my sister never called brother

At least... I don't feel like playing flying saucers every day...

The unicorn arm that I have been unable to restrain can finally rest.

The fifth girl accompanied me for countless lonely days and nights. To be honest, I still have some feelings!

"Ah, how big are you!?" Miyazaki Airi was a little angry, thinking that Zhou Han was pretending to be stupid on purpose, she grabbed Zhou Han's collar, and said word by word, "I don't allow you to talk! Love! Love! !"

Zhou Han felt a little embarrassed when he was sprayed with saliva.

It seems that Miyazaki Airi is serious, and she is so emotional.

"Why don't you let me fall in love?"

"Because... alas..."

Miyazaki Airi fell into confusion for a moment, not knowing how to answer Zhou Han, her eyes dodged back and forth in a panic.

yes……

why?

Why wouldn't I let Zhou Han fall in love?

Although I mustered up the courage to say it, it seems that there is no logic at all, let alone convincing?

Do you want to tell the truth?

When I see this idiot getting too close to other girls, I feel uneasy and very uncomfortable.

But if you say it, isn't it the same as confessing?

In case of being rejected, I don't know how to face him in the future.

"Because... because..." Miyazaki Airi pondered for a long time, but she couldn't give a reason, and her face became more and more red uncontrollably, and she simply began to be unreasonable, "There is no reason! You just don't allow falling in love !"

"This..." Zhou Han couldn't help hesitating, feeling that Miyazaki Airi was being unreasonable, "Why? Isn't it normal for me to fall in love? You are stopping the pace of human evolution..."

"I don't care! You are not allowed to fall in love!" Miyazaki Airi kept shaking Zhou Han's neck, "You are not allowed to fall in love, hear that!?"

"You're being unreasonable!" Zhou Han's head ached from being shaken, and he couldn't help but say, "I don't fall in love, how can I have a girlfriend?"

"Can't you not have a girlfriend?! Will you die without a girlfriend? No..."

In desperation, Miyazaki Airi couldn't help blurting out, "Don't you still have me? What kind of girlfriend do you want!"

But I felt that it was too shameless to say it directly, so I had to hold back abruptly.

"Ulusai! In short, you are not allowed to fall in love!"

"That's not okay, do you want me to become a monk?" Zhou Han grimaced, he couldn't satisfy Miyazaki Airi's unreasonable demands.

It's impossible not to fall in love!

What a sad thing to be a virgin for a lifetime? !

"It's not good to be a monk! You can also get married as a monk!" Miyazaki Airi retorted angrily.

"Ah?" Zhou Han was stunned, and then realized, "I'm talking about the monks of the Celestial Dynasty, not your group of fake Japanese monks..."

Is this dead girl insane?

Listening to the meaning of this sentence, not only is she not allowed to fall in love, she is even not allowed to get married! ?

This is the rhythm of asking myself to be a bachelor for the rest of my life!

"I don't care, you just can't do it if you have another half!" Miyazaki Airi's eyes were a little red, and she looked full of resentment.

She was not in a very comfortable mood, and felt that Zhou Han didn't listen to her words, making herself even more uncomfortable.

Can't this idiot just listen to himself honestly?

It's not that Miyazaki Airi really wants Zhou Han to be a virgin for the rest of his life, it's just that he can't do it now, seeing him with other girls makes him feel very uncomfortable.

After all, she already likes him, if she doesn't like Zhou Han, she won't care!

If she is determined to be with Zhou Han, it is not impossible to marry him.

But during the period of making up his mind, Zhou Han was kidnapped by other girls, so there is no regret medicine to take, probably only the rat medicine left...

Zhou Han frowned, feeling that Miyazaki Airi was too domineering, and the rebellion in her heart flared up a bit.

It's normal to find a girlfriend by yourself, but Miyazaki Airi's brother-control mentality is pathological. Like Zhou Qiqi, she has a certain hostile attitude towards girls who approach her.

"But I will die without a girlfriend, I will die of loneliness..."

"What do you mean?" Miyazaki Airi frowned, and said disapprovingly, "It's not like putting you in a cage, how could you die of loneliness?"

"I mean..." Zhou Han raised his eyebrows, and a filthy breath came over his face, "I'm a normal boy, and I'm at the age of vigorous blood, and I often need...that...you know..."

What he meant was obvious, that he was full of energy and needed to vent.

Miyazaki Airi reacted for a while, and immediately understood what Zhou Han meant.

She is not Xiaobai who doesn't understand anything, combined with Zhou Han's weird expression, it's not that she doesn't understand, but she didn't expect this guy to speak so blatantly.

Miyazaki Airi's face turned red immediately, no different from a ripe red apple, and even more attractive.

"Change... change... pervert!"

Zhou Han felt happy, feeling that making Miyazaki Airi angry is a great joy in life.

Look at that angry red face, so cute...

not good!

Calm down!Calm down!

Damn, calm down, don't force me to practice "Sunflower Treasure"

Zhou Han felt that his little brother had already started to look up.

"Baga! Ahhh!"

Miyazaki Airi raised her small pink fist and gave Zhou Han a hard hammer, wishing she could beat this idiot to death with a random punch!

"Sinai! Sinai! Rusty Sinai!"

Miyazaki Airi felt that she was a girl, how could Zhou Han dare to say anything, and didn't care about her backhand at all, what a shame!

"Don't hit, don't hit..." Zhou Han protected his face, he was riding under Miyazaki Airi, he was at a disadvantage, and he couldn't resist, "I'm telling the truth! What's wrong with being energetic?"

Miyazaki Airi stopped the unilateral beating, with a blush on her face, she was very charming.

