my sister never called brother

Zhou Han climbed onto his bed, before he took off his shoes, the phone rang at an inopportune time.

Who is it? !

It's so late and you still call?

Don't you know it's impolite to call at this time?

Zhou Han frowned, and got out of bed angrily.

Picking up the phone and looking at it, it was an unfamiliar number.

Looking at the phone number, Zhou Han couldn't help feeling a little puzzled——

Who is this?

Can't make a mistake?

Zhou Han answered the phone, and immediately said, "It's a wrong number, don't call me again, if it's a telemarketing call, please be sincere, let me use your product for decades, I'm thinking about it." Can't buy rice."

Zhou Han is a bit brazen, he has seen many telemarketers like this, they talk non-stop, if they really want to spend money to buy it, they will be fooled.

It's okay to try it for free, let's enjoy it first, whether to buy it or not is another matter.

Zhou Han thought of the brain gold that was hyped up on TV, saying that it nourishes the brain and increases IQ.

It's ridiculous~ I can't measure it with or without adding IQ. Throwing a copy of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination, Three-Year Simulation" in the past, it will or won't.

"I'm not a salesman..." There was a middle-aged man on the other end of the phone.

"Why are you calling if you're not a salesperson?"

Zhou Han complained and hung up immediately.

But within a minute, he called again.

Zhou Han picked up the phone impatiently, "Hey, what are you doing?"

"I'm not a salesman, I'm..."

"Pimping is not okay either, you should go to a hotel or something." Zhou Han curled his lips, wondering if recruiting girls is already so frenzied now?Call home directly.

"No, don't get me wrong, I'm looking for my future son-in-law." The middle-aged man finished speaking in one breath, afraid that Zhou Han would interrupt.

"Son-in-law? What son-in-law?" Zhou Han's heart skipped a beat, feeling a little bad.

"My phone number should be correct..." The middle-aged man paused, then checked, "Is your name Zhou Han?"

"Yes..." Zhou Han secretly swallowed his saliva, and replied nervously, "Yes..."

"That's right..." The middle-aged man seemed very happy, and said bluntly——

"I am your future father-in-law!"

Fiancee X fiance? !

Chapter 840

Zhou Han was dumbfounded, cold sweat dripped from his forehead.

The hesitation was too shocking, the phone slid down his cheek, and fell to the floor with a "click".

"Son-in-law? What's wrong with you?"

"Even if you're happy, it's not like this, is it?"

The future father-in-law on the phone kept asking questions curiously.

What the hell! ! !

Isn't the future father-in-law filming?

It will take at least half a year for a crew to finish filming, right?

Why is it coming so soon? !There is no sign at all!

Could it be that at a young age, I am about to embark on a forced marriage and forcibly combine with a girl I don't know?

What a joke!

I am now a man who is destined to be the harem king, how could I be hanged on a tree?

Zhou Han made up his mind to reject this kind of marriage. If Lin Nianwei and Miyazaki Airi found out, they might kill him.

As for Yao Xiaorui, he will definitely choose to accept it, even if he is dissatisfied, he will only sigh.

But Zhou Han felt that there were already enough girls involved with him. If there were more girls, he would not be able to deal with them at all.

Zhou Han picked up the phone, pretended to be stupid and said in a daze, "Sorry, did you recognize the wrong person?"

"No, my son-in-law's name is Zhou Han." The future father-in-law insisted.

"It's called Zhou Han too much. I've been single for so many years. Where did my father-in-law come from?" Zhou Han showed a somewhat forced smile, wanting to get away with it.

"You have it now, and I'm your future father-in-law..." The tone on the other end of the phone was very firm, and he had already identified Zhou Han.

"Uncle, don't misidentify your son-in-law. If your daughter finds out, she will probably faint in the toilet." Zhou Han played an emotional card.

"I have the final say, and my daughter's opinion can be ignored." The future father-in-law said very domineeringly.

Hey Hey hey!

This guy is enough!

It is because of parents like you that the blind date team in the park is getting bigger and bigger!

Zhou Han rolled his eyes, and said in a good voice, "Uncle, I think you have drunk too much, go back and wake up at the bar."

"I didn't drink, and you are my son-in-law. Didn't your father tell you about the baby kiss?" The future father-in-law asked very surprised.

"No? What baby girl, I've never heard of it." Zhou Han's tone of pretending to be silly was very realistic.

"It's impossible, how could you not know?" The future father-in-law seemed very confused, "I clearly taught your father to greet you in advance."

"What's the hello? I've never heard of it before. I won't have a girlfriend in a dead house like me." Zhou Han justified casually, trying to make his future father-in-law doubt himself.

"That's strange, it shouldn't be. Does your father work in the National Security Bureau?" Future father-in-law wanted to verify the information to see if it was correct.

Zhou Han frowned, his mind full of question marks, "My father is an archaeologist and an honorary professor of the History Department of Yenching University."

"Huh? Isn't it right?! Your grandfather was a big shot back then, the head of the intelligence department, and a lieutenant general. No matter how miserable your father was, he wouldn't be a poor professor..." The future father-in-law said in surprise.

"You're wrong again. My grandfather is an ordinary retired soldier. When he was free in his later years, he would just shoot birds with a slingshot." Zhou Han said helplessly, remembering that his grandfather was indeed an ordinary person and died when he was five or six years old. up.

Zhou Han's impression of his grandfather was that he was full of bad words, a little demented, and his body was quite tough. When he was a child, he only ate roasted sparrows behind his grandfather's buttocks.

