my sister never called brother

Zhou Han didn't know how to answer for a long time, maybe Lin Nianwei was right, it was because of jealousy, the real self was actually very jealous that others had a complete family, but he didn't, but he didn't want to admit it.

"Let's go! See you again!" Zhou Han yelled at Lin Nianwei's back, "I play with myself, and I can be Ultraman every day! I'm so happy!!!"

Zhou Han on the playground was alone, talking to himself like a psycho.

Zhou Han put away his thoughts and turned over on the bed.

Happy fart!Playing with myself is actually boring to death, I really don't want to think about these things!

At that time, it would be great if I apologized to Lin Nianwei, wouldn't it be like this now, and it would be caused by self-esteem again?

Maybe it's jealousy...

Chapter 8 Chair Wars

Zhou Han, who was lying on the bed, was no longer thinking about the things in elementary school, but he couldn't figure out why Lin Nianwei's ideal deskmate was himself. After thinking over and over again, he could only come to one conclusion——

No matter how pitiful she is.

Zhou Han who came to this conclusion was very embarrassed. He sighed in his heart, if only he could have a good chat with her...

Zhou Han thought of the egg that could hatch a beautiful girl last night. He took out his mobile phone and called up the page. He saw that the egg that was pure white yesterday had fine patterns growing on it today.

"Can this egg really hatch a beautiful girl?" Zhou Han couldn't help frowning in doubt, but still took care of it carefully for a while.

After taking care of him, Zhou Han got up and went to the bathroom. This was his habit. He had to go to the bathroom before going to bed, otherwise he would not be able to sleep well.

Zhou Han swaggered open the door of the bathroom, only to see a vast expanse of whiteness inside, Miyazaki Airi was drying her hair naked, it looked like she had just finished taking a bath.

"You...you you you you...how did you get in here! I locked the door!!!" Miyazaki Airi wrapped a towel in a swift motion , The blush seems to be dripping blood.

Seeing this scene, Zhou Han was sweating profusely, what happened!I forgot that the door of the bathroom at home is broken, and this house is no longer my own. How can anyone come in normally...

"The door...the door is broken..." Zhou Han stared at the ceiling, wanting to throw away the blame.

"You you you...you see it!?" Miyazaki Airi asked.

"No... I didn't see it! It's all water vapor."

"Talking!" Miyazaki Airi stared at Zhou Han, "Your tone is shaken!"

"Tch! What a hassle!" Zhou Han curled his lips, "What's so interesting about the airport, it obviously has nothing to offer, and it looks like it's a disadvantage..."

Zhou Han directly said what was in his heart, and Miyazaki Airi looked at him in disbelief, never expecting there to be such shameless people in the world.

"You...you you you..." Miyazaki Airi pointed at Zhou Han, her words were incoherent.

"Okay! Okay! If you feel that you are too disadvantaged..." Zhou Han said while taking off his clothes, "I'm naked, can I let you see it again? Is this fair?"

"You you you..." Miyazaki Airi felt dizzy from being so angry.

As soon as Zhou Han took off half of his clothes, he felt a gust of wind blowing on his face.

"Go to hell! Idiot!!!" Airi Miyazaki knocked Zhou Han to the ground with a punch, and made him pass out, "Who...who wants to watch you!!!"

Miyazaki Airi stepped heavily on Zhou Han who was lying on the ground, and returned to the room, "Bastard! Go to hell!"

With a bang, Miyazaki Airi slammed the door shut.

The next morning.

"Hey! Get up!"

When Miyazaki Airi woke up early in the morning, she saw Zhou Han still lying in front of the bathroom door. It seemed that after being knocked out last night, she slept here all night.

Zhou Han opened his eyes dimly, only to see that Miyazaki Airi had finished washing and dressing long ago, and was stomping on her face with her feet in black knee socks.

But the point is not this, the point is Zhou Han's current line of sight angle, which happened to be able to see the scenery under Miyazaki Airi's skirt, he felt very embarrassed and looked away.

"Speak up! Play dead! If you don't get up, you'll be late!" Miyazaki Airi wondered why Zhou Han was so slow today.

