I am Alice

A man with a head of exploding kelp, he ejected booger from his nose, and as a result, this small lump of booger collided with a group of clay birds, triggering a bigger and more violent explosion.

"Ouch! This person is a character from One Piece."

Because I really can't remember who this guy is, but I still remember that the sand crocodile has a bomber man who can pull out boogers to launch disgusting booger bomb attacks.

"It's disgusting, how dare you use this trick in front of me!"

Annoyed Didara, he saw the bomber man using booger to attack, and his anger soared straight up. Now I probably know the reason for the fight between the two. Maybe this Didara has a cleanliness.

Although the bomb man's booger attack was a little disgusting, the explosion was not small. Didara's clay birds were wiped out in one fell swoop, and the guy flying in the sky was preparing to launch an attack with a bigger bomb. Wonderful.

If Didara were to make a powerful clay bomb, the nearby blocks would definitely be destroyed, and there were still people who didn't run away, which might cause serious casualties.

At this time, a huge pentagram barrier appeared, and Didara and the bomber were locked inside. It seemed that someone had made a move.

I looked up to the direction where the power fluctuations occurred. On the roof of Starbucks, there was a beautiful woman with long black hair blowing in the wind. The most eye-catching thing was behind her, nine fox tails surrounded the woman.

"Yuyi Fox..." I don't have any reason not to know such an eye-catching anime character, but what is more surprising is that the transformation of Yuyi Fox is actually a girl who met me on a blind date.

Just taking off the black-rimmed glasses, the facial features on her face have changed, and the clothes on her body are still the same as before. This way, it is easy for people to find out the problem and reveal her true identity.

Moreover, can the feathered fox use the five elements of yin and yang?Although she is Abe Seimei's mother, Yu Yihu's original design should be the fox fairy Ge Ye, and it is no problem to be able to use spiritual power.

I saw something interesting, now I can run away, who made me a coward who is afraid of getting in trouble, at this time, I have already run away without a trace, which is my way of survival.

Uncle Ben who was retreating tactically, after I ran away, Yuyihu looked at the position where I was just now, and there was no one there.

Now is not the time to be distracted and think about other things, Yu Yihu maintained the barrier of Yin-Yang and Five Elements, notified his companions, and they came after a while.

"Xiaoye, thank you for your hard work."

The fierce man who fell from the sky, Pan Sen, who flew over from nowhere with a big move, his flying fall directly smashed the pentagram barrier to pieces, and then gave Didala and the bomb man a punch the size of a sandbag. One person with one punch directly knocked out these two things that disrupted social order.

Pan Sen, the stalwart from the sky, is really strong. This is at least the strength of the six gods at the full level. Just now, Didala and the bomber wanted to escape, but after scraping for a long time, they couldn't get rid of the pentagram enchantment of Yuyi Fox. It broke, and Pan Sen's big butt was pierced.

Putting the two men who had been knocked unconscious by their troubles on his shoulders, Pan Sen was about to jump back with another big move. Before he left, he turned around and asked with concern.

"Xiaoye, how was your blind date today?"

"Ah...that...it seems that the man has already escaped." Yuyi Fox Xiaoye replied hesitantly, because the shape-shifters were fighting, and the ordinary people around had already run away.

"It's not uncle, I'm talking about you, use your current appearance to find a partner, and the men who pursue you can line up from east station to west station."

"It's because of this that I don't want to!"

Hearing Uncle Pan Sen's preaching, Yuyihu Xiaoye was so angry that her nine tails stood up. She knew that she had become a shape-shifter, and her current appearance was beautiful, but Yuyihu was not her real self. What's the matter? significance.

"Oh, young people just think too much." Uncle Pan Sen stopped talking, and it would be difficult if he really made Xiaoye angry, Wuhu took off and walked.

Pan Sen hopped away with the two troublemakers, and Xiaoye, the feather fox, was melancholy for a while, then pretended to be her normal appearance just now, and went home.

Xiaoye was one of the first batch of shapeshifters when the "God's Mischief" happened a month ago. She tried her best to hide her identity for a while, but once she wanted to stop the shapeshifters who did bad things, and because the ones who didn't change their clothes The reason revealed the true identity.

So later she was invited to join the official organization, an official organization that has a sense of justice, does not abuse the power of the shapeshifter, and jointly maintains social order.

Although officially joined the official organization, Xiaoye still hopes to live as an ordinary person in normal times. Becoming a shapeshifter will definitely bring troubles to life, both good and bad.

