Yuanshin: Live question and answer, start with condensed light and black silk

[Zhongli: Are you so happy? I'll try it too, @儿人众重兵, you bastard. 】

"Ding! Fools, stragglers, please continue to perform the second script."

Chapter 88 Lei Movie: Son, Mom Brought You Your Favorite

[Xin Yan: Wow, this acting talent is very talented, Yunjin, are you still taking apprentices hahaha, he has thick skin anyway. 】

[Yun Jin: How is that possible? Mine is an opera, not his "Declaration of Independence". The two have nothing to do with each other. 】

[Kaya: @儿人众散兵, shocked, the executive officer of the Fools publicly insulted himself as a SB in public. Is this a distortion of human nature or a moral corruption? Kaya, the captain of the Mond Cavalry, continued to follow up and found out It turned out to be a ghost of the live broadcast system!Oh~~That's all right, well done~! 】

[Di Luke: Do you have to have so many plays?It's good to see if he doesn't behave well, oh, by the way, does anyone of you have a screen recording function? 】

[Amber: I don't. 】

[Paimon: Me neither. 】

【Ke Li: Neither did Ke Li. 】

【Ying: I have.I have uploaded it to the cloud in the live broadcast room, and everyone can watch it for free. 】

[Fools and stragglers: You are the real fools, right? ? ! ! ! 】

[Fools and rich people: It's okay, the big deal is to live in another place, I think the underground is good. 】

"Ding! Because the script "Lei Cannon, Your Mother Calls You Home for Dinner" requires the cooperation of Balzebub himself, a radio voice actor, and Dadalia, an off-site dancer."

"Ding! One lucky winner will be selected for voiceover..."

"Ding! Fools and girls are the voice actors for this broadcast."

【Wendy: Oh, does the God of Thunder still need to play in person? It's worth watching. 】

[Zhongli: I have nothing to do when I'm free, it's not bad for a change of taste, it's a good meal. 】

[Xingqiu: Is Lei Dapao the SB executive of all fools?Why does God need to cooperate?His mother is a god?Oh~!Interesting and interesting, it would take a novel at this point. "My mother is a god, she drinks milk for me every day!" ", hahaha, I have gained too much this time, and this novel must be a big hit. 】

[Chongyun: Then why do the descendants of the rice wife gods go to fools to be executive officers?Could it be that Dao's wife's food is not good? 】

【Kaya: Who knows, there is no rule that gods cannot marry, right? Although I don't know which gods are pregnant with children, but even if there are, we should not care about them. 】

[Arataki Yidou: Is there such a thing? This uncle has not known for so many years that our rice wife's god has descendants. This is the first time I have heard of it. But why are her descendants so short? Could it be that there are so many fools All children? 】

[Fools and buffoons: Hehe, the executive officers of fools naturally have their strengths. 】

[Nine Tiao Sha Luo: (╬◣д◢) Nonsense~!The general is a god, so naturally he has no heirs. Who in this world is qualified to be the husband of the general, absolutely none!If you talk nonsense like this again...I...]

Seeing them making fun of his "respected and beloved" general, Kujo Sharo was very angry, and even wanted to take action to make them shut up, but he couldn't reach them through the screen.

[Lei Movie: I will talk about this later...]

[Dadalia: What is an off-site dancer, what does it matter to me? 】

Dadalia was very confused. It was really weird why he needed his help in a play, but then he realized that it might be something fun. Thinking about it this way made him very interested open.

[Fools and girls: Hey~~ It seems that I am still very lucky. Take a look, do you think this is the recognition of my voice? Then I have to give it a try. 】

"It's being transmitted, please don't resist, so as not to accidentally hurt..."

On the screen, the scene of Liyue has been replaced, and what comes into view is——

The playground surrounded by green lawns has four flagpoles around the playground, and a big horn is hung on each of them.

In the center is a tower-like attic with microphones and other equipment inside. Next to the attic, a square disco dance mat is lying quietly on the ground, surrounded by flashing lights.

