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"Miss, there is a strange person outside who is motionless! Shall I go around from the woods and call the police?"

Before Paula arrived, the voice came in.

Chapter 204 Portable Can Opener

A vat...a fully armored Ironforge dwarf...a strange short human in a full suit of chain mail, lined with leather armor, and a helmet with a face covering was half-kneeling at the doorway of the little pink fur, holding a fist in both hands. A battle ax, armor-piercing hammer, saber and long sword on the waist, and an old kite-shaped shield on the back.

Made Miss Loria dream back to the age of chivalry, or is this guy who escaped from some mental health sanatorium and ransacked some war museum?

"Miss, let's call the police."

Paula stood in front of Loria trembling, almost crying.

It's not that she has never seen gangsters in the slums, but the door-blocking gangsters who are armed to this extent are too scary. Could it be that the lady borrowed money from strange people?

"Hey, you block me, make way."

Little Fenmao pulled Paula aside. The child has grown wildly since he came to her house, and he has grown a lot in just half a year.

It is almost comparable to the growth of Tumei oil belly.

"Hey, hello, wake up."

Luria softly yelled at the weird man who was snoring, but there was no response from the other party, "Wake up... dinner is ready!"

Suddenly, a loud thunderous sound came from under the helmet with only eyes, nose bridge and lips exposed: "I'm not hungry yet!"

The decorative glass at the door buzzed, and Paula sat down on the floor and cried.

As for Luria... Xiao Fenmao almost fought back, but fortunately, the sudden noise attack made her stunned for a moment.

"Oh, I'm sorry, kids, I forgot to control the volume." The weirdo made a booing gesture, lowered his voice and said in a low voice, "This is Yael's longhouse...it's Earl Fries' mansion, right? Your lord Woolen cloth?"

The current Earl of Fries, the little pink-haired lady rolled her eyes, what's the matter with this man?It seems that they are not as tall as they are, so how dare they call them children.

"I am Earl Fries."

Loria answered angrily, and by the way pulled Paula up from the ground, raised her hand and patted her on the head, telling her to go home first.

"You?" The weirdo looked at Loria and stood up.Sure enough, she looked half a head shorter than Loria. "You are Yael... Earl Fries? You are so thin... You don't have any flesh on your body... And you look too good-looking, you don't look like a lord."

Although this person is very rude...Loria took a deep breath, but she is still very discerning!

"I am indeed the newly appointed Earl of Fries. Who are you? What's the matter?"

Little Miss Fenmao, even her tone was a little gentler.

"Oh, I'm an employee of the Heraklion station of the Naturalist Society, the northern warrior Fufuku." The weird Fufuku poked his tomahawk on the grass in front of the door, took off his helmet, and revealed a woman in her 20s Face, said with a smile: "I'm here to apply for the assistant position of the middle-level investigator 'Little Friends'... Wait, the information does say that she is only 15 years old. I thought she was a naturally burly and strong girl."

She looked at Loria for a while, and after thinking for a while, she said, "You don't look very strong...I, Fufuku, a Varangian descendant, will challenge you to a longhouse duel!"

"What the hell is a longhouse duel?" Luo Liya was confused, "You shouldn't come to me directly if you are applying for a job, right? You should go to the headquarters to register and wait for the notification."

Anyway, because the other party self-reported her status as an employee of the Natural History Society, Luria couldn't be too impatient.

[Longhouse duel is a tradition of the Northlanders. The old earl will be challenged, and the winner will succeed the new earl...Of course, it is not free for the common people to challenge the nobles. Once they fail, they will pay the price of their lives. 】The good assistant Gu Gu answered Loria’s question in a timely manner: 【No one cares about this tradition for a long time, so you don’t have to pay attention to her. Now the four crowns of the Northland and the title of Earl of the Dominion are all based on the local succession law, based on blood inherited. 】

"Longhouse duel..." Fufuku thought for a while, and replied earnestly: "In short, it is a friendly and enthusiastic exchange... Don't worry, I just want to compete with you, and you can also understand my level. If you both think that the other party is good, you can choose the other party as your partner directly, right?"

