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"An impotent brother who can't harden his sister's body is worthless." Zhou Qiqi said bluntly.

"Uh..." Zhou Han's face darkened, thinking that this girl is really... speechless...

Zhou Qiqi is not happy on the surface, but she is actually very happy in her heart. Although her brother's intention is not to get married, but she is willing to take care of herself for the rest of her life. This proves that her brother will not forget his sister after marrying a wife, so she feels relieved.

Zhou Han checked the schoolbag carefully, but he really didn't find anything missing.

There are all textbooks and notebooks, well organized...

Zhou Han looked at Zhou Qiqi in his arms, thinking that although this guy said he didn't want to go to school, he was actually looking forward to tomorrow's class, right?

"Qiqi, you are quite active. Are you excited about going to school tomorrow?"

"Who... Who's excited! Don't talk nonsense..." Zhou Qiqi rolled her eyes at Zhou Han, blushed, and cursed, "Brother idiot..."

"I'm sorry..." Zhou Han couldn't help but tease.

"Yeah!" Zhou Qiqi clasped Zhou Han's neck with her legs, and shouted, "Brother, watch the trick, scissors kick!"

"Hey, hey, don't don't!"

It was a little embarrassing for Zhou Han to be pinched on the bed by his younger sister, and he was still playing this game even when he was too old.

He looked up, and immediately saw Qiqi's fat body, and a little bear looking at him.

Zhou Han hurriedly covered his face, thinking in embarrassment, my God!My sister is so old and still wears such childish fat times...

"Brother, does my fat look good?" Zhou Qiqi asked condescendingly.

"Tsk!" Zhou Han rolled his eyes and said calmly, "Get lost..."

In the evening, after having dinner with his sisters, Zhou Han also went back to the house to prepare.

After all, there is class tomorrow, homework or something, just copy it casually.

Zhou Han felt comfortable eating dinner today, because Zhou Qiqi didn't mess around anymore.

It made Miyazaki Airi feel a little uncomfortable, and she usually had to quarrel.

However, Zhou Qiqi still speaks with thorns, and this habit is probably difficult to get rid of.

Zhou Han thinks this is not bad, if Zhou Qiqi makes troubles and hangs herself to demolish her harem all the way, it will make people want to die.

After Zhou Han's enlightenment, Zhou Qiqi was only temporarily relieved, and still did not give up her plan to drive away all the vixens.

After Zhou Han finished arranging the textbooks in the room, he thought of Zheng Xuan's unsteady factor, so he had to find a way to make him be more honest, so he asked Elizabeth next to him.

"Xiaoyi, how is the evidence collection going?"

"Wait a little longer, don't be in a hurry, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry." Elizabeth's petite body swayed.

"Really, I'm always a little worried." Zhou Han sighed.

"It doesn't matter. Your current size is beyond the reach of ordinary people. Although it is not ruled out that the other party will disgust you, it is basically from seeking death." Elizabeth said arrogantly.

"By the way, do you feel like upgrading now?" Zhou Han asked.

"No..." Elizabeth shrugged her shoulders and asked in surprise, "Why do you care if I get promoted or not?"

"Don't you really want to get a real body? After all, you don't know what your current body is..." Zhou Han shook his head helplessly, feeling that Elizabeth was too mysterious.

"You...what do you want to do to my body?! What are your plans?" Elizabeth put on a panicked look.

"Where are you thinking, isn't the real body your dream? If possible, I would like to help you." Zhou Han said seriously.

"Is that so, are you repaying me?" Elizabeth asked with a half-smile.

"You can't say that, I just want to help you." Zhou Han said seriously.

"I'm very happy that you can say that, but I'll talk about this kind of thing when I have a complete memory..." Elizabeth spread her hands and said depressedly, "Now my information is incomplete, and I don't know where to find a body. , wouldn't it be embarrassing to be like a headless chicken?"