【Xingqiu: It's something fresh and unseen, it's really interesting, but the tallest small attic always feels a bit like the camp tent of the Qiuqiu people visually. 】

【Chongyun: @达达丽亚, what are you going to do, why do you wear a string of gold chains around your neck. 】

【Xin Yan: It's the preparations before the play. It's normal to have some preparations before acting. 】

The fools and girls sat on the chairs in the broadcasting room, gently picked up the microphone, "Hello!"

Her voice reached the ears of every participant through the live broadcast room.

"Ahem, let's start now~~!"

[Arataki Ichito: Let's start, I can't wait. 】

"Please pay attention~ please pay attention~ the sixth seat of fools!"

"The Sixth Seat of Fools!"

"Thunderbolt! Comrade Lei Dapao."

"Damn it, don't call me that name!!" the skirmisher trembling with his right hand pinching the brim of his hat, gritted his teeth.

However, the girl became playful and didn't listen to what he said, and continued:

"Your mother! She took two bottles of dumpling milk and waited for you at the school gate!"

"Your mother! She took two bottles of dumpling milk and waited for you at the school gate!"

At this time, the camera also showed General Lei Dian, holding two bottles of dumpling milk in her hand, and she said in unison: "Son, mom brought you your favorite dumpling milk."

As soon as the words fell, Dadalia on the disco mat began to dance to the music, with a rather embarrassing expression.

"Wow~! Your mother loves you so much."

[Arataki Ichidou: Good guy, is this guy really the son of General Thunder?But I still don't understand why he is so short. 】

[Fools and girls: This kind of activity is very fun, come find me next time, goose goose goose goose~~! 】

[Fools and rich people: @儿人何散兵, you didn’t lose in this game. Look at the SB and the cannon, and you have two more titles at once, which is amazing. 】

[Fools and Puppets: Why didn't I get selected to dub? It's really fun, next time I must be selected. 】

[Lei Movie: He is not a child in the true sense, but a puppet I made in the early years...]

Seeing everyone making fun of Comrade Lei Dapao, the mother decided to come out and clarify her relationship with him, after all, she did it herself.

[Jiujo Shaluo: Let me just say, how holy the General is, such filthy things are impossible. 】

[Dadalia: @儿人众重兵, Comrade Cannon.Wuhu, how was my dance just now, hahaha! 】

[Zhongli: It's really good, I can consider performing in the future. 】

[Fools and stragglers: just laugh. 】

"Ding! The second round of answering will be in 5 minutes."

[Kaya: Ahem, after watching for so long, let’s answer the questions first, the punishment is getting more and more interesting now. 】

Chapter 89 Carrie; Deng Dua Lang

[Diluque: Maybe you will be next. 】

[Arataki Ichito: Oh that's right!This uncle knows why he likes to drink dumpling milk. 】

[Jiuqi Shinobi: Boss, do you really know?Are you sure you don't have weird ideas? 】

[Fools and girls: Do you know why?Say it quickly, make me happy too. 】

【Paimon: What other reasons can there be? It must be that the dango milk is delicious. Hehe, when we go to Daozuma, I want to try it too. 】

[Fools and rich people: @隆滩一斗, tell me why he likes to drink dumpling milk. 】

[Yae Miko: I also want to hear your thoughts and see if they are the same as mine. 】

Seeing that his speech aroused everyone's interest, Izuto Ararataki felt the eyes of the whole audience on him. At this moment, he is the most beautiful boy in the world!

[Arataki Ichito: Cough, as the tallest man in Tewat, I have enough right to speak. It’s actually not difficult. You see, he’s so short, but he just wants to drink milk to grow taller. Otherwise, why does he like to drink milk? Two bottles at a time. 】

[Zaoyou: Can drinking milk really grow taller?I'll try it then. 】

[Drill: Oh! (My eyes light up!)]

