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"No, no, how could I not give you good advice? You are my good (R) friend (B) friend (Q)." Lilith said seriously, looking harmless to humans and animals.

"Then you continue to advise me. Now that my brother and I are getting closer, what should I do next?" Zhou Qiqi narrowed her eyes and looked at Lilith, hoping to hear some shortcuts.

"I think about it..."

Lilith's expression became serious, she wondered if her idea was useful?

Senior Zhou's concentration is too weak, and he started to touch his own sister at the slightest temptation?

Then it seems that there is no need to play any tricks, just a little directness seems to be enough, Senior Zhou sent to the orthopedic hospital!

Lilith glanced at Zhou Qiqi's well-developed chest, and said pretending to be profound.

"It's simple, don't you have good capital?"

"Capital? What do you mean?" Zhou Qiqi bit the straw, but didn't hear what Lilith meant.

"Puff puff ~" Lilith held up her small chest symbolically, and said meaningfully——

"Don't you have a pair of big tits?"

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"Uh... cough cough cough..." Zhou Qiqi couldn't help coughing, almost choking to death on her own Coke, "You... what do you mean?!"

"You can use a more direct way to attack Senior Zhou? Since the first step of seduction is effective, it proves that Senior Zhou is definitely interested in you. As long as you increase the intensity of seduction, as long as you are not gay, you will not be able to hold it if you are a man. In this way Don't you get what you want?" Lilith smiled like a little devil, and continued to give Zhou Qiqi a bad idea.

"Is this... method useful?!" Zhou Qiqi expressed doubts about this. Last night, she obviously felt that her brother was very resistant. If she increases the intensity of temptation now, it may be counterproductive, right?

"Why is it useless? Didn't you say that your relationship with senior Zhou is quite close? This proves a truth..." Lilith's expression was serious, pretending to be mysterious.

"What's the reason?" Zhou Qiqi asked curiously, feeling that Lilith's first idea has worked, and maybe the current strategy will also have a miraculous effect!

"Heroes are sad about beauty, isn't this what you Chinese people often say? I think it has been passed on for so long, and there must be a reason for it, so there is absolutely nothing wrong with beauty. As long as you use it a little, you can even be a boy of steel. It will also be melted into water~" Lilith is like a master, her temperament is already detached.

Zhou Qiqi rubbed her chin, and felt that although Lilith looked unreliable, she still made some sense when she spoke. Thinking about how my brother touched and kissed her last night, maybe she subconsciously treated her beauty There is a lot of interest in sex, if the power of sister control is awakened, isn't this super profitable!

"Let me ask you, do you want to defeat Miyazaki-senpai?" Lilith asked tentatively.

"Think about it, think about it, dream about it!" Zhou Qiqi nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Actually, you have already won, or you have been invincible for a long time!" Lilith's hair was swaying, and there must be some random theory.

"Really? Why do I feel like I'm being rubbed on the ground by my fake sister all the time?" Zhou Qiqi narrowed her eyes, very suspicious about this matter.

"This is all temporary, and this situation will reverse sooner or later, because your breasts are bigger than Miyazaki-senpai..." Lilith showed an expression like a master, and said very seriously, "You know, in male In my eyes, ** is justice."

"emmmmmm..." Zhou Qiqi's expression became complicated, and she thought embarrassingly——

is this real?

Why do I feel like this golden retriever is talking serious nonsense?

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home at night.

After eating, Zhou Han was sorting out some things for tomorrow in his room.

As for how to deal with Xu Zheng, Zhou Han has already made Elizabeth fully prepared.

As long as Xu Zheng records his beating video and connects to the campus network, Elizabeth will change it.

As for what?Not necessarily, it just depends on what Elizabeth herself thinks?It is estimated that it will turn into something unexpected, and it may become a video of seven gourd babies beating snake spirits in front of the whole school.

Zhou Han is quite at ease with Elizabeth, just leave this matter to her. Tomorrow, he just needs to quietly watch Xu Zheng's face turn eggplant purple.

"Dong dong dong..."

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, which startled Zhou Han. He couldn't guess whether it was Miyazaki Airi or the bad girl Qiqi, so he had to ask tentatively.

"Who?"

"Brother, it's me..." Zhou Qiqi's voice sounded.

When Zhou Han heard that it was Qiqi who came looking for him at night, he immediately felt pressure doubled, his whole head was dilated, and there was nothing he could do about his sister.

Thinking of what happened last night, Zhou Han still felt his heart beating faster, and he felt sorry for Qiqi, after all, taking advantage of his own sister, this is so inhuman!

Now Zhou Han is very afraid of being alone with Qiqi, especially when the two of them leave the room at night.

It's not that Zhou Han is timid, it's that Qiqi is holding onto him now, and it always feels bad to be alone.

Zhou Han thought for a while, he didn't intend to let this annoying sister in, but wanted to play Tai Chi and get past.

"I'm sorry I'm not here, please go back."

"Brother, don't make trouble, am I talking to a ghost?" Zhou Qiqi's tone was a little dissatisfied.

