my sister never called brother
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Lin Nianwei thought that this was the case, she could swim, so what if she fell into the water?
But she was not satisfied with this reasonable answer!I think Zhou Han doesn't love himself if he doesn't save himself first, even if he can swim, he should save himself first!
Lin Nianwei was trembling by Zhou Han's angry delicate body, her eyes were full of resentment, she grabbed the armrest with her hand, wishing to sink her nails into it.
But when Lin Nianwei gets angry, just be angry, don't pout your mouth to be cute, it ruins the serious atmosphere.
Lin Nianwei was just losing her temper and wanted Zhou Han to answer again, but she was too thin-skinned to bring it up for a while.
"Speaking of which, Xiaowei, you were considered a loli when you were a child. You looked cute in your clothes. When I saw you, you still blushed and stared at me!"
Zhou Han touched his nose, thinking of Lin Nianwei's cute appearance when he was a child, he couldn't help but feel a little bit of how time flies, the little Lolita is long gone, and she has become a slim and beautiful girl.
Lin Nianwei was more sensitive about her childhood, thinking that Zhou Han was mocking her for being fat when she was a child.
Her face turned red uncontrollably, she bit her trembling lips and couldn't speak, her mood was extremely complicated.
Lin Nianwei, who was always calm, also became angry from embarrassment. She reached out her hand on Zhou Han's waist and squeezed it hard, letting him know how powerful the Crab Star is.
"hiss……"
Zhou Han bared his teeth in pain, looked at Lin Nianwei with very puzzled eyes, and rubbed the flesh around his waist frantically, it must have been pinched purple.
Oh day!
It's not married yet!
How did you start using domestic violence?
If you really get married in the future, it's okay! ?
Zhou Han feels that his current life is very hard. He suffers from his girlfriend's violence outside, and suffers from his sister's sulking at home. It is only with Xiaorui that he can find some warmth.
"I'll make an exception and give you one more chance. You answer me again." Lin Nianwei said to Zhou Han in a very serious tone, but the pretty red face is very cute, "If you don't answer seriously, you will bear the consequences." .”
Out of the corner of Zhou Han's eye, he caught a glimpse of Lin Nianwei's small bag with a cold light, and he knew it was a German kitchen knife without even thinking about it!
What the hell!
Are you dissatisfied with my answer?
Then how can I answer Xiaowei to be satisfied?
In that case, only...
Zhou Han raised his hands, as if compromising.
"I'll save you first, save you first!"
After finishing speaking, Zhou Han immediately added in his heart, not only to save you, but also to other people, I hug one on the left, one on the right, and I can hold one in my mouth.
OK!Done!All three came up, the absolute perfect answer.
"It's more or less..." Lin Nianwei felt much more comfortable, and silently put down the German kitchen knife.
Zhou Han seems to have learned a new skill, talking to people, talking to hell.
He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, feeling that he, being smart, escaped the disaster again...
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at home.
"Yoxi! Let's start cleaning the biggest source of pollution in the house!"
Miyazaki Airi transformed herself into a house sister, and instantly became a babysitter with MAX housekeeping skills.
She put on a small apron, a mask on her face, and a square scarf on her head. She was more vigilant than entering a nuclear contaminated area, for fear of not worrying about the virus infection in the room.
Miyazaki Airi picked up the broom and looked at Zhou Han's room, as if facing an enemy.
As the only unoccupied place in the family, not to mention the mess, there is even a smelly sock bomb buried deep in it, so it is very dangerous to go here, and it is very likely that you will die on the spot.
Miyazaki Airi, as a little guard of justice, is about to rush into the land of no man today and insert the anti-revolutionary period.
Shine the neat brilliance on the whole home and complete the unification of the world in the true sense!
In fact, Miyazaki Airi just planned to help Zhou Han clean the room...
Since Miyazaki Airi prefers cleanliness, the mess in Zhou Han's room is simply a thorn in her side and a thorn in her flesh, making her feel really uncomfortable.
It is clear that Zhou Han has been ordered to tidy up many times, but this thick-skinned guy has always only agreed verbally, and I don't see him taking any real actions.
This made Miyazaki Airi very angry, seeing Zhou Han's house in a mess every day, like a bug on the screen of a mobile phone, no matter how much you took a picture, it couldn't kill it, it was very disgusting.
Miyazaki Airi wanted to help Zhou Han tidy up, but she was always embarrassed to say so.
There is no legitimate reason, and I don't want to look too enthusiastic, as if I like that idiot, care about him everywhere, and even help clean up the room.
So such a sloppy nail house at the opposite door has troubled Miyazaki Airi for a long time, and today the dark forces can finally be cleared away.
Zhou Han was simply not at home, so he took this opportunity to quickly solve the environmental problems at home.
Emmmm......
After seeing Miyazaki Airi's sly and arrogant eyes flashing with slyness, she knew that things were not that simple.
Miyazaki Airi intends to establish her image as a good wife and loving mother. When Zhou Han returns home and sees how clean the room is, she will praise herself for being a housekeeper, and feel that she is completely different from the coquettish sluts outside. .
She is a good girl who can live together for a lifetime, the kind that you can't find with a lantern.
Once Zhou Han got used to the decent living environment, he couldn't do without himself.
Hum hum……
I am really the most intelligent girl in the world!
Miyazaki Airi walked into Zhou Han's room, ready to have a big fight.
