As one of the six great sages of the Holy Order, it is impossible for him to lose sight of it. He has come into contact with too many things like this, and he can't read them all.
With just one glance, he can tell whether "Knowledge in a Can" is normal or not. He clearly sees what is in it. Is Missing. [-]", "Why Grass Slime Can Separate Small Slime. [-]" and some very simple knowledge.
It can be said that they are all ordinary knowledge, and with his identity, he doesn't like this kind of filling knowledge at all.
Hazard still insisted on his own opinion, and continued to say:
"Grandpa...no...that's right, I put the jar in, and I personally confirmed the knowledge, which is the most common knowledge about filling!"
Brother Kong gradually became excited when he saw his tough-mouthed face. If you say that, I have a reason to beat you!
Brother Kong went straight to Azar who was being detained, looked down at him, and said unhurriedly:
"Azar, don't beg for mercy, you can't escape today's beating."
After finishing speaking, Brother Kong raised his eyebrows, pressed Hazard's shoulder and said neatly:
"But the words must be made clear. Otherwise, I will ignore you."
[Dadalia: @空, what reason are you talking about? Wouldn’t it be nice to beat him up quickly? If it’s really impossible, I’ll go in instead. I’ll just make a hole when I go in. It’s fleeting, and the beatings make him unable to take care of himself. 】
[Arataki Yidou: I didn't realize how big this great sage was before, but it turned out that his face was so swollen, hahahaha——! 】
[Kaya: You are right. Now he is the real "big" sage, and he is the largest among the six great sages of Sumeru. What a face, this face is real. The other five Even a great sage has to avoid his edge when he sees it. 】
[Fools and rich people: You three are really hurt, you have taken all the losses on the mountain. 】
[Zhong Li: From the perspective of common sense, at least this great sage will not be in danger of his life. After all, there has been no life accident so far. 】
【Dolly: Hehe, I didn't expect there to be "Canned Knowledge". I don't know how the quality is. Fortunately, it's not in Sumeru, otherwise I would have an extra competitor! 】
[Tinari: As expected of Master Bahamian, I am still thinking about Mo La at this time, but the great sage of Azar hopes that everyone will not pay attention to him now, after all, as a great sage, he was slapped in the face in public , I guess it's not a good feeling in my heart. 】,
"The screen continues to play."
As a reasonable person, Brother Kong feels that if he speaks out everything, and then gives Azar a lesson, it can be regarded as "convincing people with reason (three-star two-handed sword)"
"Apostle Li, come here!" Kong shouted to the right.
An abyssal apostle walked over with a plate full of "Canned Knowledge", nodding and bowing like a dog leg.
Brother Kong gently picked up one of the many "Canned Knowledge" on the plate, weighed it, and asked:
"what is this?"
Apostle Li naturally knew what his master was thinking, and said with a flattering smile, "Master, this is "Knowledge about How to Become an Original God. Part [-]" of "Knowledge of Canned Gods."
Brother Kong nodded in satisfaction when he heard this, and after squinting at Azar, he smiled happily: "Apostle Li, I am happy to say "Canned Knowledge of the Gods", if you say ordinary "Canned Knowledge" I hit you the same"
Then Brother Kong snorted softly, turned around and asked another abyss apostle: "Apostle Da, what are you holding in your hand?"
"An Effective Tutorial on How to Obtain the Power of the Gods - Part [-]" of Canned Knowledge of the Gods
Apostle Da naturally brightened his heart like a mirror, pointing to the ordinary "Canned Knowledge" and talking nonsense.
"Okay, well said!" Brother Kong became more excited when he heard that, walked up to the apostle, asked himself and answered:
"That person said, isn't this the ordinary "Canned Knowledge"? That's right, you can say whatever you like, but what I made is "Canned Knowledge of the Gods"!"
Chapter 211
"Hey, what's the price of ordinary "Knowledge of Filling"? A bunch of ordinary "Knowledge of Filling" can't be sold for the price of a pinch of "Knowledge of Canning Gods."
Brother Kong picked up a can of "Knowledge of Filling" with his hand, and gave Azar a "science popularization" at the same time.
"Our Abyss Religion sells "Knowledge of Canned Gods", not ordinary "Knowledge of Canned Cans"!"
