my sister never called brother

Zhou Han still stole the pornographic manga that pushed his sister out of Miyazaki Airi's room.

Of course, he didn't break the door lock of Miyazaki Airi's room, but went to Mom and Dad's room and got the spare key at home.

Zhou Han always liked to sleep late when he was a child, he couldn't wake up no matter what, and even locked his room door, which angered his father.

So, in a fit of anger, my father secretly assigned spare keys to the room of the brothers and sisters in case he couldn't get into their room.

I didn't know this until I was in junior high school.

It's just right now, and I'm very lucky to use it to open the door of my sister's room.

This is Zhou Han's secret, and he will never tell Miyazaki Airi that dead girl.

After Zhou Han entered Miyazaki Airi's room, looking at the black box full of pornographic comics, he couldn't help sneering in his heart.

snort!

Look, I didn't throw it away!

I just finished reading it slowly.

Zhou Han decided to take the manga back to his room, and after enjoying it, put it back in Miyazaki Airi's room.

If it was so subtle, he would have laughed out loud.

My sister is not at home, and I am leisurely reading comics. It is really a wonderful holiday.

Zhou Han listened to Miyazaki Airi's monologue yesterday, and was attracted by the plot, which made him scratch his head, and couldn't help but want to see what was said later.

Otherwise, he wouldn't go into his sister's room in his spare time.

"I go!"

"It's really a ghost father plot behind it?!"

"Damn it, I actually forced my son to dress up as a woman to have sex."

"This... this, this, this... so pornographic and violent..."

Zhou Han flipped through the pornographic comics page after page, his eyeballs almost fell out of the shock of the bloody plot.

Although the thief chicken is yellow, it looks cool~

Zhou Han felt that he couldn't put it down anymore, and decided to read this insane cartoon all day long.

"Isn't it beautiful?"

Elizabeth's petite body sat on Zhou Han's shoulders, and she actually watched along with her.

"It's okay, it's just a little weird." Zhou Han thought about it, and couldn't help but make a comment.

"Do you feel that you have a sense of substitution? The situation of the protagonist of Huangman is a bit similar to yours." Elizabeth teased in a joking tone.

"But...maybe..." Zhou Han panicked, feeling that he was a bit like this deranged male protagonist, especially the standard match of sister, green plum, and passer-by girl.

"You learn to do the same, it's very safe!" Elizabeth encouraged enthusiastically.

"What!?" Zhou Han was frightened and wondered if Elizabeth was mentally ill. This comic is not reality, and the male protagonist has a halo that lowers the IQ of the supporting role.

Pushing the younger sister, messing with green plums, grass-roots people, and finally messing with the daughter, blowing up the son's chrysanthemum in women's clothing.

This……

My God, I dare not think about it, I dare not think about it.

"Don't believe me, what if it happens?" Elizabeth smiled slyly.

"Get out!" Zhou Han waved his hand, really couldn't stand Elizabeth.

"This is a ready-made life plan, you should consider it..." Elizabeth patted Zhou Han's shoulder with her small hand.

Zhou Han secretly sighed and didn't speak at all.

"Om-"

A text message came from the phone, and the desktop vibrated again and again.

"Xiaoyi, read for me." Zhou Han concentrated on reading the manga, too lazy to move.

"Oh." Elizabeth responded, raised her eyelids, and said with a smirk——

"A text message from a black-bellied girl."

"Student, what about the women's clothing photo?"

Chapter 790 Nine Threats

No way?

Just take it as a joke, okay?

He even came to ask for it...

Zhou Han suddenly became nervous, and he didn't have the mood to continue reading pornographic cartoons.

He didn't understand what Su Xuejie was thinking, a shameful photo of women's clothing, can't it be okay?

What a ghost, I don't want to be a boss in women's clothing!

Zhou Han got up from the bed, his eyes panicked, and he couldn't make up his mind for a while.

"This is how to do?"

"What else can I do, women's clothing~" Elizabeth smiled heartlessly, gloating happily, "It happens that Aojiao is not at home, so you go and steal her stockings and put them on, Mao Mao's thighs are covered by black stockings , really has a special flavor, wonderful~"

"Get lost..." Zhou Han raised his eyebrows, itching with anger, "Why do you have such a strong taste?"

"What's this? I haven't let you steal out the tsundere lace and put it on!" Elizabeth puffed up her cheeks and said angrily, "I'm afraid you'll wear the tsundere lace leding, look! I think about you more!"

There were three black lines running down Zhou Han's forehead, and he didn't know what to sleep with.

He took the phone over, thought about it and started sending text messages to Su Xiaowei.

Han: Sister, are you kidding me?

Mei: Ah~, the reply is so fast, I thought it would take a long time for you to reply. Could it be that you have been waiting for me to contact you, and have been looking forward to it for a long time?

