my sister never called brother
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So Zhou Han dressed up a little bit, he looked normal, after all, he came here as the boyfriend of Senior Su, so he had to do a good job on the surface, but don't be easily picked out, too publicity, too low-key is not good, The golden mean will not appear too dazzling.
Zhou Han thought about it a little bit, and if he wanted to pretend to be Su Xuejie's boyfriend, it should be a sibling relationship.
Then, if I don't seem to be too mature and appear a little immature, it may be easier to win the approval of Senior Su's parents, and the chances of helping Senior Su to tide over the difficulties may become a lot easier.
In fact, Zhou Han thought a little too much. Based on Uncle Liu and Mother Su's thoughts, as long as Su Xiaomai's boyfriend is a male, it's fine, and there are not so many requirements.
Looking at the towering elevator building, Zhou Han felt a little stressed in his heart. Even though he knew he was pretending to be Su Xiaomao's boyfriend, he would still feel nervous about meeting his parents, and because he was a fake, he felt even more guilty.
He was thinking about what to say after he went in, so he couldn't stand still and say nothing, could he?That would be embarrassing!
Zhou Han felt that he lacked experience in chatting with parents, and suddenly felt at a loss, and might face all kinds of super tricky questions.
Thinking of this, Zhou Han felt a little bit of pressure, and planned to go in first to talk, even if he couldn't talk, he still had to talk with Sister Su's parents.
Zhou Han looked down at the small gifts he had bought, they were all fruits and the like.
He wasn't stupid enough to come here empty-handed, he still had this kind of basic common sense, and it seemed too rude to speak empty-handed.
Zhou Han breathed a sigh of relief, strode up the stairs, and had no choice but to bite the bullet and go up...
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After coming to the door,
Zhou Han stopped outside, looking at the closed red door, feeling nervous inside, frequently retreating and trying to escape.
But thinking that Su Xiaomai seemed to have helped her a lot, it would be a little too unethical to run away now.
So Zhou Han sorted out his emotions at the door, simulating various scenarios, hoping that he could calm down.
"Uncle and aunt, hello..."
Zhou Han was talking to himself outside the door, looking like a psycho.
He touched his chin, and couldn't help but wonder in embarrassment whether it would be better to smile. If his expression was too stiff, he might be disgusted.
"Hey, Uncle and Aunt, hello, I'm Senior Sister Su's boyfriend..."
The awkward smile froze on Zhou Han's face, and then he put it away, his expression became puzzled again.
"Why do I feel so cheap? It's better to be a little ordinary..."
Zhou Han complained to himself, and wanted to find a safer way to meet, after all, first impressions are very important.
"Uncle and aunt, it's the first time we meet, I'm Senior Sister Su's boyfriend..."
Zhou Han smiled and bowed slightly, trying to look polite.
After acting against the gate three times, Zhou Han was finally a little satisfied, and entered in this state.
Although Zhou Han knew that he was crazy, it was better to prepare in advance than to force it, right?
However, just as Zhou Han bent down and bowed, the closed door suddenly opened, and Duang bumped into Zhou Han's head.
"Hah!"
Zhou Han was pushed back three steps, felt severe pain in his forehead, his scalp was numb, and gasped for air frequently.
I wipe!what's the situation! ?Someone came out suddenly? !
Zhou Han covered his forehead, frowned and looked in front of him, wanting to see who came out.
The door was slowly pushed open, Su Xiaomao covered her mouth and looked at Zhou Han with a smirk.
At home, Sister Su's clothes are relatively casual, without any formal feeling, and the two pairs of white thighs under the hot pants make the blood boil,
"coming?"
"Uh... um..." Zhou Han looked away from Su Xiaomai's thigh in a panic, nodded awkwardly, and then said speechlessly, "Sister, what are you doing? You came out suddenly and almost knocked me out." ..."
"Haha..." Su Xiaowei laughed like a little devil, and said jokingly, "Who told you to talk to yourself outside the door like a crazy person? What are you doing if you don't come in quickly? Those who don't know think you are a suspicious person." Molecules, be careful to call the police and catch you~"
"This..." Zhou Han's old face flushed, he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground, "Senior sister, you...have you seen it?"
"Why didn't you see it? I bowed to the door like a crazy person. I couldn't stand it anymore. Fortunately, I came out early to take a look. If my mother saw it, she would definitely think there was something wrong with you." Su Xiaomai pointed out Pointing to his own brain.