Embarrassed, she shifted her gaze away, moved her lips, and said in a small voice——

"you……"

"Can't you solve it with your own hands?"

Don't stay up all night waiting.

Let’s do two updates today. I’ve written almost 27W words this month, and I’m a little tired, so let’s do two updates today. Don’t stay up late waiting for updates.

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Chapter 710 Two UFOs

Zhou Han's expression suddenly became exciting, as if he couldn't help but smile bitterly at Miyazaki Airi's words.

It can be solved by hand.

But wouldn't it be better to go hands-free?

Zhou Han felt that Miyazaki Airi was too vicious, and he would rather let him solve it with his own hands than let him find a girlfriend, which is too unreasonable.

"Can't you... use your hands to solve your... energetic problem?" When Miyazaki Airi said this, her ears turned red. Obviously, she couldn't talk about this kind of thing.

Damn, I should be the one who said this, right?

You can't use your fingers to solve your physical needs, so I want to use my hands too!

I have a girlfriend, so it’s okay to not need Fifth Girl!

Although Xiaowei is always very reserved, she will not easily let herself take advantage.

But for Xiaorui, as long as you ask for it, maybe you can really get what you want!

But I haven't reached the point where I can't choose what to eat and bully girls randomly...

Talking about using hands to solve physical needs, Zhou Han couldn't help but think of what Miyazaki Airi secretly enjoyed last Sunday.

Which finger did you use?

Zhou Han couldn't remember it for a while, and looked at Miyazaki Airi's slender hands with his head.

"What are you looking at?" Miyazaki Airi frowned, seemingly in a bad mood, pinched Zhou Han's belly unceremoniously, and said angrily, "I'm afraid I might take advantage of you." ?”

Zhou Han bared his teeth in pain, thinking to himself, isn't this damn girl taking advantage of me by pinching my stomach?Then I can pinch her belly, okay?As long as she doesn't call the police, if I don't pinch her, she will call her brother to death...

"This..." Zhou Han hesitated, and said with some embarrassment, "Using your hands or something... Doesn't it feel strange?"

"Yes... what's so strange?" Miyazaki Airi blushed, obviously this topic is very bad, and it always makes people think about it.

Zhou Han is the only brother who can openly discuss playing flying saucers with his sister.

Zhou Han felt that he was getting more and more perverted, and had reached the point of no cure. It was really shameless to discuss this kind of issue with Miyazaki Airi!

Obviously when Miyazaki Airi first arrived, the two still respected each other as guests, never discussing any personal topics, and both pretended to be serious people.

But now why are they discussing the issue of biological needs openly and aboveboard? Is this what ordinary brothers and sisters should talk about?

Even if it is difficult, I have to share my experience with my sister. I am really a perverted brother who blew himself up!

"It's just...it's the fifth girl or something, she must be inferior to a real person..." Zhou Han said hesitantly, not daring to look into Miyazaki Airi's eyes, for fear that his sister would despise him.

He really wanted to end the topic, but deep down he felt an unexpected stimulation.

This kind of private topic is usually discussed among boys, but it turns out that I am so good, I actually chatted with my sister very enthusiastically, and it seems to be very emotional~

With such a thick skin, Zhou Han would blush with shame, let alone Miyazaki Airi.

She is also under great pressure, and she is talking about this topic with her sister-in-law brother.

Although Miyazaki Airi was very reluctant, but in order to let Zhou Han give up the idea of ​​dating, she had to force herself to continue the chat.

It seems that it is not easy for the siblings...

"You... you can buy a Fei... Feifeifei... UFO cup..." Miyazaki Airi muttered in a small voice.

Her face instantly turned into a radiant little sun, which was so red that it was so red that Zhou Han seemed to faintly feel that the dead girl's hot body temperature was continuously rising.

"Eh!?"

Zhou Han's eyes widened, his expression was dull, and he looked frightened.

He raised his head with difficulty, staring blankly at Miyazaki Airi who was sitting on top of him, his heart was filled with huge waves.

What the hell!

What did this damn girl say?

What a good little nanny at home, can actually name this toy!

Where did she know such a thing!Even UFO cups know it!

Isn't it good to say this kind of thing that boys use to relieve loneliness from a female high school student?

The topic seems to be getting more and more strange. If this continues, sooner or later we will start discussing things like shock sticks!

I don't want to discuss this kind of issue with my sister, hurry up and recite the eight honors and eight disgraces with me, and cleanse the dirty thinking...

Facing Miyazaki Airi, Zhou Han didn't know where to complain, so he could only ask in a hoarse voice, "You...how did you know this kind of thing?"

"Alas..." Miyazaki Airi was also embarrassed to look at Zhou Han, the cold sweat on her palms almost soaked his white shirt, she was obviously very nervous, "When I was shopping for clothes online, I accidentally saw an advertisement, and ended up clicking went in..."

"Liar, this kind of thing is usually very cryptic, how can you see it if you don't search!" Zhou Han unceremoniously exposed Miyazaki Airi.

He felt that his sister was drifting away in the direction of adultery, and he had to organize this dead girl!

Zhou Han doesn't want to have a younger sister who tells dirty jokes every day, it's better to be normal, a Kiki is enough for a madman!

In case one day I was soared by pornographic jokes, and I couldn't lay hands on my sister when I was burned, this feeling would be more uncomfortable than being in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss.

Although the German orthopedics department and the British court have prepared a way out for themselves, it still doesn't work!I don't want to be called Brother Ghost!

"U... Ulusai!"

Miyazaki Airi became furious and pinched Zhou Han's belly hard.