I am Alice

Yogg-Saron, who wanted to cry without tears, after she accepted the command of the Void Lord, her body instinctively became like this, without any rejection at all.

From now on, the ancient god Yogg-Saron will be preparing to debut as an idol, although being a movie director is also good.

Chapter 269. Cute loli is justice

Azeroth is not a peaceful world. Before the Titans came to this planet that gave birth to the star soul, Azeroth was ruled by elemental creatures.

The four elemental lords, Ragnaros the Fire Lord, Neptulon the Tidehunter, Thrathion the Stonemother, Al'Akir the Wind Rider, they lead the elemental creatures to fight continuously on Azeroth , Competing for the base of this world.

All this until the arrival of the ancient gods, these evil ancient gods who came from the void plane and parasitized on Azeroth, they enslaved the four elemental lords with great power, made them loyal to themselves, and continued to corrupt Behavior of Azeroth.

Then the Titans came, and the Titans of the Pantheon discovered Azeroth, the planet that bred the star soul, and the ancient gods parasitic on Azeroth.

The titans flew into a rage, and immediately ended up collectively, directly tearing one of the ancient gods apart.

The name of the torn ancient god is Y'Shaarji, and it is the most powerful ancient god parasitic on Azeroth, because these parasitic symbiotes are deeply rooted, and they are connected to the lifeline of Azeroth.

After Y'Shaarj was torn into seven pieces by the Titans, a huge wound that could not be healed appeared on the planet of Azeroth. At this time, the Titans realized that they wanted to get rid of the ancient gods on Azeroth. God, there must be no use of violence.

Therefore, the Titans of the Pantheon changed their strategy. First, after subduing all these ancient gods, they built prisons to imprison them.

And created the guardians of the titans and gave them strength. The titans ordered these guardians of the titans to guard the ancient gods and take good care of Azeroth. This is the mission of the guardians of the titans.

In addition, in order to heal the huge wounds that appeared on Azeroth when Y'Shaarj was pulled out, the Titans built the Well of Eternity here. The Well of Eternity can continuously absorb the power of the void to heal Azeroth. Si, and enable her star soul to be born and awakened faster.

The Well of Eternity exploded, which is equivalent to adding wounds to Azeroth's body. No wonder there will be a thousand-year hemorrhoid called the Maelstrom. Ai Jiang is also very tragic.

Back to the present, just after the War of the Ancients, the night elves expelled the highborne who abused magic, and these highborne would later be exiled to Quel'Thalas, renamed the high elves, also known as the blood elves.

These are trivial things that are not worth mentioning. What is worth noting is that among the races of the night elves, and even among the various races of Azeroth, the worship of God of War has emerged.

Because in the War of the Ancients, when Sargeras came to Azeroth, there was an inseparable fight between a man from heaven and Sargeras, which was obvious to all.

At some point, the name of the God of War, Artosh, spread. Everyone knew that the man who fell from the sky to fight against the Dark Titan was the God of War, so worship beliefs arose one after another. After all, it is normal for the weak to worship the strong.

Turning his gaze slightly, the stormy cliffs of Northrend, the magnificent and magnificent depths of Ulduar, the prison where the ancient god Yogg-Saron was imprisoned, the little green-haired animal-eared loli is fooling a tall lightning giant .

"The Pantheon has perished. You and I have witnessed the power of Sargeras. He will definitely return to Azeroth."

"Our Lord of the Void is the only answer. Be loyal to her, submit to her, and worship her."

Yogg-Saron, the Demon of Thousand Throats, carries out his own MLM brainwashing work every day. The lightning giant Loken in front of him has already betrayed his brothers and sisters and chose to submit to the ancient god and her master.

Just looking at Yogg-Saron's weak and cute appearance, Loken finally couldn't help asking.

"You look like this, even the weakest vrykul can defeat you, what's the point?"

"You know what a fart, this is the great wisdom of my lord!"

Xiao You, who was furious, although she looks a little younger and cuter now, it doesn't hinder the fact that she is a terrifying ancient god.

"The curse of flesh and blood will eventually corrupt this world, and the posture recognized by our lord is the only truth in the universe!"

In other words, in this world, a cute loli is justice, and Iron Vrykuls, muscle collisions, and wrestling philosophies are all heresies!

"Azeroth must not be turned into the Titans. Even the female Titan Eonar is a bronze Hulk with an eight-pack abdomen. How terrifying!"

"Azeroth must be a cute blonde loli. This is the will of my lord. I will never allow Azeroth to become an eight-pack belly-struck giantess, otherwise my lord will personally end up destroying you."

"Action! Let the curse of flesh and blood come to an end, and the residents of Azeroth will all become our believers."

With a wave of her little hand, the little Yogg-Saron who gave the order looked at the once terrifying ancient god, but now she turned into such a cute and embarrassing appearance.

Loken really didn't know what words to use to describe his feelings at this time, there's nothing wrong with titans and muscles, right?

It's just that when his heresy thoughts just appeared, the whispers of the Thousand Throat Demon's ancient gods rang in his ears.

"You want to be turned into me too, don't you?"

"No, absolutely no such intention!!"

