my sister never called brother
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"Then let me support your trumpet." Zhou Han suggested, what if he was afraid that the uncle on crutches would fall down again?
Possibly getting all pissed, that's bad enough.
"How embarrassing is this?" The middle-aged uncle blushed a little, secretly thinking that Zhou Han is not his son, so there is no need to do this.
As everyone knows, Zhou Han is only trying to make up for his mistakes, otherwise who would be so enthusiastic?
Zhou Han thinks that he is not Lei Feng, so he won't help everyone.
As for the partner of justice, let young hero Wei Gong be his own.
"It's okay, it's only a few minutes, don't delay." Zhou Hanqiang smiled to himself, thinking this is really embarrassing, I have never been so nice to my father...
Then the two stood in front of the urinal, brewing.
To be honest, they look a bit like father and son from a distance, but they are very inconsistent.
Zhou Han just supported the middle-aged uncle, letting him pee safely.
But the result——
The middle-aged uncle doesn't seem to be able to pee, and he doesn't know why?
"Uncle?"
Zhou Han was stunned, wondering if it took so long for a boo boo to brew?Is there some kind of hidden disease?
Unzip the trousers chain normally, and let the water go directly...
"Start pouring water..."
"That young man..." The middle-aged uncle supported Zhou Han and looked up at the white tiled wall, "You keep staring at me, I can't let it go..."
I rub!
What's wrong with this?
Everyone is a man, what are you afraid of?
Zhou Han felt a little puzzled, and couldn't help but look down at the uncle's Ou Jinjin.
Emmmm......
Damn so small~
To describe Ou Jinjin as big, it is generally used to pierce the old iron.
So Uncle’s Flammulina velutipes can only be said to be on pins and needles.
Can this married life be harmonious?
After Zhou Han sighed in his heart, he turned his head away. It was the first time he saw such a short man when he grew so big.
Is it any wonder that other people can't come out when they look at it?
I'm afraid it's not because of low self-esteem, but I have a mental illness.
Zhou Han felt that the atmosphere was a bit awkward. It was the first time in his life to help the uncle pee, and he was a little nervous...
for a long time--
This uncle still didn't fucking come out!
Hey Hey hey!What kind of trouble is this?
I have stopped staring at your short Ou Jinjin, why can't you pee out?
If we keep procrastinating, Lin Nianwei will think that I let her go!
Zhou Han was full of doubts, and reminded him in a low voice, "Uncle?!"
"That..." The middle-aged uncle was sweating profusely, and said embarrassedly, "I feel a little nervous..."
A black line ran down Zhou Han's forehead, and he didn't know what to say.
Although he could feel a little bit of nervousness, it wasn't to the point where he couldn't get hiss out.
Please, everyone is a man, don't act like a gay face-to-face meeting!
I really hate the gay atmosphere in gay...
"Then what should we do? Can't we just keep doing it all the time?"
Zhou Han still has a girlfriend waiting for him, and his tone became a little anxious.
"Yes..." The middle-aged uncle hesitated for a moment, and asked tentatively, "Can I whistle to remind me?"
Ah ah ah ah ah!
Enough is enough...
It is also so troublesome to release water from the trumpet, and there are so many requirements.
Zhou Han was quite helpless about this, but quickly let go of his anxiety. After all, he was making up for his mistakes, so don't feel troublesome.
"Okay, I'll whistle..."
Zhou Han brewed for a while, and began to whistle "shush" in a melodious voice.
The tense atmosphere was immediately relieved, and the sound of splashing water from the urinal echoed in the bathroom.
The middle-aged uncle's bladder was relaxed, and he let out a pleasant "wow".
Zhou Han was expressionless, whistled, and moved his gaze to the other side——
What is this shame paly?
I'm actually urinating on someone else...
◆
Solved the bursts of urination.
Zhou Han helped the uncle back to the ward.
It was also a single room, not far from Song Mingyuan's ward.
"Okay, take a good rest..."
Zhou Han carefully helped the middle-aged uncle onto the hospital bed.
"Thank you, young man." The middle-aged uncle thanked repeatedly.
"You're welcome, it's a big deal." Zhou Han began to speak casually, as if booing together could draw the relationship between the two of them.
"Ah, by the way..." The middle-aged uncle reached for the briefcase on the table and took out a business card from it, "This is my business card. If you need any help in the future, you can come to me. I'm in the film and television industry." There are also some contacts here, it depends on your qualifications, do you have any plans to develop in the film and television industry? I can give you an important role, and you may become a popular niche in the future~"
Zhou Han took the business card, didn't read it, but said with a wry smile, "I'm still a high school student..."