This makes sense. If you have a strong assistant, it will be of great help to the entrusted work, and for certain high-paying commissions, the assistant's specialty will often be considered... Loria nodded after thinking about it , She seems to have indeed filled in the information for recruiting assistants in the society. It seems that there is such a rule-if there are regular employees and investigators who agree with each other, they can also be directly enthroned as investigators-assistants.

"Please, let's go to the woods in the backyard." Loria said to Paula again: "This is mine... Anyway, don't be afraid, go and pour two cups of tea."

She swallowed the word colleague, but she was still a little unwilling to have anything to do with this weird woman.

"It's such a big woodland... I kind of believe that you are really Yael."

Fufuku, who followed Lulia to the forest in the backyard, was very surprised. Although she was often ridiculed as an idiot by her friend Xiaodou Sprout, she was not stupid enough to compare the house in the Iron City with the forest in the backyard of her hometown.

That's right, Fufuku has already prepared corresponding strategies before hitting the door, and he will definitely not be regarded as a fool from a small place!

It's just a major event that officially started the legend of the great warrior Fufuku - it's not satisfactory to convince Yael with powerful martial arts.

The Earl, a young girl who is distracted in the face of a strong enemy, is too weak...and very unprofessional.

Even so, Fufuku is also doing warm-up exercises without saying a word. Grandpa said that seriousness is her greatest strength.

Miss Loria is thinking about what to have for lunch.

It's not that she is arrogant and underestimates the enemy, but that she really doesn't know what to prepare for dueling.

The weapons are all on her body, and all her magic can be activated instantly except for the mental image.

Cooperating with Cuckoo has already been proficient, anyway, he can communicate with just a thought, and as for Xiao Hei hiding in the shadow, she doesn't need to take the initiative to give orders.

"I'm ready, can I start?" Fufuku clenched the battle ax with both hands, and reminded: "I can give you time to prepare, and...do you really want to face me empty-handed?"

The great warrior Fufuku was humiliated and determined to teach the little count a lesson.

"Oh..." Loria came back to her senses, reached out to touch the skirt, and took out a revolver with a touching caliber from nowhere, "Okay, come on."

"What are you holding in your hand..."

"A portable can opener."

"How can you use a pistol in a holy duel!"

"Huh? I thought it was an actual combat exercise... okay."

Loria seemed to say something hurtful inadvertently. She didn't understand why Fufuku blushed and looked angry... She didn't make it clear when she proposed a duel.

Chapter 205 Stupid Fufuku

Miss Luria put the 'portable can opener' on the bottom of a tree, clapped her hands and asked, "Is it all right now?"

"Let's say you are not allowed to use firearms..."

Fufuku's eyes were red. A long time ago, the Suleimans used firearms to open the walls of the Fortress of Buluo and defeated the Varangian guards...

"Okay, okay, I promise not to, come on."

Miss Luria naturally didn't know the inner historical theater of the woman in front of her, she just felt that this person was very troublesome.

After repeated assurances, Fufuku brandished a battle ax and charged straight at her. Without even thinking about it, Miss Loria flung her hand and was covered in fireballs.

Fufuku, who narrowly avoided the fireball with a dwarf drunk (falling on the ground without protection), hurt his head and tried not to hum. It took him a long time to get up from the ground, and said in a weak voice: " How...how is it possible, it turned out to be a rune mage."

Moreover, she is a rune mage who can activate magic without chanting spells. Fufuku thought guiltyly that if she was in actual combat, she would be easily killed when she fell to the ground and dizzy... It's so difficult, fighting is really so difficult.

"It didn't count just now... I, my foot slipped... Let's do it again."

At least she didn't tell the mage not to use magic.

Xiao Fenmao tilted her head, not understanding what kind of magical character design it is to become weak after losing a duel, so she nodded helplessly, "Come on."

This time, Fufuku gave up the battle ax and switched to a cautious combination of sword and shield. He didn't rush too hard, but hid nervously behind the shield, ready to avoid magic at any time.

It's just that she hesitated to move forward, which made Miss Loria stand there quite helplessly.

Let's just throw two magic bullets without disintegration to meet the situation, but Fufuku suddenly became agile, moving around and dodging them all.

"Hahaha! I'm really good! The great Fufuku is super strong!"

