my sister never called brother

What kind of bloody thinking is this, please be normal!

Zhou Han's expression was astonished, looking at Su Xiaomai for a short time, he didn't know how to respond.

"What was your reaction?" Su Xiaomai narrowed her eyes, and said lightly, "As for being so shocked? You kissed and touched me, and then you want to wipe it off and leave?"

"This..." Zhou Han couldn't help but three black lines floated on his head, and said awkwardly, "Isn't it right to be responsible! I'm all here to save my sister! Don't embarrass me like this!"

"But it's the first time I've kissed a boy, so it's gone, I'm not very balanced..." Su Xiaomao's pretty face couldn't help but get a blush, she turned her head away, and subconsciously stroked her chestnut-colored hair.

"Senior sister, the situation was so urgent at that time. If I don't give you artificial respiration, who will help you? There are all uncles next to me. I am better than those uncles, so you can accept it? Could it be that you are satisfied with someone else? What do you like about older uncles? It's..." Zhou Han's mind was full of question marks, and he couldn't understand what senior sister meant now?

"Who likes uncle?" Su Xiaomai turned her head and gave Zhou Han a dissatisfied look, and said in a low voice, "I just think...you will suffer if you kiss..."

The expression on Zhou Han's face suddenly became dumbfounded, thinking that his situation at that time was to save others, and it was too sensitive for the senior sister to feel that he was at a disadvantage.

But after thinking about it, Zhou Han can understand how the senior sister feels.

After all, Su Xiaomai is also a girl, and being kissed by a boy for the first time must have greatly stimulated her mood.

"Senior sister, it is impossible to be responsible, and it is impossible to be responsible in this life."

Zhou Han said seriously, thinking about his current three girlfriends, he finally formed a relatively stable situation, and now there is one more, maybe it will explode in place.

"Why are you so fickle? You don't want to be responsible after kissing someone, err..." Su Xiaomao pretended to be sad.

Zhou Han remained expressionless, thinking that these must be the tears of a crocodile, and wanted to arouse his sympathy and achieve a certain purpose.

"Senior sister, don't make things difficult for me. If you feel uncomfortable, just say something casually. I will definitely help you do it within my ability."

The corners of Su Xiaomai's mouth curled up in a strange arc, and there was a hint of cunning in her eyes, "Really?"

"Well, but it must not be against ethics." Zhou Han said seriously, worried about Su Xiaoji's unreasonable demands.

"Give me your three girlfriends~" Su Xiaowei said with a smile, and she really couldn't help showing her fox tail.

"No!" Zhou Han refused without even thinking about it, looking at Su Xiaowei with weird eyes, thinking that senior sister is really a dog who can't change what she eats, she really still misses my wives!

"Give me two, and you keep one." Su Xiaomai's eyes shone with hope, and if she was kissed by her junior, she could get two girls in exchange. This wave is not bad~

"Get out!" Zhou Han protested angrily, and couldn't help but swear.

"Then...then I want a head office, right!? There can be no less..." Su Xiaomai pleaded, thinking that it was absolutely not too much for her to want a girl.

"Get lost..." Zhou Han replied weakly, if Su Xiaomai was a boy, he would definitely be slapped in the face.

"Stingy!" Su Xiaomao puffed up her cheeks angrily, and said dissatisfiedly, "Since you won't give me any of them, then be responsible to me!"

"Those are all my girlfriends, senior sister, are you thinking about others?" Zhou Han frowned.

"I just fell in love with your harem group. If you don't want to give it to me, I'll tell Xuemei Lin that you kissed me in the park and scratched my chest." Su Xiaomai said unceremoniously. Threatening, there is no reason at all with Zhou Han.

"Uh..." Zhou Han remembered Lin Nianwei's advice before leaving, and couldn't help but panic, "Senior, calm down, you are repaying your kindness with revenge, I saved you, and you actually treat me like this? At worst, I will let you kiss me back and make it happen." No? I'll kiss you, you kiss me, and it's fair..."

"Do you think I'm a fool? I'm the one who suffers, right?" Su Xiaomai looked at Zhou Han contemptuously, wondering what the junior was thinking?All good things have been taken.

"Anyway, I can't be responsible to you, and I won't give you my girlfriend. If I do, they'll kill me with knives." Zhou Han said fearfully, thinking that a girlfriend isn't an item either. Just send it?What do you think of others?

Su Xiaowei suddenly looked like a deflated ball, her shoulders suddenly drooped, the trick failed, which made her feel a little uncomfortable.

"I just knew that my junior is really stingy, and I don't even have one girlfriend among so many."

"Can girlfriends be divided up casually? Sister, you are also a girl, and you should fight for feminism." Zhou Han wrinkled, and said awkwardly, "You should change your job, is there anything you particularly want? , I can buy it for you."

"I don't lack anything..."

Su Xiaomai couldn't help thinking that in order to fool her family, she really needed a fake boyfriend who was always on call.

The previous agreement was to let Zhou Han act as a shield once, but once was not enough to hide it from the family.