"Look, I said uncle, did you recognize the wrong person? Although my name is Zhou Han, I am not your son-in-law."

"Well, I know what's going on, but you are my son-in-law." The future father-in-law said seriously.

"Uncle, you are making trouble for no reason. I'll hang up..." Zhou Han planned to hang up directly, and it would take a day if it could be delayed.

"Don't hang up, you kid is very cunning, you don't want my daughter?" The tone of the future father-in-law suddenly changed, revealing his essence of human spirit every minute.

"Wh... do you want anything? It's said that uncle, you made a mistake, I'm not your son-in-law." Zhou Han had a drop of cold sweat on his forehead, feeling a little bad.

"Forget it, this kind of thing can't be discussed formally over the phone. I'll bring my daughter to visit and let's have a good talk." The future father-in-law muttered deliberately, "Your family lives in Dingsheng Community, Unit 801, Building [-], no wrong?"

OMG!

How did he know?

Has dad already given him his home address?

This pig teammate deliberately threw the mess to me!

Zhou Han immediately became nervous. If the future father-in-law brought his fiancée to kill him, Miyazaki Airi's little jealous vat would explode. He wouldn't let him fall in love at first, but now his fiancée came to kill him.

"Don't, don't, don't! Don't come, my house is not convenient."

"Oh!!" The future father-in-law let out a strange smile after he succeeded, "Now can I admit that you are my son-in-law?"

Zhou Han had a bitter face, his face was like an eggplant that had been beaten by frost, it was extremely ugly.

He is a little depressed now, he can't avoid it by avoiding it like this.

Zhou Han hesitated for a while, and could only choose to admit it, but he didn't intend to compromise, thinking about knowing it with affection and reasoning, and pushing this marriage away.

"Uncle Su, I don't want to be like this either. The problem is what era it is, and baby kisses. I really can't accept it..."

"What's wrong with baby kisses? Blind dates are still a legacy of ancient times. Nowadays, old men and women still want to go on blind dates? It's the dream of millions of single dogs to get a baby kiss. Don't get cheap and act good. And my daughter is good, you won't lose money this time." The future father-in-law will be persuasive, and he wants to quickly book the marriage.

"You arrange your children's marriage, what do you make your children think? Uncle, won't your conscience hurt?" Zhou Han persuaded earnestly.

"No, the orders of the parents and the words of the matchmaker are all justified. Besides, the divorce rate is so high now. I think the son-in-law I guard is very reliable." The future father-in-law is not polite at all.

"Uncle Su, forgive me, your daughter is the husband, not you, so can't you respect your daughter's opinion?" Zhou Han paused, then continued, "We young people all advocate free love, In this way, you have given your daughter a lifelong event, and your daughter will hate you for the rest of her life."

"No, she..." The future father-in-law hesitated for a moment, then continued, "She is very much in favor of this marriage, she has no objection at all, and she listens to me very well, so you don't have to worry."

"Pfft!" Zhou Han spat out a mouthful of old blood, a little dazed.

I go……

Is there such a girl now?

All listen to the parents, there is no host at all.

Even if the fiancée agrees, I still don't agree!

"Uncle Su, calm down, I want to make it clear that your daughter will not be happy marrying me, because I am a scum, greedy and lustful by nature, and I also like..." Zhou Han thought for a while, and said seriously ——

"I like to drink, smoke and hit women..."

"As long as I don't fight for a day, I will feel uncomfortable~!"

PS:

The 91 in the last volume is the 432 of the main volume, which was sent by mistake yesterday.

Chapter 840 Threat

How about it? !

Can we give up now?

No father-in-law would like a son-in-law like me...

Zhou Han showed a somewhat smug smile, in order to escape the marriage contract, he did not hesitate to blacken himself to pieces.

"Wonderful~" The future father-in-law seemed quite happy, "This is the real man, I like you like this, I am very satisfied to be my son-in-law."

"Uncle... Didn't you hear what I said clearly?" Zhou Han had a "囧" expression, looking extremely embarrassed.

"It's normal for a man to be fickle. If he doesn't like sex, it's because of his kidneys. It's even better to drink, smoke, and hit women. This shows that you are manly, not a pussy, and you are not a soft-footed shrimp who succumbs to women." The future father-in-law doesn't know how to fight He gave Zhou Han a good meal and praised him, "Not bad! Although we haven't met each other, I'm already very satisfied with you."

are you crazy? !

Normal people hate it!

Why don't you play your cards according to the routine, uncle!

What is the hatred between you and your daughter?

This is clearly pushing her into the pit of fire!

Zhou Han frowned, his face was a little red, and he felt that the matter was very difficult.

"Uncle Su, don't be like this, I don't want to promise to be a baby! Please let me go, please? Your daughter is also in a great age, and becoming my fiancée will be a bad luck for eight lifetimes!"

"It doesn't matter what you said, your father and I agreed, and this marriage is settled like this!" The future father-in-law didn't stop talking at all, and just followed his own routine.

"Don't, don't!"

Zhou Han quickly refuted and shouted anxiously.

"Well, this Saturday night, I'll take my daughter with me, let's go out for dinner, you and my daughter will meet, and I'll call you to let you know the exact time."

"Don't! We're talking!" Zhou Han was sweating profusely.

"Okay, okay, that's it! Don't forget to dress up handsomely, let me see what your son-in-law looks like? Hang up..."

The future father-in-law hung up the phone directly, leaving Zhou Han messy in the cold wind.

I wipe...

What the hell is this!

I am refusing!Why is it directly related to the meeting?