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A bird, a deer, and a four-armed purple yaksha, each standing at a corner.

True Monarch Liuyun borrowed Feng and wanted to fly away, who was still preparing to resist.

Just as she was fluttering her wings, she suddenly lost all strength and fell directly from mid-air.

Although it didn't hurt, it was unacceptable to her at all.

She is a fairy far away from the world, how could she be so embarrassing!

She struggled with all her might, fluttering her big wings, wanting to return to her cave.

It's a pity that no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't take half a step.

"Okay, okay, isn't it just shouting a hundred times, just shout, anyway, there are only three of us here, so what are you afraid of?"

Seeing Zhenjun Liuyun borrowing the wind, who was about to gnash his teeth, Zhenjun Qiyue Zhuyang reminded him kindly.

And Marshal Fu She, who was standing in the other corner, also said: "Hahaha, Zhenjun Liuyun, Zhenjun Qiyue is right, there are only the three of us here, just shout out loud , and no one else knows anyway.”

But is it really what they think?

In the live broadcast room, someone laughed so hard that their stomach hurt.

【Xiangling: True Monarch Liuyun Borrowing Wind looks like a big bird no matter how you look at it, hahahaha, she just looked so funny, like a person who can't swim struggling in the water. 】

Although True Monarch Liuyun Borrowing Wind is a little bit different from those big birds, the evil Mi Huyou still doesn't give her a good-looking model.

[ Crispy Rice: Lu! 】

[Yanfei: Xiangling, what you said, haha...haha...I really don't want to laugh, but Liuyun Zhenjun's appearance is really too funny. 】

[Shen He: Hmm... It's the first time I've seen the master look like this, and it's quite fresh. 】

[Gan Yu: Hey, True Monarch Liuyun is also true. He said he was deprived of his immortal power, so he still has to try, alas. 】

[Ke Qing: They still feel that no one knows. When they come back to the live broadcast room and see it, they probably don't want to die anymore. 】

[Zhongli: It's okay, they are all people who have experienced major events, and this kind of event is no pressure for them. 】

On Tianheng Mountain, the three people who were broadcasting their live broadcast in the live broadcast room really didn't know anything about it.

It still feels like a simple punishment.

"Ahem, let me start first." The bold Fu She decided to start first, after all, it's not a start after all, "System, I was wrong, I will never dare to go against you next time! "

Fu She roared and felt that there was no difficulty at all, even if he didn't have immortal power, it would be easy to admit his mistake a hundred times.

Fu She's willingness to accept the punishment also infected the two True Monarchs.

The two of them also followed Fu She, put aside their restraint temporarily, and roared loudly.

On the empty hilltop, "System, I was wrong, I will never dare to go against you next time!".

Rippling back and forth, one sound after another, although the three of them lost their immortal power.

But the voice is still amazing.

Some small animals on the tremored hills fled the area where the accident happened.

These little animals even glanced at the three of them when they ran, and those who didn't know thought it was an earthquake.

Unexpectedly, there were three weird and strange creatures shouting here. This movement was like moving mountains to fill the sea.

"System, I was wrong, I won't dare to go against you again next time!"

Following the repeated acknowledgment of spoken language, after an unknown period of time, the three of them shouted a hundred times.

"Ding! True Monarch Liuyun Borrowing the Wind, True Monarch Cutting the Moon and Zhuyang, Marshal Fu She, the three of them have been punished. Please remember what you said just now. Next time you commit a crime, you will not be forgiven lightly."

[Paimon: Hahaha, that woman actually ended up like this, this is the first time I've seen her like this. 】

Chapter 249

[Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: Presumptuous, I was just punished by the system, and no... not voluntarily! 】

[True Lord Cutting the Moon and Building the Sun: Cough, I didn’t expect to see it in the live broadcast room. It’s okay. It’s just been a long time since I vented my emotions. This time I took the opportunity to practice and shout out From now on, I feel refreshed and refreshed, and my cultivation base is even better than before. 】

True Monarch Cultivating the Moon and Building the Sun has lived for thousands of years, so he still knows how to transfer.

Isn't it just a punishment?It's not enough to give yourself a reason, it doesn't matter whether others believe it or not.

[Zhenjun Lishui Dieshan: You are right, immortals, what you cultivate is an artistic conception, I still admire the state of mind that cuts the moon. 】

True Monarch Lishui Dieshan took a deep breath. Fortunately, he was slow when he spoke just now, otherwise he would be socially dead like these three now.