Loken fled in despair. He didn't want to become what Yogg-Saron was like now. It would be too miserable to lose face and chicken.

The plan of the ancient god Xiaoyou, she wants to further spread the curse of flesh and blood. After the original iron vrykul became vrykul with flesh and blood because of the curse of flesh and blood, they are still a barbarian race advocating fighting and muscles , this will not work.

A muscular savage is a creature that cannot understand what "cuteness and cuteness" are. Humans are necessary, and only humans can do it.

The humans of Azeroth were born from the degeneration of the Vrykul, so don't imagine how weak the humans of Star Ai are.

They are real titan creations. When it comes to arcane magic talent, they are much stronger than elves. After all, elves are evolved from trolls~laughs.

For his great plan, Yogg-Saron added her blood curse to the cute gene, so that the creatures affected by the blood curse will inevitably become more and more cute.

First of all, it is necessary to correct the aesthetics of straight men of steel created by the existence of Titans on the planet Azeroth, and the major races who are fanatical about muscles, what is the meaning of muscles and philosophy, and the cute loli is the truth of the universe.

As long as the hearts of the people want it, when the inhabitants of Azeroth abandon their belief in the Titans and choose the truth of the Old Gods, victory has come.

In the ten-thousand-year-long corruption plan, the ancient god Xiaoyou began to subconsciously transform the residents of Azeroth. There is only one truth—cuteness is justice!

Chapter 270. The Shadow Realm Is a Hammer

"Yogg-Saron is still very capable~~"

In the void plane, Alice can easily observe all the actions of Yogg-Saron in Azeroth.

The ancient god Xiaoyou has already started to prepare for his debut as an idol, and the audience is a must.

After observing the situation of the ancient gods on the planet Azeroth, Alice turned her attention to another place.

"Artoxiu, haven't you beaten enough?"

In the depths of the universe, God of War and the Titans have been fighting for an unknown amount of time, and Artosh and Sargeras' flag-planting PK still has no results.

"Sorry, I had so much fun playing the game, I forgot the time."

There is a warlike blood in the God of War, although he usually behaves very easy-going, it is only because there is no opponent that makes Artoxiu interested.

Fighting is just like a game, it makes people excited, exciting, and exciting. Artosh felt all this in the duel with Sargeras.

"It's time to end. If we continue to fight, this planet will be finished."

Persuasion from Alice, the battle between Artosh and Sargeras, they took the countless stars in the universe as their battlefields, fought on countless planets, destroyed countless planets, and the duel still failed to determine the winner.

"Then let's fight later."

Artoxiu enjoyed himself, his mind cleared up a bit, and he didn't have the idea of ​​continuing to fight Sargeras, so let's stop when enough is enough.

Artosh made the AL sword in his hand turn into white light and disappeared. He had no weapon in his hand. At this time, Sargeras, who was about to strike with a dual-wielding whirlwind, also stopped his movements.

During the duel between the Dark Titan and the God of War, he almost recognized the opponent's ability, and it was the first time in the entire universe that he could fight such an opponent with him.

"Where's your weapon? The battle isn't over yet."

The provocation from Sargeras, but God of War waved his hand to indicate that it was almost done.

"No, if you keep fighting, even if you fight for a thousand years, you won't be able to tell the difference. I've had my best time."

"1 years is not enough, our battle is not over yet!"

Sargeras, who is also addicted to PK, will not let Artoxiu leave, but the God of War is not a fool, so he will not accompany the Dark Titan to really plant a flag to PK for 1 years, how painful it is.

"A truce! The next time we meet, I will beat you neatly."

"This is for you, Sargeras will always win, and you will be the loser."

The battle between God of War and Dark Titan, Artoxiu and Sargeras, who had agreed to provoke each other, is finally over, and the universe of Warcraft will no longer be destroyed by them. Ai Jiang trembled when she saw it.

Artosh, God of War, can return to the real world by himself, and Alice doesn't need to do anything, just wait for God of War to return from the Warcraft universe, and when the two meet in the Cavern of Time, Alice said.

"Tetu has something to ask you, come with me."

Needless to say, Alice directly opened the portal, and sent her and God of War Artosh to another Hakoniwa world, a place where God of War is very familiar with, his hometown, the world of chessboards - Disbod.

"Hey! You are back. I have already heard about the specific situation from Alice."

Sitting on his seat of God, Tetu, the god of games, still had that grinning expression on his face. When Alice returned to the real world, she told Tetu what happened in the Universe of Warcraft.

After learning about the situation in the universe of Warcraft and Alice's plan, the only god Tetu thought for a while, and suddenly he had a bold idea, and then there was the current scene.

"Artoxiu, take the Flügel to the Warcraft universe, build a new Hall of Valor, and bring back some outstanding souls from Azeroth to Disbod."

"what???"

Seeing God of War Artoxiu's bewildered expression, Tetu slowly explained to him.

"Most of the residents of Disbod, you should know how the sixteen races were created. They have great flaws, so I will let you fetch some excellent dead souls from Azeroth first. "

Regarding Tetu's creative ability, he and Alice are different types of super-standard shapeshifters. Because they hold the star cup, they can easily create a world.

