my sister never called brother

Enough!Stop talking nonsense!

The one who sent the love letter, you are obviously a pervert!

I want to write a love letter with an oil-based pen that can't be erased, and then the girl sticks it on the private part. The handwriting of the love letter will be printed on the girl's private part, and it can't be wiped off. This is the ultimate goal!

And the one with hemorrhoids, don't talk nonsense, I never had hemorrhoids!

Zhou Han didn't want to stay here for a long time. If he wanted to take something, he would take it out, so he reminded the old lady.

"sanitary napkin!"

"What Dongmei?" The old lady asked back, not sure if it was on purpose.

"Sanitary napkins!!" Zhou Han's eyes were tearing apart, and he was about to die of anger.

"Ma Dong what?" The old lady frowned, seeming to be listening carefully.

"Sanitary napkins!!!" Zhou Han shouted almost out of breath, and rolled his eyes, feeling extremely fucking embarrassed.

"What plum?" The old lady had a look of dementia, just responding to the sanitary napkin.

People around were staring at Zhou Han with strange eyes, as if they were looking at an alien.

With a huge sense of shame, Zhou Han yelled three times for sanitary napkins in a row at the canteen, but in the end he got nothing, which is really unacceptable and very angry!

His intuition told Zhou Han that he was tricked...

Nima!

My voice is hoarse!

Did the old lady deliberately not hear?

No matter how deaf you are, you can't look like this!

Also, is this Ma Dongmei's broken stalk enough to play?

What I want is sanitary napkins, not Ma Dongmei!

The pronunciation is different, what kind of brain circuit will link sanitary napkins and Ma Dongmei together!

Zhou Han's nose turned crooked in anger, so he turned around angrily and left.

"Broken sanitary napkin, I don't want it anymore!"

"Okay~" The old lady nodded.

"Pfft!" Zhou Han spat out a mouthful of old blood, clutching his chest and thinking——

that……

Can I yell at someone?

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Chapter 820 Two, Please, Xiao Rui

Enough is enough...

Buying sanitary napkins is the most difficult task?

It is the best weapon for girls to torture their boyfriends!

Zhou Han sighed sincerely in his heart, how decent it is for a boy to ostentatiously buy sanitary napkins.

"Hey! You're here too?" Fang Yong walked over and patted Zhou Han's shoulder enthusiastically, "What do you want to buy?"

"Ah?" Zhou Han came back to his senses, scratched his head and said in embarrassment, "Just... buy something."

Fang Yong smiled, passed Zhou Han directly, and handed the bag to the old man, "Come to wrap the sanitary napkin."

What the hell!

so bold?

Just say it!

Aren't you afraid of other people's strange eyes?

Is it also to help my girlfriend to buy sanitary napkins?

Zhou Han's eyes widened, as if he had seen a ghost.

Fang Yong took the toilet and left directly, but was stopped by Zhou Han.

"Fang Yong, why are you buying sanitary napkins!?"

"Of course it is used..." Fang Yong was stunned, and replied in a natural tone.

Niubi!

An old man actually uses sanitary napkins! ?

Where is it used?Stick it on your butt as a diaper?

Zhou Han collected himself, trying to figure out what was going on.

"You're a boy who buys sanitary napkins, don't force yourself!"

"What's the use of this?" Fang Yong held up the sanitary napkin and said heartily, "We all use it for the basketball team, and it is a daily consumable."

"I'll go..." Zhou Han had a strange look on his face, and complained, "You basketball team sticks sanitary napkins on your buttocks. This picture is too beautiful to imagine!"

"Where are you thinking?" Fang Yong smiled bitterly, and explained seriously, "We put sanitary napkins on the soles of our shoes and use them as insoles. They absorb sweat and protect our feet."

"Is there still such an operation?" Zhou Han found it incredible that sanitary napkins could be used like this, and he had never heard of it.

Thinking about playing basketball, when the battle is in full swing, a piece of sanitary napkin pops out from someone's feet, isn't it embarrassing?

The big girl blushed, and the young man couldn't bear to look directly...

"Let's go!" Fang Yong waved his hand and left with a sanitary napkin.

Zhou Han stayed there, pondered for a while, then walked up resolutely, and put the money in front of the old lady.

"Ma what plum?" the old lady asked again.

"Fuck you!" Zhou Han cursed angrily, and said word by word, "I, want, Wei, health, towel!"