Zhou Han smashed his mouth, he almost became immune to Su Xiaomai's cold jokes.

Han: Not at all.

Mei: What a ruthless junior, who took so much advantage of me, yet is still so cold.

Han: I don't remember ever taking advantage of you!don't talk nonsense...

Mei: Does the dress from the day before yesterday count?Obviously I was the one who looked up and down, but I saw that you like to wear it, so I let it go to you.

Zhou Han's brows were furrowed suddenly, and he was trembling while holding the phone, probably because he was pissed off.

I don't like wearing them!Please don't spread rumors, okay?

Zhou Han lowered his head and continued to communicate with Su Xiaowei.

Han: Forget it...forget it, thank you senior sister for taking care of me.

Mei: Don't be in a hurry to say thank you, it makes you seem to be in a hurry to get rid of the relationship, wipe your mouth and leave.

Zhou Han's face darkened, Su Xiaomao guessed what he was thinking, and made himself very embarrassed.

Han: I don't have one, is there something wrong, senior?It's okay, I'm busy first, I'm studying hard, I'm very busy!

Zhou Han squinted at the pornographic cartoon next to him, and couldn't help but blush, feeling very ashamed.

Wu: Wow, seriously farting~

"Ugh!" Zhou Han choked for breath, he couldn't tell whether Su Xiaomai was teasing or scolding himself.

"Hahahaha..." Elizabeth laughed and leaned back.

"Be quiet!" Zhou Han buried Elizabeth under the pillow very rudely.

Han: Sister, it’s too much, I’m really studying hard.

Wei: The ranking of each exam is on the last page of the grade, so what are you talking about studying hard?

Han: That was a mistake, my name occasionally appears on the penultimate page!

Zhou Han became angrily, feeling that Su Xiaokui looked down on people too much.

Wu: Oh, are you talking about the time when many students broke their stomachs after eating skewers outside the school before the exam?

Zhou Han frowned, he couldn't refute anymore, he felt very embarrassed, Su Xiaomai really knew all about himself.

Wei: You can also blow it out that time, junior, don’t you blush?throw away~

Zhou Han lowered his head, couldn't stand it anymore, and asked directly.

Han: Senior sister, what are you doing?

Mei: Say it~

Han: I was wrong, senior, women's clothing is just a joke, don't take it seriously!

Mei: Hey~?So you're lying to me?You are quite brave...

Zhou Han's expression became complicated, even through the phone screen, he could feel the resentment between the lines of Su Xiaomai's text message, directly hitting his face.

Han: I'm not lying to you, senior, I'm a boy, and I have dignity!How can you wear women's clothes?

Mei: It sounds nice. I'm bored now, and I just want to pass the time with your women's clothing photos.

Han: There are many ways to pass the time, there is no need to force me to wear women's clothing.

Mei: But I just want to see your women's clothing, so just put it on and send me a photo, and put on the skirt I gave you.

Han: I don't!Senior sister, don't force me, I will never wear it!For my dignity...

Mei: What a dishonest junior, hee hee~

Han: I beg my senior to let me go...

Mei: I want to post your women's clothing on the school's big-character posters to promote it well.

Zhou Han's eyes widened, and the cold sweat dripped down his back immediately.

I rely on!no...

This is the rhythm that forces me to commit suicide!

and many more!wrong!

It's not that simple.

Zhou Han calmed down a bit, and played psychological warfare with Su Xiaomai.

Han: Alright, senior, I won’t stop you. If you spread the word casually, without evidence, no one will believe it.

Zhou Han had some confidence in his heart, and felt that even if Su Xiaomai spread the word everywhere, few people would believe it. After all, his usual image was that of a tough guy.

As long as there are no photos of women's clothing, who would believe it?

After a long time, Su Xiaomai didn't reply, probably she was thinking.

"Just pretend to be a woman~" Elizabeth pouted at the side, "It won't lose a piece of meat..."

"Get lost..." Zhou Han showed a very disgusted expression, "I am a man, and women's clothes don't fit my image."

"Bah, yesterday I fucked a big guy in women's clothing!" Elizabeth said bluntly.

"Who... who fucked!?" Zhou Han retorted with a guilty conscience. Thinking about Duan Nan yesterday, she was indeed prettier than most girls.

"咻咻~" Elizabeth's small face bulged into a little bun.

Su Xiaomai, who had been silent for a long time, seemed to have figured it out, and replied to Zhou Han.

Wei: You are right. Without evidence, it is hard to believe.

Zhou Han laughed out loud, it really is so, after all, now everyone will not believe a word lightly, and there is no plan to say JB.

Han: Then senior sister, please let me go, I will be grateful to you for letting go of the skirt.

Mei: Don't be so anxious to thank me, I'll change the way of threatening.

Han: What do you mean?

Mei: Let me show you a baby~

Zhou Han frowned, feeling a bad premonition.