"That's right." Zhou Han rubbed his chin, feeling that such things should not be rushed.

"Actually, I really want a body. Last time you put on your data skin, I felt great. I can also be regarded as a young and beautiful girl." Elizabeth said confidently, her little nose turned up to the sky .

"Yeah, beautiful girl, haha..." Zhou Han smiled, thinking that Elizabeth's current posture is more like a little magic fairy, which is very embarrassing.

"Besides, I have always handled affairs as your secretary. It is more convenient to have a physical entity. After all, it is not a solution to always see people." Elizabeth said with a slightly sad expression.

"That's right..." Zhou Han nodded, feeling that what Elizabeth said made sense.

"If I had a body, a charming and caring little secretary, aren't you very sexually aroused?" Elizabeth winked repeatedly, her tone meaningful.

"Uh, this..." Zhou Han frowned, with a drop of cold sweat dripping from his forehead, embarrassingly thinking——

What is this all about?

Caring female secretary...

Why do I smell unspoken rules?

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"Where are you thinking? Am I someone who gets excited at every turn?" Zhou Han said, pointing at the black line on his forehead.

"Yeah, why not?" Elizabeth shook her cicada's wings and swayed in front of Zhou Han.

"Go, go, don't make trouble." Zhou Han waved his hand, feeling embarrassed.

"It's a pleasure to have a personal secretary~" Elizabeth said with a giggle.

"Don't be like this, okay? I'm a high school student and I don't need a secretary at all. Can you help me with my homework and a series of exams?" Zhou Han said casually.

"Yes, I really can, just like helping you cheat in an exam~" Elizabeth rubbed her little hands.

"Uh..." Zhou Han blushed, thinking that the secretary was really useful.

"Forget it, I don't have any clues now. It's useless to think about these things." Zhou Han sighed, feeling that the hunger of painting cakes to satisfy one's hunger is really uncomfortable.

"That's right." Elizabeth said helplessly, her expression began to sink again.

Zhou Han looked at the palm-sized Elizabeth, and said helplessly, "It's not hopeless, is it? If you need help, I will definitely do my best to help you."

"Then I'm relieved~" Elizabeth grinned, and said seriously, "When I have a body, I must do all the things that humans can do, eating, playing, and watching. , of course there is papapa, oh ho ho ho~"

"Uh……"

Zhou Han's face turned dark, and the corner of his mouth twitched, thinking in embarrassment, what a mess this is.

Do you want to mess around when you have a body?Isn't there many more beautiful things to experience?

"Can you be a little more serious? Aren't we talking about serious things now?"

"Isn't sex a very serious thing? You seem to like doing this kind of thing every time. I can watch the whole process every time." Elizabeth said with a half-smile, as a small follower, how could she not know something.

"Stop talking, save me some face." Zhou Han covered his face, hoping that Elizabeth would get the real body soon, otherwise it would be embarrassing for a little guy to spy on him every day.

"Buzzing—"

The phone on the desk vibrated, as if someone had called.

"It's a passer-by girl, calling so late, I guess she wants to flirt or something~" Elizabeth's smile was a bit sinister.

"Don't talk nonsense." Zhou Han rolled his eyes, picked up his phone, and connected the call.

Zhou Han: "Hello? Xiaorui?"

Yao Xiaorui: "Han...Brother Han, I'm sorry to bother you at such a late hour. You won't sleep, will you?"

Zhou Han: "I don't have the habit of going to bed so early."

Yao Xiaorui: "Is that so? I thought it would be abrupt to call so late."

Zhou Han: "How come? Well... How is your health? Nothing happened, right?"

Zhou Han asked this question in an uneasy mood, his face turned red. It's not long since he had a relationship with Yao Xiaorui, and he was worried about some physical or psychological problems.

Yao Xiaorui: "I'm fine, I'm fine, don't worry."

Zhou Han: "Well... do you have any psychological discomfort? After all, that kind of thing... is quite stressful."

