I am Alice

Miss Yuyihu wanted to use the same topic to retaliate against her best friend, but she saw Xigua showing a smug smile.

"I'm in the size of a child now, it's against the law to shoot at me."

"Ah? But haven't you all reached the legal age for marriage?"

"Do you think the police uncle will believe such nonsense?"

"True punishment, you..."

Because she transformed into Ibuki Suika, with a loli figure that would never grow up, Xigua didn't have to worry about troublesome issues like urging her to marry, so she asked if there was a man who dared to make a move?Explain to the righteous police uncle.

Then when it came to me, a terrible problem was in front of me.

"I treat guests to dinner, let me introduce the girl to my mother."

coming!The most terrible problem, it seems that my mother knows that the last two dates between me and Ms. Yuyihu are going well, and she can't wait to prepare for the palace, and she almost asks me when she will be able to hold her grandchildren.

"Not too good, Xiaoye and I are not too familiar yet."

I tried to avoid this terrible problem, but I still underestimated my mother's obsession.

"It's okay, just ask the girl to call her parents as well."

"..."

Let me go, is this going to directly open the oath master meeting?This is to kill me to sacrifice the flag!

Stomach... began to hurt, there is no way, summon a meteorite to hit the earth and explode together, the destruction of the world is better than the current situation.

No, think about it calmly, prime numbers, take a deep breath, let my beloved Alice think of a way, ah... yes!

As long as Xiaoye's identity as a shapeshifter is exposed, all problems will be solved on their own. I'm so smart, let's do it!

Send a message to invite Miss Yuyihu, the content is the task assigned by my mother, to meet for dinner, if Xiaoye refuses, that's fine.

It's just that Miss Yuyihu seemed to hesitate and struggle for a while, and finally replied to the message.

"it is good"

She agreed, so don't blame me for being cruel. For everyone's happy life, ending like this is the best result.

Chapter 14. Come to Sneak Attack

For me, the more embarrassing thing than meeting a woman on a date is that my mother is also involved in helping you talk about matchmaking.

Perhaps for parents today, the biggest wish is to hope that their children will find someone to marry and have children as soon as possible, but the joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same, even the relationship between parents and children is the same.

I don't want my peaceful life to be broken. When I think of all the troubles that marriage brings, my scalp becomes numb, so long ago I was extremely resistant to this kind of thing that stepped into the grave of my life.

But human beings cannot understand each other, and the same is true for parent-child relationships. It is impossible to persuade my mother to give up her obsession with letting me find someone to marry with words and reason, so I must fight to the end. This is a battle that cannot be lost. .

Soon the appointed day came, and my mother made a special trip to reserve a seat at a high-end western restaurant. It seemed that she had high expectations for Xiaoye, and she was eager for my blind date to be successful this time, and her blood pressure rose all of a sudden. up.

"You brat, can't you dress more handsomely and go out?"

My mother and I went to the western restaurant to meet in advance. During this period, my mother never stopped scolding me. Facing the most terrifying woman in the world in front of me, I could only keep my head down and pretend to be stupid. , which is already a daily practice.

"Also, why don't you drive to pick up someone? Let the girl come here alone, are you still a man?"

"It's not like you don't know.... I haven't touched a car for two years." Regarding my explanation, my mother's face became even darker.

"You still have the face to say it! Who made you squat at home all day long and haven't touched a car for two years? I think you haven't been out of the house for two years. It's about the same."

"No, no, at least I still have to go downstairs to the supermarket to buy things."

"Your living condition must be corrected for me!"

My mother's complexion is getting darker and darker. In order to change my extremely unhealthy living habit of squatting at home, she finds a partner for me every two days. More than 20 failed blind dates come from this.

"Actually, I'm still very satisfied with my current living conditions..."

"My mother is not satisfied!" The tigress roared, I honestly shut up and pretended to be stupid, it is better not to disobey my mother at this time, the life of a dog is the most important thing.

It was almost the appointed time, and Xiaoye arrived on time. She was always punctual and had a strong sense of time.

"You are Xiaoye, come on!"

Seeing Xiaoye, my mother seemed to see her own daughter, her face burst into laughter, what is a son?It's not worth half a dime if it's given away for phone bills or picked up in the trash.

"Hello, Auntie." The first time I saw my mother, Xiaoye was a little restrained and embarrassed, but my mother's enthusiasm would not stop.

"Xiaoye, why did you come here by yourself today? I still want to meet my in-laws."

