I am Alice

Mercury Lamp hesitated, but told Cheshire Cat about how she came to the Wonderland. After hearing this, the cat wagged its tail and laughed.

"Alice must have deliberately teased Meow by saying that she is quite narrow-minded."

"Then why are you here again?" Mercury Lamp asked, the Cheshire Cat wagged its tail and told her the reason.

"Meow is just here every day to advise a person to turn around and avoid tragedies."

The kind Cheshire cat doesn't want to see Miss Yuyihu insist on dying, so she will appear here at a fixed time every night to persuade Yuyihu to turn around, but it's a pity that the person involved doesn't listen to the good-hearted cat's advice.

After Mercury Lamp, who didn't understand what the cat was talking about, thought about it calmly, she asked the Cheshire Cat.

"Do you know how to get back? I don't want to stay in this nasty place anymore."

"Meow~ Let Alice pick you up."

"Well...is there no other way?" The awkward Mercury Lamp, she was very resistant to meeting me, after all, she ran in secretly.

"Alice is the master of the dream, if Meow wants to leave, the only way is to let her take you out."

"Then how did you come in and leave?" Mercury Lamp was very dissatisfied with the Cheshire Cat's answer, and she thought that the cat in front of her was deceiving herself.

According to what the Cheshire Cat just said, she will come to the Unbelievable Kingdom every day, so there must be a way to come and go freely.

"We came in with our own abilities. Meow is everywhere. Even in dreams, Cheshire cats will appear, but don't expect us to take you out. Meow can only act alone."

After hearing Mao'er's explanation, Mercury Lamp completely gave up on finding a way out by herself, and she really didn't want to stay in the Unbelievable Kingdom any longer, and Rozen Maiden admitted defeat.

"Then please let Alice pick me up."

"Meow~ Alice is here."

Following the words of the Cheshire Cat, I appeared behind the Mercury Lamp. After all, this was my dream, and I was in control of everything that happened, including the bad things that the Cheshire Cat said about me.

"Who did you say was narrow-minded?"

I grabbed the Cheshire cat by the tail and the cat exploded on the spot.

"Meow! You also said that you are not narrow-minded, Alice, you cheapskate!!"

Before I could continue to get mad, the Cheshire cat had disappeared without a trace. This cat ran away faster than anyone else. I must tie her tail in a knot next time I find a chance.

"Oh~ I'm really sorry, I accidentally left you here, now let's go to the amusement park in the incredible country~~"

I smiled and held up the mercury lamp, but Rozen Maiden said very indifferently.

"Put me down."

"......"

"Put me down and take me back, don't you hear?"

"It's not cute at all~~"

Alice was sad, obviously Xuehua Qijing was so obedient and obedient, why is Mercury Lamp, who is also the Rozen Maiden, so unkind, forget it...there is not a big difference between people.

I put the mercury lamp back on the ground, and stretched out my hand to call out the mirror door.

"Going out from here is outside, but I still want to play with your sister in the amusement park, do you really not want to stay?"

"This is not a good place, and there will be no amusement park that makes people happy."

Mercury Lamp put her hand on the mirror, she didn't want to stay here for a second, and left this terrifying and inconceivable country.

"Ah~~ I also said that we can build a good relationship."

After watching Mercury Lamp leave the inconceivable country, I looked up at the direction of the sky. The female fox fell into a dream early today, and she still hasn't learned her lesson.

Fearless, unwilling to hide in the dream of the library, constantly challenging the monsters in the dream, summed up in two words, trouble.

It would be even more troublesome to let Mercury Lamp meet her, so I appeared behind Mercury Lamp before the feathered fox fell into the fall and came to the rabbit hole.

Whether it's taking her to the amusement park or sending her home directly, it's better than letting Mercury Lamp meet that female fox. I don't want to have more stomachaches for no reason.

"Although I don't want to meet her."

Alice who disappeared and left, that troublesome Miss Yuyi Fox, let her suffer alone in the kingdom of wonder.

Chapter 53. The Soul of Migrant Workers

"I'm going to work."

This is what I said to Xuehua Qijing in the morning.

Yesterday I asked for leave to visit Miss White Rabbit and the Rozen Maidens, and today I have to go to "Meow's House" to work, although now I have escaped from the bankruptcy crisis.

But Jessica, a rich woman in Heigang, is really rich. She pays the working girls a high daily salary. Even Miss Xi’s squatting girl is willing to come out to work. You can imagine how generous the salary is. Know.