If the family members know that they have a boyfriend, they will definitely let Zhou Han visit frequently, why not take this opportunity and make him a permanent shield?

After Su Xiaowei made up her mind to pay attention, she looked at Zhou Han carefully and asked seriously.

"If you really want to help me with something for you and not me, what else can you do?"

"That's almost what it means." Zhou Han nodded.

"Then you can be my fake boyfriend..." Su Xiaowei said lightly.

"Eh?! Isn't it now?" Zhou Han was surprised.

"Isn't your shield now a one-off?" Su Xiaowei paused, and said her request, "This time you will be my fake boyfriend for a long time, or the kind that is always on call."

"A long time... How long is it?" Zhou Han asked anxiously.

"It's enough before I graduate from high school." Su Xiaomai thought that she would break up after graduation, and there would be no objections from her family.

Zhou Han thought for a while, and visually estimated that there was only half a year left, which is not too long, so he nodded, "Okay..."

"And you kissed and touched me, absolutely don't tell anyone, this is a secret between us." Su Xiaomai warned, worried that it would not be good to spread it.

"Sister, don't worry, I will definitely not tell others, or I will lose my mind." Zhou Han remembered that his girlfriends were more vicious than each other, how could he dare to tell this?

At this time, the door of the ward was opened——

"Xiao Mao!" Mother Su walked in with a worried face, and she was terrified by visual inspection.

"Mom..." Seeing her mother coming, Su Xiaomai sat up slightly on the hospital bed, "Mom, are you here?"

Mother Su came directly to Su Xiaomai's side and checked her daughter's body everywhere, "Xiaomai, are you okay? Are you feeling unwell?"

"It's okay, drowning is not a big deal, just take a little rest." Su Xiaomai said with a smile.

"You child, how can drowning be a big deal?! You will die!" Mother Su couldn't help but blame Su Xiaomai.

Su Xiaomai stuck out her little tongue and didn't refute. When she saw her mother, it turned out that her senior could act like a baby.

"This is..." Mother Su sized up Zhou Han, feeling a little familiar, his appearance overlapped with the previous photo in Su Xiaomai's USB drive——

Omg!

this is not……

Is that girl in the USB flash drive a pervert! ?

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Mother Su is looking at Zhou Han.

And Zhou Han is also looking at Mama Su——

This is Uncle Su's ex-wife, right?

She is indeed very beautiful, and she still has a bit of charm at this age.

When she was young, she must have been a beauty who had her head broken by countless guys, right?

Zhou Han's intuitive feeling is that Mama Su is a beautiful young woman, similar to Su Xiaomai and Yao Xiaorui.

And she is very good at dressing, not at all like the people of the previous era, but more like a fashionable woman who keeps up with the trend.

Su's mother stared at Zhou Han with wide eyes, and felt that she was right, the young man in front of her was Su Xiaomai's female costume boss in the USB flash drive!

Thinking back to the flamboyant pose and the ultra-short skirt, Mama Su still couldn't understand the aesthetics of young people nowadays.

Mother Su thinks that the age of men and women and women is sick, just like the entire civilization is going backwards, and she is a little disgusted.

Like Brother Chun on the toilet cover channel, Mother Su thinks it's not normal at all. Isn't it good to be a woman?It is necessary to forcibly occupy the living space of men.

"Hello, Auntie, my name is Zhou Han, and I am the younger brother of Sister Su."

After Zhou Han regained his senses, he hurriedly introduced himself. It would be too rude to wait for someone to ask.

"Hello, hello..." Mother Su nodded, she had no other thoughts except for being shocked.

Because the guy in front of me doesn't have a very deep relationship with his daughter, I remember that Xiao Mao said that this big guy in women's clothing is not a boyfriend.

However, Zhou Han gave Mother Su a very masculine feeling, but thinking about this young man who likes women's clothing in private, he can't help being a little disgusted, not very fond of it.

Su's mother doesn't like young people who look like dogs on the surface. In private, she likes to tsk tsk tsk, which makes people unable to look directly at them.

"Our little girl has been taken care of by you, so I'm sorry to cause you trouble." Mother Su said politely,

"Where is it, the relationship between me and my senior sister, I should do these things." Zhou Han also responded very politely.

Mother Su frowned, feeling that something was wrong, and asked tentatively, "You and our little girl... aren't you the relationship between senior sister and younger brother?"

"Mom! Why can't you see it so obvious?" Su Xiaomai's tone was a little annoyed.

"Huh? What do you see?" Subjectively, Mother Su was unwilling to believe that her daughter was having an affair with a tycoon in women's clothing.

"Zhou Han is my boyfriend, how obvious, we are lovers." Su Xiaomai hurriedly introduced, thinking excitedly, let's see!Don't you want to meet my boyfriend?See it now!Now I will always believe that I am not gay! ?Oh hehe~

Zhou Han's face was capitalized with the word "obsessed". He didn't expect to start acting now, and he wasn't mentally prepared yet. Su Xiaowei's sudden introduction caught him off guard.

