I am Alice

"I'm wearing a skirt, what do you think?"

Alice's attire was the classic blue and white maid attire as always. She couldn't ride a motorcycle in this attire, but Jibril's overly revealing attire made it very convenient to move around.

"Then it's up to me, it's time to show real driving skills."

Xiao Yi, who touched the new toy, forgot the troubles just now. She asked the co-pilot Alice domineeringly with the expression and tone of Qiu Mingshan Rider.

"Where to go, tell me~~ I will arrive in a few minutes."

"Ulduar, Spark of Thought, I'll place an order with Mimiron."

Mimiron, one of the guardians of the titans, the creator of the mechanical gnomes, the gnome race on Azeroth, they were originally mechanical gnomes, but after being cursed by the flesh and blood of the ancient gods, they became flesh and blood life.

Mimiron is an outstanding inventor. All kinds of cutting-edge equipment in Ulduar come from it. In order to help Rhodes Island's Swordsman Tower complete the entrusted task, Alice personally came to Ulduar to find Mimiron places an order for accessories.

"Then let's go!"

The accelerator was full, and Xiaoyi was racing at the fastest speed. Fortunately, there were no steel dwarves in Ulduar's training ground today. Otherwise, it would be a shame if the car accidentally overturned.

But Ulduar is really big, it will take some time to fly across the training plaza to Ulduar's front hall, just in time Alice asked Xiaoyi.

"I heard from Azrael that your task is to recruit troops, why have you been lying in Ulduar and not doing anything?"

Regarding Tetu's thoughts and the actions of God of War Artoxiu, they want to bring Azeroth's cycle of life and death into their own control, which will definitely violate the interests of the Shadow Realm.

It is foreseeable that after the God of War Artosh's action really started, Kyrian discovered that the souls of the residents of Azeroth were monopolized, and the army of the Shadow Realm will definitely appear in Azeroth to find trouble The trouble of the people in the field.

Regarding this situation, Artosh, the god of war, has only one attitude, fight!Give me a hard hit!

As an ashes player of Warcraft, he has long been displeased with the shit-like plot of the Shadow Realm. If he didn't take the opportunity to vent his anger, he would be so sorry for himself.

Shadow Realm?What Lao Tzu is fighting is the Shadow Realm, and it has completely blown the Shadow Realm!

Chapter 274. Five-Colored Dragon=?

God of War Artoxiu's recruiting plan, of course, the boss can't go directly to fight such a thing between the forces of the two sides, he must first send his younger brothers to suppress the situation.

Although God of War has many Flügel, and each of them is amazingly strong, three Flügel can kill dragons and gods in a team, but Artosh loves his Flügel daughters very much, and is reluctant to let them suffer any harm.

So there is also a need for subordinate units, the kind that can charge into battle and not feel distressed no matter how many deaths, such as the footmen of Azeroth, forming a regiment can directly kill the Shadow Realm and pass the level.

Of course, daydreaming about this kind of thing is enough, but it is actually impossible. If there is such a thing as a man with legs, Artoxiu himself is a man with legs.

The Shadow Realm of the Universe of Warcraft represents one of the six forces of death in the universe. It is set that after all life in the Universe of Warcraft dies, their souls will come to the Shadow Realm.

The Shadow Realm is originally a high-level power setting, but the plot of 9.0 is too messy, and the performance is too hip, making people unable to even laugh, so they can only spit on it.

Nevertheless, Artosh's conflict of interest will inevitably lead to a major battle if he wants to take away the soul extradition power of Azeroth's cycle of life and death from the Shadowlands.

In order to prepare for the future war with the Shadowlands, Artosh appointed Jibril as the commander-in-chief to recruit troops in Azeroth. Tsubasa's task is arduous and heavy.

However, with such a heavy responsibility on her shoulders, Little Wing is just sitting in Ulduar, too lazy to move, recruiting troops?nonexistent.

"This kind of thing is fine, lose the war early, and then go home."

All right.... This is a bad guy. She has always been against her old father, the god of war, and she is thankful for letting her do such an important thing. She didn't spoil you and turned to the enemy up.

"You can't say that. You've lived and lived in Disbod for so long, so you should do something to help."

Hearing Alice's nagging, the winglet throttle was slammed even harder, and the manned motorcycle passed Ulduar's military training square at a fast speed.

"Even if you say so, I can't do troublesome things at all. I hate dealing with people the most."

"Well.... also~~"

Friends in the same group have the same disease called social anxiety. Although the symptoms are mild and some are severe, the dislike of dealing with people is the same.

"If you ask me, the easiest way is to let my sister Alice eat the Shadow Realm directly. Isn't she the president of Blizzard now? How easy it is."