Well~~ Even ordinary people have troubles in life. They are old and not young. Xiaoye has been nagged by her family to find a boyfriend and find a partner, so there is this blind date meeting.

An accident happened, the blind date was interrupted, and everyone went back to their respective homes, a perfect script.

In this way, my mother won't say anything about me, it turns out... I was still thinking too naively.

After the blind date, my mother routinely called to check on the situation, so I told the truth, I ran away.

"You left others alone and ran away by yourself?!"

"No, I wanted to take her to run with me, but she forgot something in Starbucks."

"So? Why don't you go to Starbucks with me to get things!"

"The scene is so dangerous. If you run too slowly, your son will lose his life."

"When you come back, I will kill you."

If it is full of anger and killing intent, I can feel my mother's terrifying anger even when I put my phone on, oyster... this time it's really over.

"I'll give you one last chance. If you don't want to die, just ask the other party out and make another good date."

"That... Mom, can't forget it?"

"Then you want to die?"

"I'm going to ask her out..."

The desire to survive is too strong, and I dare not disobey my mother's wishes. I can only open WeChat with a stomachache, and rack my brains to find a way to ask that Miss Yuyihu. up.

The brain's thinking is overloaded to search, it's time to ask a girl out to meet, the first meeting will end like this, it's hard to get over it...I want to play meat pigeons.

Anyway, let's just say hello first.

"Are you there?"

The classic opening remark, let's see how Ms. Yuyihu replied. After a while, wechat didn't reply to the message.

"exist"

Such a concise answer, I can't do it—my stomach hurts again, please help me.

Fighting back the pain in my stomach, I tried to have the cheek to write a message and send it.

"Well, I haven't even asked your name because of an accident, can you tell me what your name is now?"

"Xiao Ye"

"Xiaoye, it's a nice name, by the way—my name is"

Just when I was about to tell Ms. Yuyihu my name, something horrifying happened suddenly. The name I typed into the phone was covered by a mosaic, and the characters were distorted, changed, and finally turned into three words.

Alice

"What the hell?!"

Frightened, I hurriedly deleted the three words Alice, and then re-entered my name, but everything in front of me was completely out of my control, and the entered real name was once again distorted into the three words Alice. words.

Something is wrong, something is very wrong, what is going on? !I fell into a state of sluggishness, and I didn't wake up until I received Xiaoye's message on WeChat.

"Your name is?"

"Erha, friends I met online call me Erha, my real name is too embarrassing, I'm sorry to tell you"

In a hurry, I used a not-so-respectable reason to confuse the matter of the name, and I quickly edited the message and sent it.

"Xiaoye, let's meet again when you have time. I'm going to report to my mother now. She's very angry."

"OK"

After quickly finishing the chat with Ms. Yuyihu, I took a deep breath to force myself to calm down. Is there something wrong with my name after transformation?

Give it a try, first of all I say my name myself, well.... the name that comes out of my mouth is fine.

Then I immediately called my mother and asked her to tell my name.

"Did I push you too hard, making you mentally ill?"

Because of my inexplicable behavior, my mother couldn't help but asked with concern, and I was a little cracked.

"Just tell me what my name is."

"You really have a problem with your brain."

Caring for the mentally handicapped mother, but she still said my name, now it's getting more and more strange, what's wrong with me?

Chapter 6. My name is!

Something abnormal happened to me, to be precise, there was something wrong with my real name.

I originally wanted to tell Ms. Yu Yihu my name, but the text entered on the mobile phone turned into a bunch of garbled characters, and then twisted into the three words "Alice".

What Alice is, of course I understand very well, but the problem is why my name has been blocked, what is it bad, is my name some terrible thing!

In short, please mom did an experiment and found that my name can be said from the mouth, and then I tried to send a WeChat message to my mom and input my name, and there was no problem.

Because my mother gave me the name?Or are there other reasons?

While I was thinking about it, I carried out the next experiment, logging into QQ to contact Miaoluo, the idiot who transformed into Gu Mingdijue.

"Speaking of meow, I haven't told you my name since I've known you for so long."

"Aren't you Erha?"

Reply from an idiot, this guy is a bit underwhelming.

Because if you meet a sand sculpture netizen, you will generally only use your nickname on the Internet, and it is a default rule to keep your real name and identity secret.

