you take your female hormones back, it's really annoying..."

"Ah?!" The red-haired girl looked ugly, and said reluctantly, "Your words are really ugly! Don't think that you are great if you have bigger breasts, just a cow..."

"What are you talking about?! You are obviously a ****..." The fiery girl shot back.

The two seem to have very discordant personalities, and they have a posture that can fight at any time.

As for the second-year-old with a bandage on his hand, he was at the same table as the boy.

"Although I said that I don't need to be at the same table..." The second-year-old boy said with a bitter face, "That's a lie! I also want to be at the same table with a beautiful girl! As the devil king of the Dark Continent, how could I not Where is the princess!?"

And our protagonist Zhou Han, after everyone has a deskmate, he still stands alone on the podium.

The whole class looked at him, a strong sense of alienation made Zhou Han a little out of breath, as if he was isolated, although he had long been used to this feeling, but being under the watchful eyes of everyone still made him uncomfortable. comfortable.

What's the situation! ?I'm the only one left in the end?Zhou Han raised his eyebrows in embarrassment.

He looked at the classmates under the stands, and suddenly made him feel sick...

The upturned corners of the mouth, eyes ready to watch a good show, and an atmosphere of watching the excitement came to Zhou Han.

Zhou Han turned his head away expressionlessly, not looking at them. His strong self-esteem made him choose to avoid these people instead of facing them squarely.

If you face up to this group of people who are going to watch the show, doesn't it prove that you have surrendered?

I succumbed to the fact that after my parents divorced, I had no partners and was always alone.

"Strange? Why isn't it there?" Zhang Qiang, the head teacher, kept groping in the box drawn by the lottery, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and opened the box.

There was only a crumpled piece of paper left, leaning pitifully in the corner, Zhang Qiang picked it up and looked, and the name "Zhou Han" was written on it.

"Oops! You're the only one left, the seat..." Zhang Qiang looked up, and there happened to be a single table left, but it was next to the trash can.

Whispering voices gradually sounded from the audience, mixed with sneering, buzzing like flies, harassing Zhou Han's fragile eardrums.

Zhou Han lowered his head, unable to see his expression at the moment.

The voices of the students gloating gradually became louder, and ugly words such as what deserves it, bad B, etc. all popped up.

"Ha ha ha ha--!"

A high-decibel laugh sounded, and the gloating students fell silent. They searched for the source of the sound in amazement, and locked their eyes on Zhou Han who was pinching his waist and laughing on the podium.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Zhou Han put away his laughter, strode towards the single table next to the trash can, and said loudly as he walked, "I didn't expect to reserve a private seat for me. Don't take this private room with me. This place is a place where ordinary people can sit." Sorry, you can throw garbage and spit at any time, which is very convenient!"

Lin Nianwei was expressionless, as if she hadn't heard it at all, but she quickly flipped through several pages of "Jane Eyre" in her hand.

Gu Bai gave her a strange look.

Miyazaki Airi looked at Zhou Han and didn't know what he was thinking, but faced the little yellow hair's chatter, she stopped smiling politely.

Zhou Han wiped the table and sat down silently, as if nothing happened just now.

"Okay, since Zhou Han has no objections, let's leave it as it is..." The homeroom teacher paused, "Everyone is new to the new class, so let's each introduce ourselves! From the back Come on, let's start from the left."

Zhou Han was stunned. Could it be that he was about to stand up as soon as he sat down?

Zhou Han stood up impatiently, opened his mouth, hesitated...

In fact, he prepared two versions of self-introduction, one version is——

My name is Zhou Han, and I hope to get along well with you all.

Another version is -

"My name is Zhou Han. As you can see, I'm a bad student, so don't provoke me if you have nothing to do. I will tell you the consequences of provoking me. Being in the same class with you makes me feel very annoying and disgusting..."

Zhou Han finished speaking with a smile.

I don't know why this smile is very stiff.

Chapter 6 Three small circles

After Zhou Han finished speaking, he sat down silently.

The students all looked at Zhou Han with unfriendly expressions, showing disgust in their eyes. This wave of ridicule is really deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

There are not a few people in the new class who want to express themselves well, but it is extremely rare for a weird person like Zhou Han to offend his classmates all over the place.

"Student Zhou Han's cold joke was pretty good, and he used such a novel way to introduce himself, ha...ha..." Zhang Qiang, the head teacher, laughed dryly, thinking, it seems that there are quite a lot of problem students in this class...

"Then next." Zhang Qiang continued to organize.

"Are you finally going to be my king?" The middle school boy stood up and covered his left eye, "I am a demon king from the Dark Continent, with an army of millions of demon kings and countless harems, what is my name? ?My name is--"

The boy in the second grade took off his blindfold, revealing red pupils, shining with a strange light, "My name is Hunter Lidson!"

After finishing speaking, he pinched his waist and laughed wildly.

Zhang Qiang, the head teacher, said blankly, "This student, please speak in a human way."

"Ah...Okay." Seeing that no one paid attention to him, the second-year boy was a little embarrassed, "My name is Li Yang."

"Okay, Li Yang, please sit down, next..." Zhang Qiang, the head teacher, wanted to call the next one.

"Wait a minute!" Li Yang raised his hand and shouted loudly.

"Is there anything else?" Zhang Qiang was a little surprised.

"I haven't introduced my partner yet!" Li Yang said as he took out his backpack, and took out a Chinese pastoral dog in a Superman costume, commonly known as a local dog, sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail.

