my sister never called brother

"I've always had a question. In Japan, do female high school students your age have any experience in social assistance?" Song Ming's eyes were full of little stars, and he spoke surprisingly.

"Pfft!" Zhou Han spat out, almost choking to death on Song Mingyuan's words.

"You... want to die?" Miyazaki Airi said with a gloomy face.

Song Mingyuan was stunned, looked at Miyazaki Airi's airport, and said cheaply, "No way? Are you not qualified..."

Miyazaki Airi couldn't bear it any longer, and raised her small fist to beat Song Mingyuan violently.

"Calm down! Calm down!" Zhou Han was taken aback, and quickly grabbed the angry Miyazaki Airi.

Miyazaki Airi waved her small pink fist angrily, "Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!!!"

Zhou Han thought depressedly, you stopped me just now, but now you want to beat him to death?

"Cough!" Song Mingyuan coughed lightly, feeling that someone was going to beat him for no apparent reason, so he stopped talking nonsense, and quickly cut to the chase, "Let me tell you about my plan, everyone be quiet!"

Miyazaki Airi crossed her arms and stared at Song Mingyuan angrily, her anger still lingering.

"First of all, I want to change the name of Qingxue Club to Qingxue Office, from the original literary club to a social club, so what are we going to do?" Song Mingyuan pointed at Zhou Han, and said loudly, "Good question!"

"Who asked you?" Zhou Han complained depressingly.

"Our daily work is to accept the entrustment of all the students of Jinteng College, to help them come up with ideas and solve the problems they encounter. It's that simple, and as long as three entrustments are completed, the student union will recognize that our club activities are effective. I The club can be reborn from the ashes!" Song Mingyuan asked excitedly, "How is it?"

Lin Nianwei looked at the book without raising her head or expressing anything.

Zhou Han was stunned, although he didn't quite understand, but he felt so powerful!

Miyazaki Airi thought for a while, "You can try, according to what you said, if it goes well, it should be successful."

"Then do you want to join my club? It's fate for you to break in today!" Song Mingyuan said persuasively, the more people there are, the better things will be done!Three cobblers can beat a Zhuge Liang.

"I'll join! It looks quite interesting." Miyazaki Airi was quite cheerful.

"That's great! Miyazaki-san is very forthright! I like it!" Song Mingyuan clapped his hands.

"Hmph!" Miyazaki Airi raised her head proudly.

"That... I won't participate, I'd better go home and lie down comfortably." Zhou Han said.

"I'm sorry, no one asked you at all, and I didn't intend to let you join. I saw that you are not very smart and can't help you. If you can, you can go out now. Remember to close the door from the outside. "Song Mingyuan said innocently.

"This... this broken club, who... who wants to join!?" Zhou Han got up and left.

But before he took a few steps, he heard Song Mingyuan say, "Our instructor is Dong Yingxue, Teacher Dong, she is in charge! You can go to the office to see her if you have nothing to do."

Hearing this, Zhou Han stopped, turned around, hugged Song Mingyuan's thigh tightly, and said with snot and tears, "Senior Song! I was wrong! I really want to join this club! If you Don't let me join, I won't let go today..."

"I can't help it!" Song Mingyuan shrugged his shoulders, with a look of success, "I'll leave the chores to you in the future, no problem?"

"Of course no problem! I am very diligent!" Zhou Han nodded frequently.

Miyazaki Airi glanced at Zhou Han with black lines all over her head, if you work hard, your home will be like a garbage dump! ?And your motivation for joining is not pure, right?

Song Mingyuan turned to look at Lin Nianwei anxiously, with a serious expression, and asked cautiously, "Student Lin Nianwei means..."

Lin Nianwei closed the book with a "snap", raised her head, brushed her hair behind her ears, looked at Song Mingyuan, and said.

"Is there any necessary reason for me to join your club?"

Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi looked at Lin Nianwei in surprise at the same time.

This is the longest sentence I've ever heard this girl say, Miyazaki Airi thought to herself.

I haven't heard her say such a long speech for many years, I miss her so much, Zhou Han thought.

When asked by Lin Nianwei, Song Mingyuan couldn't answer for a moment.

Because what Lin Nianwei said was not wrong, she really didn't have any necessary reason to join this club.

Song Mingyuan pondered for a while, then adjusted his glasses, and said sincerely, "My senior once told me that clubs are like the Garden of Eden recorded in "Old Testament Genesis", with its two sides, a carefree life and A poisonous snake with bad intentions, the community also has its two sides. There are very precious friendships and quarrels with disagreements, but my senior said that quarrels are the most rare, just like the poisonous snake tempted Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit to gain wisdom , and we will grow in the quarrel..."