"Tsk!" Seeing that Zhou Han didn't respond, Su Xiaomai quickly winked at him frequently, telling him to cooperate with her quickly.

"Ah... yes!" Zhou Han came back to his senses, stood up and said a little cautiously, "Aunt Su, I am Xiaoxiu's boyfriend, so these are what I should do, you are welcome."

"..." Su's mother stared at Zhou Han with wide eyes, her face was also full of confusion, she never thought that her daughter really found a big guy in women's clothing!The taste is really different, too unique.

Seeing that Mother Su didn't respond, Zhou Han felt a little embarrassed, looked at Su Xiaomai in surprise, and wanted to ask what was going on?

Su Xiaowei understood, seeing her mother's astonished appearance, she couldn't help pursing her lips, thinking that she must have never thought that she really found a boyfriend, not a fake, and she is now in a state of astonishment, unable to accept this reality in a short time.

Little did she know that Su's mother was shocked because Su Xiaomai found a pervert who dressed as a girl as her boyfriend, so she couldn't find a normal person. Is the condition very harsh?

"Mom, why didn't you say anything?" Su Xiaowei asked with a half-smile.

"Huh?" Su's mother calmed down a little and said, "I'm just... a little surprised. I didn't expect you to find a boyfriend."

When Su Xiaomai heard her mother bite the word "male" very hard, she immediately knew what was going on, she was clearly teasing herself.

So Su Xiaomai was angry in her heart, and said not to be outdone.

"Why are you surprised? Mom, didn't you always want to meet my boyfriend? Now that I have brought him here for you, why don't you say something? How embarrassing is it to leave him alone without saying a word? "

Zhou Han smiled bluntly by the side, thinking wow~, how embarrassing, Aunt Su seems to be dissatisfied with my fake boyfriend, look, let me say, senior sister, you found the wrong person, right?

"Well, it's not bad, it's pretty good." Su's mother looked at Zhou Han, her tone was not a little joyful, "I'm quite satisfied."

A drop of cold sweat dripped down on Zhou Han's forehead, thinking he would be more satisfied?Holding it must be unsatisfactory, my God, how can I help my senior sister get through this difficulty, it seems to be hell-level difficulty!

"What do you do at home? How many people are there? Are your parents still alive? How is your study? Do you have any bad habits?" Mother Su asked questions like cannonballs.

"My parents are divorced, my father is a university professor, my mother is a scientific researcher, and there are two younger sisters at home. I can study well, and I don't have any bad habits." Zhou Han answered in an orderly manner, knowing that these are all necessary questions thing.

When Su's mother heard Zhou Han say that she had no bad habits, she immediately became upset. Isn't transvestism a bad habit?

If Zhou Han admits it herself, she still thinks that she should be honest at the very least, but now she feels that she is double-faced and not honest at all. Who would give her daughter to such a person?

"No bad habits? Really?"

Su's mother squinted her eyes and asked, her appearance was exactly the same as Su Xiaowei's, obviously reminding Zhou Han to tell the truth and not to deceive her with nonsense.

"Really...really..." Zhou Han broke out in cold sweat, and said awkwardly, "Of course I don't have any bad habits, otherwise my sister wouldn't be able to stay with me."

"Yeah." Su Xiaomai nodded, and said in agreement, "That's right, Zhou Han has no bad habits, mom, what are you asking so nonsense?"

"Did mom ask anything indiscriminately? Why is your child like this? You have a boyfriend, and you don't let mom inquire about it? Doesn't mom care about you too?" Mother Su said confidently.

"Then you ask too many questions, right? I managed to get a boyfriend, and you almost scared me away." Su Xiaomai said dissatisfied, not because she was worried about her mother asking questions, but because she was afraid of asking too many questions.

Zhou Han laughed dryly at the side, thinking that Aunt Su is dissatisfied with herself, and if she is satisfied, she will definitely not ask questions.

"You can't be careless about falling in love. If the boyfriend you're talking about has some shady habit, can't you find out in advance? If you find out too late, you won't even have time to take regret medicine..." Mother Su said earnestly.

Su Xiaojin heard that her mother meant something, so she asked, "Mom, what do you mean? Just say what you want."

"You asked me to say it straight, cough!" Mother Su cleared her throat, looked at Zhou Han and said seriously——

"that……"

"Zhou Han, do you usually like to wear small skirts?"

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"What!??" Zhou Han was taken aback by Mother Su's question, and said inexplicably, "What little skirt?"

Su Xiaomai suddenly realized, and immediately reflected, remembering that her mother seemed to have seen her USB flash drive, and pointed to Zhou Han's PS photo of women's clothing, asking if it was her boyfriend!

Although the picture is very eye-catching, but the face is indeed Zhou Han's face, you can recognize it at a glance!

"You don't have to hide it. Auntie, I've seen your photos. You're a nice guy. What kind of skirt do you have to wear?" Mother Su looked Zhou Han up and down with her eyes, as if she saw a strange thing.