"I... I didn't want to prepare in advance? If I was nervous just after meeting, wouldn't that be revealing?" Zhou Han explained in a low voice, not wanting to admit that he was flustered.
"What are you afraid of? My parents won't eat you. What's more, my mother has seen you and has a good impression of you. Just relax a little. Don't be so nervous. There is no danger at all. Once you are nervous, you will easily show your feet. "Yao Xiaorui said seriously.
"Uh... yes, I need to relax." Zhou Han nodded, took a deep breath, and tried to look normal.
"Don't forget, you are my boyfriend today, so don't let it slip or make my mother suspicious, just treat yourself as my real boyfriend, do you understand?" Su Xiaomai put away With a grinning expression, he was talking to Zhou Han very seriously, and seemed to be worried that Zhou Han would show his feet nervously.
"Understood." Zhou Han nodded, then changed the subject, "But we are a fake relationship, I'm guilty, and I'm not sure it won't be seen."
"Tsk! Why are you panicking? Come here, my sister will cheer you up..."
Su Xiaowei rolled her eyes, thinking that this is the situation now, is there any room for maneuver?
So Su Xiaomai looked behind her and saw that no one was coming, so she stretched her neck and kissed Zhou Han on the cheek.
Zhou Han was in a sluggish state immediately, staring at Su Xiaomai with wide eyes, feeling incredible.
He touched his cheek with his hand, it felt wet, probably Su Xiaomai's saliva——
Uh……
What the hell! ?
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Do you want to be so exciting? !
(;Дi|!)
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Zhou Han's face was full of disbelief, his eyes were wrong when he looked at Su Xiaomai, the kiss came too suddenly.
Even if you want to cheer up, you don't have to do this, you can clearly use words to encourage.
How embarrassing it is to kiss up out of nowhere!It's so easy to overwhelm your imagination!
Zhou Han's face was a little red, and he suddenly felt that his heart was hard to calm down, his heartbeat accelerated, and he was about to jump out of his body.
"Haha..." Su Xiaomao covered her mouth and laughed lightly, thinking that Zhou Han's was quite interesting, so after she kissed her, she shouldn't feel nervous anymore, right?
Zhou Han covered his face, subconsciously took three steps back, and distanced himself from Su Xiaomai, as if he was worried about being eaten.
Seeing Zhou Han's actions, Su Xiaomai was immediately a little unhappy, and asked, "What's your reaction? Why are you so afraid of me?"
"No...that..." Zhou Han lowered his head, sorted out his emotions a little, and said seriously, "Senior sister, this is my normal reaction? What are you doing? How scary to kiss me suddenly! I ...I feel like I'm not well..."
"Tch, what's wrong, you should be secretly happy in your heart, right?" Su Xiaowei asked with a smile.
"God damn it?!" Zhou Han showed a look of madness, and said awkwardly, "I just feel very horrified, if I'm seen, I will die."
"What are you afraid of? Even if my mother sees it, it doesn't matter, after all, you are my boyfriend now~" Su Xiaomai said with a smile.
"Fake." Zhou Han couldn't help emphasizing, for fear of being misunderstood.
"Tsk! Why don't you be so fickle? And you are always concerned about fake boyfriends, how could you not be nervous and reveal your secrets?" Su Xiaowei paused and waved her fingers in front of Zhou Han, "You should be in front of Zhou Han by yourself. I confuse myself in my heart, forgetting that I am a fake boyfriend, but thinking that you are my real boyfriend, so it will be difficult to reveal the truth~”
"This..." Zhou Han pursed his lips, and said awkwardly, "I'm sorry, senior, I really can't do it."
"You are really useless. If I had known this, I would not have looked for you." Su Xiaomao showed a bit of dissatisfaction.
"Uh..." Zhou Han felt that Su Xiaomai looked down on him, so he changed his words and said, "Although I can't hypnotize myself, I will try my best."
"That's right~" Su Xiaomai patted Zhou Han's shoulder, and said like a leader, "It seems that just now was not in vain to cheer you up, kissing still has an effect."
"No, no, this is the only one that should be exempted. I don't need such a senior next time." Zhou Han responded very seriously.
"Hee hee, are you still shy?" Su Xiaomai poked Zhou Han's cheek with her finger.
Zhou Han shrank his head back and rolled his eyes, "I'm not shy, it's just that you embarrass me so much."