"I'm sorry, the number you dialed is turned off, please call again later, blah blah blah..." Zhou Han said in a perfunctory tone, but he didn't want to let Qiqi in. Who knows what this bad girl is going to do at this time ? !

"If you can't speak English, don't speak it, okay? What kind of bird language is it, the spell of the little devil?" Zhou Qiqi complained helplessly.

"Uh..." Three black lines appeared on Zhou Han's forehead, thinking that this girl Qiqi is quite good at complaining, "What are you doing? I'm very busy now, and it's not convenient to see you. It's time now , you go to sleep obediently."

"Brother! How could you treat me like this? Your room is my room, and my room is still my room, so I should be allowed to come and go freely!" Zhou Qiqi said angrily outside the door.

"Come on, you and I are not young anymore, we can't have no barriers like when we were young, you and I should respect each other, keep some private space, such as my room, you can't just come in without my permission, isn't that right? Respect me." Zhou Han said in the tone of an older brother, with a serious expression on his face.

Zhou Qiqi couldn't bear it anymore, and was so angry with Zhou Han's Tai Chi, so she pushed open the door and walked in, "Brother, what are you pretending to be prudish in front of me, I don't respect it, what can I do?!"

"You!" Zhou Han turned around and saw Zhou Qiqi holding her homework and entering in a revealing black nightdress.

This attire looks like it came prepared, look at the bare shoulders and sharp calves, exuding an undisguised sensuality, even a man would react to seeing it.

However, Zhou Han was very frightened, thinking that Qiqi came in regardless of her own obstruction, something serious happened, as if she was being targeted by a carnivore.

"What me?! Why can't I come in? Why do you have such a big opinion?" Zhou Qiqi glared at Zhou Han. Thanks to her lingering with her brother for so long last night, she turned her face and refused to recognize anyone after one night. Oh, isn't this the rhythm of a scumbag who wants to eat and wipe himself clean and run away! ?

"Get out for me! Did I allow you to come in? Don't you disrespect me too much? I'm your brother! Don't be so big or small..." Zhou Han frowned, trying to make Zhou Qiqi look serious. scare away.

"Do I still need permission to enter my brother's room? Since I was a child, I didn't need to ask for your permission to enter your room. This is already an unwritten rule." Zhou Qiqi's attitude was stronger than Zhou Han's.

"What unwritten rules? That's all about the year of the monkey? Now we are different, you go out immediately, don't make trouble, I still have things to do!" Zhou Han symbolically organized the things on the desk, Pretending to be too busy to talk to Zhou Qiqi.

However, how could such a clumsy trick deceive Zhou Qiqi?It looked like Zhou Han was deliberately daring her to leave.

"What are you busy with? What are you busy with? Did I interfere with your masturbation here?!"

"Uh..." Zhou Han's face darkened, and the black line on his forehead came down, thinking——

Fuck, this nasty sister...

Why are you talking about everything?

Can't you save me some face? !

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Seeing Qiqi's fearless appearance, Zhou Han felt that she was not well.

Why is this bad girl talking about everything? !

It makes me lose face as an older brother!

Logically speaking, this kind of sister deserves a beating, right?It should be tidied up.

Zhou Han's heart was about to move, but he was worried about Zao Zao's strong resistance. After all, he was in the hands of others, so he had to think about the consequences before doing it.

Seeing that Zhou Han didn't speak, Zhou Qiqi thought she guessed it right, "You really want to masturbate? Then you...then you go ahead, I won't go out and talk nonsense."

"No! Get out of here! Don't come in and bother me, okay?" Zhou Han had a gloomy expression, feeling that Qiqi was about to be promoted to a dog-skin plaster, and she couldn't get rid of it no matter how hard she tried.

"Okay bro, don't be shy, I won't look down on you for doing perverted things in front of me." Zhou Qiqi clenched her little fist and encouraged her, "Go boldly, bro, even if I will support you even if you are no longer a human being!"

"Get out!" Zhou Han's liver trembled with anger, feeling that Qiqi came here so late to make trouble, and he probably would feel uncomfortable if he didn't torture himself for a day, "Go back to your room, it's so late, don't come into my room casually." Room!"

"Really! Don't you feel very happy that my lovely sister came to you?" Zhou Qiqi glared at Zhou Han angrily, and the smell of gunpowder came to her face.

It seems that the two brothers and sisters still have something in common, basically impatient, and especially like to be impulsive.

"I can't feel any joy at all! I can only feel deep pressure, so go back quickly, don't torture me all the time, do you think it's easy for me?" Zhou Han showed a bitter face.

"Stop pretending to be serious in front of me. I know your virtues in my heart. Stop suppressing yourself and become a wolf!" Zhou Qiqi pointed at Zhou Han and scolded.

"Get out, believe it or not, I'll slap you into a whirlwind spinning top." Zhou Han said with a dark face, and in desperation began to use force to deter.

"Huh?! You still dare to hit me? Are you willing to do it? Destroying flowers with your hands is worse than a beast!" Zhou Qiqi scolded angrily.

"You have never been soft-hearted when dealing with your own sister. You girl lacks education. You come and go in and out of my room at will. Do you take my brother seriously?!" Zhou Han was not convinced, and retorted Zhou Qiqi. Why not!