So far, I don't want to commit crimes, and I don't want to take risks. An easy high-paying job is really important to me.

In fact, to a certain extent, shapeshifters, like me, are essentially not bothered by the order of human society. Things like money can be rubbed out with hands.

A typical example is Green Chongchong. With the power of creator, she can create the world of Little Garden and create the hard currency of human society, such as gold and silver, which can be easily done with a snap of her fingers. .

If you want to say that I have never thought about it, you are lying to yourself. If you want to be able to happily stay at home every day, eating and playing games, I will go out to work and earn money when I am full. That is purely looking for something to do. panic.

Transformers use abilities to seek financial benefits, which is a desperate and illegal crime. No matter which country in the world, it must strictly control the lifeline of the economy. Using abilities to create precious metals such as gold and silver is a crime of making counterfeit money. .

Well~~Although it sounds unreasonable, there is no way for things to turn out like this. Since the "God's Mischief", there have been such transformations all of a sudden, and the social order is not completely chaotic. Thank God.

You can't kill everyone with one shot, but when the situation is complicated, it's best to kill them all with one shot. Anyway, it's a crime in our country to use the ability of the shapeshifter to make illegal profits. I don't want to reason with you.

Otherwise, look at America next door. Superman was still normal when he was still active, but now Superman is framed and imprisoned, superheroes collectively perform poorly, transfigured criminals are emerging one after another, making counterfeit money?People buy it directly at zero yuan.

In short, if I want to maintain a normal life in my own country, I'd better not take any risks, especially those like me who still have a criminal record, and if there is a slight sign of violation of law and discipline, I will definitely be reported by that female fox Go to an official institution.

As for what you said about me entrapping the feather fox, isn't it a crime?

I have to make a serious correction here. Strictly speaking, the person who entrapped that female fox was a green bug and has nothing to do with me.

And I still offered help in good faith, but the female fox didn't appreciate it.

As for you asking Yuyihu to inform his colleagues about this and arrest Luchongchong, let's not say that the unlucky kid whose real age is only 13 years old is a juvenile crime.

Furthermore, Yuyihu is going to circumvent judicial justice and want to retaliate against me in private, which is untenable from a legal standpoint, and she has no way to tell her relatives, friends and colleagues about it.

Well~~ All in all, the public is public, and the private is private. As long as I don't break the law and do some illegal things, Yu Yihu can't make trouble for me from a public perspective.

In private, she wanted to seek revenge and got hit with a bloody head. It was her own bad luck... Well, it should be the head iron.

From my personal point of view, maintaining a stable life is my bottom line. I don't want to do trouble or do bad things, but I don't want to be troubled by others.

Trouble is such a troublesome thing....so troublesome that I'm going to clean up all the troublemakers.

"So I'm going to work, and now I'll send you to Miss White Rabbit's house."

I can't lose my job as a working girl. When I wanted to send Xuehua Qijing and Mercury Lamp to Miss White Rabbit's house, the doll girl grabbed my clothes and stuck them on.

"Master Alice, can I go with you? I want to be with you."

"Of course no problem!" I answered immediately, Xuehua Qijing is so cute and cute, who can refuse her request.

"Hmph - I won't go to that woman's house." The angry Mercury Lamp turned his head aside.

Compared with staying in my home, she dislikes being with Miss White Rabbit more. False memories hurt Mercury Lamp's heart all the time.

"Ah? Then you want to go with me to the part-time shop."

"I won't follow you either!"

Looking at this troublesome Rozen Maiden, my head hurts, but I endured it, with a normal heart... How can I be angry in front of Xuehua Qijing? What if I scare the child? manage.

So I turned around and turned on my computer. This is my most precious treasure. I usually don't want to let outsiders touch it, but this time forget it.

"Then you can stay at my house. If you feel bored, you can play on my computer, watch videos or play games."

"Also, if it's urgent, just call the Cheshire Cat and she'll come right away."

"Finally, don't go outside, I don't like people giving me trouble, understand?"

I said the last sentence with a dark face, and even Mercury Lamp nodded frantically in fright.

A second later, my face changed back to that lovely and charming girl Alice, and I smiled and waved goodbye to the mercury lamp.

"That's it. I'm going to go out to work. Help me to look after the house obediently."