[Teng Snake Marshal Fu She: It's okay, it's okay, you see it when you see it, and we are not the only ones who have been punished, and we are not afraid of these ridicules. 】

[Dadalia: Let me go, high, it is really high, this psychological quality is not comparable to ordinary people, it is worthy of being the leader of Yasha, too marshal, domineering, exquisite! 】

[Fools and rich people: Dadalia, you have learned some words when you went to Liyue, but it's a pity that you only learned so much. 】

[Fools and girls: It's okay, with his brain capacity, what he learns is what he earns. 】

[Fools and puppets: That's why he never came back, so it's good to be fired! 】

[Dadalia: Hey, you are enough, one or two are making fun of me, and the executive officer is not fired casually by you, I am appointed by the queen, and the queen has to be fired personally Roll call, forget it, I don't bother to talk to you. 】

【Xingqiu: But an immortal is worthy of being an immortal. I heard the voice even in Qingcezhuang, it's amazing. 】

[Chongyun: Immortals are certainly not ordinary, otherwise how could they be called immortals. 】

"Ding! Next, I invite Zhong Li to perform "Those Years the King of Rock Whores for Free" in person."

【Paimon: Come on, let's see how many things Zhongli has prostituted for nothing these years, it's really disgusting!A god who made Mora didn't make Mora, and always asked others to pay the bill, hum! 】

[Dadalia: Hey, I said Paimon, how dare you say such a thing, how dare you, you still have the bill but it is all paid by Beiguo Bank. 】

[Fools and rich people: Dadalia, take it with you, if it weren't for you, could I become a wallet to pay their bills, you are the real culprit! 】

Speaking of this, Pantalone is full of anger. Letting Dadalia go to Liyue is the thing he regrets the most. He should not have given him authority in the first place, and he should have been banned by the Bank of Northland.

It's a pity that it's too late to download now, after all, the bill has already been bound, unless Pantalone overturns the system.

Of course, this is not possible.

After all, he is just a distorted emperor's chef. If he had a real knife and a gun, he could only run away, especially fighting against invisible and intangible enemies.

[Wendy: Hey, let me know about Mr. Kangkang's prostitution history, and I'll definitely find something. 】

Back then, in order to make the old Mond people resist slavery, Wendy forged the sacred seal of Morax and came to fight poison with poison, which awakened people's yearning for "freedom".

At the beginning, he had practiced for hundreds of years to forge this kind of sigil, but it was a pity that he failed once in the face of Morax.

[Zhongli: Small scene, small scene, don't panic. 】

"On the screen."

The screen turns from dark to bright.

At dusk, a simple scene of a stove, a pile of vegetables and several jars of fine wine appeared in a dining hall.

At this time, Zhong Li suddenly appeared, and he faced all the audience in the live broadcast room.

Turned on his speech mode.

"Ahem, let me give you a brief overview." Zhong Lixu coughed twice, and adjusted his collar slightly.

Ready to start explaining the script given to him by the system.

"I prostituted 3000 or [-] meals for nothing at a young age."

[Kaya: Young?Learned learned. 】

【Dragon King Ruo Tuo: Morax, how dare you, how dare you say such a thing?Where is your face? 】

[Twarin: Hehe, it seems that the first step to becoming a god is to have a thick skin. Look at Barbatos who is not doing business every day. Your Liyue god directly commits suicide and retires, and starts the road of prostitution. up. 】

As he spoke, Zhongli stretched out three fingers with his right hand and two fingers with his left hand, comparing them together, emphasizing that this is three thousand two.

"Then, now there are always some people who are very jealous of me, saying that I am not doing my job properly, saying that I am a liar, and saying that I am a social useless person. This is simply slander!"

【Wendy: Hey!I think this kind of evaluation is very considerate, it is completely 100% certified. 】

[Paimon: Hey, compared to him, you are not much better. 】

[Arataki Ichito: Actually, thinking about it this way, my uncle is quite powerful, at least he earned it by himself hahahaha——! 】

He took out a carrot from a pile of vegetables beside him and pointed it at the screen.

"However, let's talk about it. This just proves that Liyue's economic strength is strong, the country is prosperous, and I take good care of retired young people like me!"