Miyazaki Airi nodded, and said seriously, "Now I believe that this club used to be a literary club. I saw you collecting so many pornographic books just now, and I couldn't help but suspect that this club used to be a pornographic club."

Zhou Han also nodded and echoed, "Although I don't know what you're talking about, I feel so powerful!"

"You idiot don't need to understand what it means." Song Mingyuan's head was full of black lines, he paused, and continued to say to Lin Nianwei, "As for the growth of someone you expect, I think you can find the answer here, so ..."

"Please join my club!" Song Mingyuan fell to his knees like lightning.

"So fast!" Miyazaki Airi marveled at Song Mingyuan's kneeling speed.

Senior Song's movements are so skillful and standard, how many times does it take to kneel to practice?Zhou Han was ashamed.

Lin Nianwei didn't speak, just picked up her schoolbag and left without looking back.

Zhou Han opened his mouth, wanting to say something to Lin Nianwei, but he didn't say a word.

"Ah..." Song Mingyuan sighed and stood up, scratching his head with a smile, "I've spent so much time talking, but it still looks like a failure, hehehe!"

"Why are you so attached to Lin Nianwei?" Zhou Han was puzzled.

"Because she is smart and a beautiful girl, coming to my club will definitely increase my popularity. When the time is ripe, I will package her as a gold medal expert and charge 100 yuan once, so I will make a lot of money. ! Oh ha ha ha ha..." Song Mingyuan showed the face of a profiteer.

"In the end, you're still trying to fill your own pocket!" Miyazaki Airi protested dissatisfied.

"Both of you fill out the application form for joining the group, don't regret it later and run away." Song Mingyuan quickly took out two application forms for joining the group.

"Why do I feel like I'm on a pirate ship..." Miyazaki Airi felt a chill go down her back.

"Why do I feel the immediate sense of signing the deed of sale..." Zhou Han felt weird, and added, "Is it too late for me to regret it now?"

"Of course it's too late!" Song Mingyuan had a serious expression on his serious face.

After returning home, after dinner, Zhou Han immediately dropped the bowl and chopsticks and ran to his room, looking impatient.

"Wait!" Miyazaki Airi called Zhou Han to stop.

"What!?"

"Why are you asking?" Miyazaki Airi was amused by Zhou Han, "Washing the dishes!"

"Why should I brush?" Zhou Han said confidently.

"You don't wash the dishes, why do you have the cheek to eat what I cook?" Miyazaki Airi said seriously.

Zhou Han blushed, feeling that what she said was very reasonable, unable to refute it, he could only silently pick up the dishes and prepare to wash the dishes.

"Ah! By the way, here..." Miyazaki Airi walked to the bathroom door and pointed to a sign, "Before the lock is repaired, use this sign to convey information. The red side means someone, and the green side That side means no one, if you still barge in like yesterday, hehe! You are dead!"

"Okay, I see. Are you okay? Then I'm going to wash the dishes." After speaking, Zhou Han went to the kitchen.

How strange, why didn't he fight me for three rounds today before compromising?As if there is something urgent, Miyazaki Airi thought suspiciously.

Zhou Han finished brushing the dishes swiftly, ran back to the room, hurriedly took out the phone, and called up the page.

That's right!For the first time, he experienced the charm of nurturing the game, and he has been thinking about the mysterious egg for a long time.

"**beautiful girl, where are you? Hee hee..."

Chapter 11 Elizabeth Sauce

Zhou Han couldn't wait to call up the mysterious egg in the phone, full of anticipation, thinking that it had hatched, but in reality, an embarrassing dialog box jumped out——

"I'm so sorry! Difficult delivery."

"Hey..." Zhou Han's face darkened, what the hell! ?I have waited so long!One sentence of dystocia and it's game over! ! !

Without further ado, Zhou Han clicked uninstall directly.

"Don't panic, just smash the egg with a hammer if you have a difficult delivery, (laughs)"

A cartoon hammer appears on the phone screen.

Zhou Han raised his forehead depressed, complaining in his heart, why didn't he say something about being able to smash it with a hammer! ?Why on earth have I waited so long like an idiot...

Zhou Han controlled the hammer on the phone screen and knocked on the mysterious egg twice.

"Crack!" came the sound of cracking eggshells.

Zhou Han stared at the screen of the phone nervously, his tone a little excited, "Finally...is it finally coming out!?"