Yao Xiaorui: "It's okay, I... I'm still very happy, I can combine with the person I like..."

Zhou Han could feel Yao Xiaorui's shyness from the phone, and it was probably a bit uncomfortable and embarrassing to talk about this kind of thing, so it's better not to talk deeply.

Zhou Han: "If you feel uncomfortable, you can... you can just say it directly. I will definitely consider your feelings more."

Yao Xiaorui: "There is no such thing as discomfort. I was a little scared at first, but... But afterwards, my heart is still sweet..."

Zhou Han lowered his head, his face was burning hot, thinking what kind of state would he be in afterward?Why do you think I'm the kind of person who takes advantage of it?How innocent is Xiaorui's heart? Sure enough, I can only find the feeling of being healed in Xiaorui...

Zhou Han: "If there is no problem, I can rest assured. If there is anything that is on your mind, please tell me."

Yao Xiaorui: "I will, in fact, I have something to do right now."

Zhou Han: "Hey!? What's the matter?"

Yao Xiaorui: "That's...it's Brother Han, when can you come to my house? Then spend a pleasant night together..."

Zhou Han frowned, his expression was very exciting, thinking this was a hint! ** Naked Hints Now!

If Xiaorui doesn't hate that kind of thing, then everything will be easy, my God, I'm a little excited!

Zhou Han coughed lightly, expressing his attitude very tactfully, and said in a low voice.

Zhou Han: "If... if one day your computer breaks down, I can help you fix it."

Yao Xiaorui: "This...Okay, I will definitely call Brother Han for door-to-door service."

Zhou Han's face turned dark, he was in a bad mood, and couldn't help complaining viciously in his heart——

Xiaorui must have understood what she meant, right?But what kind of bad conversation is this!

Call door-to-door service one-stop service? !Why do I feel like I was ordered by Xiaorui!

"Sexy Zhou Han, online nude chat, phone subscription, door-to-door service (♂♀)~"

Sure enough, this is the sense of sight!It's too cheating, is there anything!

Zhou Han patted himself on the forehead suddenly, couldn't help feeling embarrassed, and began to doubt his relationship with the girls.

Yao Xiaorui: "What... what's wrong, Brother Han?! I... Did I say something wrong? Could it be that I misunderstood the meaning?"

Zhou Han: "No, no, nothing, door-to-door service is okay..."

Yao Xiaorui: "emmmmmm, by the way, brother Han, I have something to tell you."

Zhou Han: "Eh!? What's the matter? Don't tell you that I need door-to-door service right now. If I need it, I'm afraid I'll have to go through layers of security lines."

Yao Xiaorui: "No...that's not what it means! It's because my father is going to work in other places next week. Let me stay with you for half a month. My father seems to have agreed with you."

Zhou Han: "Yes...is it?"

Zhou Han was stunned, with a surprised expression on his face. Although Su Youqiang mentioned it to him, he didn't discuss it formally with him, and it was decided directly.

Yao Xiaorui: "What... What's the matter, Brother Han? Is it a little embarrassing? If it's embarrassing, I... I won't go. It's okay to be at home, after all, I'm used to it."

Zhou Han: "What's the problem? Just come and live at my house. I told Airi yesterday that she's not happy."

Yao Xiaorui: "Really? Will it cause any trouble?"

Zhou Han: "What's the trouble? Xiaorui, don't think too much, just come!"

Yao Xiaorui: "But Qiqi... doesn't seem to like me very much. If I go... I'm a little worried."

"Tsk!" Zhou Han was speechless with dissatisfaction, and settled the matter with a wave of his hand——

"Qiqi, a dead girl, has no human rights at home."

"Her dissatisfaction can be ignored directly. A mere younger sister can still rebel?"

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school day.

After a few days of vacation, many people suffer from vacation syndrome.

Even Zhou Hanhe felt that going to school was so boring.

But no matter how you complain, don't you still go to school?