my sister never called brother
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"You're a layman now, let me ask you..." Song Mingyuan paused, and said solemnly, "Where are everyone's eyes looking when the female underwear models are on the catwalk?"
"Under...Underwear..." Miyazaki Airi stammered.
"That's it! The underwear models are showing too much, and everyone doesn't look at the exposed parts, but they all look at the underwear." Song Mingyuan shrugged and said with a cheap smile, "This is the same as the little pornographic book. If there is more pornography, everyone will look at it." Let’s watch the plot! Haha”
Miyazaki Airi's head was full of black lines, and she was speechless, thinking depressingly in her heart——
It makes sense and cannot be refuted.
Chapter 50 Birds of a feather flock together
Song Mingyuan looked at the activity room, and asked wonderingly, "Where is Zhou Han?"
"Uh..." Miyazaki Airi dodged her eyes, hesitated to speak, and said, "Maybe...in the infirmary..."
It's normal for Zhou Han to go to the infirmary after taking such a violent tennis smash. Miyazaki Airi now feels that she was a little bit too much at the time, and now she only has that little heart in her heart. guilt.
"Going to the infirmary again?" Song Mingyuan scratched his head and said, "Why is he always injured?"
"This..." Miyazaki Airi said with some embarrassment, "I don't know..."
"Master!" Lilith stared at the shopping bag in Song Mingyuan's hand and asked, "What did you buy again?"
"Hmph! The latest little porn book, and my wife's hand-made toys..." Song Mingyuan adjusted his glasses and held the shopping bag high.
"Oh!!!" Lilith's eyes were full of little stars.
Lin Nianwei, who was reading a book, suddenly sighed, raised her head, and said, "Have you spent all the club funds again?"
Song Mingyuan's expression froze and he didn't speak.
"Is that true!?" Miyazaki Airi asked sullenly.
"This... this..." Song Mingyuan was sweating coldly from Miyazaki Airi's stare, and finally nodded under pressure, "It's not all spent, there are still... some left..."
"How much is left?" Miyazaki Airi's face became even more gloomy.
"Uh... this... this..." Song Mingyuan trembled with fright, and finally stammered, "Seven...seven yuan...five cents..."
Miyazaki Airi stood up angrily, and said angrily, "What can you do with seven dollars!? That's the club's fine points, can you not use it as pocket money! What if you need money for club activities!?"
"This is easy!" Song Mingyuan gave a serious thumbs up and said, "If we don't have money, we can use crowdfunding!"
"Crowdfunding, you big-headed ghost! Who would pay for it out of their own pocket!!!" Miyazaki Airi instantly started to complain about Song Mingyuan's disconnection.
"Don't worry! Qingxue Society has a long history, so..." Song Mingyuan gave another thumbs up and said, "We play with feelings!"
"What kind of feelings does a society play with! Only people with no strength will play with feelings!?" Miyazaki Airi was about to go crazy.
"If you don't have the strength...can't you rely on you?" Song Mingyuan shrugged.
"In the end, it's still on us..." Miyazaki Airi's face collapsed, and she didn't want to talk nonsense anymore.
"Yeah~" Song Mingyuan scratched his head and said with a playful smile, "Don't care about these details, hehehe~"
Lin Nianwei shook her head, she didn't want to say anything, and continued to read with her head down.
"Master! Master!" Lilith couldn't help interrupting them and said, "Show me the new book! I'm tired of reading all your private collections!"
Miyazaki Airi raised her forehead, thinking helplessly, how many pornographic books has she read?A good girl was poisoned like this...
Without further ado, Song Mingyuan took out the little yellow book from his shopping bag, handed it to Lilith, and said generously, "Apprentice! Take it for fun..."
"Puff, puff, puff!" Lilith took the little yellow book, smiled with her little canine teeth, and kept shaking her golden hair, with a satisfied look on her face.
"Don't read it!" Miyazaki Airi snatched the little yellow book, lowered her head and said to Lilith, "Are you too young to read the eighteen forbidden things?"
"Why is this..." Lilith's face collapsed, deeply shocked.
"Let her see it, it doesn't matter..." Song Mingyuan said indifferently.
"No!" Miyazaki Airi rebuffed, "Can you look a bit like a senior? How can a senior give a dirty book to a junior?"
"Yes..." Song Mingyuan paused, and said, "My senior is the former head of the Youth Academy. He has stuffed me a lot, but they are all three-dimensional. I don't have a cold..."
"Don't confuse your strange experience with us." Miyazaki Airi said with a dark face.