It's just that the power of the star cup is not omnipotent. Although Tetu can make everything appear out of nothing, it cannot make the existence of the soul be born.

Of course, it is more accurate to say that it is a blank soul, um...it refers to a soul like a blank sheet of paper. Tetu can still create it, but it has been filled with life experiences and emotions. The soul of personality is difficult to create.

In order to fill up the vast land of Disbod, Tetu created countless lives of sixteen races. They are all real replicants who simulate human personality data with massive data in the real world, and then frantically copy and paste them. .

Although the duplicants have different appearances, different heights and shapes, their personalities and behaviors are almost the same, just like NPCs without emotions. They will not have the emotions of normal people, and there will be no existence of life.

Tetu has been thinking about where to bring in some outstanding talents to Desbord. Don't you think Alice will introduce excellent talents to the incredible country as firewood?

It's just that so far, Tetu has not found a good place to introduce talents. The main reason is to find a world that fits the atmosphere of Disbod, and the magic world is the best.

And when Alice proposed to corrupt and transform Azeroth, Tetu's head flashed, isn't World of Warcraft just right? !

World of Warcraft is originally a fantasy world, plus the hammer that broke the shadow world, the residents of Azeroth are completely used as firewood when they arrive in the kingdom of the dead. It is very appropriate to bring them to Disbod There is wood.

As soon as I thought of it, I went to do it immediately. After Artoxiu, the god of war, just returned to the real world, Tetu arranged a long-term business trip for him.

"Go to Azeroth to build a new Temple of Death, snatch the work of the Hammer Shadow Realm, send excellent talents to Disbod, and throw the garbage to Hersharemz Rott's The dungeon is used as firewood."

"This arduous and glorious task is entrusted to you, no problem."

Artoxiu, the god of war, thought about the task assigned by the only god Tetu, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it. He wanted to stay in World of Warcraft at first, so he nodded and agreed.

After the only god Tetu and the god of war Artoxiu's plan for the Temple of Death are discussed, the world of Azeroth seems to undergo greater changes, which belong to the kind where the plot is turned to a thousand miles.

And at this time, Alice received an unexpected contact. It was from the Ark of Tomorrow, and the Swordsman Tower was calling herself through Edith.

Chapter 271. I will make up the head

What does the Swordsman Tower in Rhodes Island want for me?After Alice heard the call, she switched her consciousness to Edith's body, and descended to Little Alice to meet the Swordsman Tower.

"Miss Alice, help me release the recruitment mission."

After Alice arrived, Swordsman Tower first made this request.

"Isn't the reincarnation system on-line for public beta? I want to hire real-world shapeshifters to do something."

"That's not a problem, but what are you going to hire the shapeshifters for?"

Some curious Alice, after she asked, the Swordsman Tower did not keep it secret, and directly told Alice her plan.

"I want to collect some things to transform Rhodes Island, don't you think this ship uses my spine as the keel?"

"So I want to try and see if I can build a Thunder King to combine the six gods. No, Rhodes Island will be used as the body part. After I find other remains, I will transform them into hands and feet, and finally I will form the head."

"Grass!" Alice swearing at the grass.

I have to say that this swordsman tower is still really good at playing, does it actually want to transform Rhodes Island into a combined robot?It sounded very interesting, Alice nodded in agreement.

"Brilliant idea, let me help you realize it, what do you need?"

After hearing that Alice agreed with his bold idea, Swordsman Tower was not polite, and directly stated his request.

"The technology of Eden, the metal of Azeroth, the helper of the real world."

There is nothing to say about the technology of the Garden of Eden. At present, that place has become a gathering place for tech giants. They can all tinker with black hole bombs. It is only a matter of time before they create powerful and invincible super robots.

The metal of Azeroth, World of Warcraft is rich in various mech bosses, such as ethereal mechs, doom walkers, and magic mechas that trampled countless people to death in Outland.

In terms of materials, World of Warcraft has a variety of metals with amazing effects. It can perfectly integrate the energy system of technology and magic, and can create weapons and armors, as well as doomsday mechs.

Helpers in the real world, although there are many powerful operators on Rhodes Island, they are still not as cruel as the gang from the fourth natural disaster in the real world. Hiring them to help with work, as long as there are some rankings and rewards, everyone is a celestial saint .

"Then what reward conditions are you going to pay?" Alice asked.

The reincarnation system is essentially an employment platform, commonly known as a middleman. It is different from a notorious Lord God Space. If the Swordsman Tower wants to hire real-world transformers to help with work, it has to offer attractive rewards just work.

For example, in the current Marvel Cinematic Universe, the reincarnation points can be exchanged for reward items. There are various weapons and weapons, Iron Man's battle suit, and the exclusive artifact created by the Dwarf King. It can be said that the rewards are rich.

The exchange items on the Marvel side can make people watch for a whole day just by looking at them, so now the Marvel Cinematic Universe is the place where reincarnators haunt the most, and everyone likes the Marvel Universe.

The essence of the transaction is a win-win situation. No one wants to work for nothing. If there is no sweetness to eat, who will work for nothing. Don't treat people as fools.