The eggshell exploded completely, emitting a majestic light, illuminating Zhou Han's room like daytime.

"My God! Is this still my phone!? The brightness of the light is unscientific!!!" Zhou Han couldn't open his eyes under the strong white light.

The light dissipated, Zhou Han's eyes were a little dazed, and his surroundings were blurry.

"Hey, are you idiot my master?"

Thinking of a voice, Zhou Han patted his head, a little dizzy, picked up his phone and looked at it, and was stunned for a moment, showing a look of lovelessness——

How can there be such a beautiful girl in the mobile phone!A fat, rough man in red underpants and a white vest was picking his nostrils and looking at Zhou Han.

"Stare—" Zhou Han looked at the rough guy blankly, and threw his phone to the ground in the next second.

The fat, rough man was frightened, "I dropped my phone without saying a word!!!"

"I don't believe in small advertisements anymore! I don't care if I don't have a bonus of [-] yuan! I don't even have a beautiful girl!!!" Zhou Han pointed at the mobile phone on the ground and cursed, "The most important thing is... .Even my gender has changed! Are you insulting my IQ!!!”

"You actually despise me, but I haven't despised you yet!" The rough man pinched his nostrils in his phone.

This bastard is really infuriating... Zhou Han put his foot on the phone and rubbed it with a dark face.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." The rough man looked very sad, "Master I'm sorry...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"Oh!?" Zhou Han was a little surprised, moved his foot away, picked up the phone and said, "Then reset it quickly, you look so disgusting like a big guy who picks your feet."

"Don't worry yet." The rough guy wiped his sweat and began to twist his buttocks. The big red pants made people look embarrassed.

Zhou Han's head was full of black lines, and he yelled, "Why are you twisting your butt! You have hot eyes!!!"

"I...I can't help it, it's the way to start and reset the system." The rough guy said innocently.

"..." Zhou Han was speechless, silently covering his eyes.

After a while, Zhou Han asked, "Are you all right?"

"Okay!" At some point, the voice turned into a sweet girl's voice.

Zhou Han was overjoyed, it seemed that the image this time was correct, he looked at the phone, his expression froze, showing disgust——

The rough guy on the phone has indeed turned into a girl this time, but she is a fat girl with the same figure as the rough guy, with horn braids, thick lips like flames, and a maid outfit that may explode at any time.

"Stare—" Zhou Han looked at the fat girl on the phone with a dark face.

"How is it? I changed into a maid outfit on purpose, are you satisfied now?" The fat girl scrolled around on the phone.

Zhou Han looked regretful, and threw the phone hard on the ground again.

"Ah!" The fat girl screamed, and said aggrievedly, "I have become a girl, why did you still throw me!?"

"Are you right about the word **beautiful girl!!?"

"It's five words to report the master." The fat girl raised her hand.

"Don't complain about me! Are you going to rebel?" Zhou Han was anxious.

"Don't dare dare!" The fat girl waved her hands hastily, and then supported her breasts with her hands, and said, "My breasts are not small, why are you sorry for the beautiful girl?"

"Are you sure you're not fat? I said you're sorry for the beautiful girl." Zhou Han's head was full of black lines.

"Could it be..." the fat girl blew a kiss, "Aren't I beautiful?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" Zhou Han covered his eyes, "My eyes! My eyes!!!"

The fat girl has a bitter face, feeling that this person is so hard to serve!

"Can you reset it again?" Zhou Han asked quickly.

"No, it can only be reset once."

"What!?" Zhou Han was very disappointed, and said angrily, "You must be a defective product distributed by the merchant! I want to return the product! You are defrauding consumers!"

"Really, when did you consume it? How do you return it..." The fat girl picked her nostrils.

"I can't take it anymore! I want to uninstall you!" Zhou Han threatened.

"Hmph!" The fat girl snorted coldly, picked her nostrils, crossed her legs, and said indifferently, "I'm sorry, since you cracked the egg, it can't be uninstalled, what can you do to me? Hee hee hee. …”

Zhou Han's face gradually became gloomy. Looking at the fat girl's virtues on the phone, he got angry, turned around and ran to the drawer, what else did he find?

"Hey! What are you looking for? Don't waste your efforts, I'm already a nail in your phone!" Fat friend had a bad feeling.

After Zhou Han found it, he walked towards the fat girl on the phone with a smirk.

"This...this is..." The fat girl's face turned pale, "Don't do something stupid! You...don't you want your phone!?"