"This guy is my partner." Li Yang said mysteriously, "Do you think it's an ordinary dog? Then you're totally wrong. Its real identity is the giant wolf in Nordic mythology—Fen. Lear!"

The class was silent for two seconds.

"Oh, okay, I see." Zhang Qiang, the class teacher, paused, "Leave your colored contact lenses and pet dog at home tomorrow, otherwise come to the office for tea, next!"

"Hmph! What a stupid human being." Li Yang sat down dissatisfied, pointed back at Zhou Han, and said in a daze, "Brother, your self-introduction just now is very suitable for this king. I like you very much!"

Hello!Don't talk to me casually, the second disease will be contagious!Zhou Han's head was full of black lines.

"I've already figured it out, you are also an aborigine of the Dark Continent, right? Our characters are destined not to get along with this group of stupid humans, should we launch my Demon King Army to destroy them? This is a question worth pondering..." Li Yang He touched his chin and thought carefully.

"Woof!" The earth dog in Li Yang's arms barked at Zhou Han, wagging its tail non-stop, looking very cute.

Zhou Han smiled and looked at the dog kindly, but his actual thought was——

Earth dog! ?Haven't eaten it?what smell...

Zhou Han subconsciously reached out to touch it, and the earth dog bit Zhou Han's hand without hesitation.

"Hmm..." Zhou Han covered his hands, thinking in horror, I can feel the deep malice towards me from this dirt dog...

"Huh!? Why did Fenrir attack you?" Li Yang looked at Zhou Han incredulously, "I see! Are you sent by the Holy See to monitor me!? You hypocrites are really hard to guard against!"

"Get lost!" Zhou Han said expressionlessly.

"Cough cough cough!" Talking little Huangmao stood up, "It's finally time for me to introduce myself..."

Zhou Han looked up.

"My name is Feng Jiarui, and I'm Gu Bai's best friend..."

Can you really talk nonsense, Gu Bai's best friend?Why haven't I seen you in the first grade?Are you sure you didn't just meet this morning?Zhou Han pouted.

In fact, Feng Jiarui just wanted to use Gu Bai's popularity to improve his style, and he had to learn to use his own strength when he was weak, and he had a lot of experience in this aspect.

Then Feng Jiarui started a 10-minute long speech, talking about his student life all over.

"Student Feng Jiarui..." Zhang Qiang, the head teacher, pointed to his watch and kindly reminded, "Time..."

"Sorry! I accidentally said too much..." Feng Jiarui scratched his head and sat down.

"Tch! It's really annoying for you to talk to your mother-in-law!" The fiery girl said to Feng Jiarui dissatisfied.

"Ah!?" Feng Jiarui felt puzzled.

The fiery girl stood up and said, "Just say my name once, don't ask me again if you can't remember, my name is Liu Yue, I like music, and now I join the guitar club at school, above!"

After Liu Yue finished speaking, he sat down handsomely, looking vigorous and resolute.

"Here, here!" The red-haired girl beside Liu Yue couldn't wait to stand up, "My name is Wang Qianqian, as you can see, I am a very cute and cheerful girl, as for anyone I like... yes Secret! Alright, now let my husband introduce himself..."

"Pfft!" Zhou Han spat out, isn't this Wang Qianqian's words too explicit?The person you like is a secret?Everyone knows that the next person to introduce himself is Gu Bai, isn't this your naked confession?

The whole class looked at Gu Bai, wanting to see how he would cope.

Gu Bai looked embarrassed, and quietly said to Lin Nianwei, "Student Lin Nianwei, can you help me?"

Lin Nianwei sighed, she closed the book in her hand, and slowly stood up.

Wang Qianqian looked disappointed, she gritted her teeth and looked at Lin Nianwei, thinking, isn't it because she is more popular! ?Arrogant what?Actually spoiled my good deeds!

"Don't look at me like that, I'm not your husband." Lin Nianwei watched Wang Qianqian finish speaking, then looked forward and said, "Hi everyone, my name is Lin Nianwei."

After finishing speaking, he sat down and continued to read, without any muddling.

"..." Zhou Han was ashamed, although she remembered that she didn't talk much when she was a child, but now she doesn't talk much, and she actually helps others out, which is really rare...

"Okay... okay..." Zhang Qiang, the head teacher, felt a little uncomfortable, "Next... the next one..."

Gu Bai stood up, and Sunny said handsomely, "My name is Gu Bai. I am so lucky to be in this class. I can make many new friends. If you need any help, just come to me. Although my My ability is limited, but I will do my best..."

After Gu Bai introduced himself, there was warm applause.

It's amazing... Zhou Han sighed in his heart, a person like Gu Bai may have been used to being in the center of the crowd long ago, and he can't find any shortcomings at all.

"Hmph!" Li Yang covered his left eye and said, "The throbbing pain from my left eye tells me that this shining male human is a hypocrite!"

Don't say it, I can smell a sour smell... Zhou Han complained.

"The next thing is the last item. Choose the class monitor. Do you have anyone to recommend?" Zhang Qiang, the class teacher, said.

"I recommend Lin Nianwei!"

"What! Was that chosen by you boys? I think Gu Bai is better!"

"I think Miyazaki is also pretty good, and he is an international friend, which can better reflect the diversity of our class."

Although the students had different opinions and insisted on their own opinions, there were no more than three candidates, Gu Bai, Lin Nianwei and Miyazaki Airi.

"Everyone seems to recommend three people, so I'll ask for their opinions." Zhang Qiang asked Lin Nianwei, "Student Lin Nianwei..."