It only took one-third of a second for Fufuku to turn on the big mode immediately, and she completed the spiritual recovery. She raised her shield and moved forward, constantly moving towards Loria. Holding the long sword in his hand, he was ready to give this little girl a good...a...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

She saw magic bullets pouring down all over the sky.

She hid behind the shield and shivered into a ball.

She was blown away crying with her shield and shield.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow it's going on, it's so hard I'm a piece of shit."

Loria was sure now that the man was a hopeless fool.

Idiot?Someone is thinking.

"Fufuku... I lost hope, I don't want to move anymore, just lie down like this, I don't want to get up and face the cruel life again."

The snot was all over the grass, and she was crying so hard.

"Are you still coming?"

"I won't come... Woohoo, I can't beat it."

"I won't use magic this time."

"Really...really?"

Before the words fell, Fufuku got up with a grunt, and he was very flexible even wearing two layers of armor.

It's just that Miss Loria's scrutiny made her a little uncomfortable.

Now, how could it be impossible to see her?

Fufuku stood in place with his head down and holding his sword. Even if he won, the first story of Fufuku's legend - being tortured by a magician and then being released, and then saved in close combat... nothing can be redeemed!

She didn't see clearly when Luo Liya drew out the long sword in her hand, and when she came to her side, she only reflexively blocked it with the sword.

Eh?Not too bad.

The speed and strength of Xiao Yaer's sword seemed to be good.

Fufuku made a backhand attack, and sure enough, Xiao Yaer's blocking technique was obviously not a novice.

On the other side, Luo Liya only felt that she cut a shield first, and when she tried to block it later, her sword was almost blown away.

She quickly backed away, only to feel that the right hand holding the sword couldn't help shaking.

What kind of natural power?

Seeing that there was no effort at all, Roland's Song almost flew away with a flutter.

"Fufuku withdrew his previous judgment, your magic is very fierce, and your swordsmanship is also good... Yael."

At this moment, Fufuku, who is in the upright form between the great form and the weeping form, bowed slightly to Loria.

She admitted that this little girl is the well-deserved leader of the Northlanders - Yaer.

Fufuku was about to swing his sword to bully him, and when he was seriously exchanging ideas, he saw Luria suddenly withdraw his long sword.

"In that case, let's stop here."

Luria responded with a serious face, although she still has a way to win... But I'm afraid winning won't look good, what kind of means are poisoning, inserting nails, throwing nails and pulling out hand crossbows - look at this straightforward fool in front of her , she was really embarrassed to start.

As for secretly opening inconspicuous magic tools-her magic tools are not as easy to control as her own magic, and it will be bad if you beat this person into a squeaking form again.

"I will seriously consider your application for an assistant."

Luria hurriedly interrupted a fool who was holding a sword and hesitated to speak, and quickly blinked to signal Paula who was hiding aside to serve tea.

"You're right, I lost several times... I was not qualified to challenge you again...but..."

Speaking of this, Fufuku suddenly knelt down on one knee with his sword in both hands, and shouted emotionally: "Yar! I want to board the boat! Although I am useless, I will charge for you without fear of death. Please save me a place on the longship!"

She forgot to control her voice again, which made Xiao Fenmao dizzy and almost fell to the ground... her head was full of questions, what ship?What kind of nonsense is this?

Little Fenmao yelled: "Anyway, calm down first!"

But her yelling had no impact in front of Fufuku Jorgensen's loud voice, like a kitten meowing a tiger.

"I don't! The Northlanders should board Yael's longboat and plunder everywhere!"

Someone's cognition of the outside world seems to be still a thousand years ago.

She might not believe it, but they got along pretty well by exporting timber and coal and herring and fairy tales these days.

Already... there is no need to go out to sea by boat to pick up things and go home.

"You yell at me!"

"no!"

"Very good, very energetic!" Luria pointed to Tumei who was poking her head in the woods to watch the fun: "Beat that rabbit, and I will consider your proposal."

"I accept your trial!"

Fufuku jumped up from the ground with a groan, and went straight to the fat rabbit without losing sight of it.

The legend of the great hero Fufuku, the second act, the heroic trial begins.

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