Xiaoyi, who wanted to be lazy, thought of a coquettish note. Alice has become the lord of the void, and her younger sister, Alice, is done with the setting of eating books.

Do you understand the gold content of the president of Blizzard?The plot of the Universe of Warcraft is exactly what she said, and if you don't have the Shadow Realm, a book that you eat will be wiped out, which is much better than fighting at the entrance of the village to win.

"No, I can't let my sister Alice mess around like this anymore."

However, Alice seriously dismissed Jibril's opinion, she explained.

"Let's not talk about changing the settings, such things need to be approved by the gods to take effect, and what's the difference between the behavior of eating books indiscriminately and the original Blizzard?"

"You can no longer eat books indiscriminately, and the plot must continue in a reasonable manner. World of Warcraft must not be reduced to a joke again."

Hearing Alice's sincere words, Jibril didn't mention this matter anymore, but the matter of recruiting troops still made her worry.

"The residents of Azeroth don't fit my aesthetics. I don't want to go to war with a bunch of weird things."

"I always feel that you are saying that there is something wrong with my aesthetics?"

"No, am I targeting you? I'm targeting all the Warcraft footmen. Your aesthetics are very problematic."

The righteous Jibril gave an extremely fatal example.

"What kind of mentality do you guys with a fox man trumpet have in their hands?"

"What's wrong with liking furry?"

"That's Forry."

"Isn't Fury better?"

Feeling baffled by Alice, Xiaoyi was desperate at this time. It was her biggest mistake to talk about aesthetics and XP with the monster foot man. That is a terrifying monster that can attack the glorious female orc.

"In short, I only like beautiful and lovely girls like Dengdian, and I will never allow strange things to pollute my eyes."

"It should be said that it is really worthy of you. Yogg-Saron's character is inherited from you, and he is far inferior to you."

"Wait a minute? You said shrimp!"

Hearing the surprising words, Jibril slammed on the brakes, and the passenger motorcycle stopped on the road. She pointed at herself and asked in confusion.

"You said Yogg-Saron's character was inherited from me?"

"That's right, it's not easy to turn the ancient gods back to good, so I copied and simulated your character template and put it on Yogg-Saron directly."

"Fuck! No wonder I said that the poisonous-tongued green-haired animal-eared loli deserves a beating. Is it my character?"

Xiaoyi, who knew she deserved a beating, asked a little angrily.

"Why should I apply my character, I want to accuse you of violating human rights."

"The accusation is invalid, the lawyer and the judge are my people, because you are the most perverted person among the people I know, and Naiyazi is not as good as you, so the decision is up to you."

Naiyazi, who likes to make trouble, is at most just a glass cannon, belonging to the same type as Alice, and it is easy to blow himself up as soon as he wipes the gun.

And in this regard, Xiaoyi's skin is thicker than that of Titan Alloy. You can see how many times she has been beaten by Mercury Lamp. Not only does she not have a long memory, but she is also becoming more and more abnormal. Naiyazi will feel ashamed.

"Damn it, I will write down this grudge first."

Jibril, who gave up worrying about this matter, relayed the work assigned to her by God of War Artosh.

"What should I do about recruiting soldiers? How about you help me hang up the employment mission and cheat some cannon fodder transformers from the real world to send them to death."

"It's the first time I've discovered that your heart is actually darker than mine."

Speechless Alice, Xiaoyi's black-hearted thoughts were of course PS out on the spot. The reincarnation system is not a scam app, something that tricks people into sending them to death.

"Fraudulent recruitment is definitely not acceptable. At most, you can lure a few wage earners here temporarily."

"The trouble is dead, I'm not interested in World of Warcraft at all."

A certain winglet is not a World of Warcraft player, she is not as enthusiastic as Artosh, the god of war, into this world, and Jibril feels bored just staying in Azeroth.

After all, the Mercury Lamp is not here, and Xiaoyi can't stay there for a second, but what kind of character is this guy, Alice still doesn't understand?This problem is so easy to solve.

"What do you think of "Magic Girl Madoka Magica"?"

"Why bring this up all of a sudden?"

Hearing Alice's sudden question, Jibril felt a little strange.

"Azeroth has five guardian dragons, also known as five-color dragons, do you have any bold ideas?"

"Wait! Isn't the five-color giant dragon only two females?!"

"There is such a thing as the curse of flesh and blood, sex change is too easy, steel can become soft, let alone male into female."

"Oh shit, it's interesting!"

Under Alice's little provocation, Xiaoyi's interest was suddenly aroused. The five-color dragon magic girl team is so interesting.

Chapter 275. Dragon Soul

Ulduar, the spark of thought, the workshop of the mechanical dwarf Mimiron, people here will forget that they are in a magical world, and the brilliance and greatness of technology will cover everything.