After I finished speaking, I took Xuehua Qijing and disappeared from the house. I went to Miss White Rabbit's house first, and reported to her the situation of the two rose girls who followed me. Five rose dolls exchange information.

After I arrived at "Meow's House", Xuehua Qijing was surrounded by many maids in a short while.

"It's Xuehua Qijing! Ah Wei is dead!!"

I looked at Xiaoyi who was happy and fell to the ground, and poked her with the broom tip, and the next second, this shameful thing bounced back to life.

"Alice, where did you kidnap the Rozen Maiden? Is there a mercury lamp? The mercury lamp is my life!"

"Didn't you say that you were born to be Miss Suzuran a while ago?"

"Is there a problem with changing my natal wife once a month?"

"No...no problem." Although I really wanted to speak loudly and scold her, but I thought about my wife in FF14, who also changed several times in one version, everyone was like-minded, so I didn't say anything up.

"As for Mercury Lamp, she is at my house, but that guy is very awkward, and Miss White Rabbit and I can't handle her."

"Of course, it's not a mercury lamp if it's so easy to handle."

I looked at Xiaoyi's expression of being taken for granted, and suddenly wanted to pluck her wing feathers. It's really an outsider watching the show, and the person involved suffers.

Chapter 54. Every family has its own affairs

"That's the way it is. It's very troublesome for us to create Hakoniwa World."

About how the rose girl Xuehua Qijing who followed me got here, after I roughly explained to Xiaoyi, she scratched her head strangely.

"It shouldn't be. Listen to the green insect you said. It should be easy for her to create the Hakoniwa world with her ability?"

"No... this is the most troublesome place."

Since Green Chongchong was created by Lianlian to use the smuggled car to create Gensokyo, she is now completely broken. She said that she will never touch the damn creator function again in this life.

What exactly happened, I got a little understanding of the situation from the few words of Green Chongchong.

Lianlian: "For the Scarlet Devil Mansion, just create it according to the model in this video."

Green Chongchong: "Okay, no problem! Look at others."

After the Scarlet Devil's Mansion was created, Lianlian showed Green Chongch a new video.

Lianlian: "This Scarlet Devil's Mansion seems to be more interesting. It must be interesting to demolish it. Let's replace it with this version."

Green Chongchong: "Okay, it's a small matter."

After a while, Lian came running again, still holding a new video in her hand.

Lianlian: "Look! I found a new Scarlet Devil Mansion again, let's replace it with this new version."

Green Chongchong: "That... Lianlian, this is already the third version of the Scarlet Devil's Mansion."

Lian Lian: "Green bug, you don't understand."

Lian Lian, who suddenly became serious and earnest, told Green Chongchong what her philosophy of life is.

"The so-called perfect work needs thousands of revisions to be born, so try to create all versions of the Scarlet Devil's Mansion."

"Hey!!" Green Chongchong howled indescribably, and what kind of tragic squeeze she encountered in Lianlian's hands afterwards, the result can be imagined.

When I heard about Lianlian's cruel and ruthless behavior from the mouth of the green worm, my whole body was also extremely frightened, and I must not fall into Lianlian's hands, that person is more terrifying than the devil.

Afterwards, when Green Chongchong managed to escape from Lianlian's clutches and returned to me, she turned into this rotten appearance, the creator?No dogs are needed, whoever likes them can take them.

The green worms are rotten, lest Lianlian will stare at us, so the Rozen Maidens were born, um....Suddenly discovered that the culprit that caused so many troubles to happen turned out to be Lianlian!

"What kind of devil Party A and unlucky Party B are these?" Xiaoyi couldn't help complaining, even Jibril trembled and frightened when she heard Lianlian's atrocities, it was simply not something humans could do.

"I have a general understanding of your situation, but unfortunately I can't help you." Xiaoyi spread her hands and said.

"Tetu used the power of the star cup to create the Hakoniwa world of Disbott is already the limit, but there is no spare power to create more Hakoniwa worlds."

"By the way, is the chessboard world created yet?"

I am still very interested in Disbot. "No Game No Life ZERO" is a tough guy who will cry even after reading it. If the chessboard world is created, I'm sorry if I don't take a good look at it.

"Hakoniwa World has roughly been created, but Tetu is still figuring out the rules of the game, and is looking to see if there is anything that needs to be revised in the Ten Covenants."

"Isn't the ten covenants quite perfect?" I was a little puzzled. In "No Game No Life", Disbot is the world where Tetu, the god of games, set the rules of the game.