"It doesn't matter if you are a high school student. Don't you know that Xiao Xianrou is the most popular now?" The middle-aged uncle became excited when he talked about celebrities.
"I don't know..." Zhou Han shook his head sincerely. He usually doesn't have the problem of chasing stars, so he doesn't watch them either.
But if you ask the star of an island country love action movie, he can tell a few things, such as Sora, Ai, Erika...
The middle-aged uncle raised his forehead, and felt that Zhou Han was different from ordinary young people.
"It's okay if I don't know, you must have heard the name, has TF girl heard of it?"
"Emmmm..." Zhou Han thought for a while, and seemed to have a little impression, "I have a little impression, I heard that it is always a celebrity group that is hacked into a girl who picks up shit."
A drop of cold sweat dripped down the middle-aged uncle's forehead, and he didn't know how to communicate with Zhou Han.
He thought to himself, is the entertainment industry so weird now?
A stage name is not as appealing as a black name...
"That's right, it's them. Although their members look a bit like fake mothers, they are all high school girls. I heard that the captain will take the college entrance examination this year." The middle-aged uncle said happily.
Zhou Han forced a smile, said so much, he has no interest at all, and I heard that the entertainment industry is deep and the relationship is chaotic.
"How about it? Are you interested in becoming a high school idol? I know quite a few brokerage companies, and I can let them train you." The middle-aged uncle felt that Zhou Han was a talent to be made, and he wanted to support him, "Normally people would have You should consider such resources.”
"Thank you, I'm not interested..." Zhou Han spread his hands and said awkwardly.
The middle-aged uncle was a little surprised. The connections he provided would save many young people who had worked hard on their stardom for 20 years. If this benefit was thrown out, a large group of people would be beaten to death.
Zhou Han is so good, he has no interest at all?
This made the middle-aged uncle nod secretly to Zhou Han in his heart, thinking that he was neither arrogant nor impatient, and had a good character, so he couldn't help but look at him with admiration.
Zhou Han looked down at the postcard and muttered to himself, "The famous director of Nanyang Entertainment, Su Youqiang?"
"That's right, it's me, I didn't expect to be discovered by you..."
The middle-aged uncle showed a bit of pride on his face, with his arms folded, he looked like an expert on TV who bought ancestral dog skin plasters.
what?
Isn't that the business card you gave me?
I didn't find out on purpose at all, okay?
Are you waiting for me to flatter and flatter you?
Zhou Han's expression was stiff, a little powerless to complain.
"I'm Su Youqiang, are you surprised? Let me sign for you..." The middle-aged uncle went to get a pen to sign for Zhou Han.
"That..." Zhou Han's expression was unnatural, and he said in a low voice——
"Excuse me."
"I don't know you at all..."
Chapter 770 Failure
What! ?
Don't know my name?
Doesn't this guy usually watch online dramas?
Young people should know me by now!
Su Youqiang, a middle-aged uncle, was very hurt. He finally managed to pretend to be tough, but in the end he didn't even recognize himself.
This pretense is too inappropriate...
Su Youqiang felt that Zhou Han was totally different from the young people nowadays.
Although his reputation is not as good as Feng Dagang, Wu Yusen and other big-name directors.
But among young people, my name is quite resounding, especially for the well-known idol drama "Let's Watch Thunderstorm", which set off a craze among young people!
"Really... really don't know me?"
"I really don't know each other, but director sounds like a very powerful profession..."
Zhou Han saw that Su Youqiang looked disappointed, so he had to say something nice.
This can't be blamed on Zhou Han's ignorance, as he doesn't follow stars, he probably knows about Jackie Chan.
Su Youqiang was in a complicated mood, no matter how powerful he was, he didn't know what was the use?
"Have you heard of the recently hit campus web drama?"
Su Youqiang didn't quite give up. If he was forced to pretend, he felt uncomfortable all over!
"What's your name?" Zhou Han frowned.
"It's called "My Sister Is Never Called Brother". It tells a pure love story. It's currently on the air." Su Youqiang raised his eyebrows, seemingly very complacent.
Pure Nima force ah? !
Just hearing the name doesn't look like a serious plot!
Could it be an unethical love between brother and sister?
In other words, there are scum directors like you who always make beautiful orthopedic films, which makes the current brother-sister relationship unreliable!
Now the brothers and sisters dare not look at each other directly...
Zhou Han had a discounted impression of Su Youqiang, thinking that this director is not a serious person.
"It's not a serious online drama at first glance, it's probably similar to pornographic movies about brother and sister ethics..."
"Don't...don't say that, the editor will faint in the bathroom." Su Youqiang dripped a drop of cold sweat on his forehead.
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