"What's so weird?" Song Mingyuan said meanly, "It's all puberty! It's the same as everyone will watch your country's A (cosmic harmony) V in private..."
Miyazaki Airi raised her eyebrows, raised the rolled up little yellow book, and slammed it on Song Mingyuan's head.
Song Mingyuan lay on the ground with a bulging bag on his head.
"Senior Miyazaki, why don't you let me watch it? It can't be..." Lilith covered her mouth and smiled, and said nastyly, "You want to watch it secretly by yourself? Puff puff..."
Miyazaki Airi's face turned cold, she glanced at Lilith, raised the rolled up little porn book again, and knocked it on her head.
Lilith also had a swelling on her head, lying on the ground.
Birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups. I didn't believe it before, but now I believe it!Miyazaki Airi thought with a dark face.
The master and apprentice lay quietly on the ground, looking at each other from a distance.
Lin Nianwei raised her head and looked at everyone with a blank expression, she didn't say anything, she was indifferent to the world.
Zhou Han, who just came out of the infirmary, covered his painful eyes and was going to the club activity room.
Now he seems to have become a one-eyed pirate captain who is employed in the Caribbean Sea.
Because his eye sockets have become blue and swollen after being hit by Miyazaki Airi's smashing tennis ball,
The eyes are a little hard to open, and only one eye can see people.
Zhou Han frowned and thought, isn't this stinky girl too cruel?Now I have to maintain the same movements as the second disease...
Zhou Han who was passing by saw a mirror, he was stunned, and started to make mistakes, covered his left eye and said loudly——
"If gods can't save this corrupt world, then I'll destroy it, and kill this useless god by the way, the power to destroy the world in my left eye has slowly awakened, hehehehe, hahahaha ..."
It seems... very handsome!Zhou Han thought in surprise.
Several students passed by Zhou Han, looked at him, and snickered.
Zhou Han blushed, looked at himself in the mirror, and said to himself, "Like a ****..."
He shook his head and walked away.
Zhou Han came to the door of the club activity room, but saw a boy sneaking around. He was the former member of the news department——Xu Zheng.
Xu Zheng had been standing at the door for a long time, because he was supposed to be interviewing, but unexpectedly saw his goddess outside the door—Miyazaki Airi, who seemed to be a member of this club, happiness came too suddenly, It made his heart thump, thump, thump, keep beating.
At this time, Xu Zheng really wanted to run wildly, release his excitement, run around the earth, and thank God!Thankfully!Thanks to the blessings of the ancestors, let me see Miyazaki Airi again.
In the past, Xu Zheng didn't believe in superstitions about fate and destiny, but today!
He believed it!And I decided that my meeting with Miyazaki Airi was the arrangement of God...
Zhou Han frowned, walked over, and asked——
"You are standing at the door of our club, what's the matter?"
Chapter 51 Interview with the News Department
activity room.
Miyazaki Airi held the little porn book high to prevent Lilith from reaching it.
Like a koala, Lilith lay on Miyazaki Airi's body, reaching out to hold the little porn book, but she was short and couldn't reach it no matter how hard she tried.
Miyazaki Airi thought it was super fun to tease Lilith like this, because she felt like a giant for the first time.
"Senior Miyazaki is so cunning! Bully!" Lilith bared her teeth and said dissatisfied.
"Who bullied you? Did I make you short?" Miyazaki Airi smiled happily, thinking, hehe!You said yesterday that my breasts are as big as yours, but sister, my height crushes you, now you know how powerful I am?Am I a bit too bad?Never mind her!Ha ha……
Although Song Mingyuan really wanted to speak for his apprentice, but under the pressure of Miyazaki Airi, it was better to pretend to be dead.
The door of the club activity room was pushed open, Zhou Han covered his eyes, walked in, and saw Miyazaki Airi teasing Lilith.
"What are you doing?" Zhou Han asked with black lines.
Seeing Zhou Han coming, Lilith quickly asked for help, ran over and said pitifully, "Senior Zhou, Miyazaki-senpai is bullying..."
"Huh!?" Zhou Han took a look, and Lilith, who was grabbing her own clothes, said to Miyazaki Airi, "Isn't it too nasty? You actually bullied the elementary school girl."
"Tsk, what do you believe in what she says?" Miyazaki Airi frowned, raised the little yellow book in her hand, and said, "I'm preventing her from being poisoned further, it's definitely an act of justice!"
Zhou Han stared blankly at the little yellow book in Miyazaki Airi's hand.
Lilith shook the stupid hair on her head, seeing that she had been punctured, played with her fingers in embarrassment, kept laughing foolishly, and started again, who am I?where am I?Such foolish routines.