My mom, you haven't even met my parents, so you're calling me in-laws. You really want to throw me out like a hot potato.

"This...my parents are busy with work." The feather fox girl who was in a hurry, in fact, Xiaoye lied, the meeting of the two parents is a fatal execution ground for anyone, how dare she tell her parents what.

If they knew that my mother had kindly invited them, Xiaoye's parents would probably not be able to stop them from rushing to the banquet. The expectations for older single children are the same regardless of the parents.

"Is there anything wrong with my stupid son? Tell auntie, and I will beat him up."

The enthusiastic mother was nagging and chatting with Miss Xiaoye wholeheartedly. At this time, I suddenly remembered a very bad thing. It seemed... Xiaoye didn't know my name yet.

right!My real name passive question! !

According to the information I have so far, when I report my name to the shapeshifter, whether it is language or words, it will become "Alice".

However, there is no such problem in reporting names to ordinary people, and you can communicate normally. If my name is Zhang San, it will still be Zhang San who speaks.

But here comes the question, if my mother mentions my name to Ms. Yuyihu, such as saying that my name is "XXX" in a conversation, will what Xiaoye hears or says will also become "Ai Li"? Silk"?

Oops!I didn't think about this kind of thing before, a fatal omission, I can't let my mother and Xiaoye continue to chat and chatter, I originally wanted to find a suitable time to make a move, but now it seems that this date must be ended immediately.

The means I had prepared for a long time came to the real world under the indescribable call.

The blood-stained knife smashed through the window and flew straight towards Xiaoye.

"careful!"

Although Ms. Yuyihu might be able to react, my goal was not to kill her, so when the throwing knife came, I used my hands to help her block the first sneak attack.

Let’s just treat it as my own punishment. I blocked the knife with my hand, and my right palm was pierced by the flying knife. Blood flowed out, and the pain was excruciating... huh?It doesn't seem to hurt much.

"ah--!"

My mother was stunned for a moment and immediately realized that she immediately pulled out the throwing knife on my right palm, wrapped my palm tightly with a western napkin to prevent further bleeding, and then hurriedly dialed 120 to notify the ambulance to come.

As soon as the incident happened, Xiaoye did not hesitate to take off the disguise, revealing her true identity as a transformed person, smashing through the window from which the flying knife was shot, and chasing her out. Under such circumstances, it is no longer possible to hide down.

"Xiaoye...she seems to be a shapeshifter?"

Mom is too concerned about my situation, she doesn't seem to notice Miss Yuyihu's affairs, so I opened my mouth to remind me at this time.

"Ah? Don't worry about other things at this time, go to the hospital immediately!"

When my son was injured, the big things had to be put on the back burner, my mother didn't take Xiaoye's matter to heart, she only cared about my pain.

"Oh..." I'd better keep my mouth shut, and just listen to my mother at a time like this.

On the other side, Miss Yuyihu chased after the attacker. On the opposite roof, there was a man wearing a black shabby cloak with an ominous aura all over his body.

"Who are you? Why did you sneak up on me!"

"..." The sneak attacker didn't answer, and his face was covered by black shadows. Miss Yuyihu couldn't see the real face of this person, but Xiaoye knew that this guy was not a good guy, so she didn't show mercy It's necessary.

"The Sword of Three Tails"

Yuyihu drew the weapon from her tail, and at the same time used the five elements of yin and yang to restrain the attacker. She slashed at the enemy's legs with ruthless hands. Xiaoye would not kill, but she would not let this guy escape.

Surprisingly, Ms. Yuyihu succeeded in this blow easily, and the three-tailed sword cut off the attacker's legs, but at this moment, the attacker turned into a black shadow and disappeared directly in front of Xiaoye Without a trace, as if it never existed.

"Ran away?"

Miss Yuyihu frowned, she couldn't feel any ripples from the teleportation spell, it might be that the sneak attacker was something like a shikigami, or there were other reasons that made people completely confused clear.

But what annoys Xiaoye the most right now is why someone wants to attack her. Could it be that she accidentally provoked someone's jealousy?

Chapter 15. Poor Passivity

Who attacked Miss Yuyihu?He is the Nightmare Spirit, "Nightmare Spirit" summoning, one of my abilities.

Nightmare spirits, this is a girl's nightmare, the murderers recorded in urban legends that shocked the world, the "nightmare" called the frightening "reality" is approaching you.

Holding a blood-stained silver knife, the terrifying murderer who specializes in attacking women, Jack the Ripper.