【Kaya: Damn, what is this? As long as the height is enough, these are irrelevant, but fools can come out and talk about it. Which answer is correct? 】

[Fools and girls: It’s right if it’s not A. For the other two, I’m more inclined to Pantalone. 】

[Fools and rich people: Why don't you say that you ate coffin boards? 】

【Fool and servants: Oh, are you fighting each other? They're all in a hurry. 】

"Ding! Start answering in 15 seconds. 15..."

【Ding!Congratulations to Keqing for successfully answering the question.please choose. 】

[Ke Qing: Ahem, it seems that the offal was very valuable back then, and it's reflected now. 】

[Ning Guang: It's not easy, but which one are you going to choose? 】

[Gan Yu: Or the rich man, his behavior is normal. As for the servant... em... I don't have much information for now. 】

[Ye Lan: Then choose one at random, anyway, it's just trying to stop the fools from answering the questions. 】

[Ke Qing: Then I will choose one at random.I choose C. 】

"Ding! Keqing answered wrong."

[Fools and rich people: Look at it, I said it wasn't me, I am such a good banker who cares about the people's livelihood and the society, how could I say such a thing. 】

[Fools and girls: That must be Arechino, everyone, please focus on her. 】

[Ke Qing: The punishment shouldn't be too severe, as long as I don't make me sell offal. 】

"Punishment: Keqing's body shrinks to a juvenile form, time limit: three days."

on the screen.

Kemaomao appeared in the center of the field, and her body was slowly shrinking visible to the naked eye, until it was about the same size as Keli.

Clank, Carrie is here!

[Gan Yu: Ke Qing was so cute when she was young.give me a hug. 】

[Ningguang: How does it feel for our Yuhengxing to return to his childhood. 】

[Beidou: Hahahaha, Keqing looked like this when she was a child, but why are you with your hips on your hips. 】

【Ke Li: Good!It is a friend who can play with Keli, come and play with Keli, I will take you to fry fish! 】

[Keli (Keli version Keqing): Huh~~ It's okay, it's just that the body has been shrunk, other things have not been affected, and the strength has not been restricted, but the surrounding things have become taller. 】

[Yae Miko: Oh, my childhood was the cutest. 】

[Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: She is very cute, but the cutest is Gan Yu when she was a child...]

[Gan Yu: True Monarch Liuyun! 】

[Thoma: Bark, woof, woof! (You're just getting smaller, and I'm turning into a dog!)]

[Taromaru: @Thomas, stop barking, only I can understand what you are saying, alas, why are you locked up after becoming a human, it is still more comfortable to be a dog. 】

"Ding! The third round of answering will start in 15 seconds. 15..."

[Fools and girls: Anyway, it must not be me, choose Arechino!It's her and it's her. 】

[Fools and servants: Hehe, this answer is very precious, I should let you come first. 】

[Dadalia: I don't think it doesn't matter who it is, but I'm even more curious now, whose coffin are you eating? @儿人何女孩. 】

[Ms. Fools: Hehe, maybe it’s yours. 】

[Fools and rich people: Anyway, it’s not mine. The four people in the picture are excluded. As for you, anyone is possible. 】

"Ding! Chongyun answered successfully. Please choose."

[Xingqiu: Liyue's side scored two points in a row, come on Chongyun, I think we can take a risk and try option A. 】

【Chongyun: (⊙o⊙)... Do you want it? I listen to you. I always feel that it is not very reliable. Let me think about it first...Forget it, I will choose A. 】

[Dadalia: I'm still curious whose coffin it is. 】

[Fools and girls: @Dadalia, what's your name, it's okay if you gnaw, you're really courting death. 】

"Reward: Chongyun got the script of "Don't Need Brother Jie"."

【Chong Yun: What kind of script is this? It won't be like a skirmisher, so I won't do it. 】

"Ding! This script is a three-person script, and the actors are Chongyun, Yukiaki, and Maplebara Manyo."

"Ding, teleport into the script..."