"Eh!?"
"No, I seem to have forgotten something?"
Miyazaki Airi withdrew from Zhou Han's room again, stood at the door pinching Xiao Man's waist, and said with a proud face——
"Baga! Stop being sentimental!"
"I...I don't like you, so I clean it for you!"
"I just see you living in the garbage dump every day, and I feel sorry for you a little bit!"
"Besides, if I live next to the garbage dump every day, I will get sick."
"Today, Miss Ben will be merciful and help you clean it once!"
"You have to thank me sincerely in your heart..."
"Humph~!"
O(≧▽≦)O
Miyazaki Airi thought it was all right, stepped into her brother's room excitedly, and started cleaning.
But in the middle of cleaning——
Miyazaki Airi discovered a wonderful thing...
Chapter 780 Fortunate Meeting
The movie is about to start.
The audience also gradually increased, chattering around non-stop.
"Hurrrrrrrrr..."
Zhou Han drank Coke through a straw, and glanced around with the corner of his eye.
Most of the audience who came here were girls. It seems that Guo Bitren has a lot of female fans. No wonder they are so fierce when they are fighting in the air.
This is not surprising, after all, a movie that focuses on teasing and flaunting wealth is a good movie from a girl's point of view.
Zhou Han sucked on his coke, thinking about it leisurely.
"Hi!!!"
Someone slapped Zhou Han on the shoulder from behind. This sudden attack startled him, and his body trembled unconsciously.
Zhou Han lost his mind due to being frightened for a moment, the Coke hand tilted, and it just fell on Lin Nianwei's lap, the stockings and the white absolute domain instantly splashed a lot of brown Coke.
The light flickered, and the Coke area was transparent, as if peeing...
"what!"
Lin Nianwei felt the slightest icy splash on the skin of her legs, she exclaimed immediately, and stood up directly from her seat.
This series of actions caused some small commotions.
The rest of the unknown audience forgot to look this way, traces of pale yellow liquid slowly flowed down Lin Nianwei's inner thigh.
Seeing this situation, the melon-eating people who don't know the truth can't help becoming dirty...
It's not some pee-holding play, play it off, right?
Zhou Han regained his senses, and he didn't care to see who patted his shoulder just now, so he quickly handed over the tissue.
"I'm sorry, Xiaowei, are you okay?"
"It's okay." Lin Nianwei took the tissue and wiped the yellowish cola on her thigh. The surprised eyes of the people around her made her blush a little.
It's not good where to sprinkle it, but it's in such an embarrassing place...
Lin Nianwei was a little embarrassed, so she sat down silently, avoiding the eyes of people around her, and wiped her thigh carefully.
But no matter how you look at it, it seems that you are doing shameful things secretly in public.
Seeing that Lin Nianwei was fine, Zhou Han felt angry, wanted to see who was so annoying, and suddenly appeared to scare him.
If it's a woman, use reality to oppress it first.
If it's a man, it's a punch to go up.
After Zhou Han made up his mind, he turned around and saw an acquaintance.
Chen Qing's face was full of embarrassment, and he circled each other with two fingers, as if he was sorry for what happened just now.
She saw Zhou Han and Lin Nianwei from a distance just now, and decided to come up to say hello.
But I didn't expect this greeting to be overdone, Zhou Han's reaction was violent, and even dragged Lin Nianwei next to him into the water.
Zhou Han frowned, and all his complaints were stuck in his throat. Facing an acquaintance, Chen Qing, who was still a girl, he couldn't open his mouth.
I can only stare at Chen Qing with very resentful eyes, expressing my dissatisfaction.
With an embarrassed expression, Chen Qing changed the subject in a low voice, "That...long time no see..."
Lin Nianwei seemed to have dealt with the Coke issue, she was a little surprised when she turned around to see Chen Qing, but she still said in a kind tone, "Long time no see."
"Hmm!" Chen Qing ignored Zhou Han's resentful expression and greeted Lin Nianwei.
It seems that Lin Nianwei doesn't care about what happened just now, but Zhou Han is different, no one will be in a good mood when someone is startled, it's like getting angry——
"What a coincidence, ah..."
Zhou Han responded with gritted teeth, it's not easy to have an attack in public.
"That..." Chen Qing pretended to be okay, and fanned the wind with her hand, "Which fly is buzzing? I'm here to say hello to Lin Nianwei, please don't talk to me if we don't know each other, okay?" Well, it feels gross..."
"Hey, it was you who took the initiative to pat me on the shoulder just now, which scared me..." Zhou Han's face darkened, thinking about the stalk of pretending not to know, how long will it take to finish?
"Tch!" Chen Qing curled her lips in disdain, raised her right hand, and said sadly, "My hand is about to rot..."
Zhou Han's expression on his face, thinking do you hate me so much?Will it rot if you touch it, will I be a corrosive slime?
Chen Qing frowned, as if she suddenly remembered that she should pay attention to her image, so she put away her masculinity and smiled like a flower, "What a coincidence, meeting you here?"
Poor acting!
Please stop pretending to be cute!
Everyone is an acquaintance, who doesn't know who? !
Talk to me like a real man!
Have you ever considered how much damage a chimpanzee in a sailor suit can do to the viewer's eyes?
Zhou Han complained maliciously to Chen Qing in his heart.
"Well, are you going to watch the movie too?" Lin Nianwei asked curiously.
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