Having said that, he paused for a while, picked up the wine on the side and poured himself a glass, took a few sips, and continued:

"Actually, I am a person who has always been strict with myself. Look, when I go to eat, I always pick delicious food. I don't even look at dishes without a thousand moras. At a glance, Xinyue Pavilion, Liuli Pavilion, and Wanmin Hall are all places I often go to."

Zhong Li took out a stool he didn't know where he came from and sat down, with his legs spread apart. This posture didn't have the slightest bit of his usual temperament.

At first glance, he looks like a big brother in society, but because of his good looks, he looks more like the sight of a domineering president.

"I remember eating breakfast once. It was just dawn and Wanmin Hall just opened. I was the first to arrive, and then I ordered a table of dishes, such as Miwowo, fragrant tender pepper chicken, Sifang Heping Waiting, you also know, young people, how can you not eat more, besides, there are many places I go to every day, and I have to listen to operas, walk birds, evaluate antiques and so on. Work hard."

[Dadalia: You eat so much in the morning, you know what to do, and you still do physical work. When did listening to plays and walking birds become physical work, so what am I? Not easy. 】

[Paimon: Thank you Zhongli, you successfully let me know what the life of a rich person is. I eat so much in the morning, I want to experience it too, hehe. 】

[Fools and rich people: Hey, don't mess around, he is a god, he is different from you, save your money and spend it slowly, we must resist retaliatory consumption, it is not easy to make money these days, you know How much does he charge for this meal?That's all golden Mora! 】

(PS: I may ask for leave tomorrow, but I'm not sure.)

Chapter 250

[Arataki Ichito: I'm starting to get greedy, damn it, is there any Mora left? 】

Seeing Zhongli's list of popular dishes made Huang Taki feel hungry.

He looked at his three younger brothers.

I saw Yuantai and the three of them slowly took out a little Mora from their trouser pockets.

Seeing such Ararataki Ichidou Kuki Shinobi could only hold his forehead alone and sigh slightly.

Life is not easy, especially with a gang like this.

[Ruotuo Dragon King: @钟力, is that also called physical labor for you?How dare you say it out loud, your face is thicker than the rocks of the rocky abyss, this punishment is too much for me, it is not worth the status quo that I will keep my loli body forever! 】

【Twalin: Brother Ruotuo, please speak carefully, don't be targeted by the system at that time, it will be troublesome. 】

[Kaya: In fact, the God of Rock is quite simple. Look, you eat in this kind of friendly restaurant, and you spend a lot of money. It can be said that it has driven economic development. 】

【Diluque: You seem to be right, but...】

At this time, Zhongli is still continuing his solo cross talk.

"Think about it, I'm a young man, I have to control my eating time, otherwise I will miss the time of appreciating treasures, listening to operas, and walking birds, so, I always order just right."

Zhong Li patted his chest, as if he felt that this set of rhetoric not only convinced the audience, but also convinced himself by the way.

"After ordering so many dishes, Xiangling and Master Mao are of course smiling. After all, I eat the dishes and give them to Mo La. Of course, I'm used to her smile and flattery." , as always, found the most conspicuous seat and sat down."

At this moment, Zhong Li changed the topic, and his tone was obviously a little brighter.

"As soon as I sat down, I heard someone behind me say to Xiangling, bring me a Miwowo and a bottle of dandelion wine."

As he said that, Zhong Li slapped his thigh with a "slap", and stood up excitedly.

Walking to the camera, glaring at the front, pointing and saying:

"I just remember that the man was wearing a green hat. He was not tall, and it might have just reached my abdominal muscles. There were some tears in his eyes, obviously envious of me. After he finished speaking, he glanced at me quietly, looking I almost wanted to help him."

Zhong Li shook his hands violently excitedly, as if the green hat was right in front of him.

"But it's okay, I'm a person who can keep my heart, and that person still reluctantly ordered. As you all know, I've never liked comparisons."

【Paimon: That's true. Although Zhong Li is a big spender, he really hasn't noticed the aspect of comparison. 】

【Gan Yu: Dijun may just be used to that kind of life. Moreover, Dijun has great powers, so he can understand eating more, just like me...if it is not easy to control, it is easy to overeat. 】

[Yae Shenzi: Sister Gan Yu, I have a deep understanding of what you said, after all, I also have one in my family. 】

[Drill: The emperor has worked hard for thousands of years, so he can understand if he eats more...]

No matter what, Mandrill still trusts Liyue's enlightened king very much, it's just the unchanging belief of Di Jun's chef!

However, just when everyone felt that there was finally a reliable speech.