Mimiron was not a mechanical dwarf at first. After the news of the fall of the Titans in the Pantheon reached Ulduar, the guardians fell into panic and confusion, and the supreme guardian Raiden shut himself up on the spot.

Loken's heart and will are the most fragile. When he fell into despair and confusion, the ancient gods in Ulduar Prison took advantage of it.

Yogg-Saron fooled Loken with his thousand mouths that touched the honey, and successfully persuaded him to betray the guardians of the titans and become a boy.

After Loken's rebellion, the titan guardians on Azeroth overturned collectively, Odin was trapped, Tyr died in battle, and Mimiron was killed.

Loken secretly murdered other guardians, and Mimiron's body was killed. Fortunately, his mechanical dwarf assistants saved Mimiron's soul and built a mechanical body for him.

But it is a pity that even the logical thinking circuit composed of machinery and gears still cannot resist the corruption of the old gods. Mimiron, who was brainwashed, even forgot that Loken was the enemy who killed him.

Now it has been staying in the workshop of the thinking spark, obsessed with the research and development of new war beasts, and has become a slave of the ancient gods.

"This is Titan Iron, please make these Titan Iron into the parts and components I need."

"Excellent invention, perfect masterpiece, I will make it come out."

Mechanic dwarf Mimiron is a fanatical inventor, as long as you show him the blueprint of the Thunder King, he will do his best to help complete the work without any further explanation from Alice.

As the saying goes, the love for super robots connects people's souls, and Mimiron is also a person with a soul of steel.

Hmm....Although it is already a body of steel now, and Alice has a particularly deep memory of the achievement of "Fire King Kong", the kind of death and life.

Although Mimiron was asked to help process it, the materials for the Titanium Iron were brought by Alice herself. After all, the Titanium Iron needed to build the Thunder King is astronomical. to so much.

These were created by Alice with her own creative ability. In order to meet the quality, she also added soul synthesis and creation, which cost a lot. Anyway, it was all recorded in the account of Swordsman Tower and went back to collect debts.

Alice's purpose in coming to Ulduar has been achieved. Next, she is discussing with Jibril about the magical girl five-color dragon team, while heading to the depths of Ulduar, preparing to meet a certain ancient beast. God Xiaoyou.

As a result, just as Alice came out of the train made by the thought spark, a green-haired animal-eared loli pounced straight on her body.

"My lord! You came to this world yourself, why didn't you inform us in advance."

Panicked Xiaoyou, this ancient god loli did not expect the Lord of the Void to come in person at all. At this time, the animal ears on her head were drooping, and she looked very anxious.

"Surprise check to see how your work is doing? Looks good."

Alice smiled and picked up Xiaoyou and lifted her up high. Because she is an ancient god loli, she is only 1.2 meters tall, so she can be easily lifted high.

"What's under the skirt?"

Jibril on the side was very curious about the scenery under the skirt of the ancient god Xiaoyou. When she lowered her head and was about to peek secretly, her eyes were crossed by two squid tentacles in an instant.

"It hurts, it hurts!!"

Covering his eyes, Xiaoyi rolled on the ground crying in pain, the ancient god Xiaoyou put his elegant hands on his fluffy skirt, and said contemptuously.

"Peeping under a lady's skirt is a death penalty. Next time you dare to do this, your sanity will instantly return to zero."

"Damn stinky squid! I will write down this grudge, and next time I will use a camera to secretly take pictures of your skirt."

"Hmph~~ Useless things, but I have safety pants to prevent getting naked."

Yogg-Saron, who mocked Jibril's overreaching, lifted up her dress gracefully, and there were three tentacles under Xiao You's skirt.

At this time, these three tentacles are tightly intertwined, covering all secrets, like safety pants to prevent outsiders from continuing to peek at the true face of the ancient god.

"Grass!"

Xiaoyi was convinced, the three tentacles under this guy's skirt actually have such a purpose?I've learned a lot, is this the legendary tentacle suit? It's so heavy.

"Okay, let's end the joke here."

After Alice put the ancient god Xiaoyou who was raised high on the ground, she stretched out her hands and gently touched the ears on her head. It looked like animal ears, but it felt like animal ears, and the ancient god loli was still showing her ears. He showed a very enjoyable expression, it really looked like a beast ear.

Just looking at the countless sharp fangs and fangs inside the animal's ear, she was overly curious, so she put her finger into Xiaoyou's animal ear to test it out, and then her finger disappeared...

"My lord! This is the mouth, very sensitive~~!!"

The ancient god Xiaoyou, who was covering her two animal ears, blushed and was very shy. She felt itchy just now, and then subconsciously bit down on the ears that became her mouth.