After finishing speaking, Brother Kong took out the fan on the back of his neck and slapped it back and forth on his hand in a "patta pata" manner.
Then he looked at Azar and asked again: "Azar, again, what is cooking in this pot?!"
"..." Azar didn't say a word for a long time, looking like I couldn't give in.
"Damn it, call me!" Seeing this, Brother Kong didn't bother to say any more, and kicked Hazard in the face.
Hazard flew out with a "whoosh".
His body glides in the air for a certain distance in the form of a parabola, and finally wipes a long line on the ground.
[Dadalia: This kick is comfortable. The previous slap was nothing. It was not strong at all. This kick hit my heart. Please, give it another kick. 】
[Fools and rich people: @dadalia, what are you doing?No, you, don’t say you are my solstice executive, don’t say you belong to us. 】
【Dr. 】
[Fools and girls: Since Dadalia went to Liyue, her whole person has become different, and she has become stupid. 】
[Fools and puppets: Indeed, although he was not very smart before. 】
[Servants of the Fools: I think his identity as the executive officer of the Fools can also be considered, when will he be placed. 】
[Fools and roosters: Hehe, that’s not the case, it’s okay, after all, he is still young, young people are like this, full of blood, and relatively aggressive. 】
Dadalia's single-handed speech directly confused everyone. It was really a "cute" speech!
Let everyone can't accept it.
At this time, Hazard's punishment is still continuing.
"On the screen."
Hazard, who drew a long line, stood up supporting his old body, and was about to curse.
Brother Kong flew over again, stepped him on the ground, looked down at Hazard, and said in a cold tone:
"Don't say it, right?! Then don't say it!"
After that, he stomped heavily on Hazard's chest, making a muffled sound.
"Puff~~" Azar spewed out a stream of red liquid, "Cough~~cough~~cough~~" Then he coughed violently.
At this moment, Azar only felt the blood in his body rushing, and he felt uncomfortable all over his body.
He is just an ordinary person, with the same physical fitness. Although it is not fatal to be kicked by Brother Kong, it is still very painful.
At this time, Brother Kong spoke again: "Azar, can you speak now?"
Brother Kong lifted Hazard up and patted Hazard's old face.
"It's "Knowledge of the Gods... Canned Gods." Azar wiped the corner of his mouth and replied intermittently.
He knew that he might be beaten again if he spoke too harshly, so the hero would not suffer the immediate loss, he would give in first, and after the punishment was completed, he would return to the Tivat Continent.
The main reason is that his body is not resistant to blows, and if he continues like this, he will have to peel off his skin even if he is not dead.
Although he advocates knowledge and wisdom, he is not a fool. If he can live, he must live.
Of course, the main reason is that his death date has not yet arrived.
""Canned Knowledge of the Gods", the top grade in "Canned Knowledge", got it?"
Brother Kong shook his fan, walked forward unhurriedly, and said to Hazard.
"The green "jar" contains ordinary "canned knowledge", while our red "jar" contains "canned knowledge of gods"."
"Our Abyss Religion sells "Canned Knowledge of the Gods", which is more expensive than gold, not "Canned Knowledge"."
Kong patiently said every word, and then changed the topic.
"Hit! Something with a short memory!"
Originally, Kong wanted to do it himself, but it was a pity that the system was involved in a certain mechanism, and he was not allowed to do it.
It can only be handed over to the subordinates. Even if Hazard can't be killed, it is enough to keep him lying down for a long time.
With the dragging of the two abyss apostles, Azar was hit hard again.
It continued until the end of the punishment, and Hazard didn't know how many good spots he still had.
The tattered clothes, the shattered glasses, the hat on the head has long disappeared, and the hair has been pulled out.
At this moment, Azar didn't have the air of being one of the six great sages of Sumeru at all.
If it weren't for being like a person, everyone would think that Hazard is now a poor wild dog, oh no, a pheasant.
"Ding! The empty rewards have been completed, Azar's punishment has ended, and it is being sent back to the world of Tivat..."