"You think I don't want to wake up!?" Zhou Han said depressedly, "You should take your feet off my face first!"

"Ah...Sorry!" Miyazaki Airi put her foot down, "It's so comfortable to step on."

Zhou Han's face turned dark, and he stood up from the ground, Miyazaki Airi glanced at him.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha..." Miyazaki Airi burst out laughing suddenly after watching Zhou Han for some reason.

Zhou Han looked puzzled, "What are you laughing at?"

"No...it's nothing..." Miyazaki Airi dodged her eyes, put on her brown leather shoes as if running away, "I'm going to take a step first, let me give you a kind advice before I leave .”

"Don't look in the mirror, bye!"

Miyazaki Airi left after finishing speaking, Zhou Han scratched her head, feeling that she looked suspicious today.

"What are you doing, today is weird." Zhou Han muttered, and went to the bathroom to wash up, only to hear a scream.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Zhou Han in the bathroom was startled when he saw himself in the mirror. The left half of his face was red and swollen because he was beaten by Miyazaki Airi last night.

At this time, Zhou Han looked like the pig's head of the second senior brother, and he didn't need any makeup.

"I instantly killed the handsome face of a big star! How can I live on my face!?"

In class three of the second year, Gu Bai came very early, a group of people chatted and laughed around him, Lin Nianwei walked in silently while reading a book.

"Good morning! Deskmate, where did you come?" Gu Bai waved his hand in greeting.

"En." Lin Nianwei didn't turn her head, hummed lightly, and returned to her seat.

"Ha...ha..." Gu Bai smiled awkwardly, but suddenly saw a sneaky man with glasses at the door of the class, secretly looking at Lin Nianwei in the distance, looking at Lin Nianwei. naked.

The mysterious man with glasses looked at it for a while, and then left. Gu Bai looked away, without thinking too much, thinking that it was probably a boy from a foreign class who came to see it because of the name.

Wang Qianqian looked at Gu Bai and then at Lin Nianwei, and said, "What kind of attitude is that! It really makes people angry."

"Forget it..." Gu Bai said with a smile, "She didn't mean anything malicious."

"It has appeared! Today's Gu Bai is shining like a saint!" Feng Jiarui said strangely, and deliberately raised the decibel to attract the attention of the people around him.

"What tone is this? Crosstalk?" Gu Bai was amused.

People around also laughed, Feng Jiarui scratched his head, pretending to be surprised, "So I still have this talent!?"

What talent!It was obvious that he was deliberately sensationalizing, pretending to be an exaggerated acting, Zhou Han walked in at some point, and happened to see Feng Jiarui, this annoying little blond.

"Good morning! Zhou..." Gu Bai just wanted to say hello, but saw Zhou Han's face swollen like a pig's head, "Your face...what's wrong?"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha..." Wang Qianqian and Feng Jiarui laughed while covering their stomachs.

The muscles on Zhou Han's face twitched a few times, feeling a little angry.

"I accidentally bumped into it myself." Zhou Han replied.

"It's best to apply ice cubes, the swelling will go down faster." Gu Bai suggested.

"No need! It's almost the same as now after the swelling has subsided. It's very good now and has its own characteristics!" Wang Qianqian smiled and sarcastically.

"Bajie! Where's the master?" Feng Jiarui made a Monkey King gesture.

"Tsk!" Zhou Han couldn't bear it anymore, and took a step forward, wanting to fight.

"Squad leader."

At some point, Miyazaki Airi came over suddenly, "I wrote the class list last night, see if it works."

Gu Bai looked at it and said, "Okay, I'll leave such a troublesome matter to you, I'm sorry."

"It's okay!" Miyazaki Airi smiled and waved her hands.

Zhou Han didn't say anything, and returned to his seat without saying a word.

That guy Miyazaki seems to be having fun, Zhou Han doesn't know why, he feels a little uncomfortable, why can he smile so naturally to other people outside, and put on a bad face to me …

"Wow!" Li Yang just wanted to turn around to chat with Zhou Han, but was startled by his pig head.