"What kind of sister? Did you really treat me like your own sister last night? You took so much advantage of me..." Zhou Qiqi's eyes became contemptuous, and she looked Zhou Han up and down.

"Ugh!" Zhou Han trembled all over, with an ominous premonition in his heart, is this dead girl going to use that move again! ?

Zhou Qiqi narrowed her eyes and put on a threatening look, "On a dark and windy night, my brother took my clothes..."

"Get it!"

Zhou Han didn't wait for Qiqi to finish speaking, and quickly confessed, raising his hands and posing as if I was wrong in the clothes and I surrendered.

Just by listening to the first half of Qiqi's sentence, one knows what she's going to say later.

He must be threatening himself with what happened last night. He didn't save himself any face, and if he said he would die together, he would die together!

Sure enough, this bad girl just refuses to let her go, and when she becomes angry, she will take out the blame from last night and threaten herself fiercely!

Big beads of sweat fell on Zhou Han's forehead, he dared to be angry with Qiqi but did not dare to speak out, probably he could only accommodate a little in the current situation.

"Little ancestor, can you be awesome? Just say what you say..."

"Hmph, you have to force me to use the ultimate move, just bow your head and admit your mistake..." Zhou Qiqi showed a victorious attitude, very satisfied with Zhou Han's performance.

Zhou Han's face turned black, he didn't speak, and thought in his heart, if it wasn't for the fear that Aili and Xiaowei would explode if they found out, I would jump up and smash this disobedient sister right now!

"It's so late, why are you looking for me? Don't expect anything special, I won't be fooled this time."

"Huh?" Zhou Qiqi suddenly became interested, and couldn't help approaching Zhou Han, her eyes were full of curiosity, "Brother, why do you keep thinking about what happened last night? Are you... suppressing the dirty desire in your heart, yes My body has a strong interest? Like doing something like last night?"

Zhou Han looked at Qiqi's provocative gaze with a blank expression, and felt that it would not violate harmony at all to apply these words to her in turn. It is clear that this bad girl is always plotting evil things, and she can't forget what happened last night! ?

"I didn't, I just warned you, why don't you always threaten me with this matter, or I would have forgotten it long ago, okay?!"

"It's so easy to forget, brother, you are such a ruthless man, but I remember everything clearly, including all kinds of details!" Zhou Qiqi retorted angrily.

"Just forget about that kind of thing quickly, okay?" Zhou Han became mad, thinking that he didn't want to think about it, and hated himself for not having the superpower of brainwashing, otherwise Qiqi would have to forget what happened last night.

"I don't!" Zhou Qiqi retorted persistently, and then showed an obsessed look, "What happened last night is a precious memory for me, brother, you finally couldn't bear the power of sister-in-law, and you wanted to push me down in a frenzy ~"

"I don't, I'm not, don't frame me..." Zhou Han's heart suddenly became sad, feeling that he had been belittled by his sister to be worthless.

"Stupid brother, just refuses to accept the reality~" Zhou Qiqi showed a smug expression, her little nose turned up to the sky.

Now Zhou Han's mind is full of sending Zhou Qiqi, the God of Plague, away, so he said patiently, "What are you going to do? Go back quickly if you have nothing to do, and you are already going to bed."

"I...I don't know how to answer a question, can I ask you to teach me?" Zhou Qiqi came up to her with a smile on her face, and it was obvious that she had no intention of drinking. It was obviously premeditated.

"puff!"

Zhou Han spat out a mouthful of old blood, he is such a scum player, and he still has the ability to teach others to learn! ?What an international joke!

It is said that young people are good teachers, but Zhou Han does not have such a habit, let him teach others to learn, and he will grow his head first.

"Are you insane?! Let me teach you how to do the questions!? Your brother, don't you have any clues about how I learn? Is it the material for being a teacher? What do you think!?"

"Brother, aren't you in the second grade? Don't you know my first grade questions? Are you so stupid? As your younger sister, I am very worried about your future!" Zhou Qiqi showed a worried look.

"I really can't, don't pester me!" Zhou Han frowned, thinking that he has cheats, and studying hard doesn't exist...

"Tsk!" Zhou Qiqi was speechless with dissatisfaction, and immediately began to chant poems again, "On a dark and windy night, my brother took me..."

"Stop, stop, stop! You are so awesome..." Zhou Han wanted to cry but had no tears, his expression looked like he had eaten a fly, thinking——

My sister is so cheap, I really want to beat her ass into popcorn...

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"Hmph~" Zhou Qiqi looked down at Zhou Han, feeling that she had the handle in her hands, and her brother still didn't give in obediently.

"Is Aili not in the house? She studies much better than me. Wouldn't it be better for you to ask her directly?" Zhou Han said with a dark face, thinking that Qiqi's behavior of abandoning the near and far away fully shows that the weasel is not safe for the chicken to pay New Year's greetings. Kindness, if it's really for learning, Airi is obviously more suitable to be a teacher than myself.

"I'm not looking for a fake sister, I'm looking for you!" Zhou Qiqi pinched her waist and said puffed up.