[Fools and rich people: Not bad, not bad, this time I watched it quite comfortably, hahaha, Dadalia, you will be beaten if you don’t go back, right? 】
[Dadalia: Don't talk nonsense, how could I be beaten, do you think I was beaten in the punishment for this money?Other than being spit on by you, everything else is fine, okay, that's why you want to have fun with me. 】
[Arataki Ichidou: Why don't you reward me for a script like this!Grandpa Ben is also coming to show off his talents! 】
[Jiuqi Ren: Boss, you gave the wrong answer, you need to be punished, not rewarded! 】
[Thoma: Ichito Ararataki is envious of seeing the rewards in the sky, have you forgotten that you are punishing?Hahaha. 】
[Kong: Don't envy brother, brother is just a legend. @Azhar, keep it up next time. 】
【Paimon: (⊙o⊙)..., why are you so narcissistic. 】
[The maintainer of the law of heaven: Hehe, I just beat up a half-dead old man, and I really feel how strong I am, right? It's really funny. 】
It's comfortable for Kong to finish beating people, but it's uncomfortable for the maintainer of the law of heaven. Seeing Kong get a reward is more uncomfortable than her receiving punishment!
[Arataki Ichito: That's right. I'm going to be punished, not rewarded. If it's okay, the punishment should be lighter. Don't punish Mo La, you can say anything. 】
[Dadalia: Cough, why don't you fine me a little Mora, I don't need to earn it anyway. 】
[Fools and rich people: @Dadalia, do you have a brain hole, go get beaten quickly, don't go crazy here! 】
[Fools and girls: @dadalia, don't be in this barber shop! (PS: The homonym is not a typo!)]
[Puppets of fools: @dadalia, don't be in this barber shop! 】
"Punishment: Dadalia becomes a real Dada duck for one day. During this period, he is not allowed to enjoy human rights treatment like a normal duck, but he can speak in the live broadcast room!"
(PS: It’s not because I don’t want to kill the old man of the Holy Order, but because I didn’t dare. When I opened the book, I killed a slime. Someone directly sprayed my family. I can’t stand it. Anyway, the old man’s plot should not end well.)
Chapter 212 Dada Duck
[Fools and rich people: This punishment is simply amazing, the system, I decided that from this moment I will be your fanboy, @dadalia, don't scream, tell me where you are by the way, I'll send someone Go get you back, I'll build you a big pool, let you play in it all day, and then I'll take pictures for you with a photo camera, so that you will remember this moment forever!I'm good to you, Dadalia! ! ! 】
[Fools and servants: You are spending too much money, why not use a water basin? 】
[Fools and girls: Heck, I have a bold idea, or try to roast Dadalia, oh no, is Dada duck cooked, and then see if he can change back the next day?What do you guys think of this suggestion? 】
[Fools and puppets: I think you can give it a try. Did you learn from a doctor? 】
【Dr. Friends, don't worry, I'm not here to do experiments, I'm here to bring Dadalia back, and I'll go back when I get him. 】
[Dadalia: Are you still human?Seeing me turn into a Dada Duck is easy to bully, don't forget that I am very good at fighting, I have a flaw... a flaw... it's over!I'm such a duck! ! ! 】
"On the screen."
Dadalia somewhere in Liyue is preparing to leave for a certain inn in Winter Solstice.
A pale yellow Dada duck stands on a chair.
His mouth is still plausible, his wings are still flapping, and there is a tiny bit of water element force.
Some small water droplets swayed in the air, and his big eyes were full of puzzlement.
Dada Duck looked left and right, and found that he is not as tall as a chair leg!
Even if he wants to eat, he has to jump onto the table with great effort.
He tried to get familiar with his current body, after all, he could only change back at this time tomorrow.
He took off with difficulty, "flapping" his wings, but unfortunately he couldn't fly.
With a "click", his head still hit the edge of the table. He didn't believe in evil, and repeated this several times.
Finally, with his unremitting efforts, he boarded the table and can continue to enjoy the food.
Just when he was about to sip, he froze, duck, how does it eat?
For a while he was caught in a dilemma...
But in the live broadcast room at this time, seeing the Dada Duck that had become like this, everyone laughed unscrupulously.
[Fools and rich people: @达达丽, Dada Duck, it’s so pitiful, I can’t even eat, come back quickly, let us help you, poor Dada Duck~~~!I'll hire you a servant to take care of you. 】
[Fools and servants: Don't think that I don't know who you are connoting, why don't you take care of her yourself, you only know the sick child hiding in the solstice. 】
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