"Say it earlier, the young man can't speak clearly." The old lady turned around to get a sanitary napkin for Zhou Han.

Who is lisp! ?

You're the one who can't speak clearly!

All of you are lisps!

Zhou Han scolded in his heart, but didn't scold the old lady face to face, but he was labeled as disrespecting the old and caring for the young.

In an instant, countless eyes looked like searchlights, looking at Zhou Han, as if they were looking at a pervert, and there was a huge pressure invisibly.

Zhou Han turned his head calmly, and said with a condescending attitude——

"Look at what?"

"I buy sanitary napkins to protect my feet and absorb sweat!"

"You bastards..."

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Zhou Han hurried back to the bathroom on the second floor.

Fortunately, it didn't take much time, he naively thought that Lin Nianwei would bleed to death.

If it wasn't for the phone running out of battery, it wouldn't be too easy to buy sanitary napkins by wearing a data skin.

When Zhou Han came to the door of the women's bathroom, he encountered another difficulty.

My phone was out of battery, so I couldn't contact Lin Nianwei inside.

Shouting at the door will be misunderstood as a pervert.

It is even more impossible to break in without authorization.

What should I do now?

A thin layer of cold sweat broke out on Zhou Han's forehead, and it would be too time-consuming to go back to class to pick up the charging phone.

Is this deliberately torturing me?

Am I going to break into the women's restroom?

Damn, I'm about to become a habitual criminal who invades the women's bathroom!

Zhou Han was very helpless, he really had an inexplicable fate with the women's bathroom.

"Brother Han?"

Zhou Han turned his head to look, and it was Yao Xiaorui who was greeting him.

Yao Xiaorui seemed to be passing by with a friend, and happened to see Zhou Han.

The short-haired girl and the curly-haired girl muttered a few words quietly, looking at Zhou Han from time to time. Yao Xiaorui blushed when she heard this, and was actually ashamed to be teased.

The two girls waved their hands and left early, deliberately making room for Yao Xiaorui and Zhou Han.

Yao Xiaorui blushed and walked towards Zhou Han, "Brother Han, why are you here?"

"I...I...that..." A drop of cold sweat dripped down Zhou Han's forehead, he hesitated to speak, the sanitary napkin was still in his pocket, making it bulging.

I feel so embarrassed...

Why are you met by an acquaintance at this time?

And it happens that Xiaorui, who adores me, can see that my glorious image is about to be destroyed...

"Brother Han, why are you standing outside the women's bathroom door? I heard that there are usually some obscene boys gathered here." Yao Xiaorui lowered her head and said embarrassingly.

I am not!

I didn't think about anything obscene at all!

All of this... everything is the choice of Steins Gate!

Zhou Han looked away and scratched his cheek with his hands.

"I... I didn't want to do weird things..."

"Brother Han is also a boy, I know..." Yao Xiaorui blushed.

Hey Hey hey!

What do you know!

Please don't guess!

Inexplicably, he put a strange big hat on me.

Zhou Han was a little panicked, with black lines all over his forehead.

"For example... if Brother Han doesn't dislike it, you want to see some strange places, but...you can tell me, I will satisfy your curiosity, after all..." Yao Xiaorui poked with two fingers, whispering Said, "We've met each other frankly at the hotel..."

Zhou Han's expression was "囧". Thinking about it, that day was really wonderful, but don't mention it now, Lin Nianwei may still be bleeding inside...

"Brother Han, do you want to come to my house this weekend? There is no one in my house..." Yao Xiaorui lowered her head, but her ears were already flushed.

This naked hint!

Is it possible to run amok without no one at home?

We are high school students, studying hard is the only mission on our shoulders!

Zhou Han had the cheek to think to himself, obviously wanted to go terribly, but Miyazaki Airi at home has been under strict supervision recently, so she went out by herself, wishing to follow her out to monitor herself.

If you don't return overnight, it might be another cold war.

"It's not Xiaorui like this, I..."

Zhou Han suddenly had a flash of inspiration, he couldn't get into the women's bathroom, so he asked Yao Xiaorui to help him in, wouldn't it be over?

"Xiaorui, I have something very important to ask you!"

"Eh!?" Yao Xiaorui was stunned for a moment, seeing Zhou Han's extremely serious expression, it must be a very important matter!

Combined with the current weird atmosphere, she was delighted to see it wrong.

Is it agreeing to spend a wonderful night with myself, and both become adults?