Zhou Han looked down at Lilith, thinking depressedly, why does this girl always want to use me as a weapon?Are you bullying me for reading less?
"Why are you covering your eyes?" Miyazaki Airi asked suspiciously, "Like Li Yang's second-year illness?"
"Who learns secondary illness? I don't have this hobby." Zhou Han took his hand away, exposing his red and swollen left eye, and said, "Now you know why I covered my eyes?"
Lin Nianwei looked up at Zhou Han, he looked quite serious.
"Haha, you can now block the road and rob without makeup." Song Mingyuan laughed.
"Puff..." Lilith laughed heartlessly.
"You guys..." Zhou Han said helplessly, "There is no trace of affection..."
"Hmm..." Miyazaki Airi thought for a long time and didn't know what to say, because she did it!
In the end, Miyazaki Airi could only say casually, "That's great! Much more handsome than before..."
"Cheating ghosts!" Zhou Han's face turned dark.
"Who... who told you to be so shameless during the competition, hum!" Miyazaki Airi snorted coldly.
Zhou Han's hair was covered with black lines, and he sighed, "Forget it..."
"You're smart..." Miyazaki Airi didn't bow her head.
"Ah! That's right." Zhou Han remembered the buddy outside and said, "When I came in just now, there was a person outside the door who said he was interviewed by the News Department."
"Huh?" Song Mingyuan was excited and said, "Then what are you waiting for? Let him in!"
Zhou Han nodded, and went outside to call someone, Song Mingyuan quickly took the opportunity to straighten his hair.
Xu Zheng followed Zhou Han in, looking at Miyazaki Airi from time to time, feeling very excited.
But being stared at by everyone made him a little nervous.
Standing in front of everyone, Xu Zheng introduced himself, "Hello everyone from Qingxue Office, my name is Xu Zheng, and I'm a member of the news department. I'm currently in charge of the column of campus celebrities. Interview, I hope everyone will cooperate.”
"Huh!? Celebrities on campus!" Zhou Han was surprised, and hurriedly said, "Didn't I come up with this plan? You can just interview me! I will tell you about my mental journey, the four words of the campus name, Zhou is not talented, so he can barely afford it!"
"Interview me! Interview me!" Song Mingyuan moved forward, squeezed Zhou Han away, and said with a playful smile, "As the head of the group! I am the one with the most say in the group. I will introduce the development history of our group to you, and How did the community achieve its great revival under my wise and mighty leadership!"
"Let me do it..." Zhou Han pushed forward.
"I'm coming! I'm coming!" Song Mingyuan refused to budge.
Xu Zheng smiled far-fetchedly, looking at the two idiots fighting back and forth in front of him, he didn't know what to say.
Lilith shook her dumb hair, looked at Song Mingyuan and Zhou Han, as if they were about to fight, and their minds were full of question marks.
Bored, she really wanted to snatch the little porn book from Miyazaki Airi's hand, but her hope was slim, so she had to rummage through Song Mingyuan's shopping bags to see if there was anything else interesting.
Xu Zheng couldn't bear it any longer, and said with a dry smile, "Well... our team leader said that we only need to interview Lin Nianwei and Miyazaki Airi, and don't worry about the others..."
"Ah..." Zhou Han and Song Mingyuan stopped arguing, and they looked at Xu Zheng dumbfounded.
"I don't want to pour cold water either, but the fact is like this..." Xu Zheng smiled apologetically.
In the next second, Zhou Han and Song Mingyuan turned their faces directly.
"Get out! My club! Who let you in!!!" Song Mingyuan shouted.
"You don't look like a good person! Get out! Which stupid donkey let you in?!" Zhou Han echoed.
"Huh!?" Song Mingyuan felt that something was wrong.
"Ah?!!" Xu Zheng was taken aback, thinking, these two people turned their backs whenever they said they would, they really don't show affection at all!
"Hey! That's enough for the two of you!" Miyazaki Airi couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "It's a club mission, will you die if you cooperate?"
When Xu Zheng saw that Miyazaki Airi would come out to speak for him, he was so moved that his favorability was instantly full. In his eyes, Miyazaki Airi, who was originally a goddess, instantly had the radiance of a virgin.
"Hmph!" Zhou Han snorted coldly, thinking, it's obviously his own plan, yet he still doesn't interview himself, it's really unkind! ! !
"Tch!" Song Mingyuan was also very dissatisfied, thinking, I'm the head of the regiment!If you don't interview me, where will my dignity go?unacceptable! ! !
Miyazaki Airi had black hair, thinking, there is no other way, it seems that they can't be expected to help today...
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