My screen name is Husky of Light, so "Erha" is usually my official address, but now I am going to do an experiment, an experiment about what is wrong with my real name.

"Okay, let me tell you what my name is now."

I entered my original real name on the phone, but the same garbled characters appeared, and my real name was distorted and blocked. After I clicked to send a message, the text that appeared was.

"My name is Alice"

"What? Husky, aren't you going to be a husky?"

"That's right! I am Alice"

Because Miaoluo is an idiot, she usually has a good relationship with me, and often jokes around in the water, so when she sends such a message, she will just think it is me going crazy and demolishing the house every day, after all, I am a erha.

"Erha, you are not seriously ill."

"I don't care, I'm Alice anyway."

After playing haha ​​with the way of playing tricks to confuse the topic of the chat just now, I asked others to conduct experiments one by one, and finally came to a rather foolish conclusion.

It seems that when I tell the shape-shifter my real name, no matter the language or the text, it will be distorted into "Alice". I'm shocked!

And my original real name, I can communicate and report normally with ordinary people, which is a bit baffling.

Since I had such a weird problem, I immediately searched for relevant information on the Internet, and it seems that other shapeshifters did not have the same situation as me, which means that this is the exclusive passive of "Alice"?

There is Jill for this cheating passive!But it seems that it can be used to identify the identity of the shapeshifter, but I am not a messenger of justice, and it is useless to give me this inexplicable passive skill.

After becoming a shape-shifter, now that he has such an inexplicable passive skill, he has to think about how to overcome the difficulties in front of him.

The second blind date meeting with Yuyihu Xiaoye, who has been using the sand sculpture net name "Erha" must not be fooled. Do I, a man with a big man, want to tell her that my name is Alice? .

Just thinking about this scene gives me chills, I might as well blow myself up and finish the job.

But there is still a murder case in my hands in Shanghai. If I blew my identity, the water meter checking brigade would come to my door every minute, oysters——!

I'm in a dilemma, or should I secretly reveal my identity as a shapeshifter to my mother, and ask her to forgive me, and stop letting me meet my blind date?

I thought about it for a while, and immediately shuddered and discarded the thought. That was my mother... the mother who was looking forward to having a daughter with all her heart, ended up giving birth to me, a bastard and unfilial son.

Before I was born, all the baby clothes my mother bought to children's clothes for four or five years old were girls' styles. She definitely thought that she would give birth to a daughter, not a son.

As a result, I was born with a handle, and my mother was very disappointed. Then I spent all my childhood wearing women's clothing, and now the shameful photos are still stuffed into the entire photo album.

That's it, if I let my mother know that I have become a shapeshifter, and even my gender has changed, I can't even imagine what the result will be, it's so frightening!

Why did I hide that I became a shape-shifter in the first place, this is the source of fear, no - only the transformation must not be noticed by my mother.

My mind is spinning rapidly, the first difficulty now is to get through the second blind date meeting safely, and I have decided - to summon a meteorite to hit the earth!

Just kidding, summoning meteorites to hit the earth, I can't do it to this extent, this is at best a desperate self-destruct method.

Thinking about it carefully, my more than 20 failed blind dates are not perfect. As long as I talk about topics that I am interested in when introducing each other, the hard-fought introductions will fail. This is what I am best at. what.

If you think about it this way, there is nothing scary, come on, Miss Yuyihu, next time you meet and see me blow away in 3 minutes.

When I was full of confidence, Yuyihu Xiaoye was chatting with her best friend, and the other party asked her how the blind date she went to see today was like.

"Xiaoye, how do you feel about the person you met this time?"

"Well... how should I put it, the unexpected one is not very annoying." Xiaoye thought about her feelings, and said truthfully.

Before the "God's Mischief" happened, Xiaoye's family had already introduced her partner several times and asked her to have a chat.

But Xiaoye is not good at dressing herself up, and her appearance is ordinary, so when they met the first few times, the man showed a disappointed expression at first sight.

Even after the "God's Mischief" happened, Xiaoye turned into a feathered fox, she still disguised her identity and appearance, and followed the arrangement of her family to meet a blind date, and the result was the same... This is a society that looks at faces what.

But older men and women can't escape the urging of their family members, and they find you a new partner again and again, and arrange for you to have a talk, so I have a meeting with Xiaoye.

This time, perhaps because of my attitude of treating everything equally, Xiaoye has a little liking for the man in front of me, at least this man will not only look at the face.