Having said that, I only summoned an incomplete nightmare spirit, which is similar to summoning the shadow of the spirit base of FGO servants. Only a black silhouette appears, and the Noble Phantasm cannot be released, and the combat effectiveness is low.

If a complete nightmare spirit is summoned, the lines and words uttered by the killer will reveal their true identity, which may lead to the possibility of my identity being exposed.

In particular, Ms. Yuyihu is also a person who is good at deciphering. If she catches the slightest clue, I will definitely not be able to escape.

In short, the troublesome things are over for the time being, and the finishing work is next. I have arrived at the hospital now, and the penetrating wound on my right palm has been sutured and bandaged.

My mother looked at my hand very sadly. Taking this opportunity, I said to my mother:

"Forget about Xiaoye, you can introduce me to other blind dates, I just want to live an ordinary life."

"Yes." My mother didn't refute my words, because Xiaoye is the transformation of Yuyihu, and her identity is the biggest problem.

Not to mention that I deliberately injured myself, my mother will never let me continue to get along with such a dangerous person, plan to pass·jpg.

"I'll just go and explain to Xiaoye about the next thing, and it's not easy for you to come forward."

In order to avoid too much contact between my mother and Miss Yuyihu, I immediately opened my mouth and contracted the next thing to myself. The real name issue is a super big bomb, who knows if it will give me a big surprise, I dare not bet what.

"But you still have injuries on your hands."

"It's okay. You only met him once. It's not good to say such things."

"Okay..." After my repeated insistence, my mother agreed to let me talk to Xiaoye about the inappropriate things between the two parties, and this trouble can finally come to an end.

After coming out of the hospital, my mother went back alone. At this time, Miss Yuyihu sent me a message, asking how the injury on my hand was.

It just so happened that I conveyed to her the inappropriate words between the two parties, and I was too lazy to see each other, so I sent a message to save time and effort.

"I didn't expect you to be a shapeshifter. I thought we were quite suitable, but it seems that I can just forget it. I'm just an ordinary person."

The words are simple and straightforward, I just want to live a peaceful life in peace, it's too dangerous to be with you bunch of shapeshifters, so I bid farewell.

"Sorry for hurting you"

Miss Yuyihu also knows that once her identity as a shapeshifter is revealed, the ordinary relationship will definitely end, but because of the fact that I helped her block the knife injury, Xiaoye feels very upset.

"It's okay, that's it, bye"

I was afraid of getting into trouble if I said a word more, deleted the friend list, turned around and went home, all in one go, very relaxed.

But Ms. Yuyihu's mood is not so relaxed. She was attacked by someone for no reason, her identity was exposed, and her relationship broke down. All of them were depressing enough, let alone happened together.

Depressed and depressed, Xiaoye still reported what happened just now to the organization. This is already considered a very bad crime, and the bad guys cannot be allowed to go unpunished.

After a while, a call came from her best friend Xigua. When Yibuki Cuixiang heard that Xiaoye was being attacked, she was very worried and hurried to ask about her safety.

After Xiaoye told her best friend what happened roughly, Watermelon said in amazement:

"I didn't expect that guy to be quite a man. He actually blocked the knife for you. I can't tell."

"Now I have nothing to do with him. The fact that I am a shapeshifter has been exposed, and the relationship can only end."

"Is that so... It always feels a little strange."

"What's so strange?"

Hearing what Watermelon said, Miss Yuyihu was quite puzzled, and then her best friend, Yibuki Cuixiang, said what she thought was strange.

"That guy, he is not an ordinary person, he is a senior otaku type."

"Yes." Xiaoye nodded.

Although I seldom talked with Ms. Yuyihu, I have dabbled in so many things in this old house. As long as it is a fairly famous work, I can easily talk about it. This makes Xiaoye remember deeply.

"Generally speaking, people who repel and fear shapeshifters are ordinary people who don't watch anime or play games, and watch TV series and movies at most. Senior ACG fans are the complete opposite."

"If that man is a senior nerd, isn't his attitude towards you a little strange, it feels completely opposite."

"Isn't there also a senior nerd who hates shapeshifters? Maybe he is this type of person." People can't be generalized, and Ms. Yuyihu still knows some rare examples.

"However, that man's good friend is a shapeshifter, right? You've met Xiaowu Lolita, and they get along very well. What should I say?"

"This... is indeed a bit strange."

Hearing Watermelon's words, Miss Yuyihu noticed that Sisi was abnormal, but it was not too important, so don't worry about it for now.

"Let's discuss this matter later, first investigate who is the guy who attacked me."