"Actually, I made you feel a little in love, otherwise it would be too stiff, wouldn't it?" Su Xiaomai asked with a smile.
Zhou Han was startled, thinking that it was a feeling of being in love, it seems that Senior Su also had good intentions.
Although he was just acting as a fake boyfriend, he had to be more serious.
Zhou Han raised his head, put away some messy thoughts, and said seriously.
"Don't worry, Sister Su, I will work hard and try to remove the homosexual hat from your head."
As soon as the words fell, Mama Su's voice sounded in the room——
"Xiao Yao, who are you talking to outside?"
"Mom, it's Zhou Han, he's here." Su Xiaowei turned around and said loudly.
"Really!?" Mother Su's voice was a little surprised.
Immediately there was a commotion in the room, and Mother Su came out directly, still wearing an apron, probably cooking in the kitchen just now.
"Hey, Xiao Zhou is here, come in, come in, what are you doing standing at the door?"
Su's mother had a good impression of Zhou Han, so she seemed very enthusiastic when she came up, and invited Zhou Han to come in and sit down.
"Come in, my dad is not at home for the time being, and he will be back in a while." Su Xiaomai let out the door, and then went to get a pair of slippers that her dad was wearing, and put them at Zhou Han's feet.
When Zhou Han heard Uncle Liu, his heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't help becoming nervous.
I remembered that I had met Uncle Liu, still as an investor.
At that time, Uncle Liu was still thinking about introducing Sister Su to him, and he said that he had a girlfriend.
If I see it later, I don't know what an embarrassing scene it is.
He told Uncle Liu that he was friends with Senior Sister Su, and now he is using it to pretend to be her boyfriend...
God, this is too embarrassing!
Zhou Han felt uneasy, and he couldn't think of a better excuse for the time being. If he couldn't get past Uncle Liu, he would be in trouble.
At that time, Zhou Han directly denied his relationship with Su Xuejie because he was afraid of trouble.
As a result, it is necessary to pretend now. If I had known today, it would be better to admit it at the time.
"Zhou Han, come in, what are you thinking about?" Su Xiaomai asked suspiciously, feeling that Zhou Han was a little strange, as if he had something on his mind.
"Ah... oh, I'm sorry, I was distracted just now." Zhou Han smiled awkwardly, walked in, and closed the back door.
"How do you talk, little girl? Be nice and don't act like someone owes you." Mother Su felt that her daughter's tone of voice was a bit complaining, which was very bad and annoying.
"Hee hee..." Su Xiaomai stuck out her tongue at her mother. Seeing Zhou Han distracted just now, she thought he was nervous, so she quickly pulled him back to reality.
"It's okay, I'm... just a little nervous." Zhou Han said with a smile, trying to relax himself.
"Oh, why are you nervous? Just treat it as coming to your own home." Mother Su said enthusiastically.
"Yes, just treat it as your own home, don't feel any pressure." Su Xiaomao agreed, and kept winking, obviously reminding Zhou Han.
"Ha..." Zhou Han laughed dryly, looked at the gift he bought in his hand, scratched his head and asked, "Where do you put the things?"
Mother Su hurried forward, took the gift from Zhou Han, and said with a smile, "Look at your child, come as soon as you come, and bring any gifts, it doesn't cost so much at all."
"It's okay, it doesn't cost much, it's my heart." Zhou Han replied very politely.
"That's fine, Auntie won't shirk, come in and sit down." Mother Su urged.
Zhou Han took off his shoes and put on Uncle Liu's slippers.
Su Xiaomai's eyes were sharp, and she knew that her mother was watching from the side, and she had an investigative look.
So Su Xiaomai was not idle, she quickly tidied up Zhou Han's shoes and put them in the closet next to her, looking like a little wife.
Su's mother nodded secretly beside her, thinking that seeing her daughter so enthusiastic for the first time in history, it's probably because they are really boyfriend and girlfriend.
At this time, two children ran out Pidianpidian, and the bratty children raised their heads, their eyes were full of little stars——
"This must be brother-in-law, right?!"
"It's brother-in-law!"
ヾ(°°)ノ
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"Uh……"
When Zhou Han saw Su Xiaowei's younger siblings, he felt that they were not very old, they should be under the third grade of elementary school.
Seeing the two brats, Zhou Han suddenly felt a lot of pressure and didn't know how to deal with it.
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