"Wow, what a fart! It's like seeing something disgusting." Zhou Han was dissatisfied, thinking, I haven't disliked you for being a second child!You actually despise me first?

"Hmph!" Li Yang said coolly, covering his left eye, "Have you been cursed by the orcs? Unexpectedly, you, the minion of the Holy See, are here today. Everything is retribution!"

"Shut up." Zhou Han put on a poker face.

"But you are very lucky. This king is the most benevolent among all the demon kings of all ages, so I will help you." Li Yang tore off his blindfold, revealing his scarlet left eye, and waved his hand, "The super invincible thunderbolt in the universe is unique, unique and unique in short. Very awesome light of purification!!!”

A strong light shone on Zhou Han's face, "This...this is! No way!? This is..."

"Flashlight..." Zhou Han remained expressionless.

Li Yang put away the flashlight, put on the blindfold, and said, "Huh! You'd better ask for blessings, I can't do anything!"

Zhou Han's face was dark, disgusting as if he had eaten a fly.

After the class bell rang, Zhang Qiang, the teacher in charge, came in and said, "Your music teacher Dong Yingxue will come to attend the class later, please be more enthusiastic."

The students responded.

I hope the teacher who is listening to the class will not sit with me... Zhou Han thought.

Miyazaki Airi silently moved the chair used by the teacher and placed it next to Zhou Han.

I'm really afraid of something!Zhou Han said with a dark face, "Hey, put the chair somewhere else, and there is a teacher next to it, so I'm too embarrassed to sleep."

Miyazaki Airi glanced at Zhou Han, the corners of her mouth curled up, and she said disdainfully, "Who cares about you."

This guy... what an attitude! ?Zhou Han raised his eyebrows.

Zhou Han looked at the chair and kicked it to the front next to Li Yang.

"What are you doing, a minion of the Holy See? This chair should be at your place, right?" Li Yang pushed the chair back.

"I'm next to the trash can, the air is not good, it affects the mood of the teacher, it's better for you." Zhou Han kicked the chair over again.

"Don't worry! The teacher won't care! I assure you!" Li Yang pushed back the chair.

"Where are you clean, I'm dirty." Zhou Han continued to kick the chair.

The two talked to each other and pushed the chair back and forth, neither of them wanted the teacher to be next to them.

After a while, the noisy class suddenly quieted down because...

Teacher Dong is here. She has long brown hair waving and is wearing a black silk OL outfit. Her breasts are not comparable to these adolescent girls.

So beautiful...Zhou Han was stunned.

"Cough!" Zhou Han coughed lightly, "I thought about it, the chair is already here with me, I decided to take this responsibility, give it to me!"

"What are you talking about? You are next to the trash can, and the air is not good. Let me go." Li Yang grabbed the chair and didn't let it go.

"Isn't this my line just now?! You're too cunning." Zhou Han said with a dark face, also holding on to the chair.

"It's not cunning, I'm thinking about Teacher Dong's health." Li Yang looked serious.

"Your secondary disease is contagious, for the sake of Mr. Dong, let me go." Zhou Han smiled.

Both of them were holding on to the chairs, and they were in a stalemate.

What are those two idiots doing?Miyazaki Airi frowned.

Chapter 9 Youth Academy

"Let go, you chubby..." Zhou Han said with a dark face.

"Don't let it go, if you want to let it go, you let it go first."

"Then it's fair, I'll count to three, two and one at the same time, how about that?"

"Okay..." Li Yang nodded,

Zhou Hai began to count down.

"three."

"two."

"one!"

As a result...neither of them let go of the chair in their hands, Zhou Han and Li Yang glanced at each other unhappily.

"Hehe, I knew you, a middle school bastard, wouldn't let go." Zhou Han sneered and said through gritted teeth.

"Fortunately, the king was prepared, and knew that the people in your Holy See are a bunch of sanctimonious gods." Li Yang said bitterly.

"There's no other way, let's fight!" Zhou Han suggested.

"This king has this intention. I don't know why? Seeing you is very uncomfortable today!" Li Yang said with a straight face.

"That..." Teacher Dong Yingxue had been watching for a long time, and couldn't help saying, "It doesn't matter where I sit."